Don't Shoot The Messenger...Fuck the Messenger!

Boner and Mirror Tarot · Sep 6, 2026 · 22m · transcript

The Star was an easy “marry”... but choosing between two Wands? That’s where things got interesting.

This week I’m joined by Jessica as we pull three cards and play one very important game:

❤️ Fuck

💍 Marry

🪨 Push Off a Cliff

This week’s cards:

⭐ The Star

🔥 Page of Wands

🔥 Nine of Wands

Together we explore hope after hardship, what makes someone feel like home, why the Page of Wands has unmistakable golden retriever energy, and whether enthusiasm is actually more attractive than experience.

Before you listen... play along!

Who would you snog, marry, and push off a cliff? Make your choices…