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Phone Tap: Your New Apartment Number · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And these newer
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  Speaker 1: apartment buildings, Man, you just can't trust them. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean, I like my apartment. They're always raising the
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  Speaker 1: rent on youinging you with fees for this and for that.
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  Speaker 1: And now rumor is they're changing all of the unit numbers,
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  Speaker 1: mixing them around like a big cylinder of bingo balls.
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  Speaker 1: Where's at least that's the case for one woman when
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  Speaker 1: we call to give her her brand new address, even
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  Speaker 1: though she hasn't moved. It's your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Anna, this
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  Speaker 1: is Martin on the new super apartments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh hi, how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? I'm doing okay, listen. I don't want to take
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  Speaker 1: up a lot of your time. I'm sure you're very busy.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know the new number
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  Speaker 1: for your apartment unit is five O eight, not four
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  Speaker 1: O weight. Okay, Wait what I said? Your new apartment
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  Speaker 1: number is five O eight Now it's no longer four
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  Speaker 1: oh eight.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But why. The short story is the owners here are
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  Speaker 1: looking to make some more money and they're not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to build up any farther so instead they're building basement apartments,
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  Speaker 1: and that means everybody's floor number is going up one.
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  Speaker 2: I've lived there six and a half years. My male
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  Speaker 2: goes to four oh eight. It's gonna be a headache.
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  Speaker 2: Have to change every single thing. Can't they just like
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  Speaker 2: keep the numbers?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, shoot, I never thought of that.
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  Speaker 2: How how did you never think of that?
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking about, you know, moving everybody's numbers,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, move.
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  Speaker 2: In our numbers is like a kind of a big thing.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, just to be clear, you want to stay
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  Speaker 1: four oh eight then yes, Okay, Well I guess I
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  Speaker 1: could talk to them about that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, please do because that would be a really huge inconveny.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me do that and I'll call you right back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, this is Martin again. Got some great news
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  Speaker 1: for you. Okay. Spoke to the owners and got approval
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  Speaker 1: for you to stay in four o eight.
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  Speaker 2: Amazing, Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. So we just went ahead. We grabbed all
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  Speaker 1: your stuff. It took about seven guys, but it's all
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  Speaker 1: in four o eight.
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  Speaker 2: Nonslaul, I was already four a weight. Where did you
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  Speaker 2: take my stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, see, you're in five o eight at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: So the floor beneath you now is the new four
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  Speaker 1: a weight. So we took your stuff moved it down
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  Speaker 1: one to the new fourth floor.
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  Speaker 2: All of my stuff without my permission.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You were the one that said you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to stay in four o eight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I feel like I'm talking to a
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  Speaker 2: literal dip. What don't you understand about You can't just
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  Speaker 2: move somebody's stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, ma'am. You know I heard those words that
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  Speaker 1: you just said. There.
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  Speaker 2: Good, I wanted you to hear them. Okay, what's the
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  Speaker 2: actual were you thinking?
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you were the one that seemed upset that your
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  Speaker 1: number was changing. So I did ask you, and you
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  Speaker 1: said stay in four to eight.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, SKay, SKay implies that the thing is SKay in
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  Speaker 2: one spot. They don't move. Move is the opposite of SKay.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just chat GPT that what you said real quick,
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  Speaker 1: just to make sure.
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  Speaker 2: Great, Yes, please chat GPT it so it can tell
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  Speaker 2: you the definition of the word stay. And in the meantime,
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  Speaker 2: if you could tell your goons to bring all my
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  Speaker 2: back to my spot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, well there's a teeny little problem with that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what what other problems you have?
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  Speaker 1: Since I'm the new superintendent here, I get my choice
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  Speaker 1: of apartments, and I really liked your view, so I
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  Speaker 1: already moved myself in there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, we got That's what this was all about
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  Speaker 2: from the very beginning, wasn't it. You just wanted to
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  Speaker 2: take my apartment, and you're trying to turn it around
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  Speaker 2: and act like I'm the one who did it.
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  Speaker 1: I know that it looks that way, yes, feels that
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  Speaker 1: and you know.
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  Speaker 2: Who else I think would think it looks that way?
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  Speaker 2: Like a court of law.
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  Speaker 1: Oh whoa, Okay, wait a second. Now we're getting a
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  Speaker 1: little ahead of ourselves here, bringing legal system into this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you went through all my stuff.
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  Speaker 1: In our defense, we did have help from your boyfriend, Guillermo,
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  Speaker 1: so he was totally cool with it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe that. There's no way that's true.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's a really nice guy, really strong, muscular, loves
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  Speaker 1: prank phone calls on the radio, big fan. Wait what
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  Speaker 1: in fact, he's the one that sets you up for
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  Speaker 1: this one that we're doing on you right now? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, Because my real name is Jeff fro On
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  Speaker 1: the radio, Joe Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. I'm sorry, Anna.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you okay? I mean I'm single now.
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  Speaker 1: Giera just wanted to have some fun with you because
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  Speaker 1: he said there's some construction happening in your building and
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know what it was, so he thought we
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  Speaker 1: could mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: Cool. So do I get like a prize or something?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Your prize is a brand new apartment number. Congratulations, great,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Of this is what I always wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties