Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Dr. Wanket Sleep Study
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- 0:17Speaker 1: something going on with your body, first of all, you
- 0:20Speaker 1: but okay, fine, And let's say that doctor comes back
- 0:24Speaker 1: with a diagnosis. You tend to believe him, well, yeah, yeah,
- 0:29Speaker 1: trust in your medical professionals. Sure, but every once in
- 0:32Speaker 1: a while skeptics might go for a second opinion. But
- 0:35Speaker 1: for the most part, you trust a doctor's word. That's
- 0:38Speaker 1: why today it's perfect for Brooke to pose as a
- 0:41Speaker 1: medical expert who's involved in a sleep study, and she
- 0:45Speaker 1: calls a guy to tell him the shocking results of
- 0:48Speaker 1: his recent clinic visit. And it doesn't matter what he says,
- 0:51Speaker 1: because this is science and her diagnosis is always right on.
- 0:57Speaker 1: You're gonna hear what she has to tell him in
- 1:00Speaker 1: your brand new phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hi Chris, Yeah,
- 1:11Speaker 1: who's this? This is doctor Beth Winkett from the sleep clinic.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Oh hi, hi doctor, how are you doing. I'm good.
- 1:19Speaker 1: You were recently in for a study. I believe. I'm
- 1:22Speaker 1: just going over your results right now. Yeah, my wife
- 1:26Speaker 1: had me going. I didn't even know I was snoring.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see that here that you were having
- 1:30Speaker 1: some issues. Yeah, she she told me it was pretty loud. Actually, so,
- 1:34Speaker 1: I'm not even really sure what I can do to
- 1:36Speaker 1: fix it. Okay, Well, according to everything we've found, the
- 1:40Speaker 1: results are showing that you have a small piece. I'm sorry, what,
- 1:44Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I misread that unusually small. Wait, I'm not
- 1:50Speaker 1: following what's happening here. You're from the clinic, the sleep
- 1:55Speaker 1: clinic that you were recently at. Yeah, I'm guessing someone
- 1:58Speaker 1: didn't explain to the study we've been doing for years now. Yeah,
- 2:03Speaker 1: I say, no, nobody told me about anything. Okay, well
- 2:07Speaker 1: let me explain. We found a strong correlation between how
- 2:10Speaker 1: loud a man snores and how small his situation is. Okay,
- 2:16Speaker 1: so yours is on the lower end of the smallest end.
- 2:21Speaker 1: I was there and they did some tests with my breathing,
- 2:25Speaker 1: and nobody ever did any kind of No, I didn't
- 2:27Speaker 1: show that to anybody. Oh, we didn't have to see it.
- 2:30Speaker 1: We can just tell it's part of the comprehensive tests
- 2:33Speaker 1: where we your rem cycles, your brain waves, oxygen levels
- 2:36Speaker 1: in your blood, and you know, all of it turned
- 2:39Speaker 1: out to be an exact match for other people we've
- 2:41Speaker 1: had in the study who've been also extremely miniature. Maybe
- 2:46Speaker 1: that's just a coincidence, but it's not. It's not a coincidence. Okay,
- 2:51Speaker 1: well it must be because I don't have an unusually
- 2:55Speaker 1: small paints like, yeah, that's what the other subject said.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Also until we had them come back in an attempt
- 3:00Speaker 1: to prove it, right, we hear that a lot. I
- 3:04Speaker 1: don't need to prove it to you. I know you're right,
- 3:06Speaker 1: we don't. We already did that. But that's not it's
- 3:10Speaker 1: not true. You don't know anything about me or anything
- 3:14Speaker 1: about my manhood or anything like that. I hear you're
- 3:18Speaker 1: getting upset, and I understand you know that anger. It's
- 3:21Speaker 1: your body lashing out against its own smallness. No, no,
- 3:25Speaker 1: it's not my body being angry. It's like, this is science.
- 3:29Speaker 1: So if we're finding that you and other subjects in
- 3:33Speaker 1: your size category they lash out in other ways while sleeping,
- 3:37Speaker 1: I'm guessing you also experience a lot of rapid eye
- 3:40Speaker 1: and leg movements. I mean we definitely no, No, but
- 3:43Speaker 1: no I don't. I don't do any leg movements. Yeah,
- 3:46Speaker 1: no leg movements. That's interesting. I'll make a note because
- 3:49Speaker 1: you probably don't have any movement below the waist. It's
- 3:52Speaker 1: just not circulating down there like it should. Are you
- 3:56Speaker 1: just trying to be offensive? Now you're trying to be offensive? No?
- 4:01Speaker 1: What is the point of this study? Because I thought
- 4:03Speaker 1: it was to stop me from snoring? And now you're
- 4:05Speaker 1: going to fix it? How giving me a bigger piece? No, no,
- 4:09Speaker 1: you can't do that, unfortunately, but I would like to know.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Do you have a ruler handy? No, we're not doing that.
- 4:15Speaker 1: You're right. I wasn't gonna do it. I was going
- 4:17Speaker 1: to have you do it in the privacy. He's doing that.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Nobody's doing that. There's no need for that. Well, you're
- 4:22Speaker 1: the one that signed up for the study, sir. So no,
- 4:25Speaker 1: actually my wife did. And this must be a joke
- 4:28Speaker 1: because this isn't science again what you're telling I'm a doctor.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I'm a doctor and I yeah, you don't sound like
- 4:34Speaker 1: a doctor, am I'm doctor wink it? And I would
- 4:37Speaker 1: appreciate if you call me by my professional name. Right,
- 4:41Speaker 1: It's just like you don't want to do the work. Okay,
- 4:44Speaker 1: take a cheap breath. What work? Even if it was
- 4:46Speaker 1: true that I had a piece that was unusually small,
- 4:49Speaker 1: like you said, what work can I do to stop snort? Picture?
- 4:54Speaker 1: Let's get a picture and if you could just set
- 4:57Speaker 1: something next to it for comparison, maybe like them. Doctor's
- 5:00Speaker 1: calling me asking me for a pick. You want me
- 5:03Speaker 1: to send it to your personal number. Yeah, that would
- 5:05Speaker 1: be helpful or my email, doctor Winkt at gmail dot
- 5:08Speaker 1: doctor Winket, right, yeah, doctor wink It. Okay, yeah, now
- 5:13Speaker 1: you're laughing. Now, now this is a funny thing. See,
- 5:16Speaker 1: you're very unprofessional. If this really is a doctor and
- 5:20Speaker 1: we're going to find out about this, people are going
- 5:22Speaker 1: to find out about this because it's actually a phone tap.
- 5:26Speaker 1: What do you I'm not, doctor Winkett. I know you
- 5:29Speaker 1: wanted me to be, and your wife wanted me to
- 5:33Speaker 1: be because she's the one that set you up for
- 5:35Speaker 1: a phone tap. This is Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey
- 5:37Speaker 1: in the Morning. I got it. You made me very uncomfortable. Man,
- 5:42Speaker 1: I'm sweaty. It was her idea, It was a right idea.
- 5:46Speaker 1: She just wanted to mess with you because You've been
- 5:48Speaker 1: so anxious about your sleep study. Yeah, well, now somebody's
- 5:51Speaker 1: gonna call me and be like, oh, we have these
- 5:54Speaker 1: really serious results for you, and I'm gonna like hang
- 5:57Speaker 1: up on them. Well, you'll hang up because you already
- 5:59Speaker 1: know the root of the cost. I get it. Oh yeah,
- 6:03Speaker 1: I forgot about my micropeek. It's very tiny. Oh my god,
- 6:08Speaker 1: so small. Week up every morning was fun tabs. Weekday
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