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Phone Tap PODCAST: S-Bag Wedding · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties to five. Hello. Hi, this is Seth McElroy.
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  Speaker 1: I work at Sanitation. I was looking for Corey. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: hey Corey. How are you? I'm doing all right? How
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  Speaker 1: are you good? Listen? I need to speak with you
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  Speaker 1: for a second. We have an order for four portable
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  Speaker 1: restrooms to be delivered this Saturday afternoon for an outdoor wedding. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes you do. Yeah. Unfortunately we're double booked, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to be able to make that happen. I apologize. Um, well,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean you're double booked? The term double
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  Speaker 1: booking means like if you booked one a point with
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  Speaker 1: someone else. I know, I know, I know what the
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  Speaker 1: term means. Okay, well what do you mean you're overbooked?
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  Speaker 1: I asked the question because I placed my order two
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  Speaker 1: months ago. Yeah, and you know the wedding. You know this.
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  Speaker 1: The wedding is this Saturday, and so help me understand
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  Speaker 1: why it's why you guys are double books. Well, what
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  Speaker 1: happens when somebody double books something is they schedule two
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  Speaker 1: things at once. So maybe two months ago somebody scheduled
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  Speaker 1: it at the same time. Understand I need these I
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  Speaker 1: need these toilets to be there on Saturday. We have
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  Speaker 1: two hundred people coming to this wedding. I ordered in advance,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't understand why they can't be there when
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  Speaker 1: they need to be there. You know, we screwed up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You're welcome to care if you've screwed up.
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  Speaker 1: This needs to be right. I placed my order two
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  Speaker 1: months ago, so there needs to be some kind of solution.
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  Speaker 1: I feel really bad about this. I want to make
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  Speaker 1: it right. I don't care if you feel bad. I
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  Speaker 1: want it to be right. I've got tell me how
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  Speaker 1: it can be white. How about this? Even though I
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  Speaker 1: cannot deliver on the porta potties, we did just get
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  Speaker 1: a new shipment of our full body sanitation bags in
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  Speaker 1: I can drop off a few of those for you.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are those? Well, it's basically like an
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  Speaker 1: industrial strength garbage bag that fits around the whole person's
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  Speaker 1: body so that they can have privacy while they do
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  Speaker 1: their business. You want two hundred of gifts in bags?
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  Speaker 1: They're really actually a nice option. And think about this.
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  Speaker 1: You can even use it during the ceremony so that
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  Speaker 1: people don't have to go to the porta potti. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving my bows. Well, you won't even know. These
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  Speaker 1: sanitation bags are amazing. And afterwards, after you use it,
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  Speaker 1: you just unzip it, step out of the bag, toss
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  Speaker 1: it in the garbage, and you're good to go. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I am about to get married in two days. Can
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  Speaker 1: you know what? Congratulations? By the way, that's rue to me.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even say congratulations you and your congratulations? Are
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  Speaker 1: you worried about the smell or the sound? Are you
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  Speaker 1: even listening to what I'm saying. I don't want any
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  Speaker 1: kinds of d road at What is so hard about that? Yet?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I booked you guys too months ago. So
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  Speaker 1: you don't want the sanitation bags? Is that what I'm
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  Speaker 1: picking up on? No? I said, no bag. In that case,
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  Speaker 1: you might want to not invite your best man. He
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  Speaker 1: sounds kind of like a bag to Mebbie. Oh, because
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  Speaker 1: Robbie wanted me to prank phone call you. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and jewel in the morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your best man, Robbie say,
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  Speaker 1: he said he wanted He said, you only had one
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  Speaker 1: job getting ready for the wedding, and that was to
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  Speaker 1: get the porta potties, so he wanted me to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you about that. I just pictured two hundred people.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound like a good option, though, I think
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  Speaker 1: that would be really easy and fun for your guests. Okay,
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