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Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Minutes are Gone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy
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  Speaker 1: away on the twenties to me, I'm moving five? Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Is this Andy? Yeah? Andy? This is Seth McElroy calling
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  Speaker 1: from Mobile Wireless. How are you today? What's up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Not bad? This is just a courtesy call to let
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  Speaker 1: you know that you only have three minutes left on
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  Speaker 1: your plan this month, so you're gonna need to I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you only have three minutes left on your plan, so
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  Speaker 1: you need to add some more minutes or your phone's
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  Speaker 1: going to be shut off for this month total for
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  Speaker 1: the month. Yep, you are almost out of minutes, So
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  Speaker 1: it's just a courtesy call to let you know that
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  Speaker 1: you might want to. I'm sorry, I'm not really totally
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  Speaker 1: sure how that happened. I'm I guess that's what I
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  Speaker 1: signed up for. I guess I'm time to confuse. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's what happens with these low cost carriers. Sir. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of a you get what you pay for a
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  Speaker 1: type situation. You know, Wait, was pretty serious and you
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  Speaker 1: have to let you know. You might want to re
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  Speaker 1: up on those minutes pretty quick because you're down to
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  Speaker 1: about two What are you talking about? You said had
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  Speaker 1: three minutes left, correct, But our call today counts against
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  Speaker 1: your minutes. So we've been on the phone for about
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  Speaker 1: a minute, meaning you have two minutes left on your account.
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  Speaker 1: You guys called me for a courtesy call. How how
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  Speaker 1: can that count against my time that I paid for it?
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  Speaker 1: You're at about a minute and a half now, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to argue with me
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  Speaker 1: or not. As is completely ridiculous, but I guess this
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  Speaker 1: is the way it works when you use a company,
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  Speaker 1: you get so so I'm just put this on my
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  Speaker 1: credit card or yeah, that's probably the best way to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Do you have your card ready? Can you
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  Speaker 1: give me one second please? Jesus? Well, every second counts
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  Speaker 1: against you here. Your phone's gonna be shut off any
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  Speaker 1: any moment. I get that now, thank you? All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's my master card, you know, sir, Visa is actually
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  Speaker 1: our preferred card if if you have a visa. Are
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  Speaker 1: you getting me? You're really gonna be able? What card
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  Speaker 1: I use? Well, just give me the numbers here so
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  Speaker 1: we can get them in quickly. Okay, it's five one
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  Speaker 1: two zero. Did I hear four and three in there somewhere? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you any four or three. It's five
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  Speaker 1: one two zero zero seven one, sir, sir, sir, quickly.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this right now, our card
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  Speaker 1: reader is down. The card reader. What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: your card reader is down? You're a huge corporation. Our
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  Speaker 1: computer is not working and I can't input your number.
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  Speaker 1: We've only got about twenty five more seconds left before
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  Speaker 1: we go. What is the policy? Then? How do I
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  Speaker 1: go about adding more time so that my phone doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mysteriously turn off? If you want to hurry really quickly,
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  Speaker 1: I can write down the numbers for you and get
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  Speaker 1: it in that way and get you some more minutes
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  Speaker 1: on your fine whatever? Fine? Are you ready? Yes? I
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  Speaker 1: am five one two zero. Could you slow down a
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  Speaker 1: little bit? You're going really fast? Slow down? Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Trying to the phote down? Photo? Waste my time? Here? Man,
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  Speaker 1: really quickly, sir, before you give me those numbers. I
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  Speaker 1: do need to let you know. Yeah, hello, Hello, you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Hello? Hello, sir? Are you there? Yeah? Good happened? Good?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't hang up? They disconnected us, but I was
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  Speaker 1: able to get another men and out of them, out
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  Speaker 1: of who who is making a decision about this? All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's just put the card. You didn't get it over with, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But before I let you do, I'd like to tell
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  Speaker 1: you about a great promotional offer we have. If you've
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  Speaker 1: got chanets you cool minutes that I only have one
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  Speaker 1: minute lesson I'm going to use tool of those minutes
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  Speaker 1: about some super promotion. Man. Come on, that is a
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  Speaker 1: good point, very good point, sir, Yeah, it is a
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  Speaker 1: good point. Who just put this time on here and
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  Speaker 1: be done with this. This is probably where I should
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  Speaker 1: tell you that it's a phone tap? Then what this is?
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  Speaker 1: Actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, your cousin Carl set you up, Matt. Stop.
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  Speaker 1: I hope this phone call didn't take too many minutes
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  Speaker 1: away from your plan. Smartass. That was ridiculous.