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- 0:01Speaker 1: Episode twenty two. I think of the Top five podcast.
- 0:07Speaker 1: I am Kaylin.
- 0:08Speaker 2: You probably forgot.
- 0:09Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to, not across from my friend and
- 0:12Speaker 1: co worker, Jason Brown.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Hi. Hi, We're in a different setup. I have turntables
- 0:16Speaker 3: in front of me.
- 0:17Speaker 1: You do, he might bust out and eat DJ some
- 0:20Speaker 1: wicka wick up. If you are new, I'm sorry if
- 0:24Speaker 1: you just heard about this podcast and then we just
- 0:26Speaker 1: didn't make a new episode for you. But we it's
- 0:29Speaker 1: real simple around here. We picked five things every week
- 0:33Speaker 1: that we are very obsessed with and one thing that
- 0:35Speaker 1: either made us crash out cry or that we do
- 0:38Speaker 1: not like. Yeah, because you know, balance life is like
- 0:41Speaker 1: that sometimes. And yeah, I mean, do you want to
- 0:45Speaker 1: explain why we didn't do.
- 0:46Speaker 2: An episode last week? Because we are good.
- 0:47Speaker 1: I know you don't have access to our Instagram, but
- 0:49Speaker 1: we're getting a little We have some stern tops who
- 0:52Speaker 1: are saying some naughty tops that are like.
- 0:55Speaker 3: I'm sorry about it, you guys. I yeah, I can
- 0:58Speaker 3: address this. I did little bit in my last apology video,
- 1:01Speaker 3: but I'll address it for those that are listening currently.
- 1:06Speaker 3: So I've been in a very odd place recently. There's
- 1:12Speaker 3: been a lot going on and everyone has a lot
- 1:14Speaker 3: of shit going on in their life. So I'm not
- 1:15Speaker 3: trying to like get what was me break out the
- 1:17Speaker 3: world's most violin.
- 1:18Speaker 1: But like work wise last year.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Or last you guys, he also is very tired today and.
- 1:25Speaker 3: I've been stressed last year, No, last week. Our president,
- 1:30Speaker 3: CEO whatever whatever was here for an event, and so
- 1:35Speaker 3: let's give her her flowers.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Oh, Bob, Bob is a man. But yeah, we invented
- 1:41Speaker 2: MTV and AOL. Yes, I mean we just have to Bob,
- 1:45Speaker 2: is that girl what you have to put things down
- 1:47Speaker 2: and stop podcasts?
- 1:48Speaker 3: When he does, I mean, my whole world stopped, not
- 1:51Speaker 3: only my podcast, but like my whole world. And so
- 1:56Speaker 3: the event was Wednesday, and then we had every intention,
- 2:01Speaker 3: I think of doing it Thursday. But then I was
- 2:04Speaker 3: like dead and like I just wouldn't have been able
- 2:06Speaker 3: to perform, you know, like I wouldn't have been able
- 2:09Speaker 3: to get it up. So I was like, you know,
- 2:11Speaker 3: and then Friday came, and who wants to pot on
- 2:13Speaker 3: a Friday? I wanted to run out of here. There
- 2:16Speaker 3: was smoke on nikeels. Running out of here. You didn't
- 2:18Speaker 3: want to want to know?
- 2:20Speaker 2: So he does this or some grace it was.
- 2:23Speaker 1: It was as Rob Thomas says, it was a hot one,
- 2:26Speaker 1: and it was a hot one.
- 2:27Speaker 3: The event was really hot inside.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we did the show.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Then Jason had to ski daddle on over to a
- 2:33Speaker 1: nightclub during the day where he found out that the
- 2:36Speaker 1: stage for the show had been mistakenly taken away even
- 2:41Speaker 1: though the show had not happened.
- 2:42Speaker 3: Yes, they picked it up a little early. We love
- 2:44Speaker 3: an early queen, except it was a little too early,
- 2:46Speaker 3: and they picked up the stage before the event, before
- 2:50Speaker 3: I even got there to start doing the event.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Right, we ordered a stage for the event, and the
- 2:54Speaker 1: event was very much being picked up with with whatever
- 2:56Speaker 1: our friends walking by literally saying, I know, it's crazy.
- 3:00Speaker 2: I saw that stage we taken out, and I was like,
- 3:03Speaker 2: I know, I have to work that event later. It's
- 3:05Speaker 2: very odd that they're taking that stage out.
- 3:07Speaker 3: The stage on the street. It's so weird. So yeah,
- 3:10Speaker 3: that's how I started my day, and it was just
- 3:11Speaker 3: a very long day. But I think it came together
- 3:13Speaker 3: and it was as good as it could have been.
- 3:15Speaker 3: But it wiped me the fuck out.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Wipe out, And I'm sorry.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Even even the most social of flowers sometimes need a
- 3:22Speaker 1: moment shout out.
- 3:23Speaker 3: To what was her name, Hayden Madison.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, Haven, I'm so sorry, Haven.
- 3:29Speaker 1: I just wanted to shout her out. She was the
- 3:31Speaker 1: one who had to perform on the stage. Yeah, and
- 3:34Speaker 1: she's amazing.
- 3:34Speaker 2: She was on American Idol and Haven Madison. She was
- 3:38Speaker 2: awesome live. But yeah, it was a long event. Took
- 3:40Speaker 2: our boy.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Out for a couple shed just do Haven.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
- 3:44Speaker 1: I think I get stressed about having to say like
- 3:46Speaker 1: the second part and getting that correct that I can't
- 3:48Speaker 1: even get the Haven rd but enough.
- 3:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, but she can sing her ass off and uh
- 3:55Speaker 3: and unfortunately with her because when she showed up for
- 3:58Speaker 3: a sound check, there was no stage because the stage
- 4:01Speaker 3: was taken away prematurely. So I was like, hey girl,
- 4:05Speaker 3: girly pop.
- 4:06Speaker 2: I know there is supposed to be a s and
- 4:10Speaker 2: there will be.
- 4:11Speaker 3: I promise you this will look way better than it
- 4:13Speaker 3: does right now. But I had a sound checker on
- 4:16Speaker 3: the floor and as awkward as that was, she still
- 4:20Speaker 3: killed it. So haveven you are, you know, a pro.
- 4:23Speaker 1: She's a beautiful voice, a voice being different. She did
- 4:28Speaker 1: remind me of like a young Taylor Swift, just like
- 4:30Speaker 1: her and her guitar. The you could tell she has
- 4:33Speaker 1: like a good work ethic, which.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Yes, girl is killing it. She is all over the place,
- 4:37Speaker 3: she is meeting everybody. She is shaking all the hands,
- 4:40Speaker 3: kissing all the babies. Imaginable and those are the type
- 4:42Speaker 3: of people you want to see.
- 4:43Speaker 1: When and even with the small like our little corporate thing,
- 4:47Speaker 1: she was like doing a call and answer when I
- 4:49Speaker 1: seeing this part, you say this part like, don't leave
- 4:51Speaker 1: me out here.
- 4:52Speaker 2: A couple of people did leave her out there.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I was trying my best of lasted but like just
- 4:57Speaker 1: things like that for when you know she pops off,
- 5:00Speaker 1: which she is very.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Much, but still gen z. She still did need to
- 5:04Speaker 2: make a TikTok.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Yeah, yes we had to stop to make it tick there.
- 5:07Speaker 3: But at that point I was like, girl, I'm good.
- 5:09Speaker 2: We love that for haven.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Okay, So I want to get into sure I have
- 5:16Speaker 1: a bonus one because we left them waiting.
- 5:18Speaker 2: I have, okay, cool one more than I need.
- 5:22Speaker 3: Let me seem. So I'm gonna start with like a
- 5:26Speaker 3: random one. But the reason that I want to bring
- 5:29Speaker 3: this up is because it is very much shifted in
- 5:34Speaker 3: my adult years, this habit that I have where like
- 5:39Speaker 3: growing up and like as a teenager and everything I wanted,
- 5:44Speaker 3: like the least amount of covering on me while I'm sleeping,
- 5:49Speaker 3: Like I wanted just a sheet.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Like just a sheet is crazy.
- 5:54Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I was very weird, Like I never wanted
- 5:56Speaker 3: because I was always afraid of being hot sleeping. So
- 5:58Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, well I'll wear or I'll use
- 6:01Speaker 3: like the least amount of coverage as possible.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Maybe it's the socks that you leave one sick.
- 6:06Speaker 3: Oh, I have to have my socks and I have
- 6:08Speaker 3: to rub my my feet rubbing together so I go
- 6:10Speaker 3: to sleep. But recently I also don't like my feet.
- 6:15Speaker 3: But recently I have changed that. I now have a sheet,
- 6:22Speaker 3: a comforter, and a fleece blanket on top of the comforter.
- 6:27Speaker 3: In the dead of summer, that is where I'm at,
- 6:30Speaker 3: And I love just having a lot of coverage on me,
- 6:35Speaker 3: like a lot of blankets, a lot of layers.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I like, I like a lot of layers.
- 6:40Speaker 3: But and like our house right now is currently freezing,
- 6:43Speaker 3: which is amazing, so but I still stick my little
- 6:47Speaker 3: foot out, you know, like I have to have my
- 6:48Speaker 3: foot out, But like I want all the blankets, and
- 6:51Speaker 3: I want to try. I'm trying to get my boyfriend
- 6:53Speaker 3: Mike to try a weighted blanket because I feel like
- 6:56Speaker 3: I would like that. I feel like I like the
- 6:58Speaker 3: feeling of being like crushed.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Yeah you know, oh, I mean we we have weighted blankets.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I am an anxiety girl. I also have a weighted
- 7:08Speaker 1: stuffed animal. I will say I don't like the weighteds
- 7:12Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping, but I love we leave the weighteds
- 7:15Speaker 1: on our couch and I love to get in there
- 7:17Speaker 1: and like just fucking crush me to the core of
- 7:19Speaker 1: the earth, you know, like push me down.
- 7:21Speaker 3: And for a while, like people were just buying us blankets.
- 7:23Speaker 3: So we had all these blankets like in the closet.
- 7:26Speaker 3: But now I'm like switching them out because I'm like
- 7:28Speaker 3: washing them and you were using because he has one
- 7:31Speaker 3: now too, so like we each have our own separate
- 7:32Speaker 3: blanket on top of our comforter. It's like it's very
- 7:35Speaker 3: odd and a lot, but like it takes me three
- 7:38Speaker 3: loads now to like wash all of the bedding.
- 7:41Speaker 1: But I think, but that's how it should be, because
- 7:43Speaker 1: I really once I started to buy like nicer bedding
- 7:46Speaker 1: and sheets, and we switched.
- 7:48Speaker 2: From what we had to.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Now we have what is it linen and that's a
- 7:53Speaker 1: great one for hot sleepers.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Linen. Oh it's key, it's cold, but it's it's.
- 7:57Speaker 3: Comingting bamboo and that does. I love it. I have
- 8:00Speaker 3: been bought us Bamboot sheets and they're amazing. How often
- 8:04Speaker 3: do you clean your I have? Now we've upped it
- 8:06Speaker 3: to two times a week. I'm washing all the bedding.
