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- 0:01Speaker 1: And Go, episode twelve of the Top five podcasts.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Wow Wow is right? I am.
- 0:10Speaker 1: The setup's a little different, So I am Kaitlin. I
- 0:12Speaker 1: am sitting next to Jason Brown.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, we are next to each other as if
- 0:17Speaker 3: we were in a restaurant and are sitting in the same.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Booth, same side sitters.
- 0:21Speaker 1: This of course, is a podcast where we pick five
- 0:24Speaker 1: things we're obsessed with because I just always say, oh,
- 0:27Speaker 1: that's in my top five, that's in my top five,
- 0:30Speaker 1: and you know, and on a little negative.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Note, because that's like we're realists. I hate when people
- 0:35Speaker 2: say they're realists. I think it just means pessimists. But
- 0:38Speaker 2: the world is tough.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Am I a realist?
- 0:43Speaker 2: I don't believe.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Like I think if people say they're a realists, they're
- 0:47Speaker 1: just trying to, you know, put lipstick on a pig
- 0:50Speaker 1: and dress up the fact that they're a pessimist.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Because no one.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Ever says I'm a realist, and then it's like, you know,
- 0:56Speaker 1: a positive thing that's said after it, you know what
- 0:58Speaker 1: I mean.
- 1:00Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:00Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's ever said that to me, that
- 1:02Speaker 3: they're realists.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Because people will be like, come, on, isn't the glass
- 1:07Speaker 2: half full?
- 1:07Speaker 1: You know? You know, and people will be like, well,
- 1:09Speaker 1: I'm just a realist, and it's never because they they said,
- 1:12Speaker 1: well maybe it'll turn out great, you know.
- 1:15Speaker 2: But I guess no one's saying that to you.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Yeah, no one says that to me. I just I'm
- 1:19Speaker 3: not a realist. I don't think.
- 1:22Speaker 2: I don't know what you are.
- 1:23Speaker 3: It depends on aist.
- 1:27Speaker 2: On the day, I think maybe, which is fair.
- 1:29Speaker 1: And we must love our listeners because today's day we're
- 1:34Speaker 1: doing this is a little difficult, if we're being completely honest.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Yeah, everything about it is difficult to be honest. What
- 1:40Speaker 3: do you mean, like we're doing to get a day late?
- 1:43Speaker 3: Oh okay, we both just want to die. Okay, we're
- 1:46Speaker 3: doing it in a weird situation and seating order. Okay,
- 1:50Speaker 3: that's difficult.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I mean, well, we're not doing it a
- 1:53Speaker 1: day late because of anything that was difficult. We do apologize.
- 1:56Speaker 1: But Jason was busy getting his first ever beat done
- 2:01Speaker 1: on his face. Yes, do you think got his first
- 2:04Speaker 1: ever makeup done for a photo shoot?
- 2:06Speaker 2: How was that experience for you?
- 2:08Speaker 3: I mean, the makeup artist. I enjoyed Lauren and her
- 2:10Speaker 3: company like I'd kick it with her, but I couldn't
- 2:14Speaker 3: wait for it to come off. I felt really not dirty.
- 2:21Speaker 3: I just liked there was shit on my face because
- 2:23Speaker 3: like there was, right, mm hmm yeah, I wanted to.
- 2:27Speaker 3: I wanted to scrub it off real bad.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Mm hmmm yeah, And I did. You did well, but not.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Before I went to the grocery store.
- 2:36Speaker 2: You did.
- 2:37Speaker 3: I did because I was like, okay, I'm.
- 2:39Speaker 2: The you guys will have to up post a video
- 2:43Speaker 2: of the experience. It was.
- 2:45Speaker 1: His makeup was done for a photo shoot, so it's
- 2:48Speaker 1: very different makeup than well.
- 2:50Speaker 2: First of all, he doesn't wear makeup, so that it.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Was very different than my normal makeup routine.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Right, But it wasn't a no makeup makeup look because
- 2:59Speaker 1: it had to show up well on camera.
- 3:01Speaker 2: And there's different makeup.
- 3:03Speaker 1: There's like stage makeup, there's photo shoot makeup. There's bridle makeup,
- 3:08Speaker 1: which is you got to mix both. There's a natural,
- 3:10Speaker 1: no makeup makeup look. There's a whole thing. And so
- 3:14Speaker 1: looking at you was a little alarming because I'm not
- 3:16Speaker 1: used to you wearing makeup. So the thought of you
- 3:19Speaker 1: at the grocery store just like being your normal.
- 3:21Speaker 3: Self in me because I was like, wait, I feel
- 3:24Speaker 3: like I need to like take a full shower, yeah,
- 3:27Speaker 3: to like really be able to scrub and get it
- 3:29Speaker 3: off like I feel like a sink moment. Yeah, wouldn't
- 3:32Speaker 3: really work for this situation. And so I'm like Okay.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Then I was like weighing my options and I was like, okay,
- 3:39Speaker 3: I have to go to the grocery store. So am
- 3:41Speaker 3: I gonna go home, shower, then go to the grocery store? No,
- 3:46Speaker 3: then come home and go to bed Like that just
- 3:47Speaker 3: seems out of order to me, right. Plus I also
- 3:50Speaker 3: had to take my hot girl walk last night, so
- 3:52Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not gonna shower then go for a walk,
- 3:54Speaker 3: then get into bed.
- 3:55Speaker 2: You walked in the makeup too?
- 3:56Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, wait, yeah I did. I did,
- 3:59Speaker 3: actually because I when I got over my walk. Yeah,
- 4:01Speaker 3: so I went to the grocery store. Did that?
- 4:05Speaker 2: You took meetings in your making, Yeah, and you saw it.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Maybe people might I.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Should have just left my camera off, Like why am?
- 4:12Speaker 3: I told you too?
- 4:13Speaker 1: And you were like other people have their camera on, Jason,
- 4:16Speaker 1: It's okay if you were at a photo shoot for
- 4:19Speaker 1: your job, your other job, and have makeup on for
- 4:22Speaker 1: that photo shoot, it's okay for you to not turn
- 4:24Speaker 1: your camera on.
- 4:25Speaker 3: And looking back, I played myself with that because I
- 4:28Speaker 3: get you know, like this was the first time that
- 4:32Speaker 3: I could tell that I was on the opposite side
- 4:34Speaker 3: of this. But like if you're if you have ever
- 4:36Speaker 3: taken zoom calls as part of your profession, most of
- 4:40Speaker 3: the time, I want to say, seventy five percent of
- 4:42Speaker 3: the time when you're on these calls, there are side
- 4:44Speaker 3: conversations happening.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Right.
- 4:46Speaker 3: You're either you get text or team's message or something.
- 4:51Speaker 3: People are talking to shit, right, And I get on
- 4:54Speaker 3: this call late looking like I.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Did, because you were getting your make up done.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then halfway through, not even halfway.
- 5:07Speaker 3: I noticed it. Halfway through. It probably was happening since
- 5:11Speaker 3: the minute I turned the camera on. There are flashes
- 5:14Speaker 3: going off, so like it looks like I'm in the club,
- 5:17Speaker 3: like with strokes.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and I look like how.
- 5:20Speaker 3: I looked, and I could just tell like people were
- 5:25Speaker 3: doing the thing where they like look at their phone
- 5:28Speaker 3: or they look down and they're like look at the camera, laugh,
- 5:31Speaker 3: look back down. I'm like, oh my god, they're all
- 5:33Speaker 3: messaging about me.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Couldn't you have like made a joke like you guys,
- 5:38Speaker 1: I were at this photo shoot, like I have makeup on.
- 5:41Speaker 3: I did for the second call. The first call was
- 5:43Speaker 3: like with important people that aren't normally important people that
- 5:48Speaker 3: aren't normally in my circle, do they know that.
- 5:52Speaker 2: You don't normally wear makeup?
- 5:53Speaker 3: Yeah, they've seen me enough to know I don't look
- 5:55Speaker 3: like that.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Okay, that's the problem. So scants up picturing.
- 6:01Speaker 3: Oh my god. I really played myself like, oh my god.
- 6:05Speaker 3: And then for the second call, I was late because
- 6:08Speaker 3: we literally had to get up and take photos. So
- 6:10Speaker 3: I texted like the leader and I was like, hey,
- 6:14Speaker 3: I'm I don't know if able to jump on this one.
- 6:17Speaker 3: I met a photo shoot, which is why I have
- 6:19Speaker 3: a full beat on right like whatever, And so she responded,
- 6:27Speaker 3: oh you look great, like no worries, right, So that
- 6:30Speaker 3: I get on the call and she was like, oh,
- 6:31Speaker 3: we were just talking about how great you looked. I'm like,
- 6:34Speaker 3: you guys are so talking shit about.
- 6:38Speaker 1: They were talking they were talking shit and you while
- 6:42Speaker 1: you support a lot of makeup videos, yeah.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Even slang makeup.
- 6:47Speaker 1: You even have and this is another crazy story, but
- 6:51Speaker 1: you even have a certificate a lah makeup by Mario
- 6:56Speaker 1: that says you are a Muay and even with all
- 7:00Speaker 1: of that aside, you are not a man who wears makeup.
- 7:04Speaker 3: No, I do not wear makeup. I do not even
- 7:06Speaker 3: wear like I know, like men that wear foundation to
- 7:09Speaker 3: cover up like scarring or acting or whatever. I don't
- 7:12Speaker 3: even do that. Like I am just very bare face
- 7:15Speaker 3: to the point where like I was in my head,
- 7:18Speaker 3: I was like when I was talking to our makeup artist,
- 7:20Speaker 3: I was like, in my head, I'm like, I am
- 7:24Speaker 3: very insecure about like the circles and the bags under
- 7:27Speaker 3: my eyes because I don't sleep right and they recently
- 7:30Speaker 3: have been really bad, and I'm like, okay, if we
- 7:32Speaker 3: could just do something to like cover that up. But
- 7:34Speaker 3: I didn't actually have the forethought to think, like what
- 7:38Speaker 3: am I gonna look like without circles and bags around
- 7:41Speaker 3: my eyes? Because I don't know who that person is,
- 7:44Speaker 3: because that person has never existed, Like I just look
- 7:48Speaker 3: like this, which is tired all the time. I don't
- 7:52Speaker 3: know what not tired Jason looks like. So that's why
- 7:56Speaker 3: I kept like looking at myself like oh my god.
- 8:00Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, maybe I don't like it,
- 8:04Speaker 3: Like this is the other option maybe I don't like it.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Again, it wasn't for like just sitting around hanging.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't like going out, no, no anywhere, even
- 8:17Speaker 3: though I did go shopping.
- 8:18Speaker 2: Yeah, that is hysterical.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Just imagine if you knew me being at the grocery store,
- 8:25Speaker 3: I'd come walking up looking like that.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I just I got alarmed every time I
- 8:31Speaker 2: looked at you.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Not because you didn't have bags on your eyes and
- 8:33Speaker 1: I don't I think you should stop selling yourself short,
- 8:35Speaker 1: but I just could see that my friend was wearing
- 8:38Speaker 1: makeup and he normally doesn't, and it was just I
- 8:40Speaker 1: don't know.
- 8:41Speaker 3: But other coworkers didn't look as drastic as me.
- 8:46Speaker 2: I think they did. I just think you were just
- 8:48Speaker 2: like in your head.
- 8:50Speaker 1: But I could tell all the men involved or wearing makeup,
- 8:54Speaker 1: and it was very different from me to experience.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:59Speaker 3: So I mean, but at least I did it right,
- 9:03Speaker 3: and now I know that I don't want to do
- 9:05Speaker 3: it anymore. Yeah, until the next time we never live
- 9:09Speaker 3: to a photo shoot, which is hopefully a decade from now.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Okay, so you're going to stick to just.
- 9:14Speaker 3: Not Yeah, I'm facing Yeah, I'm doing the Pamela Anderson,
- 9:18Speaker 3: you do so natural.
- 9:20Speaker 1: You definitely need specific things to get your makeup offs off,
- 9:23Speaker 1: so it's not just going to be your normal, you know.
