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Phone Tap PODCAST: Redbox · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's almost time for your phone tap. And even with Netflix, Hulu,
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  Speaker 1: Disney plus all the other streaming services available now, some
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  Speaker 1: people still like the feeling of renting a good old
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  Speaker 1: fashioned DVD. Oh my god, I think it's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: You know. My dad, oh my gosh, it loves to
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  Speaker 1: go to a red box or whatever they're called and
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  Speaker 1: get a physical TV D in his hand. The problem is,
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  Speaker 1: once you're done, you have to remember to return the
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  Speaker 1: d Yeah. Yeah, that's where they get you. And you
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  Speaker 1: have to make sure to put the right movie back
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  Speaker 1: in the case. Yeah, this still happens. People still do this.
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  Speaker 1: But what happens if you don't do it the right way?
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  Speaker 1: Shame on your family? Well, yeah, pretty much, because that's
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  Speaker 1: where you get a call from our own brook Fox
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  Speaker 1: and the ramifications are much more than you bargained for.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're still using red Box. You deserve it totally.
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  Speaker 1: You're here. What happens in your brand new phone? Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now the twenty to me, I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five. Hello. Hi, this is Nina calling from red
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  Speaker 1: Box Customer Service. I'm looking for Kyle. This is Hi Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because there seems to have been
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  Speaker 1: an issue with the most recent red Box return. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? It seems as though you run in
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  Speaker 1: the movie Hustlers from us and then return the red
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  Speaker 1: Box case with a different DVD inside. Oh shoot, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Yeah, it happens a lot anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to inform you that you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be charge a replacement fee of four ninety nine Okay,
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  Speaker 1: four dollars ninety nine cents, right, Yeah, it's Hustlers. We're
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  Speaker 1: not talking about hundreds of dollars here. Okay. I'm also
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  Speaker 1: seeing here that the same situation happened last year with
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  Speaker 1: the movie Deadpool two. I don't remember that it's in
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  Speaker 1: our records, so I'm gonna have to mark this down
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  Speaker 1: as your second offense. Okay. What does that mean? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it means that you're suspended from running any red Box
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  Speaker 1: movies or games for one hundred and twenty day period.
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  Speaker 1: We'll wait, I can still find the movie. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: I have it here somewhere. I can still know it's
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  Speaker 1: already been processed. So we're kind of past the return part.
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  Speaker 1: But I do need to let you know that because
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  Speaker 1: you can find red Box in a lot of seven elevens,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be banned from entering that convenience store
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  Speaker 1: as well. No, wait, you can't do that. Actually we can.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I take these second offenses very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: So for the next ninety days, you won't be allowed
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  Speaker 1: into any seven elevens. Can I talk to a manager
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  Speaker 1: or something? I mean, you can, It's just going to
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  Speaker 1: be a waste of your time. This is normal red
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  Speaker 1: Box protocol whatever. Also, I'm sorry to tell you this,
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  Speaker 1: but for the next sixty days, you're not allowed in
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  Speaker 1: any post offices in the state. What yeah, Why wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: they let me into a post office because of a movie?
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  Speaker 1: Because a DVD you returned with shipped to another red
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  Speaker 1: Box Kiosk out of state. So because the wrong film
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  Speaker 1: cross state lines, it became a federal crime. A federal crime.
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  Speaker 1: Are you don't worry? You won't be serving any time,
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  Speaker 1: but you'll have to pay a fine, probably around seven
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. Oh wait, no, no, that is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Seven hundred and fifty dollars. Fine, Yeah, I mean I've
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  Speaker 1: seen him up to fifteen hundred, but I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they'll get you that bad. What why wouldn't they even
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  Speaker 1: go up from there? I'm sorry. You know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: make the rules. It's not really my job. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: who makes the rules. I mean, I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: that that was a rule. Like if I had known. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I have the movie. I'm sure I can get it again.
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  Speaker 1: We're already in the processing phase of this, so we
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  Speaker 1: can't accept the return. Kidding me. Just remember you're still
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  Speaker 1: banned from the post office, so hopefully you have some stamps.
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  Speaker 1: Just a joke there. Probably not the best timing. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the best timing. This is this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: waste a lot of my time and I'm a lot
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  Speaker 1: of my money for something like stupid. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't even do Yeah, I know, doing stupid
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  Speaker 1: stuff sucks sometimes, just like doing this stupid prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on you, what like I'm saying this is pretty
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  Speaker 1: stupid because it's all a joke. Oh my god, you're
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  Speaker 1: with me. Yes, this is actually broke from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Man, your girlfriend Maddie set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Holy Yeah, she said that you accidentally returned the wrong
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  Speaker 1: red Box movie and she wanted to mess with you. Wait.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, I didn't put in the wrong DVD. I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea. I don't know if you did it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't, but I'm just saying red Box might put
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  Speaker 1: you on that no fly list. All right. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: I be extra careful now. Yeah, the lesson is here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't with red Box. Yeah, you're all right, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: out with red Box ever. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties on Moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five,