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Phone Tap: Ass Wine · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who works at a grocery store. He's one of the
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  Speaker 1: managers there and apparently gets asked regularly by guests, what
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  Speaker 1: wine do you recommend? And even though he's not an expert,
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  Speaker 1: he usually gives it his best shot to help the
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  Speaker 1: customers out Right, he picks the prettiest label, just like
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  Speaker 1: everybody else, absolutely expensive. But this time his so called
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  Speaker 1: advice is going to come back to bite him because
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  Speaker 1: a very snobby, demanding wine drinkers on the war back
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  Speaker 1: and he wants answers in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another tap on the twenties to I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Thanks for calling groceries. This is Tommy. Tommy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can I help you? You're the manager, right, I am see.
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  Speaker 1: I was in there a few days ago and I
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  Speaker 1: asked you for a recommendation on a bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that, not specifically. A lot of people ask
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  Speaker 1: for recommendations. Let me ask you a question. Are you
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  Speaker 1: trained in what good wine? Is it? Right? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've worked here for years, and you know I know
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  Speaker 1: what I like. You know what you like? That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, so I'm guessing you weren't happy with
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  Speaker 1: the wine I suggested then, Ding ding ding, Tommy, because
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  Speaker 1: I asked for something that was fruit forward, medium bodied,
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  Speaker 1: light on the tannins, with a smart finish. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: what's the problem. The problem is what I got was
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  Speaker 1: basically grape juice with a hint of funnions and acts
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  Speaker 1: Tommy act? Do you think I like drinking acts? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry about that. Oh sorry, sorry for
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  Speaker 1: making me drink. I just won't recommend that wine over again, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? Are you a somalia? What
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  Speaker 1: a somalia? Are you an expert on wines? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Someone that can speak to the
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  Speaker 1: true essence of the great it's complexity, it's typicity. Someone
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  Speaker 1: who understands the passion of the wine lover. Are you
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  Speaker 1: that person, Tommy? Well, No, not exactly. I mean, as
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  Speaker 1: I said before, you know, I just I know what
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  Speaker 1: I like and most people are happy with my selection. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and there's the problem right there. Stupid me expected that
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  Speaker 1: you might have a certain genes sequa when I asked
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  Speaker 1: you for a recommendation, a knowledge of fine wines, and
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  Speaker 1: I took to heart your suggestion, Tommy, I did, and
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  Speaker 1: I served that wine to our friends, and I fear
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  Speaker 1: they're never going to talk to me again because you
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  Speaker 1: told me, Oh, I don't know, maybe twitter the X wine. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry you didn't like the wine. Man, Maybe
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  Speaker 1: next time asked someone from France or something not convenient
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  Speaker 1: to Tommy. Not convenient, Okay, I want convenience and I
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  Speaker 1: want taste, flavor, an experience for my mouth. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you want me to say. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying in the future, when someone asks you for a recommendation,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you say, oh, I don't know about wines,
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  Speaker 1: so you're on your own. Hey, you don't need to
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  Speaker 1: insult me. I'm just calling it like it is. Your
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  Speaker 1: wine game's weak. If you're such an expert, shouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: know what wine to buy without asking someone at a
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  Speaker 1: grocery store. Well, you know what I think? Did you
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  Speaker 1: be able to go look at a bottle and go,
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  Speaker 1: oh that pairs well and has complexity? You know, I
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  Speaker 1: trusted you, Tommy to help me. Fine, you bought wine
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  Speaker 1: from a grocery store, man, Like, we have some rads,
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  Speaker 1: we have some wines, we have blends, and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: If you come here again, don't ask for help. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go now, don't you. Hey, Tommy, do not hang
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  Speaker 1: up on me. What don't you dare? Oh? What are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna insult me some more like complain that you
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  Speaker 1: don't like the sushi damn grocery store. Man. Fine, okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I hear you? Okay, okay, Can I
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  Speaker 1: go now? Just one more thing. I called you on
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  Speaker 1: the recommendation of Fidel, you know Fidel Fidel here the store. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Fidel reached out to me. And that's why I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: this phone prank on you. What. Yeah, I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: mad at you. Man. My name is actually Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Yeah, dude, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about wine either. Honestly, I can't believe this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your boss Fidel emailed us and said you've been getting
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  Speaker 1: a lot of customers lately, that I've been giving you
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  Speaker 1: a hard time about the wine selection. We wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. He's always given me about that. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm good at picking one. Yeah, you're good at picking
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  Speaker 1: one that tastes like a Tommy. That's what you're good at.
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  Speaker 1: Leave me alone every morning.