- 9:25Speaker 3: That's what I was worried about it. I was like,
- 9:27Speaker 3: how am I going to make sure that this gets off?
- 9:29Speaker 3: Because I got in the shower. I have a mirror
- 9:31Speaker 3: in the shower obviously, so I was like, crap. So
- 9:36Speaker 3: I like took my I use a loofa and I
- 9:39Speaker 3: like scraped because I figured like that would be able
- 9:43Speaker 3: to get into crevices.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Okay, right, I could have just you know, given you something.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, and I literally thought I was dying,
- 9:49Speaker 3: Like I was like water boarding myself.
- 9:53Speaker 2: You should have got at the grocery store.
- 9:56Speaker 3: I should have. I didn't even have the fourth I was.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Just I just I don't know. I'll post it.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I'll do a little timeline of events because I did
- 10:08Speaker 1: try to joke with you before the makeup too, to
- 10:10Speaker 1: just I don't know.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I was feeling silly. Can I go first in my
- 10:13Speaker 2: top five?
- 10:14Speaker 1: Then?
- 10:14Speaker 2: Because it's a transit? Oh oh that's a hard work.
- 10:18Speaker 2: It's a I am transformer. It's a transition.
- 10:23Speaker 1: It's a good transition that I just screwed up from
- 10:26Speaker 1: what we're talking.
- 10:26Speaker 2: Are you ready? I just I want to shout out
- 10:28Speaker 2: my makeup artist, Lauren. I want to She's got to
- 10:31Speaker 2: be in my top five.
- 10:33Speaker 1: She goes by l G Makeup Tans on Instagram. She
- 10:37Speaker 1: does do spray tans as well. She sprayed me for
- 10:40Speaker 1: the photo shoot. She did an amazing job. Because I
- 10:43Speaker 1: am beefing with my old place.
- 10:44Speaker 2: We are done. I was willing to, you know, I
- 10:48Speaker 2: was proving a point.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys areli Yeah.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Again, It's like it may look one way, but in
- 10:55Speaker 1: photos it just looks better.
- 10:56Speaker 2: We live in the Midwest. I was c through. She
- 11:00Speaker 2: did my tand to she actually does both.
- 11:02Speaker 3: So I mean she she sprayed me by hand.
- 11:06Speaker 1: If you go somewhere and you're naked and someone's doing
- 11:08Speaker 1: any any.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Rubbing on you leave, you're being assaulted. No one's rubbing anything.
- 11:18Speaker 1: She's sprayed me. She sprayed me by hand. No, I mean,
- 11:22Speaker 1: it wouldn't be assault. I were friends at this point.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about on Okay, you're getting it all confused.
- 11:30Speaker 1: So she she there are spray tan machines, which I
- 11:34Speaker 1: will never do again.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Those are no like you go into a machine ods. Yeah,
- 11:40Speaker 2: have you seen those ever?
- 11:41Speaker 3: I think so.
- 11:42Speaker 2: So those were big and like the early two thousands.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Well those okay.
- 11:49Speaker 1: So there are machines that are like out a place
- 11:51Speaker 1: that stay still and you go in them by yourself,
- 11:54Speaker 1: and those are very difficult to make your tan because
- 11:56Speaker 1: you have to turn and turn your head.
- 11:57Speaker 3: And there's a big opportunity to be an even there is.
- 12:01Speaker 1: There's a hysterical Friend's episode where Ross goes and wants
- 12:06Speaker 1: a tan but he can't follow the instructions because he's
- 12:08Speaker 1: counting wrong, and so his whole front.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Get there someone there to like help you or no,
- 12:12Speaker 3: it's just there like self service.
- 12:13Speaker 2: They tell you, but it's like cheaper, so it's self service.
- 12:16Speaker 1: It's like it tells you count you down when the
- 12:18Speaker 1: three you know, three two one, So I'm bryce you
- 12:22Speaker 1: don't know because you sit next to me and I'm
- 12:23Speaker 1: often getting a spray hand. Well that's good, that's good.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I think it smells like and every place uses a
- 12:30Speaker 1: different solution. You can't get really away from the smell.
- 12:33Speaker 1: I think it smells like a mix of like boh,
- 12:39Speaker 1: maybe sunscreen and not like chemically, no, not chemically at all,
- 12:45Speaker 1: which is good. There's some that are pretty natural, but no,
- 12:49Speaker 1: so she also does spray tands along with makeup, and
- 12:51Speaker 1: I'm beefing with my old plays, so I went to her.
- 12:53Speaker 1: She sprays by hand, so that is even better for
- 12:57Speaker 1: you to do in terms of how you want it
- 12:59Speaker 1: to look.
- 13:00Speaker 2: You want it to look natural.
- 13:01Speaker 1: So she uses a tool that sprays, so she's using her.
- 13:05Speaker 3: She can make adjustments if you missed a spot.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Yeah, well, to get technical, like, the tan itself takes
- 13:12Speaker 1: hours to develop, so they need The reason that we
- 13:16Speaker 1: look so double tan before we shower is because they
- 13:19Speaker 1: need bronze, right, it's giving tan, mom, They need bronzer
- 13:23Speaker 1: in the spray to figure out where.
- 13:26Speaker 2: They're spraying it. Oh, because the actual tan is doesn't develop.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Yeah, so it takes hours to develop.
- 13:32Speaker 1: It develops over time, which is why we have to
- 13:34Speaker 1: be stingy or you know, very tan, just like oh yeah,
- 13:39Speaker 1: that's why when you say the airport's a horny place,
- 13:41Speaker 1: like I always smell like shit and I look way
- 13:43Speaker 1: too tann for myself because I haven't. I don't want
- 13:45Speaker 1: to shower before getting on the flight because I'm just
- 13:47Speaker 1: gonna shower again. So so yeah, so she sprays me
- 13:50Speaker 1: by hand. But what you saw at the photo shoot
- 13:53Speaker 1: when she was doing my makeup is I had what
- 13:56Speaker 1: I was calling my Angelina Joe Lee leg If you
- 13:59Speaker 1: remember on the Red Carpet, she was very famous for
- 14:01Speaker 1: just like pointing her skinny leg. Don't I'm not saying
- 14:04Speaker 1: I have legs like her, but out of a dress.
- 14:06Speaker 1: It was a very high slit and the kind.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Of the legs right with the sparkles.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Jason, do you know I've had a very hard couple
- 14:20Speaker 1: of weeks and at this point, as Ross would say
- 14:24Speaker 1: from friends again, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight
- 14:28Speaker 1: and things are not buttoning, things are not snapping, things
- 14:31Speaker 1: are not looking good.
- 14:32Speaker 2: I did bring a very.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Casual it looked great.
- 14:36Speaker 2: No I didn't. I had my leg out.
- 14:38Speaker 1: My mother blessed me with chicken legs, so my legs
- 14:41Speaker 1: think goodness.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Pretty much stay the same. I mean my thighs touched together.
- 14:46Speaker 1: A little more when we're carrying a little more weight,
- 14:48Speaker 1: but't have my.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Whole body out. I had my leg out. Anyways, what you.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Saw was I said to her, do you have any
- 14:57Speaker 1: body makeup?
- 14:58Speaker 2: Can we get some? You know, oil this leg? You
- 15:01Speaker 2: know this leg up lub this she only did one.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Well maybe she went over to the other side. It's like,
- 15:06Speaker 1: can you we lube this leg up?
- 15:08Speaker 3: Because to her, she got down there and did the
- 15:10Speaker 3: damn thing she did.
- 15:11Speaker 1: But the day before she was in my asshole, So
- 15:13Speaker 1: I mean it's not really crazy.
- 15:15Speaker 2: You know, I was ass naked.
- 15:18Speaker 1: So again, don't like leave a place if they start
- 15:21Speaker 1: rubbing you, because they should be using a tool for
- 15:24Speaker 1: their unless it's your makeup artist and they are giving
- 15:27Speaker 1: you body makeup.
- 15:28Speaker 2: But anyways, she's insanely talented. I have been going to
- 15:31Speaker 2: her for years.
- 15:32Speaker 1: She always crushes it on the makeup, whether I want
- 15:34Speaker 1: to do something fun, something crazy, and I just like
- 15:37Speaker 1: trust her. So I don't really like yesterday I had
- 15:39Speaker 1: no vision. I was like, bitch, just fucking make me
- 15:41Speaker 1: look good.
- 15:42Speaker 2: You just figure it out. I'm tired.
- 15:44Speaker 1: She took away, she took your bags away. She did
- 15:47Speaker 1: My best friend, Tatiana is maternity shoot. I don't know
- 15:50Speaker 1: if you saw though, but and Tatiana is a very
- 15:54Speaker 1: particular in general. However, about her eyeliner. She is known
- 15:59Speaker 1: for her eye. Miss Tatiana can do her eyeliner with
- 16:03Speaker 1: no mirror and she has been doing it. She can
- 16:05Speaker 1: do under she can do, I mean, and she likes
- 16:07Speaker 1: it thick okay, so I had to, you know, say,
- 16:12Speaker 1: and we were worried, can Lauren, you know, figure it out?
- 16:15Speaker 3: No.
- 16:15Speaker 1: I sent her even on her wedding day, I said,
- 16:17Speaker 1: miss Tatiana had eyeliner, let me send you photos, and
- 16:20Speaker 1: she crushed it. And she's just amazing and so talented
- 16:23Speaker 1: and wonderful, and she's always so appreciative if I recommend
- 16:26Speaker 1: people to her, and that's not expected, but she's I
- 16:32Speaker 1: don't know, she's wonderful, and she's become a friend and
- 16:35Speaker 1: I love her so much, and so she's really fun.
- 16:38Speaker 2: She's great.
- 16:39Speaker 1: I would be her friend regardless she's she's a millennials,
- 16:42Speaker 1: loves the early two thousands. Like when I go to
- 16:44Speaker 1: her studio, which I think she's moving, she always has
- 16:47Speaker 1: the early two thousands playlist going.
- 16:49Speaker 2: She's just she's the best physic.
- 16:51Speaker 1: She has multiple she has one yes, Mogil yes, mobile yes,
- 16:57Speaker 1: and I think she's she's in the Gold Coast right now,
- 17:00Speaker 1: but she's moving more towards like the Viagra Triangle, and
- 17:03Speaker 1: then she has one out in the Burbs.
- 17:04Speaker 2: And she is just wonderful.
- 17:05Speaker 1: So Algae makeup tnds, but you know, lover from a
- 17:09Speaker 1: far because I still need to get appointments, you know,
- 17:11Speaker 1: so you know, don't steal her from me next beat.
- 17:14Speaker 3: I got to make sure she's right open but available.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Yeah, she's She's wonderful and talented, and I needed to
- 17:22Speaker 1: make her my number one in.
- 17:23Speaker 3: My top five. So we'll talk about my first one,
- 17:28Speaker 3: which is kind of you did this a couple of
- 17:31Speaker 3: weeks back, but I'm doing a different version of it.
- 17:33Speaker 3: But we're gonna talk about Taylor Swift. Are you ready?
- 17:39Speaker 2: So should have had some warning.