- 8:10Speaker 2: My boyfriend like bleeds a lot. Okay, I don't know why,
- 8:16Speaker 2: like got it. Yeah, Like I'm not even joking.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Like he's like the sometimes like the tick tips of
- 8:22Speaker 1: his fingers if he's.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Dry or like he'll just like ad I have sent
- 8:28Speaker 2: him to the Derman body but that I have.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I literally have sent him to the dermatologists. We've given
- 8:33Speaker 1: him medical grade ship elbows. They're so nice, Like I too,
- 8:37Speaker 1: I have lotions like I have all the things.
- 8:39Speaker 2: I made him go to a derm. I don't know.
- 8:41Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.
- 8:43Speaker 1: He's always got a damn cut. Even he's always been bleeding.
- 8:47Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, like, why do we get all
- 8:49Speaker 1: light colored ship? So I mean I wash it like
- 8:51Speaker 1: a decent amount.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Because of that, I feel like once a week is fine,
- 8:56Speaker 3: but unless like something, there's a catastrophe.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Favorite he also sweats, so i'd be washing it a
- 9:02Speaker 2: little bit.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we neither of us really sweat, but Mike
- 9:07Speaker 3: with the dogs. So Mike's allergic to dogs, and we
- 9:09Speaker 3: have two dogs. So when the dogs are all up
- 9:11Speaker 3: in our bed like all night, they're just like flip flopping,
- 9:14Speaker 3: changing positions, ones on defense, ones on offense. We're moving around,
- 9:18Speaker 3: we're like on our backs, we're on our sides, we're kicking,
- 9:21Speaker 3: we're like whatever. So there's just hair everywhere, and it
- 9:25Speaker 3: like really fucks with him. So now I do I
- 9:28Speaker 3: do it on Mondays and Thursdays we do new bedding.
- 9:31Speaker 2: It's it's so elite.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Last night I love because oftentimes, as I've explained a
- 9:35Speaker 1: million times, my boyfriend goes to bed later than me.
- 9:38Speaker 1: He is a deep sleeper, so wholl falls you on
- 9:39Speaker 1: the couch and like he'll never come to bed, which
- 9:41Speaker 1: is hysterical. But that's when our dog thinks, like because
- 9:45Speaker 1: she thinks it's our bad.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Like mine and hers, she thinks it's a marital bad.
- 9:48Speaker 2: Like literally, sometimes she'll get up where.
- 9:50Speaker 1: The other person would lad like old lady like my
- 9:53Speaker 1: boyfriend will talk us in and then go back out
- 9:55Speaker 1: like it's very funny. But anyways, so my favorite thing
- 9:59Speaker 1: ever is and I'm asleep, because she usually waits till
- 10:01Speaker 1: I'm a sleep. She jumps on the bed and then
- 10:03Speaker 1: I feel her trying to figure out what she wants
- 10:05Speaker 1: to do, but she like prefers me asleep and then
- 10:07Speaker 1: she'll cuddle up to me. And last night she jumped up,
- 10:11Speaker 1: which I can hear. She walked up to me, said no,
- 10:14Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the end and walk back to
- 10:15Speaker 1: the end. Thought about it and was like, no.
- 10:17Speaker 2: She's asleep.
- 10:17Speaker 1: She walked, She walked back to me, curls up and
- 10:20Speaker 1: then I woke up and we were fully like doing
- 10:23Speaker 1: a spoon, but she was the opposite direction, so her
- 10:26Speaker 1: head was in my little legs I was, and it
- 10:29Speaker 1: was so cute.
- 10:29Speaker 2: This morning, I was like, this is oh my life
- 10:32Speaker 2: and living. But she sheds too, so we got to
- 10:34Speaker 2: wash them.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, so lots of blankets is my first thing.
- 10:39Speaker 1: But but again it's not making you well, that's because
- 10:42Speaker 1: he's allowing you to have the AC on him.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. If we didn't have the AC,
- 10:46Speaker 3: there would be a it would be completely different. And
- 10:49Speaker 3: he he threatened me last night. Oh, we were at
- 10:53Speaker 3: dinner with his friends, and he was like, because it
- 10:56Speaker 3: was really nice last night, like there was a breeze.
- 10:58Speaker 3: He's like, I'm opening the windows like it's so nice,
- 11:01Speaker 3: blah blah blah. I was like yeah, and then like
- 11:04Speaker 3: one of his I think I remember one of his
- 11:06Speaker 3: friends asked me, and I was like, oh, you know,
- 11:08Speaker 3: it's just my allergies are just so bad. So like
- 11:10Speaker 3: when he leaves the windows open, I wake up and
- 11:12Speaker 3: I'm just conges, which is actually true. Like if I
- 11:14Speaker 3: sleep with the window open, I wake up and I'm
- 11:16Speaker 3: fucked up, like fucked up like to the like my
- 11:20Speaker 3: eyes are itchy and like I just feel it like
- 11:22Speaker 3: all of my sinuses and I'm like I just like
- 11:25Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be miserable like all day. If like
- 11:28Speaker 3: you know what you were doing, you're like, oh. Then
- 11:32Speaker 3: he didn't do it, and we kept the air on.
- 11:34Speaker 1: I do love the nights where you can do that,
- 11:36Speaker 1: but but sleeping and cold falks me up.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Bro, Like yeah, hopping with that air when we go
- 11:40Speaker 3: to Michigan and we leave the windows open because yeah,
- 11:42Speaker 3: we like that because then we can hear I like
- 11:44Speaker 3: it because I'm by the window and you can hear
- 11:47Speaker 3: the lake and like the water. Yeah, but like it
- 11:50Speaker 3: fucks me up.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Yeah, we're up, pie, so like it you'ld be. I think, okay,
- 11:53Speaker 2: your allergies, but.
- 11:56Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 11:56Speaker 2: And I and I always this is one last thing.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I always put a top sheet on the bed, but
- 12:02Speaker 1: I don't use a top sheet, and my refriends always
- 12:04Speaker 1: like why do you do this?
- 12:05Speaker 3: And then wait where does the seping?
- 12:07Speaker 1: I like sleep on top of it, and then I
- 12:10Speaker 1: sleep like under our duvet cover, but he's like, why
- 12:13Speaker 1: do you do that? And then have a couple of
- 12:14Speaker 1: days go by, and then I take the top sheet
- 12:16Speaker 1: off and I feel like almost like it's fresh sheets
- 12:18Speaker 1: under there.
- 12:19Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a very odd thing.
- 12:21Speaker 1: I don't know why I feel clustrophobic under the top sheet,
- 12:23Speaker 1: but not anything else I couldn't.
- 12:25Speaker 2: I don't know how you sleep in sex. So I'm
- 12:27Speaker 2: very scared of you. Okay.
- 12:29Speaker 1: My first one is two two people, a two parter.
- 12:33Speaker 1: This hopefully will be the last time I talked to
- 12:35Speaker 1: you about this, because I know you don't watch and
- 12:37Speaker 1: you don't care, but I want to shout out to
- 12:40Speaker 1: uh Love Island cast members.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Okay, the first.
- 12:44Speaker 1: One who I'm sure you've seen is our Amaya Papaya
- 12:48Speaker 1: as we call her affectionately. She is self proclaimed the
- 12:51Speaker 1: Dominican Cinderella.
- 12:53Speaker 2: And she is just a gem.
- 12:57Speaker 1: She came onto the show and she was so herself
- 13:01Speaker 1: that it was like people were like, I don't know,
- 13:03Speaker 1: like how we feel about her. She sometimes says she
- 13:06Speaker 1: has an accent as she's Dominican, but sometimes she'll like
- 13:09Speaker 1: mix words up or say she wants to go die skiving,
- 13:13Speaker 1: you know.
- 13:13Speaker 2: What I mean.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Like she's just very cute, which, by the way, it
- 13:17Speaker 1: is very difficult too. I mean, she grew up in
- 13:19Speaker 1: New York, but she still has a thick accent and
- 13:21Speaker 1: I'm sure her parents did so props to anyone who
- 13:25Speaker 1: is speaking a second second language.
- 13:26Speaker 2: But like, she's just adorable and a lot of the
- 13:29Speaker 2: guys were.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Like she she she would call the guys like babe
- 13:33Speaker 1: or honey right away, and some of the guys were like,
- 13:36Speaker 1: that's too, that's too much for me too soon, Like
- 13:38Speaker 1: you can't call me babe, which like screw them, you weirdo.
- 13:41Speaker 2: I was like, who cares? Yeah, So a lot of
- 13:43Speaker 2: the guys were like, yeah, she's too much, too soon,
- 13:46Speaker 2: but she's so sweet.
- 13:48Speaker 1: She's she didn't go on the show, like every other
- 13:50Speaker 1: cast member went on the show. And they have people
- 13:52Speaker 1: run their social media accounts like you put a plan
- 13:54Speaker 1: in place, oh, which is crazy because you don't have access.
- 13:57Speaker 2: So a lot of people it's their best friend. A
- 13:59Speaker 2: lot of people it's.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Their fans, which like I probably wouldn't have that, you
- 14:02Speaker 1: know what I mean, I probably have like you.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Or a sister.
- 14:04Speaker 1: But so they post updates throughout. She was like, that's
- 14:08Speaker 1: the last thing I'm thinking about. Like they reached out
- 14:10Speaker 1: to me to come on Love Island, which is wild,
- 14:12Speaker 1: and like she was like I thought it, like I'm
- 14:14Speaker 1: supposed to go find love. I just I love that
- 14:16Speaker 1: you can tell that, like she's pure and she's not
- 14:18Speaker 1: going on to get a brandywal Yeah, and she's just
- 14:21Speaker 1: so lovable and as like she she would sing to
- 14:24Speaker 1: herself and like forget that she was being filmed, so
- 14:29Speaker 1: she'd be alone just doing like skits and songs to
- 14:32Speaker 1: herself and she's just like we just like love her.
- 14:35Speaker 1: I love that a Latino woman won with a Latino man.
- 14:38Speaker 1: She won and it's just like.
- 14:40Speaker 2: It's her, Brian, Brian.
- 14:44Speaker 1: So the reason that they I think won and the
- 14:48Speaker 1: sweetest moment on the show is there was this challenge
- 14:51Speaker 1: where you everybody could write like whatever tea they wanted
- 14:54Speaker 1: to say to someone anonymously and put it in their mailbox.
- 14:57Speaker 2: So this was one of their challenges.
- 14:59Speaker 1: She had a lot of less letters and a lot
- 15:01Speaker 1: of it was from At one point it was a
- 15:03Speaker 1: three guy pyle on saying you're too much?
- 15:06Speaker 2: Why are you calling me babe? Why you're so touchy?
- 15:07Speaker 1: Which she has sun set in interviews, Like I thought
- 15:09Speaker 1: this was Love Island, Like we're making out in challenges
- 15:11Speaker 1: and we are sleeping together on the first night in
- 15:13Speaker 1: a bed, but like, I can't.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Like, it's very it was very weird.
- 15:18Speaker 1: But anyways, at one point it was three guys against
- 15:20Speaker 1: her basically saying you're too much and she is the
- 15:23Speaker 1: sweetest and Brian her now man, said I just have
- 15:29Speaker 1: to stop you guys right there. I grew up in
- 15:31Speaker 1: a Latino household. This is very common to Mia Moore
- 15:34Speaker 1: babe love like it is not like she is not
- 15:37Speaker 1: like this is very cultural and you guys need to
- 15:39Speaker 1: chill the fuck out and he was like her night
- 15:41Speaker 1: in shining Armor and it was the sweetest thing. And
- 15:44Speaker 1: I was a first worried about his intentions, but he
- 15:46Speaker 1: really just he never.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Wanted her to change.
