Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Ski Lodge Tree Accident
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- 0:17Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we call a guy
- 0:19Speaker 1: who went skiing recently and apparently while he was on
- 0:23Speaker 1: the mountain, he decided to go off the main trail
- 0:26Speaker 1: and hit the backside of the slow experts only kind
- 0:29Speaker 1: of stuff. When he did that, he ended up hitting
- 0:31Speaker 1: a tree, which is really scary, I mean really scary. Yeah,
- 0:37Speaker 1: ski patrol was called. Turned out to be kind of
- 0:40Speaker 1: a big deal, and his buddy who was with him
- 0:42Speaker 1: at the time, gave him a lot of crap about it.
- 0:46Speaker 1: That's because he survived, and he's okay, yeah, yeah, you
- 0:50Speaker 1: give a lot of crap, then a lot of crap
- 0:53Speaker 1: after and he's still not done yet because he emailed
- 0:56Speaker 1: us and asked us to pile on. Dude, he's like
- 0:58Speaker 1: really trolling his buddy. Well, you know, kind of deserve
- 1:01Speaker 1: it at a bounds up for a reason. We're more
- 1:04Speaker 1: than happy to oblige in your brand new phone's app
- 1:06Speaker 1: right now. Whoa hey, I'm looking for Malcolm. Yeah, this
- 1:16Speaker 1: is Malcolm. Oh hey Malcolm. My name is Jessica. I'm
- 1:19Speaker 1: one of the supervisors as a resort. How are you today?
- 1:23Speaker 1: I'm good, Jessica. Are you good. I'm glad to hear that.
- 1:26Speaker 1: You know, I heard from one of the ski patrol
- 1:28Speaker 1: guys that you had quite the spill on the mountain. Yeah.
- 1:31Speaker 1: I hit a tree and bang my leg up pretty good.
- 1:34Speaker 1: But I'm recuperating pretty good. And yeah, so in regards
- 1:37Speaker 1: to your accident, I had the ski patrol go back
- 1:40Speaker 1: to the area and take some pictures. You know, we
- 1:41Speaker 1: always do that, It's protocol. And right, It's funny that
- 1:46Speaker 1: tree hit turned out to be a ginko tree. A
- 1:49Speaker 1: ginko What kind of tree is that? I don't know
- 1:51Speaker 1: what that's about. I've never heard of it before either,
- 1:54Speaker 1: to be honest, So you know, I google search ginko tree,
- 1:56Speaker 1: did some research and wow, are you what are you?
- 2:00Speaker 1: What are you saying? Well, they're extremely rare. We had
- 2:03Speaker 1: an arborist come out make sure the tree is doing okay,
- 2:06Speaker 1: because you know, I read your statement and you hit
- 2:08Speaker 1: that tree pretty hard, making sure the tree is okay.
- 2:12Speaker 1: I'm open that you're calling and see if I'm okay.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Well we did that already. Turns out you are tree
- 2:17Speaker 1: not so much. According to the arborist. The tree sustained
- 2:20Speaker 1: some pretty serious trauma and now we're gonna have to
- 2:23Speaker 1: cut it down. Wow, that's tough. Yeah yeah, yeah, so
- 2:28Speaker 1: that's why we're setting you an invoice for sixteen thousand dollars.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Well that was funny. It almost sounded like you said
- 2:37Speaker 1: you would trying to charge me sixteen thousand dollars. Oh yeah,
- 2:40Speaker 1: we are. We are charging you that. What yeah, in
- 2:43Speaker 1: order to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
- 2:45Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah? Who
- 2:47Speaker 1: are you again? I'm Jessica. What do you do with
- 2:50Speaker 1: the resort? Jessica? You just call people up and tell
- 2:52Speaker 1: Mayo sixteen thousand dollars? Is that your gig? I guess
- 2:55Speaker 1: you could say that if you're talking about me calling
- 2:57Speaker 1: you because of vandalism and people van lies and stuff
- 3:00Speaker 1: on our property. I want to see some paperwork. You
- 3:04Speaker 1: don't get to just call me up and start telling
- 3:07Speaker 1: me I don't do sixteen thousand dollars. You must be
- 3:10Speaker 1: out of your mind. Yeah, I hear that you're pretty upset. Really,
- 3:13Speaker 1: I actually would be too if I've made such a
- 3:15Speaker 1: stupid error. But yeah, did you just say, well, stupid error? Yeah,
- 3:22Speaker 1: sound your stupid mountain into your stupid tree. Maybe you
- 3:25Speaker 1: should stick to the bunny hill next time. But that's
- 3:28Speaker 1: not going to fix the dead tree right now. So yeah,
- 3:30Speaker 1: sixteen grand, that's what we're looking at. This is so bush.
- 3:35Speaker 1: You're just calling up somebody to harass them, that's what
- 3:38Speaker 1: you trying to do. Can I ask you a question, Malcolm? Yeah,
- 3:42Speaker 1: have you been drinking today? No? I haven't been, Frank,
- 3:45Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Maybe hitting a little bit
- 3:47Speaker 1: of the you know, who do you think you are?
- 3:50Speaker 1: You're supposed to be somebody that you're telling me is
- 3:52Speaker 1: professional from the time was at lady, I think you're
- 3:57Speaker 1: the one is drinking. Okay, I just want to let
- 3:59Speaker 1: you know we have already charged your card. What you know,
- 4:03Speaker 1: good for you though you had a big limit, went
- 4:06Speaker 1: through just fine. It's not talk fine card. But if
- 4:10Speaker 1: you did, I'm calling a credit card company and believe me,
- 4:14Speaker 1: it's gonna get taken off. Yeah. I don't know what
- 4:17Speaker 1: is going through your head calling somebody up and telling them,
- 4:20Speaker 1: you know, sixteen thousand dollars for hitting up tree that
- 4:23Speaker 1: guarantee wasn't even a rare tree. Anyway. You need to
- 4:27Speaker 1: shut up, you sloppy drunk. What did you say to me?
- 4:31Speaker 1: What did you just say to me? Again? Say it again?
- 4:33Speaker 1: Say it again? I can't I can't say it again
- 4:38Speaker 1: because this is a brank phone call. What are you
- 4:42Speaker 1: talking about? It's a joke. This is actually broke from
- 4:46Speaker 1: Bricka Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Oh you you're still going out, dude. You need to
- 4:56Speaker 1: talk to your friend Lenny. He's the one that told
- 4:58Speaker 1: us about your accident on the mountain last weekend and
- 5:00Speaker 1: wanted to give you a laugh. Oh is he gonna
- 5:03Speaker 1: get it? Sixteen thousand dollars? That was funny. That was good.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Hey man, it's not me. Stay away from the trees,
- 5:11Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll stay away from the
- 5:14Speaker 1: rarer ones anyway. Week up every morning with food tabs
- 5:21Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Broken Jeffrey in the Morning,