- 17:42Speaker 3: What's what's crazy is her album The Torture Post Apartment
- 17:47Speaker 3: has been out for a year. We celebrate a year
- 17:49Speaker 3: this week, so just follow me along with let a candle. Okay,
- 17:53Speaker 3: we let a candle. We prayed.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Wanted to you my top five and you can debate
- 18:03Speaker 3: this with me. Okay, my top five songs off the
- 18:06Speaker 3: album that weren't follow along, that were not in the
- 18:12Speaker 3: standard set of the ariostours, because I feel like those
- 18:15Speaker 3: are like the best, like the fan favorites, the best
- 18:18Speaker 3: ones like but Dad, I love him, Love that song,
- 18:21Speaker 3: Smallest Man I Ever lived, Love that song, like all
- 18:23Speaker 3: those songs are like they're just like classic, right, but
- 18:26Speaker 3: I wanted to like deep dive, so I excluded those.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Okay, so this is for like, either you like Taylor
- 18:34Speaker 1: and you're a swiftye but you you may want to.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Try to get a little deeper in your swifty dumb.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Even my friend Maddy, who wasn't as swift, he said
- 18:42Speaker 1: she tried out the songs that I said. And so
- 18:45Speaker 1: so if you don't know these, or maybe you just
- 18:48Speaker 1: didn't pay these songs attention when you listen to the album,
- 18:52Speaker 1: because I know it got mixed reviews.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Yeah, well and it's such a long album, so maybe
- 18:56Speaker 3: you were intimidated to dive in and listen to the
- 18:58Speaker 3: whole thing. So okay, there are you know the setlist
- 19:02Speaker 3: we because like she performed Fortnite, she performed I Think,
- 19:08Speaker 3: uh Oh, Who's the Fraid of Little Me? Which is
- 19:11Speaker 3: my all time favorite song of that album. She did
- 19:13Speaker 3: that woe when she was on a little roomba thing
- 19:15Speaker 3: moving around the stage. She did so high school. She
- 19:17Speaker 3: did a lot of like the fan favorites, right, So
- 19:20Speaker 3: that's why I wanted to do ones that are a
- 19:21Speaker 3: little bit deeper. Cuttier from that, cuts from yeah, t
- 19:26Speaker 3: TDep double penetration. So and these are in an order.
- 19:35Speaker 3: Oh okay, we're going from five to one, one being
- 19:39Speaker 3: the best my favorite. Okay, So number five is how
- 19:43Speaker 3: does it end? Okay, like Quintessentials just sad, just really sad.
- 19:49Speaker 3: But when she says say it once again with feeling,
- 19:53Speaker 3: how the death rattle breathing like literally equating a breakup
- 19:58Speaker 3: to like like how people breathe as they're dying is
- 20:04Speaker 3: fucking nuts.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Yes, I think I think I either texted you about
- 20:08Speaker 1: that or something like, just because to even a know
- 20:11Speaker 1: what a death rattle is is like, I'm sorry if
- 20:14Speaker 1: you're in this.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Club, because it's fucked up. I've heard it.
- 20:17Speaker 1: It's like and if you don't know, like there's a
- 20:19Speaker 1: different breath that takes place when somebody is dying, and
- 20:23Speaker 1: so then to a know what that is, but then
- 20:26Speaker 1: be to work it into your lyrics as like this
- 20:29Speaker 1: is the last of our relationship, which people many can
- 20:33Speaker 1: relate to, and are we are gasping for air?
- 20:36Speaker 3: Is nuts?
- 20:37Speaker 1: She should be outrusted nuts and like, can I just
- 20:41Speaker 1: talk about how the song's basically about you know, you're
- 20:46Speaker 1: in this public you're in the public eye but your relationship.
- 20:50Speaker 1: She and Joe chose to keep their relationship really private.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Whether that be his call, I know he's private. But
- 20:56Speaker 1: also she was coming out of the whole Kim Kanye
- 20:59Speaker 1: thing and she was like, I want to disappear, I
- 21:00Speaker 1: want peace whatever, And you know, covid.
- 21:03Speaker 3: I forgot that long. They were together for a very long.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Time, like I want to say, like six years.
- 21:09Speaker 1: And so when a relationship ends on any level, sometimes
- 21:14Speaker 1: oftentimes there are things you want to keep private, but people,
- 21:19Speaker 1: even when you're not famous, come.
- 21:20Speaker 2: To you like, how did it? How did it end?
- 21:23Speaker 2: Like we want the tea.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Everybody is like minimizing your relationship to just like some gossip,
- 21:28Speaker 1: and it's like super fucking offensive.
- 21:30Speaker 3: Especially so much deeper, and it's just so they can
- 21:32Speaker 3: go and like chat with their cousins.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Yeah, so that that song already is such a powerful, sad,
- 21:42Speaker 1: powerfully powerfully sad song.
- 21:48Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you go back.
- 21:50Speaker 3: To number four Clara Bow and just honestly, the only
- 21:55Speaker 3: reason is because I think it's so introspective and and
- 21:58Speaker 3: she's being so honest. She's basically talking about like I
- 22:01Speaker 3: don't know, like being I guess in a way, being
- 22:03Speaker 3: compared to other artists, but sort of like how that's
- 22:05Speaker 3: always been a thing, but then also like surpassing her
- 22:08Speaker 3: current state and like whoever's next being compared to herself,
- 22:13Speaker 3: and then her singing her own name is fucking insane.
- 22:17Speaker 3: Number three, I can I feel.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Like my commentary, I'm sorry, you're talking about Taylor, So
- 22:21Speaker 2: I don't.
- 22:21Speaker 3: Want to take up too much of my own with
- 22:23Speaker 3: my own stuff.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Oh my god, please take off time, but that I
- 22:26Speaker 2: mean that song.
- 22:28Speaker 1: It's it's interesting to watch her be introspective because she's
- 22:32Speaker 1: never given me like I'm the star, I'm the celebrity whatever.
- 22:36Speaker 1: But she's not stupid and she knows enough to know,
- 22:39Speaker 1: like I'm one of the most famous.
- 22:41Speaker 2: Fucking women in the entire world.
- 22:43Speaker 1: So she's like admitting that, but on a level of
- 22:46Speaker 1: like it almost reminds me of her and that Phoebe
- 22:49Speaker 1: Bridges song of like when they're done with me, you
- 22:52Speaker 1: know who, Like, yeah, you know what I mean. It's
- 22:55Speaker 1: just very much like they're gonna use me and then
- 22:57Speaker 1: there's gonna be some young girl who's gonna hear, oh
- 22:59Speaker 1: my god, you're giving Taylor stuff. She brought up Stevie
- 23:02Speaker 1: Nicks like you know, and Clara Bao is a you know,
- 23:06Speaker 1: a girl from a long time ago that she obviously
- 23:09Speaker 1: did a ton of research on it. I just think
- 23:10Speaker 1: that that song, like the writing on that song is amazing.
- 23:12Speaker 1: I'm agreeing with you, but I had to just chime
- 23:14Speaker 1: in because it's always comparing women.
- 23:17Speaker 3: But she went on a level more, right, and she's like, oh,
- 23:22Speaker 3: you know, uh what is it. She's like, you look
- 23:25Speaker 3: like Taylor Swift, like you've had ed she never did, right,
- 23:29Speaker 3: So she like knows that, like, you know, it's almost
- 23:32Speaker 3: like a look into her knowing what people are saying
- 23:37Speaker 3: about her, right, and she knows crazy, right, you know.
- 23:40Speaker 2: You know, it's that's a whole other thing. But yes,
- 23:43Speaker 2: it is.
- 23:43Speaker 1: That's a great point. It's like, Okay, they they're taking
- 23:47Speaker 1: a dig at me. They couldn't possibly compare this new
- 23:50Speaker 1: artist like to me without taking a dig and trying
- 23:53Speaker 1: to gas this other woman up by putting another woman down.
- 23:56Speaker 1: And she just did the history of comparisons, and I
- 23:59Speaker 1: think it's it's insane writing.
- 24:01Speaker 3: Yeah. Number three is the manuscript, and I really like
- 24:09Speaker 3: slav Is.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Now we're getting high.
- 24:11Speaker 3: Okay, does you need to come in here?
- 24:12Speaker 2: Nope? He just gave me a thumbs up.
- 24:13Speaker 3: Okay.
- 24:14Speaker 2: It's just no matter what room we're in.
- 24:17Speaker 3: People will find us.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Okay.
- 24:19Speaker 3: So the manuscript and really it became one of my
- 24:21Speaker 3: favorites towards the end of the Eras tour because I
- 24:24Speaker 3: was like so obsessed with the fact that that was
- 24:27Speaker 3: going to be one of the last acoustic songs that
- 24:29Speaker 3: she did, and then she did it either the last
- 24:30Speaker 3: show or one of the last shows. But like the
- 24:33Speaker 3: whole end of it is so like I don't know,
- 24:35Speaker 3: it's so like wrapping up of something that's so life changing.
- 24:40Speaker 3: And the way she sort of words it like that
- 24:42Speaker 3: is really cool. And I just love when she sort
- 24:48Speaker 3: of talks about you could tell she's talking about herself,
- 24:52Speaker 3: but she's talking in the third person, which I just
- 24:55Speaker 3: think is a cool way because she leaves it open
- 24:58Speaker 3: to it. Okay, like is this all about her? Or
- 25:03Speaker 3: is some of this fiction? Because if you look at
- 25:05Speaker 3: some of her other projects, she like you know, says
- 25:08Speaker 3: that she's made up stuff, but then there's little nuggets
- 25:10Speaker 3: of like what is true and what's not like throughout
- 25:13Speaker 3: the story. And so that was like a cool continuation
- 25:17Speaker 3: of like an example of like keeping people guessing of like, yeah,
- 25:21Speaker 3: she's talking the third person, but what is she actually
- 25:24Speaker 3: saying is about her? I guess if that makes any sense,
- 25:27Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, you know, it talks about like the
- 25:30Speaker 1: story's not mine anymore, it's all of yours.
- 25:32Speaker 2: Like she writes very notably or everybody knows.
- 25:36Speaker 1: She writes it on her own experiences, which she's gotten
- 25:39Speaker 1: hated on, which I think is insane because she's writing
- 25:42Speaker 1: about things that happened.
- 25:43Speaker 2: To her and she's actually writing her own music.
- 25:45Speaker 1: But yeah, when you post, and I'm pissed you didn't
- 25:47Speaker 1: go viral for that because that was a great call
- 25:50Speaker 1: and you know, it was kind of her being giving
- 25:52Speaker 1: the those experiences away for other people who may need them,
- 25:57Speaker 1: and it was a great call and you were totally
- 25:59Speaker 1: right on that.
- 26:00Speaker 3: Yeah. Number two is I think is a hot take
- 26:03Speaker 3: because I feel like even on like TikTok or like
- 26:06Speaker 3: Swifty Talk or whatever like this, no one talks about
- 26:09Speaker 3: this song, but I look in people's windows, I love
- 26:12Speaker 3: that song is at take It like never is on
- 26:16Speaker 3: anyone's list. But I don't know why I because I
- 26:20Speaker 3: think I like internalize it as like I don't know,
- 26:25Speaker 3: maybe because I feel like, for a lot of different
- 26:27Speaker 3: reasons throughout my life, I've missed things like or experiences
- 26:32Speaker 3: with people, or experience with family or whatever. So it's
- 26:34Speaker 3: almost like I have spent chunks of my life sort
- 26:38Speaker 3: of looking in from the outside, and so like here,
- 26:41Speaker 3: it's such a short song. It's like one and a
- 26:43Speaker 3: half verse with like one chorus in the middle, Like
- 26:45Speaker 3: it's almost like an intro or like a whatever, like
- 26:48Speaker 3: whatever you want to call it. But like, I don't know,
- 26:51Speaker 3: I just think it's it's really it's a cool like
- 26:55Speaker 3: angle to talk about her life, because it's got to
- 26:58Speaker 3: feel like how she feels too, right, like she'd you know, well, actually,
- 27:02Speaker 3: like the song is more about like I guess, low
- 27:05Speaker 3: key stalking, like looking through friends windows just to see
- 27:09Speaker 3: like whatever. But when she talks about like you know,
- 27:14Speaker 3: she's looking at a group of friends and they're having
- 27:16Speaker 3: a holiday party and they're drinking wine, Like that's just
- 27:19Speaker 3: something that like I have never experienced, right, Like I've
- 27:22Speaker 3: always sort of looked at other friend groups celebrating holidays,
- 27:27Speaker 3: for example, whether it be through social media or whatever,
- 27:29Speaker 3: and it's like I've never experienced that, right, Like I've
- 27:33Speaker 3: never had like a group of friends to like celebrate
- 27:36Speaker 3: stuff with as like an example, right, like versus people
- 27:39Speaker 3: that I work with, Right, But like if you're looking
- 27:41Speaker 3: at people like outside of that, like I don't know,
- 27:45Speaker 3: I've always been like I'm friends with this person and
- 27:47Speaker 3: this person and this person, but never together. It makes sense.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Yeah, So I don't know.
