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Phone Tap: RIP Ears Bro · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: It's happened to millions of people. You meet someone off tender,
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  Speaker 3: schedule a date for the next night, and find out, yikes,
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  Speaker 3: they're a lot different than what you expected them to be.
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  Speaker 3: Most of the time, it's how they look where it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't really match up with their photos. But we're in radio,
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  Speaker 3: so today we're gonna have Jose just do a surfer
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  Speaker 3: Broye voice and pretend to be really into something that
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  Speaker 3: he definitely did not mention on the dating profile.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it. I can call you a babe.
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  Speaker 3: Right, that's a little teaser for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone, jap right now, it's another Mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello sop.
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  Speaker 4: Up, Hello sub girls, Price from Tindertown.
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  Speaker 2: We were chatting last night.
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  Speaker 5: I remember, Sorry I had a different number.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, you're right. That's actually the bench phone number,
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  Speaker 2: the bench phone number.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're off the bench girl. Congrats you're in the
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  Speaker 4: starting lineup now.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even understand that.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say? Don't worry about it. It's whatever. Look,
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  Speaker 4: i'm picking you up tomorrow night. I guess what I'm
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  Speaker 4: picking you up in.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a little hint and see if
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  Speaker 4: you can figure it out.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, is that a motorcycle? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Earth to Julia? Do you hear that? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, it sounds like a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and by that, I mean, oh for two.
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  Speaker 2: Come on here. Look, I'm gonna put my phone up
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  Speaker 2: to the exhaust pipe.
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  Speaker 5: No, you really don't have to off without me.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna take off without me. Rest in peace to ears,
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  Speaker 2: like all the ears everywhere. I literally don't know what
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  Speaker 2: vehicle you're doing, Like why are.
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  Speaker 5: You doing this?
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  Speaker 1: That's enough, Like I'm that's annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get it though? And I said rest in
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  Speaker 2: peace to ears? It's like wow it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was really okay.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't laugh. So, like I'm starting to wonder if
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  Speaker 2: we're on the same page.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. Actually, what you just seem different, like
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  Speaker 5: different than.
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  Speaker 3: How I thought you would be like cooler.
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  Speaker 5: You mean, I just mean like like very different, Like
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  Speaker 5: your tone's just different. This thought.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like, if I'm listening correctly, it's like every
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  Speaker 4: time I read the engine, you're getting a little hot
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  Speaker 4: and I'm I'm distracting if anything.
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  Speaker 2: Put this in your pants.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, dude, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like that pedal is like a feather, you know, take
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  Speaker 2: off at any moment.
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  Speaker 4: This is great, but I gotta I gotta go hold
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  Speaker 4: the phone.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean like literally hold it, don't put it down.
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  Speaker 2: I just like want you to know when we're on
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  Speaker 2: our way to the movies tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, I don't think that's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 4: There's like some fred in the slow lane, you know,
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  Speaker 4: doing the speed limit. I'll lay this on that bad boy.
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  Speaker 2: We're stunting bab.
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  Speaker 1: Bout you feel?
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  Speaker 2: Is it felt?
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  Speaker 1: I honestly think this is a mistake.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be honest with you. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: this is gonna girl.
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  Speaker 2: Say nah, say it ain't so say na right now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say nah. Okay, I'm telling you no.
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  Speaker 4: Fine, if we're not going out, then you're not in
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  Speaker 4: my top five anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Great.
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  Speaker 2: You know who's gonna be upset is Kaylee because she's
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  Speaker 2: now well maybe she's gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 4: She's in the starting five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know your friend Kaylee.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry this is my real voice, by the way, but
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, Kaylee set you up.
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  Speaker 2: For a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not joking. Well I was joking, but now
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is actually Jose for the rashow Brook and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 5: God, you guys got me going. I was spinning out
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  Speaker 5: for a minute, spinning out exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Donuts in studio balk of Love girl.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to cost over.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I got really worried for a minute that
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  Speaker 1: I was actually gonna have to go on a date
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  Speaker 1: with that.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, if I picked you up for the movies, I'd
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  Speaker 4: probably make you drive and I'd sit in the backseat.
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  Speaker 5: Would probably make me pay too.
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  Speaker 2: Actually it's not probably you'd have to pay.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't make a lot of money. Actually I may
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  Speaker 2: need some money for this call.
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties.
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  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,