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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sleep Study · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tap. And today
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who's been having some trouble staying
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  Speaker 1: asleep at night. Oh that's the worst. Yeah, right back up.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently it's gotten to the point where he'll be exhausted
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  Speaker 1: all day and then still can't doze off. Oh buddy,
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  Speaker 1: that's the worst. So to help, his wife encouraged him
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  Speaker 1: to go to a clinic and participate in a sleep study. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but she also emailed us and she told us to
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  Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun with his test results.
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  Speaker 1: But he's already like so exhausted that so you'll find
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  Speaker 1: out his bizarre diagnosis in your brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: five hundred bucks. Hello, Hi, this is Shane with the
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  Speaker 1: sleep medicine center. I'm looking for Anthony. Yeah, this is Anthony.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Anthony. I'm just going to let you know that
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  Speaker 1: your results from your sleep study are in, but first
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to check in and see how you
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  Speaker 1: thought it went. Yeah. During the study, Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable at some points, but overall it was
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Oh that's good. A little bit of discomfort
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  Speaker 1: is normal during these things, just so you know. But
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  Speaker 1: I was just looking over your records here and it
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  Speaker 1: says that you struggle with a fatigue throughout the day
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  Speaker 1: and you feel like you don't get a good night's rest. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty much why my wife thought I should go
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  Speaker 1: in there. I'm not really like I'm moving around a
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  Speaker 1: lot at night, so I wake up several times. So
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  Speaker 1: I think that's probably what's going on, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to curve it. Yeah, okay, I'm sure the
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  Speaker 1: doctor told you that we would email you the results.
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  Speaker 1: But we found some odd readings in your study. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean by odd, Well, I mean maybe not odd,
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit unusual. Because you mentioned that you
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  Speaker 1: think you might have sleep apnea. Is that right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do snore a lot, so that was kind of
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  Speaker 1: the first thought that I had. Well, actually, after running
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  Speaker 1: your results, you have the opposite problem. You suffer from
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  Speaker 1: something we call triple s M. I've never heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Triples is just the layman's terms. In
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  Speaker 1: the medical field, it's called sleepy sloth syndrome. Sleepy sloth
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  Speaker 1: syndrome is that? Yeah, sleepy sloth syndrome. What does that mean? Though?
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  Speaker 1: What means while you were sleeping, we noticed you had
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  Speaker 1: very slow movements and you woke up hugging the couch
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  Speaker 1: a few times like a tree branch. Behavior very similar
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  Speaker 1: to a sloth. So the symptoms are sloth related. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's where the name comes from. Basically, with sleepy sloth syndrome,
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  Speaker 1: you're too well rested, you're getting too much sleep, and
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  Speaker 1: it's actually screwing you up pretty bad. I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: gone in there if I was getting too much sleep though.
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  Speaker 1: That's part of it. It tricks you into thinking you're
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  Speaker 1: not getting enough, but the truth is you're getting too much.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only sleeping like five hours a day. Maybe at
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  Speaker 1: MAC that's not possible. Well that's what you think, but
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  Speaker 1: in actuality, you're sleeping seventeen hours a day. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not what I think. I am only sleeping for five
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  Speaker 1: Did you say seventeen hours a day, yes, seventeen hours.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, there's a very strong possibility that you're sleeping
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  Speaker 1: right now as I'm talking to you, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: even realize it. Are you like the person that should
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  Speaker 1: be telling me this information? Are you more like the secretary? Well? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the doctor's assistant. Okay. Can I talk to the
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  Speaker 1: doctor by chances that possible? Because I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: reading what you think you're reading. Well, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to find out are you awake or are you asleep
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  Speaker 1: right now? I'm awake. Are you reading a Wikipedia page
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  Speaker 1: or something like that? That might just be the sloth
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  Speaker 1: syndrome making you think that you're awake. All right? Do
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  Speaker 1: you have a supervisor that I could speak with? Please? Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only person that's available. All our other specialists
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  Speaker 1: are currently being sued for malpractice, so I'm the only
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  Speaker 1: person left. All of the people in your office are
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  Speaker 1: being sued for medical malpractice, well most of them, but
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be bribing the judges, so I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. What the hell's going on here. I
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  Speaker 1: went down there. I paid an incredible amount of money
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  Speaker 1: for you guys to watch me, and now you're you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me I'm a slaw. What the hell's going on here? Hello? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? You gotta be joking? Right? Hello? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Are you trying to piss me off? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? What is that? What you're trying to do,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Roebex, Is that you, dude? Listen to me, I
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  Speaker 1: already haven't gotten enough leaps like wait, wait, no, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, okay, it's coming back now, Anthony Anthony right,
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  Speaker 1: I am so so sorry. I guess I dozed off
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  Speaker 1: for a second. I'm I'm really embarrassed. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to deliberately piss me. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do anything. I just I'm working
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  Speaker 1: like fifty eight hour shifts now, and the doctors have
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  Speaker 1: me on these experimental sleep pills for rhinos. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. Now you're lying to me, You're trying to
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  Speaker 1: piss me off. You're trying to see what I'll do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my mind on you. Okay, no, please
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. If you want to keep your job
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  Speaker 1: flapping and have a doctor call me back and tell
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  Speaker 1: me what the hell going on? What I spent my
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  Speaker 1: money on. I can't have a doctor call you back
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  Speaker 1: because I don't work at the sleep Cunick. Yeah, no
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  Speaker 1: you don't. What do you the janitor that works there? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm even lower than the janitor I work on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, what does that mean? There's a prank call? Hilarious? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you targeting me? Your wife, Mary set you
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  Speaker 1: up for a prank because she said you were worried
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  Speaker 1: about the sleep study that you did, and she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to make you laugh about it. She made me do it.
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  Speaker 1: She's the reason I went in there, and now she's
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  Speaker 1: making fun of me. She said you were nervous and
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to ease your tensions about it. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: said I snored too much and she wants me to
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  Speaker 1: stop it. That's what the real problem is, Anthony. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: that's not your awake self talking, that's your sleep self talking. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever the slop. When you said that, I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were serious. I really thought, I seriously think you might
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  Speaker 1: have triple ass. Bro. Yeah, hilarious, hilarious. Look at Jeffrey's
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