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Phone Tap: Costco Food Court · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y
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  Speaker 1: away Today?
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  Speaker 2: We call a woman who, like many of us, loves
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  Speaker 2: the wholesale superstore Costco.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he does, bring me.
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  Speaker 2: There now, and recently she let her friend borrow her
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  Speaker 2: membership card to get in. Now they didn't get caught, luckily,
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  Speaker 2: but they're about to because her friend asked us if
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  Speaker 2: we could do a prank on her. So she's about
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  Speaker 2: to feel the wrath of Costco Corporate in your brand
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  Speaker 2: new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now, it's another tap on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Shauna from Costco Membership Services. Is
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  Speaker 3: this Maria Ve?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, fortunately, it's my job to inform you that we
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  Speaker 3: are suspending your Costco membership indefinitely.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, suspending it and definitely why what?
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  Speaker 5: It's been deactivated and it's not going to be permissible
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  Speaker 5: at any of our locations.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I am so confused right now. Why can you tell
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  Speaker 4: me why this is happening? What's going on? I think
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  Speaker 4: you know, Maria, No, actually I really, I honestly don't
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  Speaker 4: know what I did.
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  Speaker 5: It's come to our attention that you've allowed another customer
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  Speaker 5: to borrow your sacred Costco membership card.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm well no, I mean, okay, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Our decide, isn't it. When someone catches you on things
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  Speaker 3: like that? You said yes, then no, then maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean okay, so I did, like just once,
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  Speaker 4: though I didn't think that was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I gotta say Costco does appreciate acts of
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  Speaker 5: sharing and community. However, we must remind you that Costco
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  Speaker 5: membership cards are like precious gemstones, only meant for the
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  Speaker 5: eyes of the card holder.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but I feel like like an indefinite suspension is
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  Speaker 4: like a little drastic that. Can't you think at.
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  Speaker 5: This point, if you want to continue to use our services,
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  Speaker 5: you'll need to report to Costco Court.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Costco Court. That's that's not even a real thing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's very real. Every Costco store has one a
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  Speaker 5: court room. It's behind the pharmacy. What where justice is
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  Speaker 5: served in bulk.
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  Speaker 4: You can't know. That can't be real.
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  Speaker 3: That's our catchphrase.
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  Speaker 4: I've never I was never informed about this Costal Court.
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  Speaker 4: I was never.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, yes you were. It was in the fine print
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  Speaker 3: when you signed up.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: It's part of our Costco commandments.
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  Speaker 4: I just can't believe that you're telling me that I
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  Speaker 4: have to go to Costal Court just because I let
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  Speaker 4: my let somebody use my membership one time. Like that
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  Speaker 4: just doesn't seem fair to me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I can understand that, you know, but I
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  Speaker 5: promise Judge Kirkland is very fair when it came to
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  Speaker 5: Costco convicts.
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  Speaker 4: That's kirklind Is that supposed to be like cute and
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  Speaker 4: signing or something.
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  Speaker 3: Cross your fingers. He's in a good mood the day
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  Speaker 3: you come in. This week he gave a college student
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  Speaker 3: an eighteen month sample band. Can you imagine?
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  Speaker 4: I can't do that? Like, how do you even enforce
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  Speaker 4: something like that? Do you guys have like Costco Police
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  Speaker 4: or something. Aria.
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  Speaker 3: We're Costco. We sell full chickens for under five dollars.
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  Speaker 3: We can do anything.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like it clearly, But I'm not going to
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  Speaker 4: Costco court, Like, I.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you better show up because if you don't, you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna get stuck with Costco community service.
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  Speaker 4: What what exactly is Costco community service? To begin with?
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  Speaker 3: You get parking lot duty for three weeks and have
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  Speaker 3: to bring all the shopping carts back.
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  Speaker 4: So all of those people in your parking lot are
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  Speaker 4: doing Costco community service and they're not your employees.
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  Speaker 5: I'd ask you not to judge them just because of
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  Speaker 5: their prior convictions.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, they're committed to Costco, this is absolute. They working
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  Speaker 3: their way back into the system.
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  Speaker 4: Is there any way that I can get off with,
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  Speaker 4: like a warning or something?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 4: Clearly, this is my first time breaking any Costco commandment.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that you want that.
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  Speaker 5: A Costco warning would include no toilet paper or wipes
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  Speaker 5: for six months.
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  Speaker 4: That's literally why I go to Costco. That's where I
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  Speaker 4: get all of my toilet paper from. Like, why would
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  Speaker 4: you take away the one thing that I get old?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I could have the radio station deliver you
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  Speaker 5: some of theirs you know from Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 5: the morning.
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  Speaker 3: What it's only one ply though.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Russ, why are you throwing a radio station into
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  Speaker 4: the mix of all this, like, what do they have
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  Speaker 4: to do with anything with Costco? I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they love Costco. I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 5: And I'll also tell you that this is Brooke from
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  Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffery in the Morning and this is actually
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  Speaker 5: a brank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what.
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  Speaker 3: It's all a joke.
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  Speaker 4: Thank god. I was freaking out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, your Fred Candace said, apparely you love Costco too.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 3: And we heard you let her borrow your card a
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  Speaker 3: couple of times.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I have Maria.
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  Speaker 3: I won't even let my husband use my card. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta get banned from that place.
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  Speaker 4: I'll have to keep that in mind because this was
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  Speaker 4: a good awakening for me to never let card ever again.
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  Speaker 5: You're really wondering if people are waiting outside the pharmacy
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  Speaker 5: for prescriptions for a court hearing.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up.
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  Speaker 5: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 5: the Morning,