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Phone Tap: Clover And The UPS Booby Trap · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's phone tap time and he is back again. Ex
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  Speaker 1: British Black Ops officer Clover, and this time he's calling
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  Speaker 1: a guy who recently had a package stolen off his
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  Speaker 1: front porch. Clover's a man for the job of you see,
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  Speaker 1: Clover's taken a part time job making deliveries for the
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  Speaker 1: Postal service and as far as he's concerned, having a
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  Speaker 1: package stolen from outside your home is a matter of
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  Speaker 1: life or death. Absolutely so he's gonna make one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent sure those nasty, dirty porch pirates don't strike ever again.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a plan. Do not mess with Clover in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello boy, is this James our dress one six Avenue?
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  Speaker 1: Uh Yeah, my name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover.
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  Speaker 1: We deliver packages for ups. I'm filling in for your
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  Speaker 1: regular driver. Adam, are are you whispering or no auction line?
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  Speaker 1: This is my voice? What you mean? Okay? Sure? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm sorry you said you worked for UPS. Right now, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we heard about your little situation. One of your packages
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  Speaker 1: went a wall. Uh huh yeah yeah, some porch pirates
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  Speaker 1: came by snag one of my bigger packages. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just reported it. Stolen pirates. Yeah yeah, it sucks.
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  Speaker 1: But I hate pirates pillage and wine because a drinking rum,
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  Speaker 1: always singing m shaunties and bullocks. Yeah. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if they're like actual pirate pirates like yo ho ho.
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  Speaker 1: But is there a reason that you're calling or anfirmative?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted you to know that I redelivered your package
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  Speaker 1: and I've guaranteed it's secure. You recover the bat. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's great, O. No, I delivered you a new package, mate, several,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean I don't understand. Like, all I can
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  Speaker 1: say is when you get home, don't open the package
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  Speaker 1: on the front porch. It's a dummy box. Where what
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  Speaker 1: it's a dummy box? You're laughing, mate, But I take
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  Speaker 1: this very serious and I wouldn't be laughing if you
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  Speaker 1: don't pay close attention to what I'm about to tell you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what are you telling me? Listen? I left that teen
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  Speaker 1: boxes around your home? Is teen boxes? Did always start?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you put thirteen boxes around my house? Twelve
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  Speaker 1: of them are decoys? Only one of them is really
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  Speaker 1: your package? Okay, um, I think you're taking this a
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  Speaker 1: little too seriously. Porch pirates suck, but this is a
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  Speaker 1: bit much. That's why I did what I did. Mate,
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  Speaker 1: kind of wish you hadn't done what you've done. Mate.
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  Speaker 1: Just imagine any of these bloody porch pirates come marching
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  Speaker 1: up trying to move a decoy in more than one inch.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be the last thing they do. What what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean, Like, did you put a bomb by my house? Whoa, whoa?
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  Speaker 1: Let's not say those words made. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: this is a secure line, if you like put some
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  Speaker 1: cravy thing outside my house? Like I need to call
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  Speaker 1: the police right now, man, Like you need to shut
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  Speaker 1: your mouth before one of them goes off. What listen,
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  Speaker 1: just listen. Thirteen packages. It's five with a small black
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  Speaker 1: label on a bottom. One of those labels has a
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven and digit encryption key. Mate, Very important, What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about this is ridiculous. I wrote this down.
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  Speaker 1: This is very important. One six Tango golf Lama eight
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  Speaker 1: for nine whiskey fault trot. You're going you fast, like, stop,
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  Speaker 1: what's what are you talking about? You're right, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get this road. Does something battle happen? Dude, You're not
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  Speaker 1: go back and undo whatever you did. Someone's got to
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  Speaker 1: stand up to these these bloody pirates, and it's you
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  Speaker 1: and me, James. No, we're gonna take care of it.
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  Speaker 1: Just a coffee pot I ordered. You need to go
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  Speaker 1: right over undo everything that you did. Like that's actually
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  Speaker 1: a brilliant idea because your roommate Jesse's already set up
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  Speaker 1: ready to go night vision goggles at all. You talked
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  Speaker 1: to Jesse? I did talk to Jesse, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning, and your roommate Jesse is the one who
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  Speaker 1: set you up for this phone tap hoose. Dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said your package you got stolen last week and
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  Speaker 1: you was so pissed off it'd be a perfect candidate
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  Speaker 1: to be messed with. So for real, is my package
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  Speaker 1: actually delivered at the house? Like, actually, no, Jesse He
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  Speaker 1: just hit us up and said it did get delivered,
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  Speaker 1: So your package is sorry. Your poker just secure. Oh sweet,
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  Speaker 1: sweet excellent, but hey, you make sure you read the
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  Speaker 1: encryption code before you open it. Night. You got it,
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  Speaker 1: My buddy weak up every morning with funk taps weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the Twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning