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Phone Tap: Hunk Watcher · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I speak for everybody in this room. Whenever Brooke tries
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  Speaker 1: to act a certain way in front of other people,
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  Speaker 1: it ends up backfiring on her big time. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you, like, behind the scenes stuff here, sometimes Brooke
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  Speaker 1: tries to act too cool about stuff. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 1: she gets loud and her eyes get really why and
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  Speaker 1: she's like what what? I'm just telling you? Shoulder pads
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  Speaker 1: are back in sty You're the uncool ones now, It's true.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I've not heard the phone tap yet,
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  Speaker 1: but I did hear that Brooke tries to act young
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  Speaker 1: and sexy, which are really things. So much I do
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  Speaker 1: not have to try. That has come after me in
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  Speaker 1: my entire life. Give us your best sex to talk
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  Speaker 1: right now. Go ahead, hello, boys. He like I said,
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  Speaker 1: not really her thing. But sometimes that's why these are
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  Speaker 1: so funny, because we play people that aren't our true selves.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna hear how Brooke does with it in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this piper that lives in Unit six Z two? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it? Oh? We haven't spoken before, but my
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  Speaker 1: name is Lucy and I work in the Lacy office
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  Speaker 1: of the complex. Okay, I was just calling because there
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  Speaker 1: have been a couple of complaints when you're walking your
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  Speaker 1: dog about me. Yes, I don't understand. I always pick
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  Speaker 1: up his poop. I never just leave it. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not so much about your dog. The complaints have
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  Speaker 1: to do with you while you're walking your dog. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. I can't get too specific, unfortunately, but let's
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  Speaker 1: just say this, Okay. Some of the men around the
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  Speaker 1: complex have been saying that you look at them in
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  Speaker 1: a certain way and it makes them uncomfortable. I am
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  Speaker 1: so confused. I don't know what you're talking about. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You know the gym on the
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  Speaker 1: first floor that you walk by when you take your
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  Speaker 1: dog out. Yeah, but I don't even pay attention to it. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Okay. A couple of attractive single ladies
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  Speaker 1: like ourselves surrounded by shirtless honks pumping iron. I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's hard not to, you know, window shop. I am
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  Speaker 1: not window shopping. And who's complaining about me? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you specific names, but do you know Michael? No,
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  Speaker 1: who's Michael? I don't know him. Michael, Oh you should.
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  Speaker 1: He's the buffed latino hottie over on the sixth floor.
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  Speaker 1: I do not know who that is. Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know any Michael. Of course you don't know Okay, yes,
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  Speaker 1: because you've never looked at his face. You're probably staring
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  Speaker 1: at those gorgeous pecks of his Oh my god, So
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  Speaker 1: this is unbelievable. Oh, I agree, his rippling biceps are unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: You are speaking my language. Girlfriend. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, but it sounds really inappropriate. And you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to say that you and I are like looking at
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  Speaker 1: these guys. I don't even know who you are, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at anyone. And you're seeing that someone's
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  Speaker 1: complaining about me now, and then they're making I make
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  Speaker 1: them feel uncomfortable. Listen, Piper, I mean, can I call
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  Speaker 1: you Pipes? I'll just say this, even though you and
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  Speaker 1: I are dime pieces dying, Pep. You did not just
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  Speaker 1: say that, Oh I did. Yeah, and us dimes. We
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  Speaker 1: have to be respectable women and keep our eyes to ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just walking my dog, That's it. I'm not scaring
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  Speaker 1: at anyone as him. I don't know any Michael Pipes.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what Sean says. Oh you do, Sean, if
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  Speaker 1: you saw him on Tuesdays, I sneak down to hide
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  Speaker 1: in my hun day and watch him on the bench press.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my good, mamma, like you are the one with
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  Speaker 1: the problem. You're the one who's staring at them and
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  Speaker 1: making them uncomfortable. I'm just walking. It takes everything and
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  Speaker 1: me not to go up and just say I wish
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  Speaker 1: I was that bench Okay, you are the weird one.
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  Speaker 1: You're the one who's probably making all these guys uncomfortable,
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  Speaker 1: and you are making me uncomfortable right now. You know
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  Speaker 1: what it's taken. It's taking everything in me not to
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  Speaker 1: whisper in your ear that you just got set up
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  Speaker 1: for a break phone call. What this is actually broke
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, remember even told us that you were
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  Speaker 1: talking about all the hot eyes are on your complex,
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  Speaker 1: and she said that sometimes you sneak a peek when
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  Speaker 1: passing by the gym. I do, but she wasn't supposed
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  Speaker 1: to tell anyone. Oh, don't worry, your secrets safe with me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean us, dimes have to stick together, am I right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, dimes have to stick together. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties,