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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pest Control Bro Rivalry · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: if you tap it what they will phone I'm scared, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I love it. It's your phone. Tapp Okay, there
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  Speaker 1: we got. If you've had a brother or a sister
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  Speaker 1: growing up, then you're familiar with a little sibling rivalry.
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  Speaker 1: As a kid. It can get pretty intense, kind of
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  Speaker 1: cut throat. But when does that competitiveness start to mellow out?
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  Speaker 1: I'd say like late teenage years now, maybe high school, college.
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  Speaker 1: Never well, four own Jose Bolanos. The pettiness never stopped.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, it's continued right into the business world. And
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  Speaker 1: he's ready to steal one of his brother's clients who's
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  Speaker 1: having a pest control problem, but Jose's determined to make
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  Speaker 1: her switch to his side. You'll hear it in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hi, is this
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  Speaker 1: Laura w Yeah? This is her? Who's calling? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Bryson, and you have an appointment at three o'clock
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow with Triple A Pass Control. Yes, yes, they do. Well.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm calling is because my brother's actually the
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  Speaker 1: owner of that company. Okay, and I have my own
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  Speaker 1: pass control company I'm trying to get off the ground
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  Speaker 1: right now. It's called Quadruple A Pass Control. Um. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually how I got your number. Uh, kind of
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  Speaker 1: a funny story. I was at my brother's yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: while he was out on a call, I saw your
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  Speaker 1: name in his appointment book. Probably not the most brotherly
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  Speaker 1: thing to do, I know, but you gotta do what
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do to drum up some business, right. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a little use what's happening? I need
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  Speaker 1: them to come to my house because it's pretty urgent
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  Speaker 1: with an issue. Where have going on? Sure? Sure, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm getting to As the owner of Quadruple A
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  Speaker 1: Pass Control, I'm willing to offer you the exact same
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  Speaker 1: service at the exact same time, for twenty dollars cheaper. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you wanting to steal your brother's business? What's
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  Speaker 1: in it? I mean, well, look, my brother and I
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  Speaker 1: we've always competed against each other. So it would totally
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  Speaker 1: make my day. I mean, it would make my year
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  Speaker 1: if I could steal a customer away right under his nose.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think. Come on, it's twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good deal. I mean, I guess like you,
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  Speaker 1: you can come at three o'clock and it's the exact
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  Speaker 1: same service, absolutely, because we had already talked about everything
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  Speaker 1: I have going on, and no I read. I read
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  Speaker 1: all the details, and so we can do everything the
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  Speaker 1: same better even because we are quadruple A and he's
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  Speaker 1: only triple A, And like, can you send me a
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  Speaker 1: contract that has this all written down so that I
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  Speaker 1: have it on paper? Should I? Okay, I don't see
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  Speaker 1: a problem with that. I do just have one little
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  Speaker 1: favor I need to ask of you, though. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: when you're on the phone while you're canceling with him, yes,
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  Speaker 1: will you make sure that you say that you found
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  Speaker 1: a better past control business? And then at the end,
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  Speaker 1: yell quadruple A past control rules. You know. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get in between this rivalry that
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  Speaker 1: you have going on. I'm just trying to get someone
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  Speaker 1: to come fix my problem. So okay, that's fine. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to do that, just say this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going with your brother's company because he is more successful
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  Speaker 1: and better looking. There. I take either one. Not gonna
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what you look like. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get in between any of this.
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  Speaker 1: I just want someone to come help me. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what about if I gave you a thirty dollar discount?
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  Speaker 1: Would that make you more comfortable? You know? I mean sure,
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  Speaker 1: But I don't want to call your brother and then
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  Speaker 1: put him down. He was very kind to me, or
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  Speaker 1: whoever I spoke to on the phone, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it was your brother for someone of his employee.
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  Speaker 1: How about this, I'll give you forty bucks off. All
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  Speaker 1: you have to do is just tell him that I
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  Speaker 1: beat him in Hide and go Seek in fourth grade. Look,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna be so mad. He's never like made it
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  Speaker 1: very clear, I don't want to get in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of anything that you have going on, and I will
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  Speaker 1: politely cancel with the other company, but I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: go further than that. I am not gonna I figured
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  Speaker 1: you just you just like my dad, You're always gonna
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  Speaker 1: pick the older brother over me. Huh what Look, I
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  Speaker 1: know what you're gonna Let me guess you're gonna say next, Oh, Bryson,
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  Speaker 1: why can't you own your own respected, past control company
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  Speaker 1: like your older brother. Why has your company been Flag
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  Speaker 1: Brother Better Business Bureau forty six times in the last
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  Speaker 1: three months. That's what you're gonna say, right, Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is getting out of hand. I am not. This
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  Speaker 1: is not what I'm here to do. I am trying
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  Speaker 1: to You know what I would say, I would say this,
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  Speaker 1: I'd say, you know why, Dad, It's all because you
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  Speaker 1: went to his baseball games over mine, and I always
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  Speaker 1: looked at me the stay you being there. You said
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  Speaker 1: you're assistant with a cardboard cut of yourself. I do
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  Speaker 1: the difference every time there's glare on cardboard. Okay, his
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  Speaker 1: face was shiny. Okay, this call has gone way far.
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  Speaker 1: You clearly need some help. I maybe think about seeking
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  Speaker 1: a counselor or a therapist for you. What if instead
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  Speaker 1: of going to therapy, I just tell you that this
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  Speaker 1: is a frank phone call. That make it better, A
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  Speaker 1: frank phone call on you or me? I only I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand, Like, what the hell is going on? This
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. My name's jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Yes, your boyfriend Julian actually set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He said that you have like a pest control appointment
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow that you mentioned it was too expensive, so he
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  Speaker 1: thought we should mess with you or God. You know
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  Speaker 1: you're really laughing a lot. You writed me a lot like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my dad used to laugh at me every time I
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  Speaker 1: played baseball. That's point. You're gonna hunt my dreams. Wake
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