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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dark Web Fairytales · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Hello. Hey
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  Speaker 1: is this Amber? Yeah? This is Amber. Hey, what's up Amber?
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  Speaker 1: This is Craig. I'm Clarissa's friend. Oh, hey, Craig needs
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  Speaker 1: to meet you. Nice to meet you. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing why? Thanks? Okay, yeah, not too bad? I
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  Speaker 1: mean cool to talk to you. And it's kind of awkward,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Said you and I should get to know
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  Speaker 1: each other and maybe hang out or something. Apparently she
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  Speaker 1: think should be a good match. I guess ye. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking we should, you know, maybe try to
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  Speaker 1: get together sometime. Um yeah, sure sure? Cool? Cool? Well cool? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So what do you do for a living anywhere? If
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  Speaker 1: you get to know you a little bit, I'm a waitress, yeah, server.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Well, I guess if we go out
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  Speaker 1: to dinner, we won't go to your restaurant? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: guess not. Yeah, what do you do? Oh? I'm an author.
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  Speaker 1: I write books, okay, anything I might have read. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe I don't know. You probably
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  Speaker 1: have heard of some of this stuff. I do mostly
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  Speaker 1: children's literature. Oh that's really cool. Yes, it's not. It's
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  Speaker 1: not bad. You know, I do it. I do it
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  Speaker 1: differently than most though, you know, um, like I take
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  Speaker 1: classics and rewrite them. Huh you rewrite classics for kids? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just I sort of tweet them for like the
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  Speaker 1: modern age, you know. Oh okay, Like, like, how so
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  Speaker 1: Charlotte's Web you know that story? Right? Uh? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I'm the one who wrote Charlotte's Dark Web. Um, so,
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  Speaker 1: instead of a girl named Charlotte and a pig named Wilbur,
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  Speaker 1: my book is about a girl named Charlotte who ends
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  Speaker 1: up blackmailing her boss whose name is Wilbur because she
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  Speaker 1: posted a scandless video of him on the dark Internet.
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  Speaker 1: And the book yeah, yeah, they love it. People love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's pretty sordid, but it's getting good reviews. So okay,
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  Speaker 1: I've never never heard of that before. Okay, so maybe
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  Speaker 1: you've heard of this one. Then? You know the book
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  Speaker 1: Where the Wild Things Are? Yeah, I rewrote that one,
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  Speaker 1: but I did Where the Wild Things Are on the Internet.
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  Speaker 1: Where the Wild Things Are on the Internet. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's basically a how to version of finding the Dark
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  Speaker 1: Web and the interesting people who run it. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like Dark Web for dummies. It really don't sound
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  Speaker 1: like kids books. I don't know that I would want
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  Speaker 1: my kids or any yeah in the future. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it came out with mixed reviews when I
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  Speaker 1: started doing this, but people love it, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: it's a new age. Kids need to be aware of
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  Speaker 1: this kind of stuff. So I really don't think this
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  Speaker 1: is good kids. Oh well, you know, I wouldn't judge
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  Speaker 1: too quickly. I've got one that's huge with preteens right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's a take on Alice in Wonderland. It's called Alice
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  Speaker 1: in the Dark Wonderland. Yeah, and my story. It's a
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  Speaker 1: little different though, because in the original the drugs are implied,
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  Speaker 1: and in mine, Alice drops out of community college and
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  Speaker 1: he's just doing a ton of hardcore drugs in her
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  Speaker 1: apartment while she serves the Dark Web. Look, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: an expert, but kids don't want to hear stories about
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  Speaker 1: the dark Web. Oh no, they do. They love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Have you looked into the dark web much. No,
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  Speaker 1: kids don't want the dark Web. They want fairy tales
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  Speaker 1: and princes and princesses and talking animals. Yeah. No, those
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  Speaker 1: are kids in the fifties. Kids nowadays they want dark Web.
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  Speaker 1: They want all the gritty reality of the dark Web.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said you're an author. You're just a
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  Speaker 1: freak who's obsessed with illegal internet activity. Okay, well, now
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  Speaker 1: I have to argue with you on that one. It's
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  Speaker 1: not illegal. If it's on the dark web, you don't
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  Speaker 1: get caught. I think you're a creep. I am not interested.
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  Speaker 1: I am not meeting you in person. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you anymore. Well, we don't have to
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  Speaker 1: meet up in person. We can just meet up on
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  Speaker 1: the dark web. I'll send you a web with the
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  Speaker 1: dark Web. I can't believe Clarissas thought that we were
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  Speaker 1: a good match. I have no idea why she would
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  Speaker 1: make me talk to you. Maybe she thought would be
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  Speaker 1: a good match because you'd answer the phone and i'd
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  Speaker 1: do a prank phone call on you, and then it'd
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  Speaker 1: be awkward, and then you'd goal back at me, and
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  Speaker 1: then I would like trying to come up with other things.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why she would do that.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about. It's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend clarissas set you up. Why it's a joke. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She told me that you haven't been doing very well
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  Speaker 1: in the dating department and wanted to set you up
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  Speaker 1: with a real weirdo. So hi. Oh yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: why dating is not going well. You're not doing enough
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  Speaker 1: of it on the dark web. Oh yeah, dark web eating.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't I think of that.