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Phone Tap: Flirting Translator · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a woman who was set up by her sister. She
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  Speaker 1: does not listen to our show, so she's already a
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  Speaker 1: step behind in her life, but she has recently started
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  Speaker 1: dating again online. She matched with a few guys, gave
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  Speaker 1: out her phone number, and now one of them is
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  Speaker 1: about to call her out of the blue excited. His
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  Speaker 1: name is Eric. He's a little nervous, but at least
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  Speaker 1: he has some help on his side to understand what
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  Speaker 1: she's really trying to say to him in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now? Hello, Hey, is this Kendra? Yeah? Who
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  Speaker 1: says Hey, It's Eric. We matched on on Hinge recently.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Yeah, So I know this is probably like awkward
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  Speaker 1: just to call you out of the blue, but like
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  Speaker 1: I know, we talked about meeting up for drinks, but
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to like chat with you a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: It first over the phone. If that's okay, I've got
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  Speaker 1: a few minutes for awesome and I'm hoping you're okay.
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  Speaker 1: If Lucy joins us, she's my AI dating companion.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm confused. I don't think I understand.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's okay. I thought everybody was using her It
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  Speaker 1: just helps men and women avoid miscommunication because, like you
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  Speaker 1: know how, sometimes it's hard to understand each other. We
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  Speaker 1: can speak differently, I guess, so, Lucy, she translates our
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  Speaker 1: words and tones to say what we actually mean.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't even know that existed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and actually she's listening to our call right now.
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  Speaker 1: What So, Hi, Lucy, I'm talking to Kendra, the girl
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  Speaker 1: that I met on Hinge about our first date.
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  Speaker 3: Translation, Eric is excited for your date and maybe what
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  Speaker 3: happens after it's done? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god? I mean? Uh yeah, I guess it is
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  Speaker 1: on my mind, but it's not the main thing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so wait a second. It's like listening and it judges.
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  Speaker 1: Us or well, no, it's more like an interpretation, so like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: what questions do you have for me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My gosh, you probably want to know about my work
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  Speaker 1: and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of feeling put on the spot a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, your.
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  Speaker 2: Profile said you're you're a supervisor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's asking how much money you make?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I wasn't. Let's just change gears. We'll focus
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  Speaker 1: on you, like, what do you like to do for fun?
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm scared to say anything right now.
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  Speaker 1: You don't feel that way. Lucy's harmless.
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  Speaker 2: Now, come on, I recently started doing yoga again.
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  Speaker 3: She's telling you she's very flexible and that could come
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  Speaker 3: in handy in other areas of life if you get
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: can you turn her off?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 1: Wait? Turn her off?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sorry, I can't do that. I'm subscribed. But like,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you like tell me about your family?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think I should say much with her listening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really close. I'm really close with my family. I'll
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  Speaker 2: say that.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome, that's great. Like do you celebrate holidays together with them?
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  Speaker 1: Because I know we do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do Thanksgiving and Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's always interesting translation. Someone cries, someone drinks, and
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  Speaker 3: someone threatens to leave, and it's always her.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Listen, Hey, I'm sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do those things okay at all?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, we shouldn't even talk about it. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just change again.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Yeah, why don't you answer a question?
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  Speaker 2: What kind of music for you.
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  Speaker 3: Into Translation, she needs to know if you are emotionally
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  Speaker 3: available or if you just listen to Joe Rogan.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my are you? That is absurd? Like I really
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  Speaker 2: really want you to turn her off.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't listen to that podcast. If you're wondering, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I just want you to turn her off.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like I said, I really can't. But last question,
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  Speaker 1: I just I want to know, like, are you seeing
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  Speaker 1: anybody else? Because I'm just not into like dating multiple people.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I don't know why you can't turn
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  Speaker 2: her off, but like I will humor you. No, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not into dating multiple people either. I was dating a
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  Speaker 2: guy like it ended months ago.
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  Speaker 3: And then translation, we are he ghosted her and she
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  Speaker 3: still cyber stalks his dog's Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: What is okay? Seriously, like what if even like if
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  Speaker 2: you can't turn this off, like what you can't have
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  Speaker 2: a regular phone call? You have to have this on? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I can't do this anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, Lucy's probably overstepping her bounds a little bit. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you think, but I think she's probably only saying it
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  Speaker 1: because you're actually on a radio show right now called
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and you're being phone
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  Speaker 1: tapp so are you serious? Yeah, I'm sorry. Your sister
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  Speaker 1: Celeste asked us to do this to you.
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  Speaker 2: Were you are gone? Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: She said that you've been giving out your number to
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  Speaker 1: a few guys on Hinge. One guy was named Eric,
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  Speaker 1: and so she gave me his bio and everything that
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  Speaker 1: we could mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Translation. I forgot to put in his bio about the
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  Speaker 3: weird ropes hanging from his headboard.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, Lucy, Okay, they're not weird.
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  Speaker 3: I should know you cybered me last night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am so gone with online dating.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh, now you've made Lucy madlukey and I.
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  Speaker 2: Are about to throw hand.
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  Speaker 3: Bring it on.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up Every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,