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Phone Tap: Don't Mess With the DMV · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Ladies, if you want to be a good wife to
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  Speaker 1: your husband, you just have to be loving, supportive, and
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  Speaker 1: willing to prank your man on a nationally syndicated radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think I was going to agree with what
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  Speaker 1: you were going to say there, but I'm on board
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  Speaker 1: right when you were like be good to your husband's
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  Speaker 1: brooks like, oh boy, seriously, it's that easy. Luckily, one
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  Speaker 1: of our married listeners reached out after she witnessed her
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  Speaker 1: husband accidentally walking to the wrong restroom at the DMV.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna call him and do the reasonable thing
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  Speaker 1: and take away his driver's license permanently. In your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: am I speaking with Joel Speaking Hello Joel. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from the State Department of Licensing. My name is Colin.
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  Speaker 1: Colin sick. Okay, did you hear that with the t
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  Speaker 1: Some people get that wrong. I just like to clarify
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  Speaker 1: up front.
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  Speaker 2: So you're saying stick call in stick.
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  Speaker 1: No sick with the tea at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Sick.
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  Speaker 1: You don't pronounce the ta, it's silent.
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  Speaker 2: Got it? You need me to write that down for
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  Speaker 2: something is that what you told me.
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  Speaker 1: No, just I just feel like you should know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So how can I help you today?
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  Speaker 1: You came in last week to renew your driver's license, correct.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, even though we did give you a new license,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to need you to punch a hole in
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  Speaker 1: that and send it back to us in the next
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  Speaker 1: three to five business days pretty inconvenience.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, sir, you realize that we have cameras inside
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  Speaker 1: the DMV, but we see everything.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything wrong. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I just went in there to get my license.
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  Speaker 1: Renewed, did you Yeah, because while reviewing the security footage,
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  Speaker 1: we saw you get up from your chair and walk
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  Speaker 1: into the ladies restroom.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, I saw it, sir. That
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  Speaker 2: was just an accident. I mean, I opened the wrong door,
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  Speaker 2: but I went to the men's room.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to explain yourself. I saw the video
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  Speaker 1: even though.
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  Speaker 2: Then you saw that I went to the men's.
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  Speaker 1: Room, sir. Yes, what are you talking about? You were
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  Speaker 1: only in there for maybe less than ten seconds. We
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  Speaker 1: saw you walk back, We saw you walk back outside
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  Speaker 1: and look at the sign.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because I misread it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: It was an accident.
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  Speaker 1: So you you admit that you can't read the sign
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  Speaker 1: on a bathroom door. We should just trust you to
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  Speaker 1: read the signs out on the road.
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  Speaker 2: I was waiting there forever. You know that you guys
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  Speaker 2: took forever to get to me. I was rushing because
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to come back and be there when you
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  Speaker 2: guys called me, sir, I wasn't paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm hearing you correctly, you're blaming us for not
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  Speaker 1: being able to read well.
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  Speaker 2: As I said, I didn't really pay attention inside. It
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  Speaker 2: was focused on you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you would pay attention behind the wheel of
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  Speaker 1: a ten thousand pound vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, that's ridiculous. I wasn't driving through the DMV.
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  Speaker 2: I was just walking to the rest of her.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you, where are you right now?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Where am I?
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  Speaker 1: Can you not hear either? I'm asking where you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm at my desk at work because I have a job.
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  Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to just look and tell me. What's
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  Speaker 1: the farthest thing across the room from you right now?
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  Speaker 2: Is this another eyesight exam. Now I see my boss,
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  Speaker 2: I see my coworkers.
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  Speaker 1: Is everything kind of blurry? You just seeing random shapes moving.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about But I mean, you don't have authorization. What
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  Speaker 2: do you do there? What's your position there?
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to make me feel bad because I
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  Speaker 1: make minimum wage?
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  Speaker 2: Well I didn't mention that. You implied, No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You wanted me to feel bad because I've worked here
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  Speaker 1: for years and recently got rejected for a promotion.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is this.
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  Speaker 1: Is going to be my only power grabbed is to
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  Speaker 1: take advantage of people trying to get their licenses, if
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  Speaker 1: they're walking into the wrong restroom, then to call them
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  Speaker 1: out on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not your therapist. It sounds like
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  Speaker 2: you got to talk to someone, but it's not me.
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  Speaker 2: You called me, accusing me of something, and I'm telling
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  Speaker 2: you that it was an honest mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Hearing a lot from you, a lot of sadness, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of despair. What I can identify with that. So
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  Speaker 1: here's what I'm going to offer. What I will personally
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  Speaker 1: drive you around the city wherever you need to go.
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  Speaker 1: Because you don't have a license. I could use the companionship.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind.
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  Speaker 2: You can't drive me around. I don't even know who
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 1: Colin, Well, I know, I told you earlier I was
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  Speaker 1: calling sick with a T that I kind of fit there.
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  Speaker 1: My real name is jeff and I work on a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. And this whole thing has been a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call set up by your wife.
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  Speaker 2: So Laura, oh my god, you gotta be serious.
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  Speaker 1: You're on brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Laura set you
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  Speaker 1: up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just joking with you, man, because Laura told us
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  Speaker 1: you accidentally walked into the women's bathroom at the DMV
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  Speaker 1: the other week, and she thought it'd be funny for
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  Speaker 1: us to take away your license and see how you responded.
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  Speaker 2: Hilarious. I'm having a heart attack here. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, people with heart attacks should not be operating motor vehicles.
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  Speaker 2: So no, that's the one I can actually agree with you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you should chucking Jeffrey's phone taps on the
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  Speaker 2: twenties