- 27:52Speaker 3: It's just like an interesting way to look at like oh,
- 27:54Speaker 3: like like you're looking at situations like that from the outside,
- 27:58Speaker 3: which I just.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Thought was cool, which is insane because like for me
- 28:02Speaker 1: looking at you like you are loved by every single
- 28:05Speaker 1: person I know, Like, there's not much that you can
- 28:06Speaker 1: respond to that, because yeah, you know, you're really know.
- 28:11Speaker 2: But it's true.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Like if you guys don't know Jason, and I'm sure
- 28:15Speaker 1: you can tell, like he's everyone loves him like you
- 28:17Speaker 1: Literally some years are like I don't want to celebrate
- 28:19Speaker 1: my birthday and there's a million people trying to celebrate
- 28:21Speaker 1: your birthday. So it's interesting that you would have that
- 28:23Speaker 1: feeling you are, But I like, I think it's interesting.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I also think it's interesting that like, of course that's
- 28:30Speaker 2: like what her.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Life is now, but her life, if you're a fan,
- 28:34Speaker 1: has always been like that.
- 28:35Speaker 2: And she's always.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Been more of an observer, and she talks about how
- 28:40Speaker 1: weird she was in high school. You know, she literally
- 28:42Speaker 1: had Abigail and like that's like basically it, you know.
- 28:46Speaker 2: But she was always writing.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I mean, she was writing about I can think of
- 28:50Speaker 1: one of my favorite albums, which is just her first
- 28:52Speaker 1: you know a friend who which now I wonder if
- 28:55Speaker 1: the song about the friend with the eating disorder was
- 28:57Speaker 1: about her, but now, I mean that's a whole nother chop.
- 29:00Speaker 1: But just observing she's the cool girl. I actually am
- 29:04Speaker 1: such a stalker that I follow a girl that went
- 29:06Speaker 1: to high school with her, simply because she went to
- 29:08Speaker 1: high school with her. And but she went viral after
- 29:14Speaker 1: the girl's actually very beautiful and we you know, follow
- 29:17Speaker 1: each other on multiple platforms now.
- 29:18Speaker 2: But in her yearbooks, she went viral.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Because Taylor Swift wrote like something to the effect of,
- 29:23Speaker 1: like you're so beautiful, I want your face. It's not
- 29:25Speaker 1: even fair, you know what I mean. Like the Taylor
- 29:27Speaker 1: Swift is like just observing the cool girl.
- 29:30Speaker 2: I don't know whatever.
- 29:30Speaker 1: And she's always sung about feeling left out, being the
- 29:33Speaker 1: odd one, especially when you want to like pursue a
- 29:36Speaker 1: music career or you just you very much are.
- 29:39Speaker 2: And she's such an observer and you know such.
- 29:42Speaker 1: She could be a poet or a writer if she
- 29:45Speaker 1: wasn't a musician.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Her writing is insane.
- 29:47Speaker 1: So I feel like she's always been kind of an observer,
- 29:51Speaker 1: which I can see from you, so I can understand
- 29:54Speaker 1: that I hate that you feel that way, and I
- 29:56Speaker 1: would hope now you know, no matter where you meet
- 29:59Speaker 1: your friends, it doesn't mean they're not friends, like you
- 30:03Speaker 1: always say, like I don't have friends that are like,
- 30:04Speaker 1: it doesn't.
- 30:05Speaker 3: Mean that they're not real. I mean I don't separate
- 30:07Speaker 3: like you know that whatever. I don't separate like other people.
- 30:10Speaker 3: But like I don't know, it's just weird. Like I
- 30:13Speaker 3: feel like even like before I worked here, like I
- 30:17Speaker 3: was just always it was more of like one on
- 30:18Speaker 3: one stuff like I never like maybe like your school
- 30:21Speaker 3: was the last time I think, like I had like
- 30:24Speaker 3: a neighborhood like sort of like yeah, effort of group.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Friendship, right, And you are introspective. You're very introspective. You
- 30:31Speaker 1: are very much an observer. You have a quality of
- 30:34Speaker 1: like thinking before you speak, which I admire because I
- 30:37Speaker 1: don't like I like to be surprised by what's coming
- 30:39Speaker 1: out of my mouth, just like the next person.
- 30:41Speaker 3: So well, I think people take that as like, I
- 30:43Speaker 3: don't know. I've had certain experiences in my life where
- 30:47Speaker 3: like if I don't jump to something right away, like
- 30:51Speaker 3: it's looked at as like either weak or not like whatever.
- 30:55Speaker 3: But I look at it as like I like to
- 30:57Speaker 3: make educated like statements, especially if it's like important things
- 31:03Speaker 3: right like obviously there. I'm also, I think very guilty
- 31:07Speaker 3: of flying off the handle at things, but when it
- 31:10Speaker 3: comes to something that's like important, important, like I like
- 31:13Speaker 3: to like internally deliberate before.
- 31:18Speaker 2: That's correct, doing the correct thing.
- 31:20Speaker 1: I get my fucking I get in so much trouble
- 31:24Speaker 1: just saying stuff just I'm very reactive, like if something
- 31:27Speaker 1: hits me, I react. So and do you think like
- 31:30Speaker 1: growing up, well you've always been gay, but like being gay,
- 31:33Speaker 1: do you think that's like part of it too, because
- 31:35Speaker 1: you're figuring out like where I fit in. I'm observing
- 31:37Speaker 1: how maybe these straight dudes are acting or how you know,
- 31:42Speaker 1: whether it pins hiding or.
- 31:43Speaker 3: Feeling like there's a group that you belong in right
- 31:48Speaker 3: right like, and so it's kind of like, oh, you
- 31:51Speaker 3: take little things from everyone's group, and it's sort of like, oh,
- 31:53Speaker 3: I like this person. You're like you get to cherry
- 31:55Speaker 3: pick to kind of you know, find out who's good
- 31:58Speaker 3: to be close to you like sort of thing.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's more about the writing and the meaning
- 32:03Speaker 1: of the song that it is the I than like
- 32:04Speaker 1: to act.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I always it's kind of like my
- 32:08Speaker 3: obsession with the Archer, Like, yeah, I love her, like
- 32:13Speaker 3: no one likes that song. Like the song. It's not like, oh,
- 32:17Speaker 3: like no one's like writing or not, you know, like
- 32:19Speaker 3: I will like die on that hill, like that's what
- 32:21Speaker 3: It might be one of my favorite songs of all time.
- 32:24Speaker 2: I'd like to hear it live before she.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Cut it right, see, it was meant for me. Sorry,
- 32:29Speaker 3: this is minus. My number one is taking Away Along.
- 32:32Speaker 3: So my top one. My favorite song honestly on the album,
- 32:36Speaker 3: I think might be after Who's Afraid of Little of
- 32:38Speaker 3: Me the Black Dog. I love that song and I
- 32:42Speaker 3: think the favorite my favorite part of the whole song,
- 32:45Speaker 3: and I mean the lyrics are amazing. I love when
- 32:47Speaker 3: she tells a good story, like I love it right,
- 32:49Speaker 3: and I love when she gets like super uber descriptive.
- 32:52Speaker 3: But my favorite part of the whole song is when
- 32:55Speaker 3: she says, like in the chorus, when she's like whatever whatever,
- 32:59Speaker 3: scream and she's not screaming, but there's like screams behind her,
- 33:05Speaker 3: Like she's like scream but there's like like the music
- 33:09Speaker 3: behind her is screaming. But the fact that she's not screaming,
- 33:11Speaker 3: I don't know it like tickles my brain. But that
- 33:15Speaker 3: has always since a minute I heard I was like, wow,
- 33:17Speaker 3: this is one of my favorite songs on the whole album.
- 33:19Speaker 3: So that's why I put that in.
- 33:20Speaker 2: I love that song.
- 33:20Speaker 1: She paints such a picture. You can picture the bar,
- 33:23Speaker 1: you can picture the thing, and I am one of
- 33:25Speaker 1: those people who she brings up. Is it the starting line? Yes, okay,
- 33:28Speaker 1: so that's one of my favorite songs, Like I have
- 33:31Speaker 1: it on playlist, so like I love it, love it,
- 33:33Speaker 1: love it, and very much painting the picture of like
- 33:36Speaker 1: when they play a fucking song at a bar and
- 33:38Speaker 1: I jump up and get all excited, and there's like
- 33:41Speaker 1: someone who doesn't know that song or whatever, or and
- 33:44Speaker 1: she's taking a dig.
- 33:45Speaker 2: You know, she's too young to know that song.
- 33:47Speaker 1: But to even put such a fucking random the starting line,
- 33:51Speaker 1: like you can go through and she could have said bigger,
- 33:55Speaker 1: you know email songs or you know anything, but it's
- 33:58Speaker 1: so on the nose and it's like I have my
- 34:00Speaker 1: little goosebump beats because if you get it, you get it.
- 34:03Speaker 2: And and even just forgot to forgetting to turn off
- 34:05Speaker 2: your location when you share it. For the whole thing,
- 34:09Speaker 2: I can see it. I can picture it.
- 34:10Speaker 1: It's a relatable and just the little touches she does.
- 34:14Speaker 1: That's a great song. That is areat song and it's
- 34:17Speaker 1: a real bar and I think people have gone there
- 34:20Speaker 1: since obviously, like you're welcome.
- 34:22Speaker 2: To the black Dog. Yeah, so yeah, it's a good list.
- 34:26Speaker 2: I think the.
- 34:29Speaker 1: Right the black Dog right, like, I mean, they definitely
- 34:34Speaker 1: need to play into it. I hope there's cocktailer or
- 34:37Speaker 1: it's like two hipster andever they're pissed off. But yeah,
- 34:41Speaker 1: she puts a little even when she this is a
- 34:43Speaker 1: different song, but she talks about you sent me Downtown Lights,
- 34:46Speaker 1: like I didn't know what that I I like didn't
- 34:49Speaker 1: realize that that was an Annie Lennox song.
- 34:51Speaker 2: And yeah, so and.
- 34:55Speaker 1: The reason that, I mean we already knew it was
- 34:56Speaker 1: about Maddy Healy, but I guess recently, he posted to
- 34:59Speaker 1: his Instagram story Annie Lennox Downtown Lights, and so everyone
- 35:04Speaker 1: who didn't realize that was a song because I thought
- 35:07Speaker 1: I didn't know what she was talking about. You sent
- 35:08Speaker 1: me Downtown Lights. I didn't know if that was like
- 35:10Speaker 1: a photo or what. It's a song, And people then
- 35:14Speaker 1: were like, holy shit, it's he must have centered that
- 35:18Speaker 1: song just you know on some like you know when
- 35:20Speaker 1: you first start flirting, shit like, here's a song to musicians.
- 35:23Speaker 1: So I just the little extra shit she puts in
- 35:25Speaker 1: there is amazing.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's my top five Tortured Poets Department. I
- 35:31Speaker 3: guess we call them hot takes. I love it, but
- 35:34Speaker 3: give give the album a chance if you haven't. I
- 35:36Speaker 3: mostly agree it's good.
- 35:37Speaker 2: I mostly agree with your list.
- 35:39Speaker 1: I don't love the sound of I look in people's windows,
- 35:43Speaker 1: but I literally look in people's windows.
- 35:45Speaker 2: I live in a high rise and I love you windows.
- 35:48Speaker 2: Love it like I love it.
- 35:50Speaker 3: And I'm on my walks like I'm looking. Oh I'm
- 35:52Speaker 3: looking really bad.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Oh I'm looking because I.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Judge people to that looking. But people be looking in mind.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Fine, Yeah I don't have dreapes or black yeah this,
- 36:01Speaker 1: yeah you don't. Yeah, but all right, that's a good list.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I just hit myself in the face with them, respect
- 36:08Speaker 1: though in your list, and I just cut you off
- 36:12Speaker 1: on the last thing, and I'm sorry about that.
- 36:14Speaker 2: It's something that I were number two, my number two,
- 36:17Speaker 2: and after this they will be very fast.