- 15:48Speaker 1: And I just, oh, we love her a maya, papaya, whoa, whoa.
- 15:54Speaker 1: I just had a stutter, papaya, but we love her
- 15:57Speaker 1: so much and shout out to her second cast member.
- 16:01Speaker 2: And I'm gonna need you to look this one up.
- 16:03Speaker 2: And it might have been the one you were thinking.
- 16:04Speaker 1: It was Pepe what you're thinking he was.
- 16:09Speaker 2: He wins with me and he is Pepe.
- 16:14Speaker 1: He uh yes, but he goes by Pepe.
- 16:18Speaker 2: He's a basketball player. He dresses yeah, he dresses well.
- 16:26Speaker 1: And the best part is is that I think he's
- 16:29Speaker 1: actually like an authentic ass person, which you just don't
- 16:33Speaker 1: see with someone who looks like that. And throughout the
- 16:36Speaker 1: entire yes, I did hear about it, so throughout the
- 16:40Speaker 1: entire villa, like his intentions were very pure and he
- 16:43Speaker 1: would fall and then other girls would be like, babe,
- 16:45Speaker 1: do you want to talk and he'd be like, I
- 16:46Speaker 1: want to focus on this connection. Like he just was
- 16:48Speaker 1: very pure, not a fuck boy at all.
- 16:50Speaker 2: He seems like a.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Good man Savannah and the girls were sleeping on him
- 16:55Speaker 1: and like people were not even I don't know because
- 16:58Speaker 1: in a villa full of all we love our short kings.
- 17:01Speaker 1: But like it was giving, like I don't know what
- 17:03Speaker 1: it was giving. And then there was Pepe like being
- 17:05Speaker 1: fucking slept on, like Iris was like I don't know,
- 17:07Speaker 1: I never thought to go for him, and then they
- 17:09Speaker 1: were both what thing that took me.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Zero point two five seconds to be like yes, and.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Usually we don't have the same type.
- 17:17Speaker 3: But like I mean, is you cannot like no one
- 17:21Speaker 3: should not, no one could possibly find this man not attractive.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Right, and so you know, you don't see it a
- 17:27Speaker 1: lot a man with that hight, those tattoos, that style.
- 17:31Speaker 2: Being a good man.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Savannah and he was respectful, and I just have to
- 17:35Speaker 1: shout out to Pepe. I did want him to win,
- 17:36Speaker 1: but I don't know. I saw Iris hugging TJ or
- 17:39Speaker 1: other connection. I saw a lot of stuff going on.
- 17:41Speaker 2: So we'll keep on, but shout out to Pepe.
- 17:44Speaker 3: Oh Pepe, it's my turn. Yeah, um cool. I I
- 17:56Speaker 3: don't know much what I want to do. Okay, this
- 17:59Speaker 3: is something that I want, I don't It was something
- 18:02Speaker 3: that I was obsessed with and was like a huge
- 18:05Speaker 3: part of my childhood. And I didn't realize that it
- 18:07Speaker 3: was such a huge part of my childhood until I
- 18:09Speaker 3: saw it in a meme this week and I was like, wait,
- 18:12Speaker 3: where did this go? Because I want it? Did you
- 18:15Speaker 3: have a cereal bowl growing up with a straw built
- 18:17Speaker 3: into it?
- 18:19Speaker 1: I feel like maybe I would have, like wanted or something,
- 18:22Speaker 1: but not like something that I would use every like.
- 18:25Speaker 3: Oh no, I used it every single day. Do you
- 18:28Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about?
- 18:29Speaker 2: I do, But like you know how I feel about milk?
- 18:31Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but I was a big cereal gally growing up.
- 18:34Speaker 3: You didn't like milk, you said, I don't now, but
- 18:38Speaker 3: I did like it, like with Yeah, like my family
- 18:41Speaker 3: used to drink glasses of milk with like dinner. Yeah,
- 18:44Speaker 3: like it was very Midwest white Yeah yes, yeah gross.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Now like I don't. I can't even remember the last
- 18:51Speaker 3: time I had a glass of milk or even saw one,
- 18:54Speaker 3: to be honest, like with you, like I never I
- 18:58Speaker 3: did buy milk the other day, but it was because
- 19:01Speaker 3: I bought my cereal.
- 19:03Speaker 2: That he keeps in the fridge, that he keeps in
- 19:05Speaker 2: the fridge.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Yes, but yeah, so I remember I saw this meme
- 19:11Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, why don't they
- 19:13Speaker 3: make these anymore? Because if I were to eat Cereal,
- 19:16Speaker 3: I would want a straw built into it. Okay, So
- 19:20Speaker 3: I was like, wait, I was obsessed with that, like
- 19:23Speaker 3: I'm sure it was such uh it like unlocks something
- 19:27Speaker 3: that I remembered my childhood, like, oh my god, wait,
- 19:30Speaker 3: I had multiple of these bowls, like where are they?
- 19:34Speaker 3: And they're so practical? Like what a good idea?
- 19:36Speaker 2: Right, yeah, that's a great.
- 19:39Speaker 3: They popped off whoever made that? Like did their Big one?
- 19:42Speaker 1: I mean on my twenty first someone got me a
- 19:44Speaker 1: hat that had like two as for like beer and
- 19:47Speaker 1: it could go down.
- 19:48Speaker 3: Yeah that's normal though, But a bowl with a straw, yeah,
- 19:54Speaker 3: like they did their Big one. Also for soup, you
- 19:59Speaker 3: could put soup in the and drink soup.
- 20:01Speaker 2: I know.
- 20:01Speaker 1: But oh here's another back to my weird dish thing,
- 20:03Speaker 1: Like I like to have my soup out of a
- 20:05Speaker 1: big mug.
- 20:08Speaker 3: A mug do you drink it or do you still
- 20:11Speaker 3: eat it with a spoon?
- 20:12Speaker 2: I still get a spoon. I drink some, I eat some.
- 20:15Speaker 2: I put so many salt.
- 20:19Speaker 3: Like broth or like cream like cream soup or just
- 20:23Speaker 3: the brothy soup.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, Yeah, I just like it all condensed in
- 20:27Speaker 1: there with a very and then I use a very
- 20:29Speaker 1: big spoon for soup because you don't want to spill,
- 20:32Speaker 1: you know what, you know, there's too much room for error.
- 20:34Speaker 3: I've thrown out by accident all of our small spoons.
- 20:38Speaker 3: I have one because Mike only likes to eat things
- 20:41Speaker 3: that you eat with a spoon with a small teaspoon.
- 20:44Speaker 3: But what he does is like when I take his plate,
- 20:48Speaker 3: the spoon is hidden and then I throw it away.
- 20:52Speaker 3: So we had a bunch of teaspoons and now I
- 20:55Speaker 3: have one, and now I have just big spoons.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Eating with a tea spoon is but hey, I mean
- 21:01Speaker 1: I'm weird too, because.
- 21:03Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if that mug had a straw built
- 21:06Speaker 3: into it.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I don't like the soup. I want like it has
- 21:09Speaker 2: crackers and it's not going up a straw, you know
- 21:12Speaker 2: what I mean.
- 21:12Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's like a little bit left and you're like, oh,
- 21:14Speaker 3: I gotta get that little baby, like you know, having
- 21:20Speaker 3: some to of Like I don't know about you, but
- 21:24Speaker 3: I always try to get things in my mouth and
- 21:26Speaker 3: it ends up everywhere, like on my shirt the amount
- 21:30Speaker 3: of times I will be this is what needs to
- 21:32Speaker 3: be fixed in restaurants. What because I realized the other
- 21:36Speaker 3: day it happens to me more times than not. When
- 21:38Speaker 3: you are drinking out of a water glass that has
- 21:41Speaker 3: ice in it, okay, and you get to the point
- 21:44Speaker 3: where the ice dislodges I don't know that's a word,
- 21:47Speaker 3: but dislodges from itself and becomes free pieces of ice,
- 21:52Speaker 3: And while you're drinking, it rushes to your face. Do
- 21:55Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about?
- 21:56Speaker 2: I do.
- 21:57Speaker 3: Yeah, And then the water overflows what is able to
- 22:01Speaker 3: go into your mouth and ends up on my shirt.
- 22:03Speaker 3: That happens all the time to me.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I just take the oul. I mean it does
- 22:07Speaker 2: to me too. I'm not I don't know if I
- 22:09Speaker 2: want it attached.
- 22:11Speaker 3: But a straw, Like, why don't more? Why don't more
- 22:13Speaker 3: things have straws built into them? I'm leaving this job,
- 22:18Speaker 3: but I'm starting a business and that's all we're gonna make.
- 22:21Speaker 3: We're gonna take every dish that currently exists and sell
- 22:24Speaker 3: it with a built in straw.
- 22:25Speaker 2: What is it called? Just add a straw?
- 22:27Speaker 3: Just straws?
- 22:29Speaker 1: No, So you're gonna be like canceled because I have
- 22:32Speaker 1: short downe under here.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Don't worry, I'm touching my leg up in a skirt.
- 22:36Speaker 2: You it might as well call it fuck the turtles.
- 22:39Speaker 3: At this point, it's built in, so you're not throwing
- 22:41Speaker 3: it out.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Oh, I can only imagine what's going to be growing
- 22:44Speaker 1: in there. I mean, do you know how hard a
- 22:46Speaker 1: straw that straight is to clean? With my metal straw
- 22:48Speaker 1: as little in a windy straw?
- 22:51Speaker 3: No, it's straight. You just take the little plunger, the
- 22:53Speaker 3: little show.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Do you have a photo or does your mom your
- 22:56Speaker 1: parents say save everything rooms looks like it didn't the nineties.
- 23:00Speaker 3: Bowl with straw. Oh you moved, moved, moved this Jesus,
- 23:07Speaker 3: they so many Bay for twenty twenty dollars. Oh wait,
- 23:10Speaker 3: this is quantity one twenty dollars.
- 23:15Speaker 2: It's cheap and today's Oh yeah, I've seen those, don't.
- 23:19Speaker 2: I don't need that serious. That's why it's your top five.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Can you screensh on that. I'll put it in our
- 23:24Speaker 2: our thing please.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, all right, I guess it's my term.
- 23:31Speaker 2: I will do.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Okay, so I will go into a food one then
- 23:35Speaker 1: because of that little segue.
- 23:38Speaker 2: All right, So.
- 23:40Speaker 1: A lot of times I dream up concoctions, food concoctions,
- 23:45Speaker 1: things that I just you know, I'm like, we needed
- 23:48Speaker 1: to add this and that and this, and then I
- 23:51Speaker 1: don't make them. I go to my boyfriend and I go,
- 23:54Speaker 1: here's the vision. Because there's some people who are meant
- 23:57Speaker 1: to cook, and there's some people who are like a
- 23:59Speaker 1: personality higher, you know, call me creative. I envision it
- 24:04Speaker 1: and the things I envision he wouldn't have envisioned without me.
- 24:07Speaker 2: So I'm crucial to the operation. But I do tell
- 24:10Speaker 2: him I envisioned this, make it happen and please, and
- 24:15Speaker 2: he did.
- 24:16Speaker 1: And I'm going to recreate it today with impossible foods
- 24:21Speaker 1: their burger patty. But I'm gonna tell you what I'm
- 24:24Speaker 1: gonna make and what I had him make the other.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Day, a pizza Caesar rap.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Okay, we're combining, so think of listen, wait you just wait,
- 24:38Speaker 1: so think about we're going on to eat. We're having pizza,
- 24:41Speaker 1: We're having you like caesar salad. Yeah, okay, it's great together. Right,
- 24:45Speaker 1: you see what I'm saying. Okay, So I had him
- 24:49Speaker 1: and this is what I will recreate the meatless version.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Look out for the video I had him make pizza dough, which.
- 24:56Speaker 1: He's like, like, get pizza do That's easy, I'll just
- 24:59Speaker 1: make it.
- 24:59Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck this is what are you
- 25:02Speaker 2: talking about. It's like it's like three ingredients, it's really easy.
- 25:05Speaker 2: We have it.
- 25:06Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I do know, like the probably like flour,
- 25:09Speaker 1: maybe flour, water, egg, like I think it's like I
- 25:16Speaker 1: don't know. He was like when he makes us, he's like,
- 25:19Speaker 1: do you want a tortilla we have already or do
- 25:21Speaker 1: you want me to make you one?
- 25:22Speaker 2: And then he just like makes a tortilla. You know
- 25:24Speaker 2: what I mean?
- 25:24Speaker 3: No, no one makes that. They just exist, right, like
- 25:29Speaker 3: a machine makes that, right. They don't just know.
- 25:32Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know it's crazy.
- 25:34Speaker 1: So anyways, yes, so pizza dough.
- 25:39Speaker 2: Then you put on whatever you're tapping.
- 25:42Speaker 1: So he did susiege, which will be the impossible meat,
- 25:45Speaker 1: and I think he might have also done pepperoni. And
- 25:48Speaker 1: so you put the cheese on, you put the meat on,
- 25:51Speaker 1: you melt the cheese, the pizza sauce. Even we didn't
- 25:55Speaker 1: use pizza sauce last time, I'm gonna use it today. Okay,
- 25:57Speaker 1: Then you take your caesar salad. Okay, It's like, think
- 26:01Speaker 1: of it small, like a rap size, and you put
- 26:03Speaker 1: it into the rap and you close it, and my
- 26:07Speaker 1: mouth is watering. It is like it was the most
- 26:09Speaker 1: delicious thing I've ever had. It was crispy, it was
- 26:15Speaker 1: soft on the inside. It was flavors that have have
- 26:18Speaker 1: been together for years separately, but we're together.
- 26:21Speaker 2: We're together.
- 26:22Speaker 1: It was so good, and so I'm going to try
- 26:24Speaker 1: to recreate like an easier version of that.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Even though he's like, why are you going to get down?
- 26:27Speaker 2: I'll make it. I'm like, what come on?
- 26:30Speaker 1: Rather, I'm trying to show it easy pizza recipes. Anyways,
- 26:33Speaker 1: it was so good. I think I have a photo
- 26:35Speaker 1: that I can put in there. It was the yummiest
- 26:37Speaker 1: thing he did, Like we put the crutons in there,
- 26:39Speaker 1: so there was crunch. It was.
- 26:42Speaker 2: It was giving what it'sposed to get it.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people, I've seen people online do like a
- 26:47Speaker 1: grilled chicken Caesar pizza wrap and they'll do some of
- 26:51Speaker 1: each and it'll be like.
- 26:53Speaker 3: I make pizza burritos, so I could just add the
- 26:56Speaker 3: salad in there and literally up.
- 26:57Speaker 1: But I used tortillas, right, But if you got like
- 27:00Speaker 1: a little dough situation or even like a thick like
- 27:02Speaker 1: Greek peta situation and you crisp up. Just just food
- 27:07Speaker 1: for thought because I know you always get creative with it.
- 27:09Speaker 2: It was it was highly recommend. Look out for the video.
- 27:12Speaker 2: But very yummy.
- 27:14Speaker 3: That sounds so good. I'll do my food one. And
- 27:16Speaker 3: it has something to do with sausage too. It's a
- 27:18Speaker 3: new fit and soup. It's a new favorite soup of mine.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Italian wedding No.
- 27:23Speaker 4: No chicken gumbo, which is just like like a cast
- 27:34Speaker 4: why do we call it soup?
- 27:35Speaker 3: It's like a brothy castle. Yeah. So we go to
- 27:38Speaker 3: this place. There's a lot of them in the strugglingd area.
- 27:41Speaker 3: It's called the Patio and usually like our Sunday spot
- 27:45Speaker 3: because I don't know, it's kind of like it's like
- 27:49Speaker 3: an after church place, like do you know what I mean?
- 27:51Speaker 3: Like a lot of like groups go after church to
- 27:54Speaker 3: like this place. But it's like a barbecue spot, like
- 27:56Speaker 3: you could get like they're known for their ribs. Like
- 27:58Speaker 3: everyone I'm sure a ton of listening that I like
- 28:00Speaker 3: grew up here, like know about the patio. They live
- 28:03Speaker 3: in the suburbs, but they have they always have like
- 28:07Speaker 3: creama chicken rice obviously on this on Sundays. Then they
- 28:10Speaker 3: also have chicken gumbo. Girl, it is so freaking good.
- 28:16Speaker 3: So they have a cup or a bowl option, and
- 28:18Speaker 3: then they have like twenty four and like a larger
- 28:21Speaker 3: oun sets. You're supposed to take it to go. I
- 28:24Speaker 3: order a twenty four ounce gumbo and ate it as
- 28:26Speaker 3: a meal on Sunday.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Sometimes I'd be like that.
- 28:30Speaker 3: It was so good, and they give you broad gumbo.
- 28:34Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's like a little spicy, but not
- 28:37Speaker 3: like overtly spicy. It had chicken it, it had peppers
- 28:41Speaker 3: in it, it had sausage in it. It is so good,
- 28:45Speaker 3: like and I keep telling like, try this, you're gonna
- 28:47Speaker 3: love it, like he loves spicy. I'm like, you're gonna
- 28:49Speaker 3: love He's like, no, no, no, I got it like creama
- 28:51Speaker 3: chicken rice. I'm like, you have to.
- 28:52Speaker 2: It's so good a fucking bite.
- 28:55Speaker 3: I like my water, my water. My mouth is watering
- 28:59Speaker 3: right now just thinking about this chicken gumbo. And I
- 29:01Speaker 3: don't even want to look at other days they have it,
- 29:03Speaker 3: because I will go there and buy it.
- 29:05Speaker 1: I love and dewey sausage. I think that's the kind
- 29:08Speaker 1: they put in there, and dewey. I don't know what
- 29:09Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 29:10Speaker 3: I make a pasta with that type of sausage and
- 29:12Speaker 3: it's so like a Cajun pasta.
- 29:14Speaker 2: You can probably make gumbo very easily.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It scares me, like the soup aspect,
- 29:19Speaker 3: like I try to make things unwatery, so I don't
- 29:22Speaker 3: know how it can.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you could just add broth later the thing with
- 29:26Speaker 2: like soups, because I've I've done.
- 29:28Speaker 1: I'll go lemono at home, and if you store it overnight,
- 29:31Speaker 1: the rice soaks up a.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Lot of that, so you to have like separate broth
- 29:34Speaker 2: to add to it if you want to still be
- 29:35Speaker 2: a soup.
- 29:36Speaker 1: But we got to get you to New Orleans because
- 29:38Speaker 1: that was the best fucking gumbo I've ever.
- 29:39Speaker 2: Had in my life.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Like my my watering is mouth or whatever you just
- 29:42Speaker 1: said right now, and you reminded me of something we did.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Hear your cries. They do have airplane liquor bottles at Binnie's.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Oh okay, I never go to Binnie's, but yeah.
- 29:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
- 29:55Speaker 1: I still contend that when I was bringing them ten
- 29:58Speaker 1: years ago, it didn't seem like y'all had him here
- 30:01Speaker 1: and I still say y'all as if I haven't lived
- 30:03Speaker 1: here for almost in years. But you just said something
- 30:06Speaker 1: that reminded me of that, and people were people were yelling,
- 30:09Speaker 1: I'm sorry, don't count on us for anything.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Like what I'm saying is that fat.
- 30:17Speaker 2: No, I want to be so serious. This is a
- 30:20Speaker 2: very opinion. This is just if you want to hang out.
- 30:26Speaker 3: This is supposed to be entertaining.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
- 30:29Speaker 1: I don't know if it is okay, moving on. Can't
- 30:31Speaker 1: segue thought that the first one was your food.
- 30:33Speaker 2: One, but I gotta just I mean, it's it's topical.
- 30:37Speaker 1: But also last night I was such deep in thought
- 30:40Speaker 1: because of course we lost the Prince of Darkness, mister
- 30:43Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne, and he has just been someone who for millennials,
- 30:46Speaker 1: I mean obviously for people who were from you know,
- 30:49Speaker 1: the seventies, eighties, whatever and liked Black Sabbath, but like
- 30:52Speaker 1: for us, like for me, he was just someone who's
- 30:54Speaker 1: always there. He was out there in the world and
- 30:56Speaker 1: he seemed like he could get through anything, you know.
- 31:00Speaker 2: But I really was there deep in thought, and I'm there.
- 31:04Speaker 2: May have been a gummy, but.
- 31:05Speaker 1: I do not think that I am wrong about this
- 31:07Speaker 1: I think he may have been one of the most
- 31:13Speaker 1: most realist motherfuckers around, Like, I don't think anyone got
- 31:17Speaker 1: realer than Ozzy Osborne.
- 31:18Speaker 2: And I was reminded.
- 31:21Speaker 1: So the I shared a post of something he said
- 31:23Speaker 1: on the Osborne's which you know again if you're a millennial,
- 31:27Speaker 1: like you know, and you should go back and watch
- 31:29Speaker 1: it if you're younger than that and haven't seen it.
- 31:31Speaker 1: But they did like a screen grab a nineties anxiety
- 31:34Speaker 1: who I love following and let me plug them in
- 31:37Speaker 1: two thousands anxieties.
- 31:38Speaker 2: She must have started a different one.
- 31:40Speaker 1: Did a swipe through of all of his quotes from
- 31:44Speaker 1: the show, and he's so real and I was like,
- 31:47Speaker 1: he might be the realist motherfucker that ever lived.
- 31:50Speaker 3: So he did give no fucks. He just said whatever, I'm.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Just gonna read some quote now, fuck off. Like I
- 31:55Speaker 2: get that. I get that. I want to be saying that.
- 31:58Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
- 31:59Speaker 3: I feel that exactly.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Don't you start fucking singing? The fucking birds will die.
- 32:05Speaker 1: I listen. If somebody has a bad voice, I get it.
- 32:08Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, I fucking hate it with a passion. Okay,
- 32:13Speaker 2: who what was that?
- 32:15Speaker 1: What? Who?
- 32:16Speaker 2: When?
- 32:16Speaker 1: Well?
- 32:16Speaker 2: That was just I don't know if we need that.
- 32:21Speaker 1: This is when I shared to memorialize him. Life has
- 32:24Speaker 1: a way of fucking kicking you in the fucking nuts.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Okay, it does. What the fuck am I doing now?
- 32:31Speaker 2: I feel that daily?
- 32:33Speaker 1: Do you think this looks like Ricky Martin on a
- 32:35Speaker 1: day off? He asked about his shirt? Are you still asleep?
- 32:41Speaker 1: He was asked, I don't know what planet I'm on.
- 32:44Speaker 1: I'm going to bed.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Fucked the lot of you. Okay. I just like he
- 32:50Speaker 2: just you never wondered what he was thinking.
- 32:53Speaker 1: He he lived, but he was also like this is
- 32:55Speaker 1: kind of bullshit, this life. Yea, And I just I
- 32:58Speaker 1: think he might be the realist to ever do it.
- 33:02Speaker 2: I just get it. Every day that I.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Grow older, I more and more understand and get Ozzy Osbourne.
- 33:09Speaker 3: Yeah, because I remember watching the show the first time
- 33:11Speaker 3: and I was like, wow, he's fucked up. That's literally me.
- 33:15Speaker 1: No, like literally like and however he rotted his brain
- 33:17Speaker 1: is fine where we rode our brain with anxiety and
- 33:20Speaker 1: maybe you know, dibbled out but not nothing too crazy,
- 33:23Speaker 1: and uh, he just he just was fucking real and
- 33:26Speaker 1: celebrated for that.
- 33:27Speaker 3: So shout out like survive like that for a very
- 33:30Speaker 3: long time.
- 33:31Speaker 1: I think that that's even the he's a medical marvel
- 33:34Speaker 1: because I think his brain escaped him long before his
- 33:38Speaker 1: body did.
- 33:40Speaker 2: And I just we all just were like, that's.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Right, Ozzie, you are singing, take me out to the
- 33:44Speaker 1: ball game, whatever you think you're singing.
- 33:45Speaker 2: You are shout out to the cubs.
- 33:48Speaker 3: He earned that right, you know, do what he wants
- 33:50Speaker 3: to do.
- 33:51Speaker 2: And and and what people are saying.
- 33:52Speaker 1: He was kind and he was a good mentor and yeah,
- 33:55Speaker 1: you know, but he just he got it.
- 33:58Speaker 3: He did.
- 33:58Speaker 2: He wasn't trying to sugarcoat, like, fuck this fucking shit.
- 34:01Speaker 3: Mm hmm, fuck this life. Hey, I might change mine
- 34:07Speaker 3: because I have an Osbourne one that I think, and
- 34:11Speaker 3: so my last two I guess will kind of be
- 34:13Speaker 3: music focused. But whatever. But after like what, I went
- 34:18Speaker 3: in a rabbit hole last night, like watching old clips
- 34:20Speaker 3: of the show just because like I watched it like
- 34:23Speaker 3: in real time and I was obsessed with it. Yeah
- 34:26Speaker 3: it's crazy, like absolutely insane, But I remember loving of course,
- 34:35Speaker 3: and this is a queen that I don't talk about
- 34:37Speaker 3: very often, but Kelly Osborne like I loved her too,
- 34:40Speaker 3: Like I know she's had, like she said, some very
- 34:42Speaker 3: odd things and very off color things in recent years.
- 34:45Speaker 3: But back when, like back when that show was on
- 34:49Speaker 3: and she started her music career, I was obsessed. Like
- 34:52Speaker 3: I remember who got me the CD? When they gave
- 34:56Speaker 3: it to me, I listened. Uh, he was like my mother.
- 35:00Speaker 3: He was like a family. He was a family member.
- 35:03Speaker 3: He was like a distant cousin, but he was close
- 35:06Speaker 3: to me a lot because he was like my confirmation sponsor.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Like you know how you're like pick on races there,
- 35:10Speaker 3: so like he would always come to family party's name
- 35:13Speaker 3: was Matt shot Out. But he asked my parents like
- 35:16Speaker 3: what you know? I'm sure it was just like what
- 35:18Speaker 3: can I get Jason? Was for Christmas or something? Right
- 35:20Speaker 3: like when I get Jason for Birthday or whatever? And
- 35:22Speaker 3: they told him like this CD. So I remember him
- 35:24Speaker 3: giving me the CD. I remember where I was. I
- 35:25Speaker 3: remember listening to it. I remember being obsessed with it.
- 35:28Speaker 3: I knew every single word out that album. Like I
- 35:31Speaker 3: just loved her and it wasn't anything like I don't
- 35:33Speaker 3: think she was like an amazing singer. She could carry
- 35:35Speaker 3: a tune, but it was all the marketing behind it
- 35:37Speaker 3: that I think got me all wrapped up in it,
- 35:39Speaker 3: and I always wanted to see her live so bad,
- 35:41Speaker 3: but I don't think she ever like did a tour
- 35:43Speaker 3: or anything like anything like that. But I just remember
- 35:47Speaker 3: being like, wow, like just so wrapped up and loving
- 35:51Speaker 3: Kelly Osborne. And then all of a sudden one day
- 35:52Speaker 3: it was just poof God and I didn't care anymore.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not where I thought that was.
- 36:00Speaker 3: But then last night I dove back in and I
- 36:02Speaker 3: was listening to some of the songs on the album,
- 36:04Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, like this was
- 36:05Speaker 3: a good song. This was a good song, And I
- 36:07Speaker 3: love like rediscovering stuff that I used to be obsessed
- 36:09Speaker 3: with them. I listened to over and over and over again. Yeah,
- 36:11Speaker 3: and that literally happened to me last night. She did
- 36:14Speaker 3: a cover of Popadain Preach.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Then she had that was like her first song, And
- 36:18Speaker 3: then she had an album called Shut Up. There's a
- 36:20Speaker 3: song on there called come Dig Me Out, which I
- 36:21Speaker 3: didn't realize the meaning of it prior when I was
- 36:23Speaker 3: a kid, but now listening to him, like, oh wow,
- 36:25Speaker 3: that's weird. I kind of in the past I thought
- 36:31Speaker 3: of it like, oh, like I'm under all this weight
- 36:35Speaker 3: of a bad relationship, come dig me Out. But I
- 36:37Speaker 3: think there's more of a sexual tone to it. When
- 36:39Speaker 3: I was listening to it last night, I was like, oh,
- 36:41Speaker 3: something like that, Yeah, like something along. I was like,
- 36:44Speaker 3: you can listen to it anyone that's listening that cares
- 36:47Speaker 3: and wants to. But the whole album is so good.
- 36:50Speaker 3: And then she had like another like she tried to
- 36:54Speaker 3: go like the electronic route and it didn't. It didn't
- 36:57Speaker 3: didn't do it, you know, kind of like I equate
- 37:00Speaker 3: to Ashley Someson. You know, autobiography was like the shit
- 37:03Speaker 3: like the first album, like everyone loved it, and then
- 37:05Speaker 3: she tried to go a different direction.
- 37:06Speaker 1: It was like also, you know, it's crazy, like there's
- 37:09Speaker 1: so many people we owe an apology to do because
- 37:10Speaker 1: like the lip syncing thing like didn't have to be.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Like I feel like back in the day we treated
- 37:17Speaker 1: especially towards women.
- 37:19Speaker 2: Anything that happened like that is like.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Like she shouldn't be working sound like
- 37:24Speaker 1: Jennifer Coolish, she shouldn't be working in show. But like,
- 37:26Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just like the amount of people
- 37:29Speaker 1: that do that now, you know, like we owe.
- 37:31Speaker 2: The Dixies Chicks in Apology or the hit, Like I
- 37:33Speaker 2: just feel like.
- 37:34Speaker 1: We're just out here, like being like she she was
- 37:36Speaker 1: lip singing on SNL like get her out like shame, you.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Know what I mean.
- 37:41Speaker 3: I listen, I watch like old clips of like Britney Spears.
- 37:44Speaker 3: She never that bitch never fucking sang now, even times
- 37:47Speaker 3: when I thought she sang, and I was like, yes,
- 37:49Speaker 3: like she used to sing all the time during her
- 37:51Speaker 3: first album Run, No, the fuck she wasn't that much.
- 37:54Speaker 3: I'm like, steppit is not singing.
- 37:55Speaker 1: Because it's like we either get like a performer or
- 37:58Speaker 1: a singer.
- 37:58Speaker 2: It's very hard to do both.
- 38:00Speaker 1: I mean, some people can do both, but I mean,
- 38:03Speaker 1: and what's sad is it's such a thankless job because
- 38:05Speaker 1: we sit here in the audience with our bomb boonds
- 38:07Speaker 1: and we're like, oh you should you know, you sound
- 38:09Speaker 1: like shit you're doing that. Meanwhile they're doing dance breaks
- 38:12Speaker 1: and numbers. So I mean, just justice.
- 38:14Speaker 2: For a lot of people in the early two thousands.
- 38:16Speaker 1: But she did have a banger album and then yeah,
- 38:18Speaker 1: try to figure out her spot in the world. Yeah,
- 38:20Speaker 1: but yeah, shout out to the Osborne They just like
- 38:22Speaker 1: that whole show was like unapologetic. This is how our
- 38:26Speaker 1: family lives. Like we fucking say fuck off to each
- 38:29Speaker 1: other and it's not like taboo, and we we love
- 38:32Speaker 1: each other.
- 38:34Speaker 2: We have a sob. I don't know, I just it
- 38:35Speaker 2: was it was I was in my fields.
- 38:37Speaker 3: Too, starting to pass with Courtney Love. Have you ever
- 38:40Speaker 3: heard that, Loure?
- 38:42Speaker 2: I think so, but refresh it because it's been.
- 38:46Speaker 3: I was watching they recently, like in recent years, the
- 38:50Speaker 3: family reunited for a podcast, and so I was watching
- 38:53Speaker 3: just like clips of it last night. I forgot about it,
- 38:55Speaker 3: and they were telling the story about how it started
- 38:58Speaker 3: with Courtney Love called the cops on us because they
- 39:00Speaker 3: thought she thought that Jack and Kelly Osborne stole her
- 39:05Speaker 3: big screen TV and so like whatever off her. But
- 39:10Speaker 3: that rolled into Jack for somehow. They didn't go into
- 39:14Speaker 3: the backstory of how this situation came to be. But
- 39:19Speaker 3: Jack and Kelly were as children, were at Courtney Love's
- 39:23Speaker 3: house by themselves at some point, So like don't know
- 39:27Speaker 3: the decisions that went into like the making of how
- 39:30Speaker 3: that came to be. But she showed Jack or she
- 39:36Speaker 3: took Courtney Love took Jack into like this room of
- 39:40Speaker 3: all Kirk Cobain's old stuff and put put the shirt
- 39:46Speaker 3: on Jack that Kirk supposedly off himself in. Then took
- 39:51Speaker 3: Kelly to another room put a lock of his hair
- 39:58Speaker 3: in her hand and she was like, I was I
- 40:00Speaker 3: freaked out. I dropped it. And then Courtney like freaked
- 40:03Speaker 3: out that she like dropped Kurt Cobain's hair on the floor.
- 40:07Speaker 3: I'm like, why are you alone with these children? Why
- 40:09Speaker 3: are you doing this? Weird? I shit to that.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm the biggest Kurt Cobain fan, but like
- 40:14Speaker 1: at that age, you can't expect like they just think
- 40:16Speaker 1: it's a dead guy's.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Hair, right, Like you're freaked out, why are you putting
- 40:20Speaker 3: hair in my fa?
- 40:20Speaker 2: And You're like, oh, he killed himself in this shirt?
- 40:22Speaker 1: Like I just girl, I hope they have their I'm
- 40:25Speaker 1: sure they were exposed to all kinds of shit.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Some would say it's taboo, but I don't know, because
- 40:31Speaker 2: so was I. And I feel like I'm I'm not
- 40:33Speaker 2: as phased by a lot of stuff as it, you
- 40:35Speaker 2: know what i mean, Like I'm just kind of chilling.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Nothing really shocks me.
- 40:40Speaker 1: You know, maybe I was a sacrificial lamb, but that's
- 40:44Speaker 1: all right, because you know, I'm just kind of vibing.
- 40:46Speaker 1: It really is hard for me to get shocked.
- 40:48Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, but I was like, whoa courney.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Love is like like a problem though, like.
- 40:54Speaker 3: She seems so I forgot about her, Like I was
- 40:57Speaker 3: like I didn't know she was like out here, Like
- 40:58Speaker 3: what is she doing?
- 40:59Speaker 2: Didn't she but for whole whole?
- 41:03Speaker 3: Right?
- 41:03Speaker 2: Yeah? But yeah, but didn't she open for Atlantis?
- 41:07Speaker 3: Oh? Did she? Oh?
- 41:08Speaker 1: No?
- 41:09Speaker 2: Was that garbage?
- 41:09Speaker 3: Garbage? Yeah? Uh? Like what is she doing? Like how
- 41:13Speaker 3: is she making money?
- 41:14Speaker 2: I think she's just like probably can like get in places.
- 41:19Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I don't feel.
- 41:21Speaker 1: Great about how she treated my boy. It just doesn't
- 41:25Speaker 1: Some people even think that she he didn't off himself.
- 41:28Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I can't speak on that.
- 41:30Speaker 1: There are theories, but she's tough and she's she comes
- 41:34Speaker 1: for the youth sometimes, like I don't know, like girls.
- 41:36Speaker 3: She like pops out with and does some weird ship.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Disappeared messy lipstick, which like you're a rocker girl, but like, yeah.
- 41:45Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 41:45Speaker 1: I hope frances Bean also has I hope everybody has
- 41:48Speaker 1: a good therapist, but also rock and roll, you know,
- 41:54Speaker 1: you know, And then Frances Bean just married Tony Hawksn
- 41:58Speaker 1: what what I remember her poor at her not her
- 42:01Speaker 1: poor at poor Frances being her act trying to steal
- 42:03Speaker 1: Kurt's guitar.
- 42:05Speaker 3: Oh shit, oh yes, oh damn. And I also didn't
- 42:09Speaker 3: know that Kelly Osbourne is married to someone in Slipknot.
- 42:12Speaker 2: Well.
- 42:12Speaker 1: They got in the aged at the Black Savage Show,
- 42:16Speaker 1: which how cool for Ozzie, Like he really saw it
- 42:18Speaker 1: all and he was like he.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Said, now, fuk off, he said, fucked a lot of you.
- 42:23Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done with this. Shiit seventy six.
- 42:26Speaker 1: I mean, people die much younger having done much less.
- 42:30Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I mean yeah, it's like you said,
- 42:32Speaker 3: he's a medical miracle.
- 42:34Speaker 2: He's a medical marvel.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:36Speaker 2: And he's the real motherfucker that ever lived.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to them.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Okay, So my last two are kind of tied in
- 42:42Speaker 1: together as well. So just first part of this is cows,
- 42:50Speaker 1: got it, got it period.
- 42:53Speaker 2: Cows are my favorite animal. I don't know.
- 42:56Speaker 1: I think that when I was very young, I was
- 42:58Speaker 1: at theater camp, which is this is a very key
- 43:00Speaker 1: own story.
- 43:00Speaker 2: But there's a really cool older girl who.
- 43:02Speaker 1: Liked cows, I think, and I was just like, let
- 43:04Speaker 1: me check out cows because.
- 43:06Speaker 2: She's super cool e she and she likes well.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Then I started looking into them and like, they're just
- 43:12Speaker 1: misunderstood little creatures. They're not just here for meat and milk.
- 43:16Speaker 2: Okay, they are maternal.
- 43:19Speaker 1: They can have best friends, and they can cry when
- 43:21Speaker 1: they're separated. They are sweet, and they are very smart.
- 43:26Speaker 1: The smaller ones. I don't see any difference between them
- 43:28Speaker 1: and dogs of them, like they can't really, I don't know.
- 43:30Speaker 2: I just I love me some cows.
- 43:32Speaker 1: From that point on, I was like, we're done eating
- 43:34Speaker 1: beef and we're everything's cowprint. I just I don't know
- 43:37Speaker 1: whatever I decided when I was very little they were
- 43:39Speaker 1: my favorite animal, and now I kind of kind of
- 43:41Speaker 1: bothers me that they've become like mainstream and now everyone's like, oh,
- 43:44Speaker 1: you love.
- 43:45Speaker 2: You know whatever.
- 43:46Speaker 1: But anyways, so one of our coworkers for my birthday
- 43:50Speaker 1: one year got me one of my favorite gifts I've ever.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Gotten, and it was cow cuddling. Every pot has a lid.
- 43:57Speaker 1: I understand I'm a little out there, but he found
- 44:00Speaker 1: this spot.
- 44:01Speaker 2: And if you are local, you will know where this is.
- 44:04Speaker 2: If not, I see we have some people in the UK. Sorry, yeah,
- 44:08Speaker 2: maybe they have it there, buddy, Hell yeah.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Sorry, but I like fuck a lot of you because
- 44:15Speaker 1: you guys have cows.
- 44:16Speaker 2: You probably don't give a fuck about that.
- 44:18Speaker 1: But that's fine. But I want to shout out Aaron's
- 44:21Speaker 1: farm because that's where he got me this cow cuddling.
- 44:23Speaker 2: It is in Hobart, Indiana.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Hobart, Indiana, and I got there and it was so
- 44:29Speaker 1: much more than I could have ever like wanted, because
- 44:33Speaker 1: not only do they have and I have the exact number,
- 44:35Speaker 1: So not only do they have cows, but they are
- 44:38Speaker 1: home to two hundred and fifty previously abused, handicapped, neglected,
- 44:44Speaker 1: or discarded animals. I met me a big, big, big
- 44:48Speaker 1: pot belly pig. That girl she jumped off the back.
- 44:51Speaker 1: She had a Greek warrior name I can't remember. She
- 44:54Speaker 1: jumped off the back of a slaughder truck and she
- 44:56Speaker 1: made it there. There was a cow that I met
- 44:58Speaker 1: who had breast cancer, couldn't have she's a survivor, she
- 45:01Speaker 1: couldn't have her own, so she adopted another one of
- 45:03Speaker 1: the little cows that I mean.
- 45:05Speaker 2: It was just so.
- 45:05Speaker 1: They had capybaras, which I don't even know if you
- 45:08Speaker 1: know what the hell that is. They had goats, they
- 45:10Speaker 1: had everything, and there really are like they don't turn
- 45:14Speaker 1: like people have dumped like a horse off to them.
- 45:17Speaker 1: You know, it's heartbreaking and they don't turn people away,
- 45:19Speaker 1: which means that they sometimes need a little help. And
- 45:22Speaker 1: obviously they thrive during the summer because outdoors and you know,
- 45:28Speaker 1: kids will come and learn about the animals. They have
- 45:30Speaker 1: a lot of things that they offer r NS Farm,
- 45:34Speaker 1: but during the winter months they want to be able
- 45:36Speaker 1: to and like I said, like it's it's they're a
- 45:39Speaker 1: what is it five oh one to three c Like
- 45:40Speaker 1: it's a charity. So they would like to build a
- 45:44Speaker 1: children's center that kids could go to during the winter
- 45:47Speaker 1: and then also like a bigger barn so that people
- 45:50Speaker 1: can come you know through year year round and see
- 45:53Speaker 1: these rescue animals and that they can keep you know,
- 45:56Speaker 1: taking care of these animals.
- 45:57Speaker 2: So they do amazing work.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Yes, they are a nonprofit animal rescue and sanctuary and
- 46:04Speaker 1: they are having their first ever barn raising gala, which
- 46:08Speaker 1: is a fundraiser for a new barn, like I said,
- 46:10Speaker 1: for their animals and a learning center for kiddos.
- 46:14Speaker 2: If you do want to go, if you're local.
- 46:16Speaker 1: They have food, drinks, entertainment, bit on fun items. We
- 46:19Speaker 1: might donate some tickets and you can literally bid in
- 46:23Speaker 1: an auction on something like two hours of cow cuddling.
- 46:25Speaker 2: So okay, you know, and it was the best thing ever.
- 46:29Speaker 1: The gala, if you want to go, is Saturday, August second.
- 46:32Speaker 1: It is at wild Woods in Hobart.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Have you heard of that? Okay, so wild Woods look
- 46:37Speaker 2: it up or if you.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Want and if you want tickets to that, or if
- 46:40Speaker 1: you just want to donate online or like give something
- 46:42Speaker 1: that you could auction. I'm so sad I can't make it.
- 46:45Speaker 1: They asked me to be a celebrity bartender, which I said,
- 46:47Speaker 1: I am very much higher right and I'd be spilling
- 46:51Speaker 1: shit and everything.
- 46:51Speaker 2: I have not a celebrity, but I really want to
- 46:54Speaker 2: help them out. So you can.
- 46:55Speaker 1: And it's kind of a confusing I can post it
- 46:57Speaker 1: as well. It's kind of a confusing handle. So it's
- 47:00Speaker 1: Aaron's farm e r I n S farm dot home
- 47:04Speaker 1: dot qt e g O dot u S and I
- 47:09Speaker 1: can post it, but it's aaronsfarm dot home dot q
- 47:13Speaker 1: t e g O dot us. If you want to donate,
- 47:16Speaker 1: if you are an animal lover like I am.
- 47:18Speaker 2: They really could use the money.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Or if you want to go and have a fun
- 47:21Speaker 1: night and bid on some really cool things, like they're
- 47:24Speaker 1: gonna have not just the cow cuddling, but a lot
- 47:26Speaker 1: of amazing things you can bid on. So I just
- 47:27Speaker 1: want to shout out to them. They, Aaron especially, is
- 47:32Speaker 1: doing amazing things. And it is August second, that is
- 47:36Speaker 1: a Saturday, so I can't make it. That's uh, we're
- 47:38Speaker 1: working la la and there's a lot going on. But
- 47:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna help in any way that I can. So
- 47:42Speaker 1: shout out to them, shout out to Aaron, and my
- 47:46Speaker 1: crash out is.
- 47:49Speaker 2: And I just realized it before we went live on
- 47:53Speaker 2: the air. We're not live. I love as a reader
- 47:58Speaker 2: and a consumer.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I love a memoir, like give me the fucking tea
- 48:01Speaker 1: like I love a memory.
- 48:03Speaker 2: I actually only really.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Read biographies and autobiographies. It's the kind of reading I prefer.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I don't know why. But on the other hand, and
- 48:13Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Sheena Shay's new memoir from vander Pump.
- 48:15Speaker 1: On the other hand, I'm reading stories at which she's
- 48:18Speaker 1: exposing people like your cheating husband.
- 48:20Speaker 2: You can accept your story whatever, but.
- 48:24Speaker 1: You know, some people don't need to be exposed, like
- 48:27Speaker 1: it's fine, okay, you have a great hit list, but
- 48:31Speaker 1: some of those people are married now, like.
- 48:33Speaker 2: Lauren Conrad's husbands on her like bang list.
- 48:35Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what it's just when he
- 48:38Speaker 1: banged you, like he didn't think it was gonna be
- 48:41Speaker 1: this guy John Mayer will vehemently say that this didn't happen,
- 48:44Speaker 1: and she's like, no, it did, like we had a
- 48:45Speaker 1: threesome on the whole thing, and I believe, like I
- 48:47Speaker 1: believe it.
- 48:47Speaker 2: I don't think John remembers.
- 48:49Speaker 1: It must be awkward for Andy Cohen, who she is,
- 48:51Speaker 1: you know, on in one of his shows. And then
- 48:53Speaker 1: John Mayer is like his best friend maybe more movie
- 48:55Speaker 1: less allegedly. I don't know, but I just I just
- 49:00Speaker 1: read a story again. Tom Sandival deserves to be exposed.
- 49:03Speaker 1: But it was like Tom Sandival was on ecstasy at
- 49:06Speaker 1: our wedding and his eyes were glazed over and he
- 49:07Speaker 1: gave me some. Now, girl, if somebody is a good person,
- 49:10Speaker 1: they just want to give you a little ecstasy. I mean,
- 49:14Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, do we need like it's
- 49:16Speaker 1: just sometimes we do things for people and then I'm
- 49:18Speaker 1: worried about you know, our interns memoir.
- 49:21Speaker 2: We're gonna be a whole chapter of the ship. We
- 49:23Speaker 2: do to We treat her very well, but it's just
- 49:25Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Do
- 49:28Speaker 2: we have to just like expose people left and right?
- 49:31Speaker 1: Like I Sometimes you tell the story and people figure
- 49:33Speaker 1: it out, but nobody's safe.
- 49:36Speaker 3: People are gonna hate you. And I would only want
- 49:39Speaker 3: it if I was dead then let it out, right,
- 49:41Speaker 3: I don't know. You live the rest of your life
- 49:43Speaker 3: and knowing like so many people, right.
- 49:46Speaker 1: It's just like and yes, the childhood stuff, like I'm
- 49:50Speaker 1: all for that, like tell your parents, like listen, you
- 49:52Speaker 1: fuck you fuck me up.
- 49:53Speaker 2: All parents are gonna fuck kids up.
- 49:54Speaker 1: Like you can tell your truth and that's fine and
- 49:56Speaker 1: that might be hard for them to hear.
- 49:59Speaker 2: But anything about your health, that's fine. But it just
- 50:01Speaker 2: really sucks.
- 50:01Speaker 1: It must suck, yeah, for famous people when a memoir
- 50:04Speaker 1: comes out, because they dale just write.
- 50:07Speaker 3: Shit shaking in their boots, right.
- 50:09Speaker 2: So you know it's not really a crash out, but
- 50:11Speaker 2: it's like that must suck. Really.
- 50:12Speaker 1: You know, I just want to give you little drugs
- 50:14Speaker 1: on your wedding, but I'll never get exposed.
- 50:17Speaker 2: I don't think there's much which is good. It's a
- 50:20Speaker 2: good thing. Yeah, it's a very good thing.
- 50:22Speaker 1: I mean you do have a Matt lower lock on
- 50:24Speaker 1: the studio door and hear that you Crosby like that.
- 50:28Speaker 3: Yeah it's normal.
- 50:29Speaker 2: Yeah, what are your last two in your.
- 50:32Speaker 3: So my last one is gonna be Oh I think
- 50:35Speaker 3: I just haven't one.
- 50:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I did four or five.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Yeah. I love Jesse Murvh. I want to talk about her.
- 50:42Speaker 3: So she's like country, I guess question Mark, but she's
- 50:45Speaker 3: only twenty years old. She's killing it. She's already on
- 50:47Speaker 3: her third album. It just came out last week. It's
- 50:49Speaker 3: called Sex Hysteria.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Is it good?
- 50:51Speaker 3: It is good? And the reason why I know that,
- 50:55Speaker 3: like I don't know one of the reasons I don't
- 50:59Speaker 3: like like wop like Megan Trainer, like do you know
- 51:03Speaker 3: what I mean? Like that, But she does it in
- 51:06Speaker 3: a way that makes me like it because it also
- 51:08Speaker 3: has like trap beats under it, so like it may okay,
- 51:12Speaker 3: like okay, I'm getting some rhythm. It's giving me like something,
- 51:15Speaker 3: and the production is really cool, like you could tell
- 51:17Speaker 3: she's really like sort of coming into her own with
- 51:19Speaker 3: like I don't know, different sounds in different ways. She
- 51:22Speaker 3: like does stuff and people are like people are like
- 51:27Speaker 3: talking about her, right, Like the amount of if you
- 51:30Speaker 3: go onto any of her tiktoks, the amount of hate
- 51:33Speaker 3: comments is nuts. Like it's like she'll be teasing a song,
- 51:37Speaker 3: but like keep it, you know, like you keep it unreleased,
- 51:40Speaker 3: like we don't need it. We didn't ask for this,
- 51:42Speaker 3: like whatever. I'm like, but it's good and y'all are
- 51:45Speaker 3: bopp into it, like she has trending songs all the time.
- 51:48Speaker 1: So I'm like, what is she problematic at all? Because
- 51:51Speaker 1: everything I know of her, I fucking like.
- 51:53Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I think like people I don't know, like
- 51:55Speaker 3: people just like I don't know. I think people just
- 51:57Speaker 3: like I think they think that she's like a YouTube kid,
- 52:01Speaker 3: like you know, like an influencer artist that started like
- 52:05Speaker 3: she started like going viral on TikTok for music, and
- 52:09Speaker 3: so I think like she parlayed that almost like an
- 52:11Speaker 3: Addison Ray type of thing, right where like we go
- 52:14Speaker 3: we get really famous or or whatever, right, like however,
- 52:17Speaker 3: you need to do it, like you just do it.
- 52:19Speaker 3: But I love her voice. She's got like it was
- 52:22Speaker 3: that like sort of like a Dolly but like a deeper,
- 52:26Speaker 3: raspy er sort of thing. Yeah, but then when you
- 52:28Speaker 3: put that over like a a hip hop beat, like
- 52:31Speaker 3: it's so cool to me. And she loves rap music
- 52:35Speaker 3: like she loves Gucci Mane. She loves like all of
- 52:38Speaker 3: these rappers. She said her dream clap was a little
- 52:40Speaker 3: baby and she has him on her record. Like so cool.
- 52:44Speaker 3: And she's five to one and she's twenty. I just
- 52:46Speaker 3: like want to like lift her up. I just think
- 52:48Speaker 3: she's like so cool. And she loves Priscilla Presley, so
- 52:50Speaker 3: like this yeah, this era. She's got the big hair
- 52:52Speaker 3: and just like everything is kind of vintage but with
- 52:55Speaker 3: like a cool twist on it. Yeah. And there's a
- 52:58Speaker 3: song on there which like is oh freaking catchy. It's
- 53:00Speaker 3: called Couldn't Be Worse And it's my favorite song on
- 53:05Speaker 3: the album mine. And she has a collab with Sexy Rat,
- 53:09Speaker 3: So I mean, like it couldn't get any much more
- 53:11Speaker 3: that I love of her.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Shout out to Sexy She's on that album. She's on
- 53:16Speaker 1: Bieber's album.
- 53:17Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I talk about her come up right, I
- 53:19Speaker 3: mean she's been putting the work in, but yeah, I
- 53:23Speaker 3: would take a listen to it. It's it's for the
- 53:25Speaker 3: people that like country. You would like it for people
- 53:28Speaker 3: that like a little bit more of like the I
- 53:31Speaker 3: don't even know, like I'm calling it trap country, Like
- 53:34Speaker 3: that is good too.
- 53:35Speaker 2: She gives us country with the h and I'm not
- 53:38Speaker 2: the country. I love her.
- 53:40Speaker 1: I think she's like I think she's very much got
- 53:42Speaker 1: her own style way about her, and I really appreciate
- 53:46Speaker 1: that she does the vintage.
- 53:47Speaker 2: She's doing the vintage thing in a way.
- 53:49Speaker 1: Like you said, that's not annoying a La Lana del Rey, Like,
- 53:53Speaker 1: I feel like there's some people that are just like yeah,
- 53:55Speaker 1: souls and like can pull that off. I think I
- 53:58Speaker 1: like that she's not fitting into a form, especially with
- 54:02Speaker 1: country music. She's so young, like you said, three albums
- 54:06Speaker 1: she's I like to I want to reclaim the word trashy.
- 54:08Speaker 2: Yeah, because I love like I am.
- 54:12Speaker 1: I am, like, I love a trashy chick, but like
- 54:15Speaker 1: trashy in a way that's like it's a positive thing.
- 54:18Speaker 1: Like she's saying about strip clubs. Shout out to my
- 54:21Speaker 1: friend Laurie.
- 54:21Speaker 2: We walked out to Blue Strips at her wedding. It
- 54:24Speaker 2: was fun.
- 54:25Speaker 1: But yeah, I really like what I see from her
- 54:27Speaker 1: and she says it like that music video that she
- 54:29Speaker 1: came out with is about nineteen sixty five and how
- 54:32Speaker 1: things were, and people are mad at her saying talking
- 54:35Speaker 1: about your pushing a right agenda, she said, are y'all stupid?
- 54:39Speaker 1: And I want to ask the same thing, are y'all stupid?
- 54:41Speaker 1: Like I saw it, I very much understood she was
- 54:44Speaker 1: talk it's satire, it's how things.
- 54:46Speaker 2: Were in the sixties.
- 54:47Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Yes, things did used to be that way, and
- 54:52Speaker 1: yes there's a group.
- 54:52Speaker 2: Of people who would like it just still be that way.
- 54:56Speaker 3: Right. She's not saying she wanted to be like this,
- 54:59Speaker 3: She's like she wants someone to love her where it's
- 55:02Speaker 3: like that crazy, but not those specific examples.
- 55:05Speaker 1: And also it's ard it's a song. It's not a
- 55:07Speaker 1: big deal. But the music video I thought was dope.
- 55:09Speaker 1: I loved it, and everyone's like, oh, there's a sex
- 55:11Speaker 1: say and whatever. Like you guys, then maybe it's not
- 55:14Speaker 1: for you. And I when everyone says no one cares whatever,
- 55:17Speaker 1: how about it's not for you and you just scroll right,
- 55:21Speaker 1: So shout out to Jesse Murph.
- 55:22Speaker 2: You're right.
- 55:22Speaker 3: I like her. Yeah, And if you don't like it,
- 55:25Speaker 3: then stop buying tickets because I couldn't even get ticket
- 55:27Speaker 3: store air Guns show because I sold out in second
- 55:29Speaker 3: So how are you getting that much hate comments and
- 55:31Speaker 3: you're selling out venues like bitch, come on to you.
