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Phone Tap PODCAST: Stuck In A Vending Machine · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: He said another on the twenties to me, I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five. Hello, Hey, is this Doug yeah speaking?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Oh? Oh thank god? My name's Connor. Who Connor?
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  Speaker 1: I'm the new vending machine operator for your business? Do
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  Speaker 1: you guys? Speak up? I can't heave you get closer
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  Speaker 1: to the phone. I dropped my phone. I can't get
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  Speaker 1: that close to a business close as I can reach.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? I'm a new vending machine operator for
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  Speaker 1: your business. Brent hired me, Brent hired you? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: really need your help though. Oh cold brand I tried,
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  Speaker 1: hired cool Bran. No, I tried, but his phone has
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  Speaker 1: been offered something and he gave me your number to
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  Speaker 1: call in case an emergency, And this is definitely an emergency.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? What did you? Did someone hurt? What? Well? Okay, first,
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  Speaker 1: I just I want to let you know. I know
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  Speaker 1: we've never met before, but it's a privilege to work
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  Speaker 1: for you. Okay, yeah right, it's very nice. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you a very nice guy. I love my job. Just
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  Speaker 1: please don't fire me. I just tell me. The emergency
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  Speaker 1: will get till this late. What happened so you guys,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as a vendor for your company, sir, I
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  Speaker 1: have to stock the snacks out a bunch of business
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  Speaker 1: and I know how I know. Tell we just get
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  Speaker 1: to what happened. I know how bending works. On Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I was in one of the buildings and I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember which one it was, but I got really tired.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I just did something really Okay are you crying?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, I'm going on my business.
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  Speaker 1: You need to man up right now. Stop crying. Just
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  Speaker 1: tell me straight out what happened. Okay, Okay, So I
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  Speaker 1: was really tired, so I needed to take a quick
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  Speaker 1: cat nap. You're telling me that you took a nap
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  Speaker 1: in one of my prime businesses with my machine. D No. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in somewhere I can't get out of. I need
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  Speaker 1: to tell you. Wait, are you a jail. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna say, Okay, I don't know what to do
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  Speaker 1: because I fell asleep inside the vending machine and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm locked inside. You bet, I don't know. It just
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  Speaker 1: looked comfortable. And then how did you? I know, stupid,
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  Speaker 1: how did you get a bed? I'm really bendy. I
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  Speaker 1: just moved some stuff over and then I squeezed in,
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  Speaker 1: but it was too tight. Where are you? That's the
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  Speaker 1: thing I don't remember. Calm down. My tears are running
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  Speaker 1: up my face. It's weird, kind of. I got four
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  Speaker 1: bunch of businesses. You've got to remember one thing. I
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  Speaker 1: can't send someone a four bunch of businesses. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me think. I can't think of anything. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding me, kinda. What did the building
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  Speaker 1: look like? I'm an address to sign outside? I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: That was three days ago. Three days ago. You have
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  Speaker 1: a sheet for three days and now you finally call me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm lucky that I fully stopped it before I got in,
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  Speaker 1: because there's lots of snacks in here. But I'm running along.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have a three days Yeah. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, what did you do for bathroom? I've
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  Speaker 1: been holding it three days. You're holding it. I've been
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  Speaker 1: drinking my own pea. What the with you? I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to stay over. I've got terrible first day. I'm thirsty
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  Speaker 1: though I've been rationing. Give cups of ranch. It's the
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  Speaker 1: only living besides the team. Keep your phone on. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling nine one. Please don't do that. Don't call the crop.
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  Speaker 1: Help you to fall battery. Maybe they could trace it. Really,
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  Speaker 1: this is super embarrassing. I don't want it on the news.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna up in my machine. I don't want it
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  Speaker 1: on the no. That's gonna show up on a website
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna say like, oh, eating at vending machine. Worker
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  Speaker 1: stuck in his own vending machine, drinks speed. I'm like
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  Speaker 1: the problem. You don't want to point the Hey, kid,
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  Speaker 1: you just like YouTube, YouTube YouTube. What were you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Like how if you get kidnapped and put in the trunk,
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  Speaker 1: there's like a release lever from the inside, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: like a vending machine has one, because you know, because
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  Speaker 1: nobody's sub one. Oh, I knew you'd say that. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I gotta tell you. It's a great phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What wait, I get what you say? What you say?
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  Speaker 1: I said I'm not really stuck in a vending machine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't work for you. My name is Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook with Jeffrey in the Morning, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. You gotta be
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  Speaker 1: kidding me. You gotta be kidding. I am kidding you
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  Speaker 1: believe it. Holy don't worry, man, It's a joke. Brent
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  Speaker 1: set you up because he said this was the first
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  Speaker 1: time he hired a guy without your permission. He wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. He said that you were drinking
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  Speaker 1: your piss inside of the vending Michelle, it's better wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps. On the twenties point five,