- 36:19Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna do just like mushrooms in their entirety,
- 36:24Speaker 1: because listen, mushrooms are also a food, Jason, So I
- 36:27Speaker 1: don't know what you're giggling at mushrooms. I think mushrooms
- 36:32Speaker 1: are magical, just like medicinally. There's a lot of like
- 36:37Speaker 1: nutritional value, but there's also some like fucking magic, like
- 36:41Speaker 1: literal medicinal power that these little things that grow on
- 36:45Speaker 1: shit are capable of. And we just like, I don't know,
- 36:48Speaker 1: I feel like big pharma with all that YadA YadA YadA.
- 36:50Speaker 1: I won't get on my soapbox. However, my friend Maddie,
- 36:53Speaker 1: who I bring up a lot, who is a top.
- 36:55Speaker 1: We love her so much.
- 36:56Speaker 2: She says that she.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Thinks you're hilarious and wants to be one of our friends.
- 37:00Speaker 1: So you can join our group. By the way, but
- 37:03Speaker 1: she has a cabin in Wisconsin, and if you know me,
- 37:07Speaker 1: you know like cabin core. Being in a cabin just
- 37:10Speaker 1: growing up in the Midwest and in Michigan, like everyone
- 37:13Speaker 1: either knew someone or you know someone's grandpa built a
- 37:16Speaker 1: tiny cabin or whatever.
- 37:17Speaker 2: You grew up going to a cabin in northern Michigan.
- 37:19Speaker 1: She has one in Wisconsin, and I have been there
- 37:23Speaker 1: many a times, and there is a farmer's market that
- 37:26Speaker 1: they do there, and her mom told me last time
- 37:30Speaker 1: I was there, like, yeah, there's a mushroom guy. Like,
- 37:32Speaker 1: there's a mushroom mushroom guy that calms and he grows
- 37:35Speaker 1: his on mushrooms. But he also makes like tinctures out
- 37:38Speaker 1: of the mushrooms. Shirts tinctures so like it a tink
- 37:41Speaker 1: shirt is.
- 37:42Speaker 2: He does also have.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Merch He had a bomb ass bomber jacket. A tinc
- 37:46Speaker 1: sure is like something with a dropper in it. It's liquid,
- 37:49Speaker 1: So a tincture is like so he turns them into liquid. Okay,
- 37:54Speaker 1: so you can you can use like a little squeezy thing,
- 37:57Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Yes, So he sells
- 38:00Speaker 1: all kinds of whatever. So I went there to see
- 38:02Speaker 1: this mushroom man. Yeah, so you know, you're totally fine.
- 38:05Speaker 1: And he was a very interesting guy. His company is
- 38:08Speaker 1: called Father's Gift mushroom farm. He only has a Facebook,
- 38:12Speaker 1: which we love, Like I was trying to like post
- 38:14Speaker 1: about him, and he ships everywhere everywhere his product, but
- 38:19Speaker 1: Father's gift mushroom farm is his thing and he's on Facebook.
- 38:23Speaker 2: And so I bought two tinctures from him.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Okay, so each thing has a different a different benefit.
- 38:34Speaker 2: So I and again, like I am not.
- 38:35Speaker 1: A medical professional, do not sue me. But I have
- 38:38Speaker 1: always heard that turkey tail, which is a kind of
- 38:41Speaker 1: mushroom is uh, how would I say, Like, I can't
- 38:46Speaker 1: say it prevents cancer, but it.
- 38:50Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how to say it,
- 38:55Speaker 2: like it's supposed.
- 38:56Speaker 1: To prevent cancer, Like you can't obviously that can't be
- 39:01Speaker 1: tested because you don't know who would be getting cancer
- 39:04Speaker 1: regardless or who starts.
- 39:06Speaker 2: You can't start someone on.
- 39:07Speaker 3: This, find someone that has like a high probability, and
- 39:10Speaker 3: do that over and over and over again just to see.
- 39:11Speaker 3: I guess it's probably the closest you'd be able to get, right.
- 39:15Speaker 1: But I have heard and read one of the benefits
- 39:17Speaker 1: of turkey tail is that I don't know if it's
- 39:19Speaker 1: it's something where it makes it cancer harder to form
- 39:21Speaker 1: or grow in your body.
- 39:22Speaker 2: But whatever. So I've heard that.
- 39:23Speaker 1: So I was on the hunt for turkey taiale and
- 39:25Speaker 1: I so I bought a turkey tail and I just
- 39:29Speaker 1: used the dropper every day under my tongue when I
- 39:32Speaker 1: remember to do it. But you hold it in there
- 39:35Speaker 1: and you swallow it. And the second thing, no, no, no.
- 39:42Speaker 4: No, okay, no, it's not a like no no no.
- 39:50Speaker 2: This is just like for my woo woo health benefit.
- 39:53Speaker 2: So I got that pure health.
- 39:56Speaker 1: I mean, our coworker Mars had puts mushrooms in his
- 39:59Speaker 1: coffee every morning, like he's not tripping, it's you know,
- 40:01Speaker 1: there's some that wake you up, there's you know whatever.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't drink Yeah, he doesn't drink coffee, so
- 40:06Speaker 3: he knows that.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:07Speaker 1: And so I was on the hunt for that because like,
- 40:09Speaker 1: who doesn't want to try and prevent cancer. But also
- 40:11Speaker 1: last year, and I don't know if I ever really
- 40:13Speaker 1: talked about this, but they I had an abnormal PAP smear,
- 40:17Speaker 1: had some issues and had to get a biopsy and had.
- 40:21Speaker 2: Some abnormal cell.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Growth on my I think would it be my cervibis?
- 40:27Speaker 1: I don't know, they like scraped it tested or whatever.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Had to do a follow up, Oh girl, And it's
- 40:31Speaker 1: a whole The biopsy is a whole punch to your uterus.
- 40:34Speaker 1: That is one of the most Yeah, it's and I
- 40:36Speaker 1: had to get a couple. Anyways, I was looking for
- 40:39Speaker 1: any and every way to try to curtail, you know,
- 40:43Speaker 1: something that could turn into cervical cancer, to be completely blunt.
- 40:47Speaker 1: And you know, while I learned a lot, like nicotine
- 40:50Speaker 1: is a link, I've learned a lot. So for one year,
- 40:53Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to try to do everything
- 40:55Speaker 1: in my power. I did take this tincture. Sometimes forgot
- 40:57Speaker 1: to take it, but literally I went back to the
- 40:59Speaker 1: doctor and she told me it's completely gone, like there
- 41:03Speaker 1: is no.
- 41:03Speaker 2: Trace of it.
- 41:04Speaker 1: So not saying that helped, but I am saying that
- 41:08Speaker 1: I don't know, why try it?
- 41:09Speaker 2: Why not try it now?
- 41:11Speaker 1: Something you literally can feel is I also told him
- 41:14Speaker 1: I have super bad, you know, anxiety, and he gave
- 41:18Speaker 1: me something called Indian pipe.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Okay, and I.
- 41:21Speaker 1: Don't know, I have to look it up what kind
- 41:24Speaker 1: of mushroom it is pipe? But he he told me
- 41:29Speaker 1: that he has literal like veterans who he gives this
- 41:33Speaker 1: to and it has helped them with their PTSD. And
- 41:35Speaker 1: he told me be careful with it because it's strong.
- 41:37Speaker 1: I said, you don't know how anxious I am. And
- 41:39Speaker 1: you don't know, like I was, like, give me the
- 41:41Speaker 1: Indian pipe, I say, because he had one lesser like
- 41:44Speaker 1: that wasn't as hard anyway, So I bought the Indian
- 41:47Speaker 1: pipe as well. And I'll be damned if I'm anxious
- 41:50Speaker 1: or having a panic attack or anything. Uh you know,
- 41:53Speaker 1: put some drops under hold it for thirty seconds and
- 41:55Speaker 1: swallow it and it calms me the fuck down. And
- 41:58Speaker 1: it is literally just a mushroom. I am not tripping
- 42:00Speaker 1: on magic mushrooms today or in this moment when I'm
- 42:03Speaker 1: taking it, I am.
- 42:05Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know what, maybe I'll order some for you.
- 42:08Speaker 1: But it is a miracle and that is something that
- 42:12Speaker 1: I literally can feel and till you works and it's amazing.
- 42:16Speaker 1: So Father's Gift mushroom. He also grows a tome that
- 42:19Speaker 1: you what was I talking about? The hen of the
- 42:21Speaker 1: wood or whatever. He like, the different kinds.
- 42:23Speaker 2: That you can eat.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I sound really uneducated talking about this Father's Gift Mushroom farm,
- 42:28Speaker 1: and that's what it's called.
- 42:29Speaker 2: On Facebook.
- 42:31Speaker 1: He ships everywhere nice, but he doesn't have anstram.
- 42:35Speaker 2: He needs to get I could take this thing to
- 42:38Speaker 2: the top.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Because he's amazing. Of course, can't promise anything. He puts
- 42:42Speaker 1: all the legal stuff on there, but.
- 42:45Speaker 3: I try it and see if it's for you.
- 42:47Speaker 2: That's my experience.
- 42:48Speaker 3: And there's negative side effects.
- 42:50Speaker 2: No, And I think mushrooms are magical.
- 42:52Speaker 1: And I do think there are mushrooms that and things
- 42:54Speaker 1: from the earth that have health benefits that people have
- 42:56Speaker 1: been using for years and years. And I do think
- 42:58Speaker 1: that it's not something we put like time, energy, money in,
- 43:01Speaker 1: but it makes total sense, like there are things in nature.
- 43:04Speaker 1: I mean they have they found that gorillas are treating
- 43:06Speaker 1: their own cuts with a plant that they know, you know,
- 43:10Speaker 1: can heal.
- 43:11Speaker 2: Something like It's just I don't know. So it's very crazy.
- 43:13Speaker 2: So you know me, I'm woo oo.
- 43:14Speaker 3: But yeah, I love shout out to him. I'll do
- 43:19Speaker 3: my edible one. And I did my part. I supported
- 43:23Speaker 3: the cause and I realized that I forgot how fucking
- 43:28Speaker 3: fire Hooters is. Okay, So Friday night Mike does is
- 43:40Speaker 3: what we do every weekend? Where do you want to
- 43:42Speaker 3: go to eat? And we're boycotting our normal spot currently
- 43:47Speaker 3: because of some extracurricular activities not on our behalf, but
- 43:51Speaker 3: because of others. So we went. I was like, why
- 43:58Speaker 3: do we go to Hooters one? We even been in
- 44:00Speaker 3: forever too. They could use the help. From what I hear,
- 44:04Speaker 3: we're talking about the story that they're going bakrupt, right.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Yeah, So we went.
- 44:07Speaker 3: It was a Friday night, seven o'clock, no weight, like okay,
- 44:13Speaker 3: nice nice sat at a table in the bart got
- 44:18Speaker 3: boneless wings, which I know you hate, but we both love.
- 44:21Speaker 2: I don't hate.
- 44:21Speaker 1: I just think we should call them chicken nuggets. But
- 44:23Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there.
- 44:25Speaker 2: I don't hate them.
- 44:27Speaker 3: I got them media. We both got medium okay. But
- 44:31Speaker 3: I Mike turned me onto something that I had never
- 44:32Speaker 3: tried there before. Was they give you hot sauce at
- 44:36Speaker 3: the table in a bottle okay, like kind of like
- 44:40Speaker 3: where people put ketch up, you know, like in their
- 44:41Speaker 3: little thing. It was good. I never had that before.
- 44:44Speaker 2: It's like their brand hot okay.
- 44:46Speaker 3: And you put it on it obviously on your wings.
- 44:49Speaker 2: You put it on an already hot wing.
- 44:51Speaker 3: Yeah. Well I had medium sauce on it, and then
- 44:53Speaker 3: you got the hot sauce on it. Yeah. And our
- 44:58Speaker 3: server was Mia and she was taking your order. We
- 45:01Speaker 3: got pretzel sticks. Mm hm amazing. I holy shit, Like
- 45:09Speaker 3: I had no idea. Mike was talking about that, He's
- 45:10Speaker 3: still talking about them for like days. And then miagoes,
- 45:16Speaker 3: do you want a cheese cup with your pretzels? And
- 45:18Speaker 3: we were like yeah, there is never a situation I
- 45:21Speaker 3: would say no. And so then when I ordered my
- 45:24Speaker 3: wings you get, I just was completely off my diet
- 45:27Speaker 3: because all I ate was fried shit.
