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Phone Tap: Robert The Horrible · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap. And today I call a woman that
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  Speaker 1: just accepted a position at a brand new company. All
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  Speaker 1: we know is that one of her manager's names is Robert. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we call her pretending to be Robert. Little does
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  Speaker 1: she know the other employees have nicknamed him Robert the Horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's a very revealing nickname for a reason.
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  Speaker 1: She's about to find out why. In your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now, it's another taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Gina. Hey Gina, my name's Robert,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to be one of your managers. Oh yeah, Hi, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? Thanks for asking. I see
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  Speaker 1: that your first day is coming up, so I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to give you a quick call and welcome you
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  Speaker 1: to the company. Oh, thank you, I appreciate it. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: so much for having me. Yeah, we're excited to have
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  Speaker 1: you on the team. So quick, a little bit about me.
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  Speaker 1: I like to keep things lax around the office. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my style instead of being Oh, I'm the boss,
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  Speaker 1: do what I say right? Totally? Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just curious. None of the employees actually called you
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  Speaker 1: and said I was a mean guy. No? Should they have,
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  Speaker 1: of course not. But you know if they did, it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can tell me, right, No, I definitely nobody's called me.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say that somebody did tell you I was a
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  Speaker 1: mean boss. If they did say that to you, I
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  Speaker 1: would probably fire that person. Who what what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I wouldn't fire them, but I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be happy about it either. Okay, that's interesting. If they
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  Speaker 1: do call, go ahead and shoot me a quick email.
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  Speaker 1: I'd appreciate it. I'll make sure to do that. Alrighty. Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: have a good one you too. Hello. Hi is this Gina? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is Gina. Who's this? My name's Antoine. I work
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  Speaker 1: at the company that you're about to work at. Oh hi, Antoine,
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  Speaker 1: how are you not good? The reason I'm calling is
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  Speaker 1: to warn you. Okay, what do you mean? Listen? I
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  Speaker 1: can't get into it right now. But it's the boss, Robert.
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  Speaker 1: He's a huge jerk, you know what. He actually just
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  Speaker 1: called me like I'm kind of getting get a little
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  Speaker 1: bit concerned. You should be. It's awful, Like, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? Can you explain? For starters? He always makes
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  Speaker 1: us work late on Fridays just so he can leave early,
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  Speaker 1: and then he makes all of us compliment him. Really
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  Speaker 1: every day you have to tell hey, ants one, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: Oh ah, are you talking to there? I should be there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, buddy, man, Oh hey, your hair looks
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  Speaker 1: so good today, Robert. I really like that. Oh you're right,
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  Speaker 1: it does look good. Yeah. Yeah, you for noticing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: definitely notice. Oh my god, So who are you talking
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  Speaker 1: to there? No one, it's just my uncle, uncle Leroy.
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  Speaker 1: He's just calling me to wish me a birthday or
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  Speaker 1: early birthday because it's not my birthday. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 1: coming up so early. Happy birthday? Yeah really early? Really,
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly it just gonna. He was about to sing
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  Speaker 1: me happy birthday. Actually, yeah, he does it every year.
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  Speaker 1: It's that's really something for a man his age. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to hear. Why don't you put him
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  Speaker 1: on speaker so we can all sing. Yeah, yeah, um, boss,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's necessary. It's just a quick birthday called.
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  Speaker 1: I can come on and one. What's going on? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Leroy, my boss Robert, who I love and looks
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  Speaker 1: great today. What he wants you're you're you're welcome, sir. Um.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to hear you sing happy birthday to your
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  Speaker 1: favorite nephew. Yeah, Uncle le Roy, I would love to
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  Speaker 1: hear that happy birthday song. Yes, please, could you please? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's put it on speaker. Here, here we go. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: don't touch the Oh hey, we're on speaker now, Uncle Leroy.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're on speaker. Go ahead, Uncle lee Roy, let's
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  Speaker 1: hear the happy birthday song. Happy birthday to you, Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear hate. Oh yeah, happy
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  Speaker 1: birth happy y. I love you. See she's kind of
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  Speaker 1: sick right now. Wow, that was incredible. You can't hang
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  Speaker 1: up now, Uncle Leroy. I love you all. I love
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  Speaker 1: the chat with you more, Uncle Leroy. It's kind of funny.
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  Speaker 1: You do sound like a brand new employee that we
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  Speaker 1: have starting here next week. Her name's Gina. No oh
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  Speaker 1: that's a pretty name. I like her a lot. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you do. There, le Roy Antoine, get out. You're fired, No, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you're fired. No, no, no, please please don't fire in Gina. Sir, Gina,
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  Speaker 1: you lied to me. I knew this was you. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't her, it was me. You're fired at her? Get
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  Speaker 1: out security, God, Gina, very disappointed. I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on here. Honestly, all of this is making
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  Speaker 1: me kind of rethink my whole decision to work there. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know you know I was about to fire Eugena,
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  Speaker 1: but unfortunately I can't fire you because I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: your boss. Wait, what do you mean? My name's actually
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone prank on you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your roommate Lucy set you up. You
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  Speaker 1: guys are horrible. I can't even believe if you made
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  Speaker 1: me sing Happy Birthday as an old man. Hey, uncle Lera,
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  Speaker 1: are you having a heart attack? I know you're seventy six.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe I did that. I lied for you,
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  Speaker 1: Aunt Lae, I love you, Gina. You're both fired, and
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  Speaker 1: my hair is gonna stay. Oh well, it does look
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  Speaker 1: great today, jeff damn right, it does week of every
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  Speaker 1: morning with weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning