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Phone Tap: Alan and the Halloween Rave · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: I just googled what are the most dangerous things.
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  Speaker 3: In the world?
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  Speaker 2: Shockingly, it's not sharks or cobras or Alexis behind the wheel?
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  Speaker 3: Were you on Google?
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  Speaker 4: Could have been a Wikipedia.
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  Speaker 2: The correct answer is actually senior citizens on Facebook, especially
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  Speaker 2: when they're named Alan Winter. Today, Alan needs help getting
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  Speaker 2: ready for a big Halloween event he's.
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  Speaker 3: Going to be attending.
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  Speaker 2: You'll find out exactly what it is and why it's
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  Speaker 2: so awkward in your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Is this the costume store?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: It is. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Alan Win to your bottom? Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 3: eighty nine years young.
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  Speaker 4: That's wonderful. What do you need? How can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 3: You've asked that like four or five times for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't get stuff done as quickly as
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  Speaker 3: I used to, So you just, you know, get off
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  Speaker 3: my back for a second.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you called the store and I just I'm
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  Speaker 4: just trying.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're nagging me like my ex wife used to do. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to call you because I need assistance here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get a costume for a party there.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, now we're getting someplace. Do you have anything particular
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  Speaker 5: in mind, because it is almost the end of the
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  Speaker 5: season and there's not much less to choose from.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, let me just tell you about the scenario.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'm in. I logged onto the Facebook. You know th.
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  Speaker 4: If a CEP, I know it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was on there and I signed up
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  Speaker 3: for something. It is called the Grave Rave.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I've never heard of it me either.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be a discount on coffins,
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  Speaker 3: but it turns out it's some type of you know,
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  Speaker 3: Halloween glowstick bang fest for young people, and I decided, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I want in on that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to help you find a costume.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. Have you been to one of these Halloween bang
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  Speaker 3: fest before? Because I've never been to one. I want
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  Speaker 3: to make sure I'm dressed appropriately.
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard of it. I'm not really sure what
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  Speaker 4: you're talking about. What do you want? No, I have it,
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  Speaker 4: but what kind of costumes you're looking for? What do
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  Speaker 4: you want to dress up at?
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  Speaker 3: Just shut your mouth mouth their first second, it's you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's a rave party.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like you're yammering, and then I can't
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  Speaker 3: get worded. I'm trying to tell you what I'm what
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing. I'm trying. I'm trying to get some action.
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  Speaker 4: No, because you know what, I'm trying to help you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how long I have left, So I go,
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  Speaker 3: I want to go out with the bank at bang fits.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know, score me acutie. So I
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  Speaker 3: need to what were your two top sexiest options that
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  Speaker 3: I'll that I'll make the ladies go oh yaosa.
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  Speaker 4: Okay that this is like cheetering on the edge of
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  Speaker 4: inappropriate and.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just trying to keep it real.
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  Speaker 4: I know that you're trying to be young and the
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  Speaker 4: feel good, but.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not your your average senior. I'm like a
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  Speaker 3: regular Clark Gable.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that that's a reference.
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  Speaker 3: Not a lot of people know this, but America wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have herpes if not for him. He brought it back
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  Speaker 3: over from Italy. Okay, so what what costume should I
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  Speaker 3: should I wear to really bring you out the sexy
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  Speaker 3: and me?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, we have some kind of like hunky cowboy costume.
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  Speaker 4: Option.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I like that because I'm already bowlegged?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: You would you would you like that if I came
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  Speaker 3: up to you and make No, you don't straddle up
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  Speaker 3: to you and say.
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  Speaker 4: Hey there, Yeah, you cannot call here and be inappropriate.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're getting you're getting a little hot, aren't you know?
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  Speaker 4: We have to be here because I there's nothing for you. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: This was undertand least helpful phone call that I've ever
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  Speaker 3: been on before.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost the most rude and like a conversation.
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  Speaker 3: It's almost like it's some sort of prank phone call
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  Speaker 3: or something like that. What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 4: Why did you say that?
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  Speaker 3: Why would I say it? Because I'm on a radio
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  Speaker 3: show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in.
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  Speaker 2: The Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you. Monica,
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  Speaker 2: what it's a joke?
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  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your girlfriend Claire set you up.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I have so many emotions right now.
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  Speaker 3: Is one of them being turned on.
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  Speaker 4: No wake up every morning was phone taps.
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  Speaker 1: Weekday Morning's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning