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Phone Tap PODCAST: Thanks for the Tip · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away or go to one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be
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  Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. What
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred do you away? Hello? Hi? Is this Katrina? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is hey Katrina. Um, we don't know each other.
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  Speaker 1: I was your waiter the other night at pizza. Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember me? Oh? Yeah, how are you? I hope
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  Speaker 1: you don't mind. I looked up your phone number and
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  Speaker 1: stuff through in the name on your credit card because
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  Speaker 1: I just had to call and thank you so much. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what imagine my surprise when you give the bill back
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  Speaker 1: and I looked down and I see you left me
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  Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars tip. I was floored, and I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how like perfect? Yeah, I left you
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  Speaker 1: five dollars, Okay, not five hundred. You're being humble. You
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  Speaker 1: did a good thing. No, just own up to it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think you're I think you're a bit mistaken. I
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  Speaker 1: am that the bill is for like twenty dollars and
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  Speaker 1: I gave you a five dollar tip. It looked like
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  Speaker 1: it's at five hundred. You're joking. You're joking around me.
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  Speaker 1: You hear these stories about good samaritans like you all
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  Speaker 1: the time on the news, and one times it happens
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  Speaker 1: in real life and bam, I just had to call him.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. No, I'm well, I'm I'm really sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: feel really bad that you've got all excited. But stop it,
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  Speaker 1: stop it. Not leave you a five hundred dollars tip.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I would ever do that, even if
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  Speaker 1: I did have the money. Gosh, well, I went ahead
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  Speaker 1: and charge your card five hundred dollars for the tip,
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  Speaker 1: and no, I can't thank you enough. Wrong, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: charge my card for five hundred dollars. If you did,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna I'm gonna press charges. This is just
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  Speaker 1: this is you should be fired. Do you know that?
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Do you hear what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: You're being generous and gave me five hundred dollars and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being generous. All right? Maybe you did not
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  Speaker 1: see this decimal point. It wasn't five zero zero, it
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  Speaker 1: was five point zero zero. Well, then why would you
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  Speaker 1: give me that money? Ma'am? You're an idiot for thinking
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  Speaker 1: that somebody would give you a five hundred dollars tip.
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  Speaker 1: The service was okay, wow, Well, since we're being honest
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  Speaker 1: with each other, and you think my services, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I am not sad that I spit in your pizza?
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  Speaker 1: Am I? You? You did not spit in my pizza.
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  Speaker 1: I could have service was terrible. You should not be
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  Speaker 1: working in this industry, you hear me. It's sort of
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  Speaker 1: like how you messed up the tip. I may have
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  Speaker 1: meant to not spit in your pizza then accidentally did.
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  Speaker 1: I did not mess up on the tip? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you deaf? I did not mess up on the tip.
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  Speaker 1: I put a one single five. There were no heroes,
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  Speaker 1: no zeros. Are you listening to me? I spit in
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  Speaker 1: your pizza then I rubbed it on my butt? Are serious?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewl in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband Matthew set you up. I did. I did
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  Speaker 1: rub my butt on your pizza though, the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I just have to tell you that, my god, you
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  Speaker 1: seem pretty upset that somebody tried to charge your card
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  Speaker 1: for five hundred dollars instead of five Yeah. No, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you be not really right? You know? I got
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  Speaker 1: that money just laying around all over the place, you
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  Speaker 1: are an