- 45:30Speaker 2: Literally everything I ate there was fries you deserve.
- 45:35Speaker 3: She was like, do you want a cheese cup with
- 45:38Speaker 3: your tots? And I was like yes, Like that should
- 45:44Speaker 3: just just work it into the price, Like who would
- 45:48Speaker 3: say no to a cup of cheese? Even Mike, who
- 45:51Speaker 3: doesn't normally eat cheese fries, was like, yes, I'll do
- 45:54Speaker 3: a cup of Like yeah, if it's offered to you,
- 45:57Speaker 3: like you're gonna ticket.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
- 45:59Speaker 1: I don't want a cup of cheese, even if it's
- 46:01Speaker 1: fake cheese.
- 46:02Speaker 3: It was fake cheese.
- 46:04Speaker 2: Fuck I want it.
- 46:05Speaker 3: We both had a beer. I had a Corse light,
- 46:08Speaker 3: what my girl? Although I did ask if they had
- 46:13Speaker 3: a cider on tap. They do not, so he got
- 46:16Speaker 3: a chorus light. So I was like, I'll do that too.
- 46:18Speaker 2: Did you hate it?
- 46:18Speaker 3: No? It's good, it's fine. I mean, I'll do it.
- 46:20Speaker 3: I don't like, I'll do that if it's available, right,
- 46:24Speaker 3: Like I would never be my first reach. But I
- 46:26Speaker 3: like like a lighter beer, like when you get really
- 46:28Speaker 3: happy and dark. I hate that.
- 46:30Speaker 2: No, that's an I don't like an ipa.
- 46:32Speaker 1: And my friend Hillary says that I drink water beer
- 46:34Speaker 1: because every beer I like tastes like water, and it's like,
- 46:37Speaker 1: but I like that, Like I don't want to taste
- 46:39Speaker 1: too much beer.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I just my thing about beer is I can't
- 46:44Speaker 3: drink a lot of it to get drunk because before
- 46:47Speaker 3: I start feeling buzzed, I feel bloated and full. Yeah,
- 46:52Speaker 3: and then I'm automatically like, oh, I don't feel good.
- 46:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:54Speaker 3: So like I I've not I don't even think ever
- 46:57Speaker 3: in my life I've ever been to a point where
- 46:59Speaker 3: I'm like drinking a Miller light or a Coors Light
- 47:01Speaker 3: and I'm like, wow, I'm buzzed. Like I don't think
- 47:04Speaker 3: that's ever happened to me really. But anyway, Hooters was
- 47:08Speaker 3: fire and I had a lot of fun. It's a
- 47:12Speaker 3: fun atmosphere. They had amazing music, and I just said
- 47:16Speaker 3: we hadn't been in years probably since that time we
- 47:19Speaker 3: went after we an event. Did you come with us?
- 47:21Speaker 2: Yes, it was a really bad it was a bad experience.
- 47:24Speaker 3: Great experience this time, Yeah, but that was probably the
- 47:27Speaker 3: last time I went to there was like two years ago.
- 47:30Speaker 2: Yeah, around there, and it was great.
- 47:34Speaker 1: No, Hooters is good, and they sometimes have some wild deals.
- 47:39Speaker 1: I think me and Casey went semi recently and it
- 47:41Speaker 1: was like fifty cents for like one hundred wings.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Which like nobody needs, you know what I mean, that's
- 47:47Speaker 2: at the problem in America.
- 47:48Speaker 1: But I will say bankrupt right, exactly exactly. I will
- 47:54Speaker 1: say I need to find the Hooter's shirt that my
- 47:56Speaker 1: dad bought meeting when I asked for it in middle school.
- 47:58Speaker 2: And I also will say they have great ranch.
- 48:01Speaker 3: Yes, ranch, I will say, I wish, Okay, So I
- 48:08Speaker 3: do like Buffalo wild Wings. However, yeah, Mike doesn't go
- 48:11Speaker 3: in there because it's too loud, and we're geriatric, so
- 48:14Speaker 3: that's hysterical. Their sauce on the wings. I like buffalo
- 48:23Speaker 3: wings because it's thicker.
- 48:25Speaker 2: The sauce, yes, okay.
- 48:27Speaker 3: The mild and actually unsolicited. Mia just decided to give us.
- 48:33Speaker 3: Drop us. This gem of knowledge is that to make
- 48:38Speaker 3: the medium and mild sauces at Hooters.
- 48:43Speaker 4: They take the hot sauce, oh and dumb it down
- 48:47Speaker 4: and add butter.
- 48:49Speaker 2: Oh Mia, I did not need to know that mea.
- 48:54Speaker 3: So she was like, you get this. If you get mild,
- 48:56Speaker 3: it's this amount of butter. If you get medium, it's
- 48:58Speaker 3: this amount of butter. I was like, oh right, it's unhealthy.
- 49:04Speaker 3: But also it explains why it's like thin, right, you know,
- 49:09Speaker 3: like Buffalo you've had Buffalo wings. Obviously there's sauce like
- 49:11Speaker 3: you know, it's coded, of course, And that's the one
- 49:14Speaker 3: thing about Hooters, like their sauce is like runny, right.
- 49:19Speaker 2: You know, I'm no chef.
- 49:20Speaker 1: It seems odd though, to start from a really spicy
- 49:23Speaker 1: place and work your way down as opposed to like
- 49:25Speaker 1: start with nothing and build your way.
- 49:27Speaker 2: But hey, I don't have a franchise.
- 49:28Speaker 3: A lot of holes in this business model. Butter's got
- 49:32Speaker 3: to be expensive and you're obviously using a lot of it.
- 49:34Speaker 3: Yeah right, So like yeah, but anyway, support the cause.
- 49:39Speaker 3: They shouldn't go away. But it's fire. It was. It
- 49:43Speaker 3: gave what it needed to give. It was great service.
- 49:45Speaker 3: It was a fun Friday night outing and.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Don't sleep on their chicken sandwiches. I would, I would.
- 49:51Speaker 3: Looked good and I actually looked at it for a second,
- 49:53Speaker 3: but I was like, I don't ever come here. I
- 49:54Speaker 3: need to get.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you need to get your wings, but don't
- 49:56Speaker 1: sleep on those. So I completely just you saw me
- 49:59Speaker 1: to did a right turn. I had something else to
- 50:01Speaker 1: talk about it. It was like a healthy food, but like,
- 50:03Speaker 1: fuck that, because you reminded me of something. I'm on
- 50:07Speaker 1: a new tip and it's working and I love her.
- 50:10Speaker 2: So you do know.
- 50:11Speaker 1: I am a coorse light girly. I like a light beer.
- 50:14Speaker 1: I actually I think beer. I used to feel the
- 50:17Speaker 1: same way about like, well, it's very hard to get
- 50:19Speaker 1: drunk on, but you know, I think it's good for
- 50:21Speaker 1: a drinking game.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Yes, for sure, it's you know whatever.
- 50:25Speaker 1: But I do, in my older age start to crave
- 50:29Speaker 1: like a crisp beer. It's like not in like an
- 50:30Speaker 1: alcohol category for me. I feel like sometimes it sounds
- 50:33Speaker 1: nice with lunch. Sometimes it's just I have a taste
- 50:36Speaker 1: for beer, which I used to think, you know, in
- 50:38Speaker 1: my college days, like every adult that says they like
- 50:41Speaker 1: the taste of something, like I thought we were just
- 50:42Speaker 1: all drinking to get drunk, But you know what I mean,
- 50:44Speaker 1: I really have a taste for beer, and my new
- 50:47Speaker 1: thing is because I think having some weird stomach things.
- 50:50Speaker 1: And you know, I'm a whiskey girl, which is kind
- 50:53Speaker 1: of alarming to people sometimes if I'm just like getting
- 50:56Speaker 1: a cup of jack and you know, maybe it's not
- 50:58Speaker 1: the time or the place. I also have a taste
- 51:01Speaker 1: for beer, but I do want to get a little buzz.
- 51:03Speaker 1: So my new order and you may have noticed this
- 51:06Speaker 1: when we were together, because we're together a lot over
- 51:08Speaker 1: the weekends so much. Yeah it's a lot, but I
- 51:13Speaker 1: love you as a beer and a shot. My new
- 51:15Speaker 1: order is a beer and a shot.
- 51:17Speaker 3: This week, I was like, okay, we're doing.
- 51:19Speaker 1: It right, because I don't want to just drink my
- 51:22Speaker 1: little whiskey. Because I'm drinking a ton less than I
- 51:25Speaker 1: used to, I can't tip them back like I used to,
- 51:27Speaker 1: and so if I get my little cup of whiskey,
- 51:29Speaker 1: I think I'll get drunker faster than I think what
- 51:32Speaker 1: I would be when everyone else is on pace, because
- 51:34Speaker 1: you know, I don't like chasers or I don't like
- 51:36Speaker 1: you know a lot of that stuff mixers whatever.
- 51:39Speaker 2: I think it's too sweet. I think it's a waste
- 51:41Speaker 2: of room in my bladder. I have to peel and
- 51:43Speaker 2: YadA YadA.
- 51:44Speaker 1: But there is nothing like ordering a beer and a shot,
- 51:47Speaker 1: and for me specifically, a beer and a shot of whiskey.
- 51:49Speaker 1: So a corse and a shot of jack is my
- 51:52Speaker 1: new thing. And so I rip the shot and then
- 51:55Speaker 1: sit my beer. That way, we feel like a little buzz,
- 51:58Speaker 1: but it's it's a slow, can controlled drunk and then
- 52:01Speaker 1: you can base it off of Okay, my next round,
- 52:04Speaker 1: do I want just a beer or do I want
- 52:05Speaker 1: another shot and a beer?
- 52:07Speaker 2: And it's a really good fucking drunk.
- 52:10Speaker 1: And I know there are some places that will serve
- 52:12Speaker 1: like you know, a shot and a beer, or a
- 52:14Speaker 1: beer comes with like a bloody Mary or something comes with.
- 52:17Speaker 1: I just I'm loving life as a shot and a
- 52:20Speaker 1: beer girl. And that's my new order. And it's a
- 52:24Speaker 1: great place. It's a great, great place to be.
- 52:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I really like it because I guess my just
- 52:29Speaker 3: experience with shots is I just do them and then
- 52:31Speaker 3: I black out.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're doing only shots, I think that's a problem.
- 52:35Speaker 1: But if you think about it, there's sometimes more than
- 52:38Speaker 1: a shot in your jack and coke, you know, and
- 52:41Speaker 1: you don't even really want the coke, but you're trying
- 52:43Speaker 1: to make the jack taste better. And so I just
- 52:46Speaker 1: think if you pace yourself and they don't really interact
- 52:49Speaker 1: with each other, like I know people say don't mix,
- 52:51Speaker 1: but I feel like a shot and a beer, as
- 52:53Speaker 1: long as you're doing it within reason, doesn't really make
- 52:55Speaker 1: you super hungover or whatever.
- 52:58Speaker 2: I'm telling you. You should try it, Like, do a
- 53:00Speaker 2: shot and a beer.
- 53:01Speaker 1: And then just do a beer and then you know,
- 53:04Speaker 1: see how you feel.
- 53:05Speaker 2: It's the long games.
- 53:07Speaker 3: It's the long right if you know you're going to
- 53:09Speaker 3: be at it for a minute.
- 53:10Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's my new thing.
- 53:12Speaker 3: Okay, I don't have any more edible stuff, so no
- 53:14Speaker 3: matter what I do, it's going to be a right
- 53:15Speaker 3: turn alert. But I guess like one segment of this
- 53:19Speaker 3: show is just going to be old shows that I'm rediscovering,
- 53:22Speaker 3: and now that I'm obsessed with that, I'm binging because
- 53:26Speaker 3: I've started like, actually, this combines two of mine, but
- 53:31Speaker 3: I can separate it.
- 53:32Speaker 2: No, you don't have to cook combine too, and then
- 53:34Speaker 2: I can do two perfect.
- 53:35Speaker 3: Yeah, so there are no rules when I am cooking.