- 55:36Speaker 3: So yeah, sexysterious the album. Check it out. There's also
- 55:38Speaker 3: a song on there called Heroin that is like really good.
- 55:39Speaker 3: It's like wrenching, oh my god. So it's like slow
- 55:42Speaker 3: and she's like wailing. I'm like, oh my god. Okay.
- 55:46Speaker 3: So my crash out is being told to say hi, okay.
- 55:53Speaker 3: And this stems from I'll be at home and I'll
- 55:57Speaker 3: either be done working or I'm like trying to do something,
- 56:01Speaker 3: whether it be laundry or whatever. And Mike always has
- 56:05Speaker 3: people coming to the house, leaving the house visiting like
- 56:08Speaker 3: he's for a man that says he hates people, like
- 56:11Speaker 3: he is the most social motherfucker. So like this like
- 56:14Speaker 3: literally lying, there's always people. His friends are coming the
- 56:17Speaker 3: neighbor like whatever, right, so this family rolls up. He's
- 56:23Speaker 3: friends with the dad whatever. They want to come see
- 56:25Speaker 3: the backyard. We have a pond, like he wants to
- 56:27Speaker 3: come see it. Okay, great, they're out. I see them
- 56:30Speaker 3: pull up through the front window. They go, they're talking
- 56:32Speaker 3: now I know these people, they're fine, We're not friends
- 56:36Speaker 3: like that. So I'm just like I'm gonna stay in
- 56:37Speaker 3: my little ess in side, right, like I'm sure they're
- 56:41Speaker 3: not asking for me, so like I'm just staying inside, right,
- 56:45Speaker 3: And then the door comes up, like Jason, you're gonna
- 56:46Speaker 3: come say hi, as if I'm like a child, and
- 56:49Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I don't want to put pants on
- 56:51Speaker 3: and go out there and say hi. Like if I
- 56:53Speaker 3: wanted to, I would write like you don't need to
- 56:57Speaker 3: tell me to come and say hi. I would do
- 57:02Speaker 3: it on my own accord if I felt the need
- 57:05Speaker 3: to write like, yeah, sometimes I don't need to talk
- 57:08Speaker 3: to people. And then I walked out there and I
- 57:10Speaker 3: talked to them and it was pleasant and it was fine.
- 57:12Speaker 3: But like, you don't need.
- 57:14Speaker 2: To do that, are you? Do you consider yourself an extrovert?
- 57:17Speaker 3: You do?
- 57:18Speaker 2: Right?
- 57:21Speaker 1: Like take please, take out like this life and this
- 57:24Speaker 1: job and stuff like take like did you used to
- 57:27Speaker 1: be more social? Okay, Okay, here's my test for everybody.
- 57:31Speaker 2: Okay, take out work and everything. If you had in
- 57:36Speaker 2: your past life or have a problem, are you dealing
- 57:39Speaker 2: with it alone or are you calling someone?
- 57:42Speaker 3: Probably calling somebody Okay, I think so.
- 57:44Speaker 1: I think that you're probably an extrovert who's been beaten
- 57:47Speaker 1: down a lot by life, because I consider myself a
- 57:53Speaker 1: major extrovert. But here's where I'm going with this. Even
- 57:57Speaker 1: we have our limits, okay. And when you talk for
- 58:01Speaker 1: five hours and then you got a whole nother job, like,
- 58:03Speaker 1: it's just it's a we're out of word. I never
- 58:06Speaker 1: thought i'd be out of words, but I am out
- 58:08Speaker 1: of words. And I feel the same way. My boyfriend
- 58:10Speaker 1: loves a fucking phone call.
- 58:12Speaker 2: And you know how I feel about phone calls.
- 58:14Speaker 1: He loves an unnecessary phone call, Like somebody will text
- 58:16Speaker 1: him and he'll call them, which I think he should
- 58:18Speaker 1: be like arrested.
- 58:20Speaker 2: But we'll be like I'll finally get on the couch,
- 58:23Speaker 2: I'll get my you know. Oh it's elite.
- 58:25Speaker 1: When you have your food and you have something, you're
- 58:27Speaker 1: gonna press play And he's like, let's call so and
- 58:29Speaker 1: so and do whatever. And then I'm, you know, the
- 58:31Speaker 1: big bad witch who like wants to go to the
- 58:33Speaker 1: other room.
- 58:34Speaker 2: Like I just I don't have it. I don't want
- 58:36Speaker 2: to talk on the phone anymore. I am talked out.
- 58:38Speaker 2: I don't have it anymore. I don't. I too don't
- 58:41Speaker 2: want to say hi.
- 58:41Speaker 1: I don't tell him I'm on speaker, don't even tell
- 58:43Speaker 1: him I'm there. You never met me, you've never heard
- 58:46Speaker 1: of me, And it could be people that I know
- 58:48Speaker 1: and love, Like it has nothing to do.
- 58:50Speaker 3: With oh, yeah, to do with it's clearly situational, like
- 58:53Speaker 3: I just don't.
- 58:54Speaker 2: I don't.
- 58:55Speaker 1: And so we're about to sit and watch something. Let's
- 58:57Speaker 1: let's call someone no, and then he won't go in
- 59:01Speaker 1: another room or we're calling and we're on speaker in
- 59:04Speaker 1: the living room and I'm like sitting there in my
- 59:06Speaker 1: food like like I'm a bitch, but.
- 59:08Speaker 2: I just like, brother, yeah, I just.
- 59:12Speaker 3: I'm never rarely by myself, right, and so like where
- 59:17Speaker 3: I don't have to talk to somebody or get ready
- 59:19Speaker 3: to talk to somebody or like whatever. But where I
- 59:22Speaker 3: get confused about the extrovert introvert thing is can you
- 59:26Speaker 3: be an extrovert with like severe social anxiety? Because I
- 59:30Speaker 3: feel like situations where I have to be social give
- 59:32Speaker 3: me so much anxiety. But then when I'm in them,
- 59:36Speaker 3: Mike always says, like you could just talk to anybody.
- 59:38Speaker 3: I'm like, no, you can talk to anybody else?
- 59:40Speaker 2: Can I do think you just have anxiety.
- 59:44Speaker 1: And I think you and I like with anxiety, worry
- 59:46Speaker 1: about like we have pee anxiety. For example, So you've
- 59:49Speaker 1: been going to a party and you didn't want to
- 59:51Speaker 1: pee the second you walked in, so you peeded a
- 59:52Speaker 1: gas season before.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Like that's something I would do.
- 59:55Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and I too don't want to talk
- 59:58Speaker 1: to certain people, Like it doesn't mean you want to
- 59:59Speaker 1: talk to everyone, yeah, but.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: I think it does mean that you can.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: There are people that can feel calm and relaxing, like
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: medicine comfortable to you, like if if the vibes are right,
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: like there are times where you're all creat to be.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: In that setting. I think, yeah, So no, I think
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: you can still do both.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: I mean, what's your anxiety over other than like what
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: is like you're just like am I going to say
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: the right thing?
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: Or yeah, Like I don't know. I think like some
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: of it too comes with like being in a this
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: is gonna get way deeper than we probably need to.
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: But like being in a I think being in a
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: non conventional relationship too, because like you never know people
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: are going to react, right, so it's like you brace yourself, right,
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: So I think it's almost like oh, I don't want
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: to do too much or I don't want to say
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: too much or I don't want to whatever. Yeah, because
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: Mike is very closeted, like just like straight presenting like man, right,
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: So it's like when we go into situations, although I
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: don't think he cares, it's always makes me nervous like
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: what do they think? Right?
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: Like?
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: And so that is almost I sort of view every
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: situation through that lens of like, Okay, what situation am
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: I going to be put in? And what are they
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: going to think? And I don't want to say something
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: wrong or like I don't know les whatever. So that's
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: always what I sort of like expect from every situation
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: right where it's probably like ninety nine percent of people
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: don't give a fuck, you know, but it's always like
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: I don't know. It's almost like I don't want to
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: let the guard completely down because I'm like, yeah, what
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: if they Like we encountered someone on Saturday who just
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: doesn't We were at a concert and he just doesn't
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: like gay people. And he was like a friend of me,
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: So we were with like Mike's friend told him and
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: so one of our friends that he was like, oh, yeah,
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: that so and so brother he doesn't like like he
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: doesn't agree with like gay people or whatever. So then
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: me and my friend were like, oh, then we're gonna
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: like gay it up. So we like like like god
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: up and started twerking to the band, like, you know,
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: like just to make him really uncomfy. But like it's
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: just situations like that, Like you never know when you're
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: counter one of those people, you know, homophobe. Right, he
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: was like with someone it was like it was a
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: long story, but like he was with somebody like he
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: wasn't really invited. He was just like with I didn't
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: know him until that.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Well he came with you guys, and he don't learned.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I first of all, I fucking hate that
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: for you. I do think, though I can't relate specifically obviously,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: but I think that that part of you is the
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: empathic part of you because I was told, like by
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: a therapist, like you have to feel two reactions.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Or maybe it was mistake mackays, someone told me like
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: when you're.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: Empathic, you you feel people reacting to yourself or the situation.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: So you feel it twice, like you're reacting to this situation.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: And then if something happens, you feel people's reaction to it,
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: so like I don't know, Like I just feel things doubly,
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: so like I know if I know something I'm doing saying, thinking,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: or a situation is gonna be tough for certain people
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: to handle or whatever, Like I feel it twice, like
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: I feel it from you when reacting to me, and
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: then it changes the way that I act because then
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: I can feel you, Like if I'm in a room
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: and some chick is like giving me eyes or giving
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: me like I can feel it, it's going to change
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: the way that I like because you feel it physically.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: So I think it's probably that, and I think I
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: hate that.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: I hate that, but.
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I don't know. But don't let me
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: just be in my alone.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: It is giving very much like father's son, Like it
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: is like go give you know, Uncle George a kiss.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: I don't want to George.
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: Is creepy relationship that are like this is weird.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: Say hi, and you're like playing with your trial like
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: they're like, we don't need you.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: I mean, it's not about you, but it's like we
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: don't need that. They can come out like they don't
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: want it either because they're like he's inside doing something.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: We just want to see the pond, you know.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Well next week is Laala week. Are we
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: going to be able to fuck?
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna make it.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: We're gonna make it work because.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: Somehow, yeah, you will promise. Yeah, Okay, Tuesday, I have
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: to go for an EKG. Have you ever had one?
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: Yes? Why are you getting an EKG?
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: Because I have to have surgery in September? Yes, and
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: I guess you have to have an EKG prior to.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: For that specific surgery for your knee surgery. Yeah, that's wild.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that measure? Like my heart's your heart?
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: I've done an at home one. Are you just doing
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: one where you get on the treadmill and then like
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: they tell you to go there.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to wear one for a little while,
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: like literally like strapped to me because like it turns out,
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: I'm just really fucking anxious, but like for it's in
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: my heart very badly. But you'll be fine. I mean
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: I think your heart's that's that's a fun fact. But yes,
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: you guys, he has to get surgery. But we will
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: talk about that another.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: Time, and we will see you. We will see you
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: next week. I promise yes. Bye.