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May 8th, 2026: Wellness, National Debt And Mom I Need · The Daily Sarcast

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  Today's ad is sponsored by still running away from people in your 30s to avoid them.
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  There was this juice at this party we were at. I don't think anyone, like, drugged me.
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  I think I was the dumb one who drank it and didn't realize that everyone was on drugs.
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  Kim K on being at Coachella a million years ago.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Sarcast. I give you the news and maybe
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  a laugh. I'm Lindsay Vernick, and it's May 8th, 2026.
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  Happy Mother's Day weekend! I know everyone's going home for Mother's Day,
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  but I am not because I'm a bad daughter.
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  So instead, I hope you stay to the end of this podcast to listen to the very
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  nice gift that I'm giving my mother.
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  In real news, half of Americans under 50 are now apparently getting their health
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  advice from influencers and podcasters, which couldn't be more 2026.
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  A new report looked at nearly 13,000 wellness accounts and found that fewer
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  than one in five are actually medical professional accounts.
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  The rest are coaches, entrepreneurs, parents, or people whose qualifications
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  are basically I started sleeping better and now I'm a leader.
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  And these accounts aren't small either.
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  Some accounts have millions of followers, meaning your colon health is now partially
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  due to someone filming in their car talking about toxins who may or may not
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  have actually gone to college.
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  About half of people who consume this content say it actually helps them understand
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  health better, which is super cute because there's also nothing saying about
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  whether it's actually correct.
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  Doctors are, unsurprisingly, not thrilled. A lot of wellness content floating
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  around online includes things like sunscreen causing cancer or nicotine improving brain health.
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  So it's all just science fiction with ring lights.
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  The real issue is that medical professionals speak in nuance.
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  Influencers speak in certainty. And on the internet, certainty wins,
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  even if it's confidently incorrect and posted alongside a discount code.
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  So we've basically built a world where your primary care physician says, it depends.
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  And a guy with 2 million followers says, do this for 7 days and your life will change.
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  And that's where we are now. One lab cupboard away trying to compete with a
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  90-second TikTok called Fix Your Hormones While You Clean Your Kitchen.
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  The U.S. just hit a pretty bleak milestone. National debt is now bigger than the entire economy.
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  It's like checking your bank account, seeing disaster, and saying,
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  actually, let's just buy a jet ski, which is honestly my personal mindset.
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  We're at about $31 trillion in debt versus $31 trillion in economic output.
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  And while I have no idea what any of this actually means, This can lead to higher
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  interest rates, more expensive borrowing, and something called a debt spiral.
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  Which sounds fake, but unfortunately, it's actually not.
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  Meanwhile, Washington's reaction has been incredibly inspiring.
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  If you enjoy denial, both parties acknowledged the problem, then immediately
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  continued doing the exact things, making orders.
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  Bipartisanship is alive and well
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  when it comes to chaos. Republicans added trillions to their tax cuts.
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  Democrats resisted major spending cuts, so together they've created the world's
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  most expensive group project.
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  Experts say it's not an immediate crisis, but more of a slow leak in a giant
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  ship where everyone keeps going, relax, we're still floating.
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  Congress treating a flashing economic warning sign like a low battery notification
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  feels very on-brand for 2026.
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  Okay, stick with me on this one. New York now has a Jeffrey Epstein Museum pop-up
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  in Tribeca because as a society, we've officially run out of things to monetize.
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  It's called the Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room,
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  which sounds less like an exhibit and more like a law firm that definitely got subpoenaed.
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  The exhibit contains 3.5 million pages of Epstein-related documents.
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  That's honestly the most New York thing ever.
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  Someone looked at these thousands of pages of Epstein files and was like,
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  you know what? This definitely needs to be in a museum.
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  Naturally, it's in Tribeca, because nowhere else on Earth you could combine
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  human traffic and documents with an RSVP-only art experience.
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  The best part is that regular people apparently can't even read most of the files.
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  Only journalists and law enforcement can access them because some victims' names
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  weren't properly redacted. So the average visitor is basically just walking
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  around staring at binders that are not allowed to open.
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  It's less museum and more haunted staples. Also, apparently it's part museum
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  exhibit and part cursed archive, which may be the most accurate description
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  of Manhattan in general.
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  Honestly, this city has reached a point where every horrible thing immediately
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  becomes either a podcast, a limited series, or an immersive experience in Tribeca with a waitlist.
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  And this one has managed to become all three at once.
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  In Lindsay life I've been
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  working as a producer in reality tv for about five years
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  now a little over five years and this is
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  the first very first time in my career where
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  I've truly lived somewhere like had a lease in
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  New York and had a job in New
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  York and I've been trying to figure things
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  out and I've been doing a lot of as you know comedy and
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  stand-up and improv and now that I have
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  a job in New York it's really weird to
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  have to blend these two lives together like yesterday
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  I worked all day on set and then I went to my friend's
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  comedy show after which is two things that I never expected to be able to do
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  in one day and yesterday I did them all at once so it's very strange it's kind
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  of like my two lives like my two alter egos blending together now which is very
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  strange, but also very, very cool at the same time.
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  An MVP of this week goes to my mom.
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  Unfortunately, I won't be with her this weekend, but I wrote her this little
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  song as a gift, and I hope you all enjoy it.
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  And please ignore my singing voice. I'm not a professional, obviously.
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  Also, I just want to state the production value on this will be a lot better,
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  but as I said, I had such a busy day yesterday between work and my friend's
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  show that I really didn't have time to do any of this.
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  So I apologize. The quality of sound isn't that great.
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  Just listen to my beautiful voice.
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  Talk to me. Talk to me.
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  Your taxes too guess I already learned to laugh at life watching you do it so
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  easily already know I can't leave you alone I call you five times a day,
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  already told you every detail of my day so pretend to be interested in me just Come be the mom I need.
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  Tell me you got some advice for me. I want it.
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  I kind of like it when you call me first on the phone. Whatever the type of talk it is, come on then.
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  I gotta know you're meant to be the mom I need.
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  Happy mother's day mom i love you and happy mother's day to all the moms,
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  cooking tip of the day anything that's fried tastes better well okay not always
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  but point of the story it's not good for you at all feedback comments questions
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  a nice jewish by looking for a date email me at lindsey at the daily starcast.com
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  thank you so much for listening have a great weekend and i will talk to you guys on monday.