- 53:40Speaker 3: I made it. Yeah, these two actually really go well
- 53:43Speaker 3: together now that I'm looking at it. In twenty twenty five,
- 53:48Speaker 3: I made it a mission of mine to stay up
- 53:51Speaker 3: on the Kelly Clarkson Show because she's my A one,
- 53:55Speaker 3: one of my A one queens. Okay, in this episode,
- 53:58Speaker 3: I could talk about try Swift and Kelly Clarkson like
- 53:59Speaker 3: this like amazing. But it's just like the little thing,
- 54:04Speaker 3: like it's like something that's like stable every day that
- 54:06Speaker 3: gives me joy. So I'm like, let me just I
- 54:09Speaker 3: don't even really watch it. It's like I have it
- 54:11Speaker 3: on while I'm cooking, so I like turn on and
- 54:13Speaker 3: our dad I blast it, and then I'm in the
- 54:15Speaker 3: kitchen and I'm cooking, but I can still like listen,
- 54:17Speaker 3: you know, which is fine. And only the only parts
- 54:21Speaker 3: that I actually stop and watch is when she does
- 54:23Speaker 3: her cover at the beginning, because like I have to
- 54:25Speaker 3: see that, And then if she plays a game with
- 54:28Speaker 3: a guest like they do like games, like my least
- 54:31Speaker 3: favorite part.
- 54:32Speaker 4: Of the game, I think, because she's so competitive and
- 54:37Speaker 4: so like to me, it's really funny to watch her
- 54:40Speaker 4: because she wants to fucking win, but she also doesn't
- 54:42Speaker 4: want like her guests to be like feel.
- 54:45Speaker 3: With you, So her and Olivia Munn. We're playing this
- 54:48Speaker 3: like ping pong game, Like I don't know, but to me,
- 54:51Speaker 3: it's funny when she tries and she it does really
- 54:54Speaker 3: bad because you could tell she's like so pit stop.
- 54:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 54:57Speaker 3: I just love her. I feel like we would be
- 54:58Speaker 3: like best friends. So one of mine was just Kelly
- 55:02Speaker 3: Clarkson in general because I love her so much and
- 55:07Speaker 3: she just like not only does her show just bring
- 55:10Speaker 3: me joy, but like she's like probably the only artist
- 55:13Speaker 3: that once I hear their voice, it's like literally like
- 55:17Speaker 3: a warm like wave washes over me, like it just
- 55:21Speaker 3: like feels like home to me, Like I don't know.
- 55:23Speaker 3: And so she has her starter, her own record label,
- 55:25Speaker 3: which is awesome, and I was watching more clips from
- 55:29Speaker 3: she did a podcast with Kylie Kelsey and she said
- 55:35Speaker 3: that like when she announced that she had a record label,
- 55:39Speaker 3: artists like current artists were reaching out to her to
- 55:41Speaker 3: be like we want to be signed, and she was
- 55:42Speaker 3: like no, no, she was like I just needed an avenue
- 55:45Speaker 3: for my music. Like she's not signing artists, like she's not.
- 55:50Speaker 3: She like left Atlantic she was Atlantic, yeah, and now
- 55:54Speaker 3: she's doing her own thing. But she's like you need
- 55:56Speaker 3: a vessel to like put your own stuff out. I guess, like,
- 55:59Speaker 3: if you're gonna do it a certain way, I wonder
- 56:02Speaker 3: so so. But yeah, so she started her own label.
- 56:04Speaker 3: She's like she's like, I'm too busy to like manage
- 56:06Speaker 3: other artists, which I honestly think she would do such
- 56:09Speaker 3: a good job because she did such a good job
- 56:10Speaker 3: at the Voice. But also she brought her people from
- 56:14Speaker 3: the Voice, like along like Brin Cartelli was her first
- 56:17Speaker 3: season that won, like her first season she was on
- 56:19Speaker 3: she won with Brinn and Brynn was like her opening
- 56:21Speaker 3: act for her next tour, which was like awesome. And
- 56:23Speaker 3: so she was like a mentoring because I feel like
- 56:26Speaker 3: I need her to like spill it because all this
- 56:29Speaker 3: shit keeps coming out of all this stuff. It happened
- 56:31Speaker 3: at the Kyllie Kelsey Pok podcast. It happened on an
- 56:34Speaker 3: episode of her show I Forget. She was talking to
- 56:35Speaker 3: Indy Cochon about like stuff that she dudes that did
- 56:39Speaker 3: her fucking dirty on her way up, like she has
- 56:42Speaker 3: something with Diddy at some point, like she had a
- 56:45Speaker 3: crossing with that, and I wanted her to just be like, Okay,
- 56:47Speaker 3: now that you're on your own, like you can spill it.
- 56:50Speaker 3: But I almost wonder too if she's like, Okay, let
- 56:52Speaker 3: me like get this label established and then we'll spill it,
- 56:55Speaker 3: because it's got to come out at some point because
- 56:58Speaker 3: she's got stories. I know, she's been in it for
- 57:00Speaker 3: so long. She has too stories.
- 57:02Speaker 1: She was the first American idol, literally like like every
- 57:06Speaker 1: single time.
- 57:06Speaker 3: There's a viral like cover of hers, like everyone in
- 57:09Speaker 3: the comments is like the one time America united to
- 57:12Speaker 3: like do something right, Kelly Clark said, because like that
- 57:15Speaker 3: was the last time we all got together and voted
- 57:16Speaker 3: for something that was actually a good turnout. But so
- 57:21Speaker 3: love her. She has new music coming out, which I'm
- 57:23Speaker 3: very excited, and she's gonna do it all her own.
- 57:25Speaker 3: And she was talking about how expensive it is to
- 57:27Speaker 3: like she had to pay for her own music video,
- 57:30Speaker 3: like just like all this shit that you don't think of.
- 57:32Speaker 3: So I hope they're like documenting her journey of this
- 57:36Speaker 3: label because I want to see all like the ins
- 57:37Speaker 3: and outs of it.
- 57:38Speaker 2: What's it called her label?
- 57:39Speaker 3: I don't even know she even say it yet. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 57:43Speaker 3: Actually that's really interesting. I don't know. Maybe it's something
- 57:47Speaker 3: off of like her new last name because she changed
- 57:49Speaker 3: her name so now like I don't know, but we'll see.
- 57:52Speaker 3: So Kelly Clarkson was one of mine just because I
- 57:55Speaker 3: just love her so much.
- 57:56Speaker 2: And wait, she changed her last name.
- 57:58Speaker 3: So she changed her last name legally from Clarkson. It
- 58:01Speaker 3: is Kelly Brianna now, which is her middle name, because
- 58:04Speaker 3: I think after the divorce, they like, she has a
- 58:07Speaker 3: line in her album that came out called Chemistry, which
- 58:10Speaker 3: is like her divorce album, and she says, uh, you know,
- 58:14Speaker 3: run around town and drag my name. Don't worry, I
- 58:17Speaker 3: changed it anyway. So it was kind of like you
- 58:20Speaker 3: want to talk like I think it was to her
- 58:22Speaker 3: acts basically like you want to talk shit and you
- 58:24Speaker 3: want to try to take me for everything that I'm
- 58:26Speaker 3: worth and like this and that, Well that's Kelly Clarkson.
- 58:29Speaker 3: I'm not Kelly Clarkson. I'm Kelly Brian like sort of name.
- 58:33Speaker 3: Yeahs not anymore. Yeah, that was her born name, yes,
- 58:39Speaker 3: uh huh, that's wild. Yeah, so she changed her legal
- 58:45Speaker 3: name because her kids are still black styles uh huh. So,
- 58:52Speaker 3: so I think it was kind of like a separation
- 58:53Speaker 3: of like that's that that person is like a different person,
- 58:58Speaker 3: like yeah, So like professionally it's Kelly.
- 59:01Speaker 1: Clarkson, Yeah, it's not like when Megan Mark was like,
- 59:03Speaker 1: it's Meghan's sussex.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Correct.
- 59:07Speaker 3: I think she only uses Brian like personally, like in
- 59:09Speaker 3: her personal life, but now like, is her name Kelly Brian.
- 59:13Speaker 2: Brian, Like, no, you can drive your middle name.
- 59:16Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe she like dropped. My grandpa didn't have
- 59:18Speaker 3: a middle name, so maybe, like.
- 59:20Speaker 2: I don't know, did he feel like, did he want one?
- 59:22Speaker 3: I don't think so. He was born in Poland, so
- 59:24Speaker 3: maybe they just didn't do that there. I don't know.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Oh, you're on second gen Poland.
- 59:28Speaker 3: He traveled here from Poland. Yeah, we didn't have a
- 59:32Speaker 3: middle name. But then there's rumors that she wants to
- 59:35Speaker 3: leave the talk show, which I want her to, you do,
- 59:41Speaker 3: I do, but I feel like it inhibits her from
- 59:44Speaker 3: doing a lot of stuff, like just because that schedule
- 59:46Speaker 3: is so grueling, And I think she moved to New
- 59:49Speaker 3: York thinking that was gonna like she never liked La
- 59:52Speaker 3: Like ever, which I was so shocked that she was
- 59:54Speaker 3: going to do that in the first place. She's very
- 59:56Speaker 3: Southern hospitality, Like she loves a farm, she like loves that, right,
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: So I think she got out of LA because she
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: was like, where else can I shoot this? That that makes sense?
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: So she moved to New York. I also don't see
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: her liking New York. I don't think she likes that either,
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: so I could see why she wants to She's like, Okay,
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: well this doesn't work either, so like let's just be done,
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: which but I feel like she it inhibits her from touring,
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: It inhibits her from probably doing music, like in the
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: timetable that she wants to do it. But she put
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: up the post that was like it's like where have
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: you been or where have you gone? Or whatever? And
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: she hasn't said anything about how she was just gone
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: off her talk show for fucking two and a half weeks.
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: Andy co hosted Monday or guest hosted Monday again. He did, right, yeah,
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: So I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's going on,
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: but maybe she's on her way out, which makes me sad.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: But if it opens doors for like letting her do
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: other shit, I'm here for it. So that's that. So
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: love Kelly Clarkson, love the show whatever. But the show
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: that I've rediscovered and I've been obsessed with, which is
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: my four number four I guess is the Riba show
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: Reba just from the two thousands.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: It's a good one.
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: How great was that show?
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched it. I watched it when it was on.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: I love that show.
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, I remember, like I think I
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: was in high school. Lifetime we played in the afternoon,
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: like episodes, like two or three hours of episodes, back
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: to back to back to back. I'd watch it every
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: fucking day when I got home from the school, Like,
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: such a good show.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Are you doing the new one?
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: I'm no, I know. I haven't watched the new one. Yeah,
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: I don't know what it's I'm gonna look it up.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: But yeah, I know Melissa Peterman is Peterson or Peterman
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: I don't know is in that one? And so I
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: actually saw the Two World's Two Voices tour okay, which
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: was Kelly clarkson Riba Macintar. They had a co headlining tour, okay. So,
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: but Melissa opened for them with like a comedy. Who's
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: Melissa the Barbara Jean.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: My gosh, Yes, And so Melissa is in the new
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: Riba show.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: Like they just do things together, Like I think they
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: just have to do things together. So but but like
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: Kelly and Riba literally was a like a like a
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: pure co headlining show, like they did that show. Yes,
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: like she would sing Kelly songs they would like do
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: at every single song. Kelly singing Riba was good. Riba
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: singing Kelly not good.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: Like that was different.
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like Kelly can sing anything, Riba cannot do
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: behind these days a lot. It's like that is not
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: like what we needed. But I mean it was iconic, right,
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: but it was still like.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: Who thought that tour? I mean, that's I forgot. That's
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: like a thing that you need to remember happened because
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: that is.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Yes, like I remember it. But the Riba show is
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: so good and I'm what, I watch it just on
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: streaming now, but I don't know, like it's just one
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: of those shows that I can just I just I
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: feend for things that are just like let me just
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: like not think for a second, right, yeah, like an
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: or elongated period of time, Like I just feel myself
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: like really reaching out and needing those things, and like
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: that's just a show that I could just put on
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: and let it just fucking run. And I'm just sitting there.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: I probably have seen the episode a million times. Yeah,
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: but it's so good and like, I love Van. I
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: ran into Van on the street here one time. No,
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: but we were taking I don't know why he was here.
