Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Your Car's Embarrassing

Transcript

Phone Tap: Your Car's Embarrassing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: You y away. Today's frank call involves a mom who
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: just moved one of her kids into a private school
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: fancy and, according to her husband, who set her up
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: for this, she's been wondering lately if she did the
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: right thing, because she feels like she's getting a little
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: side eye during pickups and drop offs and is worried
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: maybe she doesn't quite fit the private school mold. But
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: what will she say when the superintendent calls to talk
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: to her about an entirely different issue. You're gonna hear
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: it in your phone tap right now, it's another twenty Hello, Hi,
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: I'm calling from Crest Elementary. Is this Cassie?
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is Hi Cassie. This is superintendent or in peace.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: How are you doing?
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: I'm okay? How are you?
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: Is Tristan okay? Tristan is fine. I am calling because
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: I do need to discuss a very sensitive issue has
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: come to our attention recently. Okay, I'm just gonna try
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: and be as tactful as possible. Here are you the
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: one who drops Tristan off in the mornings? Yesh? Okay,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: So you drive the white four door Sedan.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: I do? Is there a problem?
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: Kind of because we looked at the body style of
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: it and we believe that it's pre twenty fourteen ish?
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: Is it sound right?
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: I think so?
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: But what does this have to do with anything? Well,
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: we have a car guy on our staff that looks
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: these things up for us, and that's what he said.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: He's never wrong. So what does this have to do
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: with anything?
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: I don't not to understand.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: Well, so the decision has been made that from now on,
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: instead of using the drop off lane in front of
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: the school, you need to let Tristan out on the
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: other side of the road.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Because of why.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: Well, like I said, your car is pre twenty fourteen,
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: so I'm sure you can understand.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: You're being very vague. Please tell me exactly why you
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: want me to drop my son off across the street.
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: Let me just remind you, Crest Elementary we have a
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: reputation in this community and we can't have, for lack
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: of a better word, beaters driving up. Maybe the buffler
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: falls off. Yeah, so my car is too ugly for
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: your school, that's what you're saying. I'm not saying that.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying it might not be the best look,
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: especially for any incoming students who are willing to pay
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: full tuition. You're embarrassed by my car. I'm not embarrassed.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what you're saying.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: School, that's embarrassed because our image is at stake. Oh,
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: please give me a break. I mean I have a
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: nice car. It may not be you know, Mercedes or
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: BMW or those would be preferable. Yes, yes, but.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: It's not a beater. I mean, this is not It's
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: not a Mercedes, but it's.
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: Not a beater. How about this? How about this? How
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: about we start from the beginning here. Let's troubleshoot this together.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we can find a solution.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: Will shoot?
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: What are we trouble shooting? I have an idea solution. Possibly,
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: does your husband maybe drive a newer type of car,
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: maybe at a twenty twenty one Bugatti or a twenty
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: twenty two Phantom Rolls Royce. No of course, it's just
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: you know, those would be the type of cars, like
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: if you could trade off, we would be much more accepting.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I can't even believe I haven't hung up yet. This
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: is like the most ridiculous conversation I've ever had one.
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: This is a first for me to have never had
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: to reprimand somebody on their car before. But yours is
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: just such an eyesore. I mean, you can understand we
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: were left with no other choice.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: I think you need to rethink your life seriously.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: It would only be for pickups and drop offs. And
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: then once you're out of eyesight, you go ahead drive
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: that beat anywhere you want.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: Shut up, where do you get off?
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not gonna judge you when you're driving it
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: out around town unless you have one of our school
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: bumper stickers on there.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: I'm embarrassing you to everyone the school. Yeah, I'm okay.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: I would feel more comfortable.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: I did not know that you guys were such snobs.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Again, this isn't coming from me. This is the entire school,
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: every single family, every single parent would feel better.
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: And I don't freaking care do you? Guys?
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: This is interesting that you're being so combative with me
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: because your husband, Greg being combative. I'm just this whole
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: thing is ridiculous.
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull my son out of.
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: The school before you do that. It's just when I
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: spoke with your husband, Greg, he was more than willing
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: to buy a new car in order to drop Twistan off.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: He what, yeah, what what did he say?
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: What did he say?
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: He said, he thinks that you guys should get the nicest,
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: newest car available. Right after we finished doing this prank
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: phone call on Are you kidding me? I'm gonna kill
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: him because my name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: It was Greg's idea.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: He was gonna kill all of y'all.
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: You can do that afterwards. But he was the one
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: who said that you were getting some snooty vibes you
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: felt like from the other parents at the new school,
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: Like I just told you we don't have the greatest car, but.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: It's not a beater.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: It might Honestly, it would probably just be a better
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: idea to walk your kid to school. But if Tristan
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: is walking, he'd better be wearing Louis exactly. Yes, it
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: reflects on the school.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Of course, every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,