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Phone Tap: No Sexist Tenants · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: There's three ladies out there who do something special every
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  Speaker 2: Monday night. They all hang out at one person's place
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  Speaker 2: with at least two bottles of wine.
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  Speaker 3: Why do I not know these ladies?
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  Speaker 2: They get cozy on the couch and watch a tawdry
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  Speaker 2: reality show that's somehow still on the air. I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about The Bachelor, And apparently the two ladies who are
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  Speaker 2: guests thought it'd be funny to prank their host because
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  Speaker 2: they were loud the other night, and one of the
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  Speaker 2: neighbors kicked on the wall to tell him to cool.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I call as a representative of the apartment
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  Speaker 2: to say she has crossed the line. Oh, and there
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  Speaker 2: will be consequences. Your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: this is Oliver from the leasing office at Apartments. Is
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  Speaker 2: this Joanna I'm speaking with? Yeah, it is Hey Joanna.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing. I'm good, Great, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm calling because we actually got a couple
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  Speaker 2: noise complaints from your neighbors about you.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, got a few of them, actually, seriously, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Apparently it gets pretty rowdy in your unit
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  Speaker 2: every Monday night after around eight o'clock. That's what I'm
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  Speaker 2: seeing here. What no, really, Yeah, got a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: these complaints. One of your neighbors was curious, I guess
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  Speaker 2: one of the nights, and they went up and actually
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  Speaker 2: listened through your door and they heard the reality show
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  Speaker 2: The Bachelor playing, and I guess you were screaming at
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  Speaker 2: the tv.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose. So, yeah, I actually watch it every week.
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  Speaker 3: I have a couple of friends that come over. But
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think we were being all that loud.
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  Speaker 2: You thought wrong.
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  Speaker 3: We can definitely be more quiet. I'm really really sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I appreciate you saying that, but I am
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  Speaker 2: letting you know that at the end of your lease,
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  Speaker 2: the option to renew will not be available. What unfortunately?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wait a minute, so are you saying that just
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  Speaker 3: because I've got some noise complaints about watching a Bachelor
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  Speaker 3: I can't renew my lease. I mean that can't be.
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  Speaker 2: Can't not really just the noise complaints. We just don't
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  Speaker 2: tolerate sexist language from our residents.
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  Speaker 3: Sexist language, what are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, a few of your neighbors overheard you calling the
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  Speaker 2: current bachelor a quote piece of homemade man meat. Did
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  Speaker 2: that happen? And then you did some sort of sexual
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  Speaker 2: whistle sound like, are.
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  Speaker 3: You kidding me? That's not even I mean, like, what
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  Speaker 3: if I was a man, I'm doing it. It's like
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  Speaker 3: a cat call things.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying either gender, it's not okay. It's offensive
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  Speaker 2: and demeaning, and we have standards here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even understand, like it's in the privacy of
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  Speaker 3: my own apartment. Oh okay, I didn't realize we were
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  Speaker 3: being that loud, like a warning or something, because I
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  Speaker 3: have no problem being quieter. But I have the right
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  Speaker 3: to say whatever I want, even if you don't agree
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a good look on our apartment unit to
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  Speaker 2: have residents like you coming in and saying all these
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  Speaker 2: disgusting things.
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  Speaker 3: About men, residents like me.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, like during the Cowboy date, there's a complaint that
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  Speaker 2: said you yelled, Oh, I wish he'd lasso me and
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  Speaker 2: tie me up like a little piggy.
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  Speaker 3: What I never even said that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then what have you said?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, it's not like I write
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  Speaker 3: these things down. I mean we're just watching TV. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like you were saying, like we're selling of the TV
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  Speaker 3: or Okay, they're getting it on in the hot tub.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, baby, but I don't that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need the replay here.
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  Speaker 3: I have it. You asked, what's the hugs?
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  Speaker 2: You know this isn't skin amax. We're not getting into
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  Speaker 2: that conversation. But I do know that you've commented on
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  Speaker 2: his spankable dairy air, So what if I have.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like he was there. I obviously would not
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  Speaker 3: do that to a real person and make a real
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  Speaker 3: person build out there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh now, the batter's not even a real person anymore,
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  Speaker 2: just a piece of meat for you to whistle and
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  Speaker 2: holler at.
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  Speaker 3: You work in the freaking leasing office when you're judging
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  Speaker 3: my morality, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just saying, if I went in there to collect rent,
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be concerned that your eyes are going to
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  Speaker 2: be following my spankable dairy air as you objectify me
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  Speaker 2: all the way to back to the elevator.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, it's not even like that. This is getting blown
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  Speaker 3: so out of proportion right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like I said, the decision has been made. The
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  Speaker 2: renewal option will not be available. Oh my god, and
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  Speaker 2: your sexist, horned up friends Caitlin and Amanda are not
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  Speaker 2: allowed back in the building.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, hmm, how do you even I didn't tell you
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  Speaker 3: their names.
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  Speaker 2: They actually just gave me their names when they submitted
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  Speaker 2: a request to do a prank call on you over
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  Speaker 2: the radio.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm not really from the leasing office, I'm
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  Speaker 2: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm doing a phone tap on you, you sexist.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're glad to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. I'm sorry. But your friends Caitlin and Amanda
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  Speaker 2: set you up for this. They said that you guys
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  Speaker 2: do a watch party for the Bachelor every week and
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  Speaker 2: one of the neighbors actually knocked on your wall because
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  Speaker 2: you guys got so loud. Oh my gosh, but seriously
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  Speaker 2: spankable dairy air, homemade piece of man meat.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sick from I'm not saying that anymore trouble,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: We'll let you renew. Go watch your dirty hot tub
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  Speaker 2: videos by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, there you go. Week up. Every morning was
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  Speaker 3: phone taps weekday mornings.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the twenties, Jeffrey in the morning,