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Phone Tap: Clover Tinder Fail · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. There is no
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  Speaker 1: truer statement in this world than women love a guy
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  Speaker 1: with a sexy foreign accent. Yes, okay, look I just
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  Speaker 1: I just said sexy foreign accent and Alexas basically slipped
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  Speaker 1: out of her chair there. But today's phone tapp is
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  Speaker 1: great proof of that because Jose poses as Clover, the
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  Speaker 1: ex British military operative, that his real mission is to
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  Speaker 1: mess with a woman, saying that he's the guy that
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  Speaker 1: she matched on Tinder with. Yes, it's a funny idea
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  Speaker 1: in theory, but two problems. One we discover, instead of
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  Speaker 1: being weirded out by him, this lady is extremely turned on,
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  Speaker 1: and second, she doesn't take Clover seriously at all. No,
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  Speaker 1: I honestly almost broke character, Like I truly was like
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  Speaker 1: what is going on here? So it was so weird.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy our fail in your phone, yeah right now. On
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  Speaker 1: the twenties clove. Hello? Is this Highley? Yeah? This is hers?
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  Speaker 1: Who's calling me? Name's Frank, but me mights call me
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  Speaker 1: Clover from Tin Death. Oh your boyfriends so different than
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  Speaker 1: I imagined. That's what twenty two years as a secret
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  Speaker 1: British operative. Oh duty makes you sound all gruff and rugged?
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  Speaker 1: Oh British operative. That sounds sexy and dangerous. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't expect that. I didn't either. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: sound like a dirty billy idol. Enough? Where the pleasant trees? Are?
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  Speaker 1: We going to go out this weekend? A war? Definitely?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? What tickles your fancy love? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What about a comedy club? M I don't laugh, You
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  Speaker 1: don't laugh, doesn't really laugh. It's my training. Laughter as
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  Speaker 1: a sign of weakness. I like weakness. Sometimes I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. What did you say? Sometimes? I like weakness?
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  Speaker 1: You like weakness? Well, you're not gonna like me. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't laughed since two thousand and nine when I watched
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  Speaker 1: Media Goes to Jail? What's that? I my needs? The
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  Speaker 1: greatest Tyler Perry movie known to man, that's what it is?
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  Speaker 1: All right? All right? Enough? Where the pleasant trees are?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go out this weekend a war. We don't
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  Speaker 1: really have to go to comedy club. What about people
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  Speaker 1: can go hiking? Last time when I went on a hike,
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  Speaker 1: so I was tracking the second son to the Emperor
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  Speaker 1: of Katmandu. It's joking, okay, all right, you're funny. You
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  Speaker 1: think I was joking. When I shot a poisoned tip
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  Speaker 1: blauw Dot into the side of his neck, I saw
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  Speaker 1: the life trained from his eyes. He wasn't laughing at all.
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  Speaker 1: And I just say, now, you're cute, and if you're
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  Speaker 1: with you right now, it's totally rip your shirt off.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I was expecting. You're still interested, I am.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you just come over? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: that's protocol. There's no protocol, baby, Why don't you just
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  Speaker 1: come over and all night? What's Netflix? And chill? What
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  Speaker 1: is it? What you know? Netflix? Sanchell? You come over,
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  Speaker 1: you talk to me in that sexy accent, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: we do a little song on something while we watched
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  Speaker 1: the Netflix. Oh are you sure? You're so very cute
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  Speaker 1: right now? Why are they so shy? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: am giving you full access right now. Oh, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: You want to join me in a hunt. I do
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  Speaker 1: you want to go on a mission? I want to
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  Speaker 1: go on a makeout mission, that's for sure. Oh my god, woman,
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  Speaker 1: I can just picture your big English lips all over
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  Speaker 1: me in that accents. Okay, all right, look, I need
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  Speaker 1: to stop right now. I'm uncomfortable. I need to tell
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  Speaker 1: you this is actually a prank phone call, and what
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  Speaker 1: that person you were talking to doesn't exist. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jose for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Megan's the one who set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: told us that you match with a guy named Frank
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  Speaker 1: on Tinder. So that's that's where I come into play
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  Speaker 1: the things I was saying, I am so embarrassed. Now
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  Speaker 1: he knows I have a thing for accents too. She
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  Speaker 1: may have still hooked you up because I'm interested. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you want me like that, I can also do
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  Speaker 1: a lot of accents, maybe as you like Ronando, Hi,
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