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Phone Tap PODCAST: Grandpa's Rolex · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away. We'll go to one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be
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  Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred away. He's another je twenties. I'm much worried.
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  Speaker 1: This is Sam. Can I help you? M Hey Sam? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Seth McElroy and I have a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of an issue that I need to discuss. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure who I talked to about this,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess I'm gonna start with you. Well, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times let's take it to our funeral director,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not Yeah, but I'm sure I could help you.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? So I was in there last week
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  Speaker 1: at my grandpa's funeral. I'm so sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, don't worry about it. It was a blast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh um. Okay, Yeah, I've been to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: funerals over the years, and you guys definitely put on
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  Speaker 1: a great show. I mean, as long as we did
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  Speaker 1: a good job of honoring your grandfather, then I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: it was. It was a bash. Huh. Here's my problem though.
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  Speaker 1: It turns out that my grandpa actually left me some
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  Speaker 1: stuff in his will. Yeah, I'm happy for you. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's awesome. But among some of that stuff
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  Speaker 1: was this really cool Rolex watch. Oh that's very nice.
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  Speaker 1: How sweet of him? Yeah? Super nice. Except the only
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  Speaker 1: thing is I think he was wearing it when he
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  Speaker 1: was buried, So I'm wondering if I can just come
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  Speaker 1: pick it up. I'm sorry, I think he was wearing
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  Speaker 1: it when we buried him, So I just want to
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  Speaker 1: come and grab that. Um, I guess I don't know
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  Speaker 1: his name, but if the funeral was last week, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure he's he's buried now, Yeah, yeah for sure. So, like,
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  Speaker 1: what's your policy on just kind of coming over there
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  Speaker 1: and digging him up to get the watch? Or doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need to be after hours? What's the best way you're
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  Speaker 1: asking us to dig him back up to get your watch?
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I can do it myself. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just wondering what the standards and practices of that, like
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  Speaker 1: wins the best time? No, there really are none. It's
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  Speaker 1: actually technically illegal unless there's some sort of you know,
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  Speaker 1: unless you go out to role x watch you need
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  Speaker 1: to get. No, that does not count. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you understood. It's kind of a desecration to do something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Oh, desecration, Okay, I know, I know what
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  Speaker 1: that means. You're worried about the labor costs of your
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  Speaker 1: staff doing it. No, No, that has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with it. I'm sorry that you don't have the watch, sir,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know that there's a way that we
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  Speaker 1: are going to dig up your grandfather to get it back. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I have a shovel. No, it's not about you having
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  Speaker 1: a shovel, sir, And it's not about who does it.
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  Speaker 1: It's about the fact that it technically Actually I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a bonehead. I'm a bone head. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have to do something like that. You need an
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  Speaker 1: excavator or something. I'm sure I could rent a sort
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  Speaker 1: of machinery. No, no, sir, you can't rent it. You're
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  Speaker 1: not understanding what I'm saying, sir. This is actually pretty
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  Speaker 1: appalling that you're even asking to do this. There is
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  Speaker 1: there is not a possibility of digging up your grandfather
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  Speaker 1: to get a watch. How do I get to watch? Then?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, sir, you may just have to take
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  Speaker 1: that one as a loss. Okay, I get it. At
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  Speaker 1: this point, I think I get it. I think I
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  Speaker 1: get it. What's in it for you? Right? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: What if I slide you a little five dollar bill? No, well,
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  Speaker 1: now you're talking bribery, which is also illegal. All right,
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  Speaker 1: twenty bucks, sir? Maybe? Yeah, there is no amount of
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  Speaker 1: money that you could give me or promise me that
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  Speaker 1: would make me allow you to do this or do
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  Speaker 1: it myself. Well, how about this? What if I gave
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  Speaker 1: you his tie? He was wearing a super cool designer tie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was like Versac. I can just
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  Speaker 1: that is disgusting. Versaci is disgusting. The fact that you
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  Speaker 1: want to take up your grandfather to get a watch
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  Speaker 1: and you're offering me the tie that he was buried
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  Speaker 1: with is disgusting, sir. And honestly, I'm not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: say this kind of thing to people that call in.
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  Speaker 1: I understand you're bereaved, but personally i'm what you're bereaved. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's no need to insult me. It's not an insult.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not insulting. I don't know what that word means,
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  Speaker 1: but it didn't sound good. Well, I'll be honest or
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  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. This is the most disgusting thing I've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. And frankly, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to end this phone call. Oh please, No, I
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  Speaker 1: just don't get what the big deal is because last
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  Speaker 1: time I called you, guys, Andy, let me dig up
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  Speaker 1: my uncle. No problem, Andy, Andy allowed you to do this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I called him, and I'll tell about My uncle had
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  Speaker 1: these really nice looking wing tips and I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: get those back. No, no, there's no way in hell
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  Speaker 1: Andy would ever do something like that. And he is
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  Speaker 1: getting to the point where I may just go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and call the authority. You know what, You're a real brievement.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Huh doesn't feel good when somebody calls
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  Speaker 1: you a name either. You're not even using that word, right,
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  Speaker 1: you idiot? And if you show up here, I am
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  Speaker 1: calling the police. All for a prank phone call, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. Wait wait what? Oh? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jubil from Brook and Jubil in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your girlfriend Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: set you up. I'm not sure I understand what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Jasmine said your job at the mortuary gets
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  Speaker 1: boring sometimes that she wanted to mix it up a
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  Speaker 1: bit Oh my god, Oh my god. You know, here
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  Speaker 1: a while, I have heard a lot of weird stuff,
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  Speaker 1: but this is definitely the weirdest call. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just surprised you wouldn't do it for five bucks. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna say I wasn't considering it.