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Phone Tap: Your Exes Family Plan · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: When you're on the phone with a customer service person,
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  Speaker 1: there's a few personal questions that they're allowed to ask,
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  Speaker 1: like how's the weather in your area? Oh? Yeah, are
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  Speaker 1: you having a nice day? Have you thought about going
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  Speaker 1: back to your ex who cheated on you and giving
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  Speaker 1: you more chance.
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  Speaker 2: You'd actually get into it?
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  Speaker 3: Are thin it?
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  Speaker 2: Are you not supposed to ask that one? Crossing a boundary?
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  Speaker 1: Because that's what Jose does your phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, Hi, my name's Garrison from customer support. Is this Jenna? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Jenna? I just first off, I wanted to apologize for
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  Speaker 2: the snaffhoo regarding your account. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not aware of a snap. Who what are you
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  Speaker 3: talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Wait? So you haven't spoken with David, your fiance about what? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I just got off the phone with him like five
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  Speaker 2: minutes ago, and he was really upset.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't understand what's going on. Can you just
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  Speaker 3: please tell me?
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  Speaker 2: So here's the situation, and it's a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: a long story, but I read the work order incorrectly
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  Speaker 2: and I just need to confirm that you were leaving
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  Speaker 2: his family plan and joining Michael, and he was not wappy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: apparently that's like your ex boyfriend or something.
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  Speaker 3: Why in the hell would anybody do that to me.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't sign up for that.
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  Speaker 2: I was going through paperwork and it had both men's
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  Speaker 2: income on it listed, and I was like, there's no
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  Speaker 2: way she's with that David guy. Michael makes so much
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  Speaker 2: more than him. So I just messed a button.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, none of it is any of your sand business.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see how you get off looking at other
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  Speaker 3: people's financials or anything else that's for that matter.
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  Speaker 2: It's my bad. Like I just thought it was like
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  Speaker 2: a lose zero get with the hero type of thing. Right.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to be with a poor guy.
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  Speaker 3: You are a customer service person and all you were
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  Speaker 3: doing is stirring up in my life. I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: talked with Michael like a year, and you have got
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  Speaker 3: me on his plans.
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  Speaker 2: Honey. I'm hoping I'm not crossing any boundaries here. But
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  Speaker 2: Michael and I did speak.
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  Speaker 3: About the boundaries. You stomped on the boundaries with your
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  Speaker 3: big boots.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if you heard what I said.
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  Speaker 2: I said I spoke with Michael about it.
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  Speaker 3: You talked to Michael.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing? I did.
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  Speaker 2: He says everything happens for a reason, and he'd actually
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  Speaker 2: like you to call him.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he would, but he's a douchebag, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to and you're not going to put me
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  Speaker 3: on his plan.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but like your current boyfriend, David just
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  Speaker 2: seems so like quick tempered and insecure, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Michael was like, sweet, you need to shut the hell up.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even know what you're talking about. You spent
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  Speaker 3: five minutes on the phone with somebody, and you're going
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  Speaker 3: to be their judge, and damnation.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I know tempers are flaring right now.
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  Speaker 3: I can damn right they are. Well, you have every
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  Speaker 3: right to be mad. You are a horrible customer service person.
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  Speaker 2: I am sorry. I just want to make sure, Like,
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  Speaker 2: are you confident you made the right choice?
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  Speaker 3: How dare you ask me? That is none of your business? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: Michael is no, David is wonderful. Okay, Hell, you're getting
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  Speaker 3: me all frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: Was that a little slip of the tongue.
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  Speaker 3: You need to shut up. I need you to fix
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  Speaker 3: this right now, or I'm going to come down there.
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  Speaker 2: It's your life, your decisions.
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  Speaker 3: You damn reggit is.
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  Speaker 2: So here's what I recommend. Obviously you're having conflicted thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: I think you go back to your ex boyfriend's house
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  Speaker 2: and sleep with Michael one last time.
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  Speaker 1: Just to see you.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you exist right now. I'm tired of you,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm tired of this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but this is the last thing I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: Michael is totally open to talk about reconciliation.
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  Speaker 3: He told me that you are out of your damn mind.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it wasn't his fault he got caught cheating.
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  Speaker 3: I am going to come down there and have your job.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get you fired. This is so inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's actually inappropriate that you're not giving him
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  Speaker 2: a second chance.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it. Shut up, fix it
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  Speaker 3: right now now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, I just need permission for my supervisors, Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey first, and then I can do that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, will you give a little Brook and Jeffrey's act
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  Speaker 3: down here, because I need to everything that you picked
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  Speaker 3: up today.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know them, because I'm pretty sure they. I'll
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  Speaker 2: at least approve you for a prank phone call. If
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  Speaker 2: not the plan switchy thingy wait, you know the phone
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  Speaker 2: call that's happening right now that your fiancee, David set
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  Speaker 2: you up for what It's a prank. This whole thing
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  Speaker 2: has been a prank.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Right now?
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  Speaker 2: That's the point I am kidding you. My name's actually
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  Speaker 2: a Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
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  Speaker 2: this is a phone tap. Your fiance set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Holy crap me? And is he getting the point I
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  Speaker 3: get home? The hell is crazy?
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  Speaker 2: He said, you were talking the other night about how
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  Speaker 2: awful your ex was and how thankful you are to
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  Speaker 2: have him so.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not as thankful as I was before wake up.
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