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Phone Tap PODCAST: Probe Yourself · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenties to me, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Erica. This is her Erica. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Casey Ryback and I'm
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  Speaker 1: friends with Jim. He told me that I should give
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  Speaker 1: you a call. Oh, terrific. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: He said that you were a psychologist. Yes, that is me. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I recently had a troubling experience and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who to talk to about it, so Jim told me
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  Speaker 1: to call you. Well, I'm very sorry to hear you're
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  Speaker 1: going through something, and I'd love to help you if
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  Speaker 1: I can. If you wouldn't mind that, can give you
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  Speaker 1: my office number? Can I can I just tell you
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  Speaker 1: a little bit about it, though, because you might tell
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  Speaker 1: me that I'm nuts and never want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: me again. That'll never happen. Okay, we'd promise you that
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  Speaker 1: you might. It's pretty serious. I've heard a lot of things, Casey,
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  Speaker 1: trust me, there's nothing that can shock me. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard this. I was camping out in the woods
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  Speaker 1: by myself last weekend, and all of a sudden, the
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  Speaker 1: beam the lights surrounded my tent and the aliens took
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  Speaker 1: me on their ship, and I haven't been the same
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  Speaker 1: ever since. Okay, case can there were four of them,
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  Speaker 1: but they didn't look like aliens at all, like the
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  Speaker 1: ones you see in the movies. They all had Matthew
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  Speaker 1: McConaughey's face. I do think I may have a couple
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  Speaker 1: of questions for you. You can understand why I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little sugar up. Absolutely, it sounds rather extraordinary. They had
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  Speaker 1: me play flag football and then we went we had
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of tickle fights to see who was like
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  Speaker 1: the king of the tickle fights. You know what, Casey,
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  Speaker 1: your first instinct was right, this is not an arena
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  Speaker 1: that I am comfortable with. They made me play strip poker,
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  Speaker 1: which was weird because they weren't even wearing any clothes
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  Speaker 1: to begin with, so I just had to get naked. Cassey,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to hear more about your alien experience.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have pen and paper? I want to give
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  Speaker 1: you a phone number. No, I'm here now, I'm right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. Now, let's just talk. Now, I'm outside your home.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say. You're outside my home? Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: outside waiting for you so we can talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: You're outside my home. You know where I live? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: They told me? Who told you? Who? Jim told you?
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  Speaker 1: The aliens told you? Who told you? The Matthew McConaughey aliens.
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  Speaker 1: They told me the Matthew McConaughey aliens told you. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what they did? Do you know what they
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  Speaker 1: did to me? The worst part I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear the worst part. I need you to immediately leave
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  Speaker 1: the area, leave that neighborhood. They made me probe myself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah they did. They did.
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  Speaker 1: They were going to do it themselves, and then they
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  Speaker 1: just changed their mind and they made me probe myself
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  Speaker 1: while they all laughed. It's just very, very important. I
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  Speaker 1: need you to leave the area right now. I just
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  Speaker 1: stood there laughing at me. To go to the nearest
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  Speaker 1: emergency room. They will help you through this. No, you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. They stood there laughing at me while I
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  Speaker 1: probe myself. I'm sure that was very embarrassing. Casey, whatever
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  Speaker 1: the nearest hospital is. I'm at your house right now,
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  Speaker 1: probing myself. Oh my god, you have to stop doing that.
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  Speaker 1: You stop doing it, to stop saying it. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: stop here. What probing means? I need you to stop
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  Speaker 1: probing yourself on my one? Oh my god, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: what it just dawned on me. I am such an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what the hell are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I was never abducted by aliens at all. Gosh, I
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  Speaker 1: completely forgot so Jim, your friend, He and I were
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  Speaker 1: like hanging out the other night doing a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: acid watching Matthew McConaughey movies, and I must have just
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  Speaker 1: sobered up. Right now, Okay, I really need you to
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  Speaker 1: leave my property, and I am dialing nine one one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even at your property. It's so crazy. Do
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  Speaker 1: you think this is funny. It's just some kind of
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Yeah, it's a joke. Your friend Jim set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a prank phone call. What he said
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to hear you squirm with some whack job
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  Speaker 1: calling you were you freaking out at the idea of
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  Speaker 1: somebody probing themselves on your front lawn. No, I'd actually
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  Speaker 1: welcome that. I think I'd love it if somebody would
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  Speaker 1: just come to probe themselves on my front lawn. I'd
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  Speaker 1: be great. Oh God, week of every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: tabs weas on the twenties,