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Phone Tap: Convicted Cleaning · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: don't don't tell him you get it anyway. Today we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who has a regular cleaning service that
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  Speaker 1: comes by every two weeks to tidy up his house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and he's never had a problem with them before. That's
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  Speaker 1: about to change because I need to let him know
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  Speaker 1: we accidentally left something behind. Well maybe not something, but someone.
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  Speaker 1: It's not our problem now because we're already out on
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  Speaker 1: the road, so he's gonna have to deal with it
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Hello. Hey, this is
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  Speaker 1: Troy with a cleaning service. I'm looking to speak with Randy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Randy. Hey, Randy, I was just calling to
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  Speaker 1: let you know that my guys finished cleaning your house.
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  Speaker 1: So oka, good to go? All right? Sounds good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but um, there was one slight hiccup that happened while
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  Speaker 1: we were cleaning and you should probably know about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll wish that. Well, I don't. I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: how to say this, but one of our cleaners escaped.
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  Speaker 1: What do you even escaped? One of our guys who
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  Speaker 1: was cleaning your place? You just slipped away shackles and everything. Shackles.
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  Speaker 1: H what are you talking about? Oh, did you not
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  Speaker 1: receive the email? What do email? The company I work
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  Speaker 1: for is called Stevenson's Correctional Cleaning Services, and they bought
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  Speaker 1: your regular maid service a couple weeks ago. I'm not falling.
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  Speaker 1: What's this got to do with anything? Well, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: it's Stevenson's Correctional Cleaning Service. So all our cleaners are
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  Speaker 1: active inmates in the prison system. Wait a minute, you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me you have criminals inside my house. Well, we
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  Speaker 1: like to call him employees, but technically they are convicted criminals.
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  Speaker 1: What some are murderers, but not the one that escaped
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  Speaker 1: in your house. Though. You're telling me there's some convicted
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  Speaker 1: criminal in my house. Well we think so, but we're
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  Speaker 1: not one hundred percent sure because he may have gotten
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  Speaker 1: out through a window. You know, he could be hiding
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  Speaker 1: in your back shed. Well, you need to find out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you need to call the police. We need
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  Speaker 1: to get an app or something. Unfortunately we had to
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  Speaker 1: leave to go to another job, so the guards just
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  Speaker 1: loaded everybody into the van, you know, everybody except no one. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: go back and take care of this. I'm sorry, we've
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  Speaker 1: already moved on. But like I said, it's just got
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  Speaker 1: to be a joke. If you see anything, definitely give
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  Speaker 1: us a call. This is bullsh I understand. I hear
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  Speaker 1: that you're upset, you're a little concerned, but I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: worry too much though. This guy's only serving ten to
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years. Some of the other cleaner years. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 1: of our other cleaners are lifers and they have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to lose. What the hell are he serving time for?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, I'm not allowed to give out that
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  Speaker 1: kind of information. You're not allowed to give that type
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  Speaker 1: of information. But you're allowed to bring in convicts and
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  Speaker 1: murders into my house to clean it. Yeah, tell me legally,
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  Speaker 1: that's against the rules. Just curious, though, do you have
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  Speaker 1: any swords or sharp objects in your house that you
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  Speaker 1: might be able to fashion into weapons moren you need
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  Speaker 1: to shut up and listen. Well, you're cleaning service. You
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  Speaker 1: don't play convicts in your house and help people about
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  Speaker 1: it said anything to me, Well, yeah, it was all
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  Speaker 1: in the email that we send. Email. The prisoners told
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  Speaker 1: me that they sent it to you. Maybe that's your problem.
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  Speaker 1: You had prisoners send the email response. Oh they're very
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  Speaker 1: tech savvy. Oh it's great their Textack. Maybe now they
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  Speaker 1: can find a wax bring your bank accounts to put
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  Speaker 1: you out a business idiots. Look sir, here's what I
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  Speaker 1: can do for you right now. I can offer to
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  Speaker 1: come back maybe this Sunday. You know what you can do.
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  Speaker 1: You can offer to shove it up, not coming back
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  Speaker 1: to my house. Get more on. Yeah sorry, I really
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  Speaker 1: couldn't hear you there because we're on the road right now.
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  Speaker 1: But look, if you could do me a solid and
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  Speaker 1: just go on Yelp and leave a positive review for us,
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  Speaker 1: you know, after you come home and see you clean that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even getting a Yelp, You're getting a bloss.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is you're not going to find us on Yelp.
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  Speaker 1: The correctional cleaning service thing is actually kind of made
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  Speaker 1: up because the truth is. My Name's jeff from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. This is not my
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  Speaker 1: cleaning service. This is some sort of joke. Yeah, your
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  Speaker 1: wife set you up for a prank call because you
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  Speaker 1: said that you are cleaners and you were worried about
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  Speaker 1: them maybe breaking some stuff in your house. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I believe. But look, if you see one of our
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  Speaker 1: prisoners walking around, just give them some top ramen and
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  Speaker 1: cigarettes and then he should leave you alone. You're sure
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  Speaker 1: right with me, but I'm going to charge him for
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  Speaker 1: his room. It's not on the State Wake Up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.