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: Was he was on some show that was shooting here,
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: and he's like living here for an extended period of time. Yeah,
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: And we were going to lunch and Van was just
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: walking down the shore. I'm like, like, there's I don't
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: even know Van's real name, but I was like, there's Van.
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: And I loved Joanna Garcia, who plays Cheyenne, like just
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: such a good cast, like such a good show. And yeah,
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: so there's my three and four.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Okay, wait, so then you did show together, but then
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I only have oh, yeah, Joanna Garcia.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know how you know their name.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: I know, I don't know.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: Sure she's married to.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: That, okay, because she's she was in that. She was
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: in that show with Jamie Lyn Spears. Remember when Spears
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: made a come back during COVID and they did a
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: show together. I do, yeah, Like we didn't need that.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: I'm like, Joana, we need to get you a new
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: agent because.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, so should I do then too?
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: Yeah? Do two yes, and then I'll be done.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Right, And then you do your last one.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: Yep or you no, you should have Oh you went first, yeah,
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: so you should have one more and then I have
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: one more? Right?
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: I did three?
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: Oh okay, she have two.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: More, Lauren, my mushrooms and shot.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: You'll do your fourth and your last one. Yeah, and
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: then I'll do my last one.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: Your last one, okay. I'm like math is heart carrying
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: the one on? Okay, my last are super quick. But
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: another podcast, It's just was a matter of time before
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: I did this in my Top five Armchair Expert. It
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: is Dax Shepherd's podcast and his co host Monica. I
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: don't know her last name, but Dax is an actor
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: from Michigan, actually married to Kristen Bell, who's also from Michigan.
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I love him.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: I I don't know, like it wasn't a huge he
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: wasn't in a ton of acting stuff that I was like,
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: you know whatever, I'm a huge.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: Fan of acting. He was in so he took over
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: for Ashton Kutcher.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, wasn't there something with Ashton Kutcher? Okay, yes, okay.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: So he has a very interesting story. He's an addict,
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: which is you know he oh yeah, he's sober I
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: actually know people who knew his dad before he bested away.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: But yeah, he's sober.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: He's very honest about that, which is something near and
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: dear to my heart. He actually relapsed semi recently off
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: of some pain pills after getting a surgery, which is
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: a really common story. You either have to get surgery
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: without pain pills or you have to have like a
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: loved one and administer them. But it woke something up
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: inside of him, and he talked about it on the podcast.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: His co host and him talked about it.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: He talked about the experience with his wife and what
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: and it's just I've I've lived. I love them together.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: They're very honest. They very much like talk shit and
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: they're like this is hard. They also at one point
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: they I don't know if you remember this, we're like
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: we're not getting married till gay marriage is legal.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: Just like I don't know. Her singing annoys me, but
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: like them together are She's.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: Theatery and Broadway.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: But they have really good communication and they're very honest,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: and I believe them and I love it. He's super
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: introspective and something I like.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: He does a lot of research.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: I just felt like his even though at first, you know,
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: as a radio person, you listen, you're like, oh, like
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: his interview. You know, sometimes people the way people interview,
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: it's like we critique it more because of what we do.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: But he did a ton of research and he goes
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: really really deep with every guest. The interviews are always
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: like over an hour, and I absolutely love the fact
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: that if he asks a very hard question or he
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: wants someone to go somewhere deep, he will like share
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: something about himself first, and he's not doing it. I mean,
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: he'll be honest about it, but like he's not necessarily
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: doing it from like a look at me place. But
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: he was molested as a child, and so he'll be like,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: for example, like I was molested when I was little,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: and this is how it affected me.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just just very honest, very deep.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: He does not only like celebrity interviews, but he also
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: does experts on armchair experts.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: So he'll do scientists.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: It would be like, you know, what's her name, who's
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: doing the let them theory, Like she would go into experts.
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: So it's just a great podcast, and it is one
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: of the ones that I choose to fall asleep to
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: because it's kind of like low energy, very just like
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: Chill Vibes does it from his attic.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: It's a great podcast.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: He's a great person, and I'm just a huge armchairry
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: so highly recognized.
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: Do live interviews like that too, And that's one thing
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: that I try to take into my if I ever
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: whenever I do interviews, is like, actually not to bring
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: her back up. But I learn this from Kelly clarksonon
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: was because I think she what I like about it's
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: not like question question question, like like when interviewers like
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: share things about themselves, because I also feel like it
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: sort of makes the guests feel more comfortable to be
- 1:08:20Speaker 3: a little bit more open too. And yeah, like I
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: always had that in the back of my brain, like
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: am I going to ask a question that I don't
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: want to answer?
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: You know, No, it's great, And like he's very much
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: kind of he's like relatable because he's been in Hollywood
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: for so long, but he moved there with a dream.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: It took him ten years, I believe, if not.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Longer, before he even got considered for Punk'd or whatever.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: And so he's very much kind of like coming from
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: a perspective of being on the outside of all that
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Hollywood stuff. But then he'll have an actor on, like
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: a huge actor, like who's a good Bradley Cooper and
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: they go way back. So they also have these like
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: stories of them coming up. He did Groundlings, which is
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: kind of like Second City, but it's a different thing
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: for comedians, and he did that with Melissa McCarthy, So
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: like they you know, they have experiences all coming up
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: and very much he accesses places with these celebrities, these
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: two celebrities of like when they weren't very much celebrities,
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: they were all trying to come up together and it's
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: super it's super interesting to hear. And yeah, I don't know,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: he's just it's it's very honest and very relatable and
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: makes you feel included. And I feel like they were
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: one of the first to kind of change the podcasting game.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: And yeah, and my last one is really quick. It's
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: the TSA Instagram.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: Paige, if you are not following, and let me make sure.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: I think it's just at TSA. Let me make sure.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: Yep, it's literally just TSA. They say traveled tips and
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: dad joke kits, but this like came very much before.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it came before the
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Sacy Wendy's social media, but the TSA whoever writes this
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: has been going forever and it started out just with
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: funny things that people tried to get through security and
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: being like, yo, you can't bring your you know, nineteen
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: twenties like bomb replica from you know whatever. It's just
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: and whoever was writing it was so funny. Now they
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: obviously have gotten in on the joke and so they
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: post reels and stuff.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: But it's just it's a funny follow.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: You would not expect a government it's a government agency, right,
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: Like it's got to be.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: Part of the government. I don't know how to say that.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: Federal run, right, And it's a very serious thing, but
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: they make it very unserious and it's just a funny
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: follow and seeing the.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: Shit that people try to bring through is ridiculous. So
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: what's your last one?
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: My last one is And I'm actually really interested to
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: see if anyone uses it as much as I do.
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: I love cruise control in my car.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: It was a real housewife here. I'm sorry about that.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: Oh, like in the building, Yeah.
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: In the building, what is she doing?
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Key texted us she's married to like the Angela Oakley
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: from a new season, the New Season of Atlanta. But
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: she's married to Charles Oakley, who's an NBA legend. But
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: I just was getting sorry, I got to start it.
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry, But I will use cruise control when
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: I drive. I'm so lazy that I will do it,
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: just like going on a random street, like in my neighborhood.
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: Oh like if I'm like, okay, it's the speed limits
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: twenty five. I know I don't want to go over
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: thirty five. I said that bitch for thirty five and
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: I let a.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: Cruise I mean, I do I do.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: Not, unl do people use it.
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: So I go on a lot of long drives.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: And I used to use it on long drives just
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: because I have a bad knee. Is being able to
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: just hit me and sometimes it hurts of it if
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: it's like in the same position. So I'll use it
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: for long drives. I have not figured out how to
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: turn on on my new car, so I have not
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: used it. But it is better for.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: Your Yeah, every morning on my way to work. Yeah,
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: I mean, I got bitch at eighty and I just
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: cruised the Expresswise.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: It's a nice I mean, it's a nice feature.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: I just need to figure out how to use it
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: on my new car. But okay, cruise control shout out.
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: But I was like, I wonder if people use that
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: as much as I do.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Sometimes I do if I want to like move my
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: feet or but.
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: I do you want my crash out or your crash.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: Out when you want to do I'm actually crashing out
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: with like a lot of things.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: So just like shout out to you for being good friends.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Like I'm not. I'm not. I don't have the stamina
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: right now to talk all about it.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: Nor can I. But I'm just like actually crashing out.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: But my light, my light crash out because you know,
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: I can't the time's up, times up for this podcast.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: But there's a real housewive, right, and there's a real house.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: I've here the word females. Like if you, especially if
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: you're a man who used the word females, Yeah, you
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: just you have just told me everything that I need
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: to know about you. If you call women female, that's
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: everything I need to know. I'm stepping back. I don't
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: it is.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: It's not degrading word, but when using that context, it's
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: almost like degrading and disrespectful. Yeah, I don't know why.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: It's almost impossible for it to not sound degrading and disrespectful.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: And just over my years of research, just the people
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: that use it have lined up with my theory of
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: like it just like there's never really a.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: Reason to call anyone women females.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and I don't even the origin just sounds
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: like it's got male in it.
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: It just sounds and it almost.
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: Sounds like I don't know, like you're under me, right,
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: you know, I don't know just everything I need to know,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: just the word females.
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: I'm just it's just not it for me. What about you?
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: So mine is an actual crash out that happened this
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: week where I was screaming, crying, throwing up, sliding on
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: the wall. But I actually was screaming and I teared
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: up because I was so frustrated, And it has nothing
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: to do with anyone involved except me, Okay, So I
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: want to preface this before if anyone hears is Andziaza
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: come at me, it has nothing because everyone was doing
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: what they normally do, Okay, But when I am frustrated,
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: I was frustrated with something at work and I'm trying
- 1:14:15Speaker 3: it was something that was very meticulous and I had
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: to like read every line of something and like actually
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: obtain and pay attention, which is very hard for me
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: to do, especially later in the day. And my phone
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: kept blowing up with people, We're texting, we're calling, we're
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: repeat texting, we're calling, which normally I'm open to because
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: I sometimes get very bad with my phone and I
- 1:14:36Speaker 3: will not respond, okay, so I always say keep blowing
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: me up, like please, if you need something, keep blowing
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: me up. But it was just like all the moons
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: aligned in the right and I was really trying to concert.
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: I literally had to put it was like three o'clock
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: in the engineer. I had to put my phone on
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: do not disturb, Like literally had to shut the notifications off.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: So you know, we're do not disturb it. Yes, okay,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: so it's time for you to start using it. Knowing
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: you it's time to start you now. Obviously a crashout
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: is never about what it's really about, and.
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: So that was just it was things, but that part
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: sent me over. I was like stop, Like I literally
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: like screaming at my phone, like had to put on
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: do I disturbed. I had to block people. They're not blockedown,
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: but I had to turn off the notifications.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: You need to start doing more of that just knowing
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: you because your phone's always blowing up, and it's because
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: you're the go to guy here, everybody's guy.
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: But but it wasn't. It was like it wasn't even
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: any of them work related. It was like friends, like
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: you know, and like that's what made me feel back
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: because I'm like, they're just trying to have a reach
- 1:15:33Speaker 3: out and have a normal conversation.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: Right No.
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, I love.
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: You, but I just I can't right now, and I
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: can't with all of you right now, So like we
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: just had to shut it. We had to shut it out.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: I get it.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm in group chats and I'm like and I don't.
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: I'm never that person, but if I am, if, I like,
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: the times that we work are a little different than
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: everybody else's time. So I had a crash out recently
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: where I was like at work on the air and
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: we were bum bum bum bum because we were all
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: going to see each other that week and it's like, okay,
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: mommy's at work, Okay, Like stop bum bum bam bam
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: bum because I look and we're talking about the most
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: trivial shit and I'm like trying to focus.
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: It's part of our you know, like we get district.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: But yes, I feel you.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: Yeah. So that was it.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Okay, I well'll never call her text you again, but goodbye.