Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: MaGigolo

Transcript

Phone Tap PODCAST: MaGigolo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: He's another Jube. Hello, Hi there, I was looking for
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: miss High. Yeah, this is actually her husband. Um, I
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: can take a message for you though. Yeah. I'm just
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: trying to confirm her party reservation for tomorrow afternoon. My
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: name is Dean, and the entertainment that she booked. Oh
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: you're the magician. Yeah, yep, that is a big part
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: of what I do. Yeah, so how are you nice
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: to meet you? Now? I talking to you, Dean. My
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: story is so excited. We heard really great things about you. Yeah,
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: you come really highly recommended by the other mom. I'm
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: sure I do ivent you. The kids and the moms
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: are excited. Yeah. I do have a few questions though,
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: real quick. I don't know if you can answer them,
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: or if your wife would be better to answer them.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: But how many mothers will I be entertaining during the evening?
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: The mom? Yeah, the mummies, just the mom? Yeah? How many?
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: How many of them mommies are going to be there?
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know off the top of my head.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: Seven maybe nine? Seven or nine? Oh? Are you trying
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: to kill me? Bro? Oh? Man, I'm gonna be worn out.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: I'll take my pills. I guess wait, I'm sorry what's
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: going on. We're not on the same page. I don't
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: think pill you're a magician. Yeah, I'm assuming your wife
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: told you about me, and why so many ladies recommend
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: my services. Yeah, you're like a fantastic magician and you're
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: the best in terror. I am a fantastic magician, and
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: I'm even better at other things. I'm a magician slash
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: giggolo magigolo. That's what's my business card. Excuse me, you're
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: you're a what a magigolo? A gigglo like a worker.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: That sounds a little cheap, but that's fine. I don't
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: lot of people don't understand everything that goes into my business.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: But yes, I do magic and I'm also a jiggilow.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: What the dude, You're coming to my kids birthday party
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and you're a face tex worker. Again, that sounds
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: a little trashy, but I understand that you're confused. I
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: do magic tricks for the kids, and then after that,
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: I do some more magic tricks for the ladies. Oh
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: my god, Oh you sound like you sound like one
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: of the women who's seen my work. Are you seriously
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: the thing you do? You go and you have with
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: children's moms at birthday party. I mean, I guess if
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna really trim it down and take the fancy
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: bows off it. Yeah, that's a really shortened, rude version
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: of what I do. But I perform for the children.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: I do great magic tricks for them. They're all entertained,
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: and after the magic portion is done, while they're playing
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: or whatever I usually use. Do you have a guest
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: bedroom that I could use? Where will I be? Oh
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: my god, you're sick. You're disgusting. There's no way that
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: my wife would have done this. It's highly advertised on
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: my website and everywhere else, so I'm assuming that your
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: wife hired me for a reason. No, she probably had
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: no idea what she was doing. There's obviously that's some
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: sort of mistake. Look, I understand your concern, and don't worry. Okay,
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: this is not my first rodeo or kids party or whatever.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: I bring two wands, one for the kids and the
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: other one for the mommies. Stop talking, I'm stop giving
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: me details. I don't need to know anything more about
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: what it is. But it sounds like you do, because
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: it sounds like my job is very confusing to you
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: and as a majiggolo, I want to make sure that
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: we get everything out in the open and then close
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: the door so nobody sees it. You know what I mean. Oh, stop,
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: that was a joke. I get to just do not
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: come to my house. Oh, your wife already put down
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: the deposits, so I feel it's only right as a
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: business professional to also give her my deposit. Oh man,
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: she paid for him. No, you do not talk about
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: my wife like that. Okay, I put up with you.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: Do not talk about my wife like that. Right, No talkie,
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: just action, got it. No, if I even get a
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: lift of you near my house tomorrow, I will call
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: the police and you will go to jail. Okay, Well,
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: then I should tell you this is a prank phone call.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: That'd probably be good to do right about now. Oh yeah,
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure that's what you can do. When
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: people threatened to call the cops on you, you probably
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: always say it's a joke, so you don't take anything
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: about I do usually do that. Yeah, but this is
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the Morning doing
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your wife set you up.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: So it is the legitie talking about it's a prank
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: phone call. Your wife set you up for it. It's
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: a joke. She told me all about your kids party
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: and wanted to mess with you. So you're not a
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: majigalo trying to sleep with my wife and all the
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: other morrow. No, I don't know magic, So now that off. Okay.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: She told me all about your son's birthday party, and
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if I could get you upset.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: Did it work? It sounds like it worked. Who you
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: got me? I? I was angry. I broke the pen
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: I was holding in my hand. I know some fun
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: games we could play with that pen. Save it for me?
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: Where I get there? Week up every morning with Jubal
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Pune Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On removing
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: ninety two point five