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Phone Tap: Blood Donor Actor · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a mom and present her with an
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  Speaker 1: offer that most parents could only dream of, saying, we
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  Speaker 1: want to turn your child into the next big time
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood star, and we already have his first paid acting
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  Speaker 1: gig all lined up. I bet we do. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: not sure as a parent she's going to be thrilled
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  Speaker 1: with her son performing on the city streets. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it is for a good cause, though. You're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: it in your phone. Tapp right now's phone taps on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Andrea Reed?
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  Speaker 2: Is? Is she is?
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  Speaker 1: My name is George Villain. I'm sorry to call you
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  Speaker 1: like this, but I got your number from mister Harror.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's a director at the Village Theater.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So look I saw your son, Nathan and his performance
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  Speaker 1: in that Charlie Brown play last weekend. Yeah, she was adorable,
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  Speaker 1: he was and he was actually incredible on age.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you. Yes, he worked so hard
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  Speaker 2: and he like it's just passing. He loved it. Since
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  Speaker 2: he was literally he's been like in classes and oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he was doing little musical numbers in
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  Speaker 1: the womb. Even that was funny. You can use that,
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  Speaker 1: just tell people that he's doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thanks, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and the reason I'm calling is I just have
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  Speaker 1: to say. I come across a lot of young talent
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  Speaker 1: all over the country, and I work with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of different companies, and I think we may actually have
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  Speaker 1: an acting job that would pay Nathan over one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: What, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually for the local charity blood drive.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. I think he's too little to give blood, isn't he.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, he doesn't have to give any blood. It's
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  Speaker 1: just we're kicking off this big push to get people
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  Speaker 1: to donate themselves. So Nathan just needs to stand outside
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  Speaker 1: of the van, looking sickly and shout I need your blood,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in a little hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Gain you you want him to stand in front.
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  Speaker 1: Of what, just stand in front of the donation van,
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  Speaker 1: kind of looking sick, walking around, maybe with a little
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  Speaker 1: limp in his leg, so people feel bad for him
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  Speaker 1: and are motivated to donate.
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  Speaker 2: Mister suggested us for this.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't know exactly what the job was. I just
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  Speaker 1: asked if I could get your number from him, And look,
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  Speaker 1: if you're worried about how Nathan's gonna appear, We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: put makeup on him to make sure he comes across
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  Speaker 1: more pale. I don't, you know, really sell it. We'll
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  Speaker 1: give him one of those ivy drip bags too, to
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  Speaker 1: walk around with like he's not doing very well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know how important blood donation is. I
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  Speaker 2: donate myself, but I don't know. Is there like something else?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, there is going to be something else, because
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  Speaker 1: that's just the first weekend. The second weekend, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: put little Nathan in an actual hospital bed out on
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  Speaker 1: the sidewalk with a big sign that says this child
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  Speaker 1: needs blood. You can just say his eyes closed for it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have that machine next to him that goes, you know, beep,
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  Speaker 1: just you know, really sell it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're really just trying to pull up people's heartstrings
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing is that it's awful and it's
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  Speaker 2: a lie, and I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I hear what you're saying. But if you think
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  Speaker 1: about it, all acting jobs are lies.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but you're not hurting anybody. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're on the fence, but maybe this
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  Speaker 1: would change your mind. You know, Macaulay Culkin, Big child start.
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  Speaker 1: So he actually got his first big break in an
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  Speaker 1: ad for jaundice medication and he didn't have jaundice. They
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  Speaker 1: had to spray paint his cheeks yellow. And then the
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  Speaker 1: next thing, you know, after that commercial, Boom Home Alone
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  Speaker 1: three gives him a fifty million dollar pay check. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is gonna be a really
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  Speaker 1: good chance for Nathan to make it big.
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  Speaker 2: This is not exactly what we had in mind for him.
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  Speaker 2: Like you look for fun, he's having a good time.
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  Speaker 2: We're thinking like like musicals and plays.
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  Speaker 1: And I hear we turn it into a musical, give
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  Speaker 1: him a little like walking cane, have him dance around
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  Speaker 1: singing that he needs blood no, and then he falls down,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because he doesn't have enough blood in him.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking, No, that's that's not what
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking. I'm thinking this is ridiculous and really yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just I just don't think this is right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is disappointing because your little sister Gigi said
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  Speaker 1: Nathan would definitely be up for doing this.
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  Speaker 2: My little sister, jeez.
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  Speaker 1: She said that Nathan would totally beg for blood. After
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  Speaker 1: we do this prank phone call on. Yeah, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's a prank. My name is My name is jeff
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. It was your
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  Speaker 1: sister's idea. She said, she loves it when she gets
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  Speaker 1: a chance to annoy you one Yet, so you bought it.
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  Speaker 1: You actually thought that it was a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: I bought it. I believe I'm usually some crazy agency'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Gig thought it was good. I know she
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  Speaker 1: would have given all of her blood if she saw
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  Speaker 1: Nathan do that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, she's so terrible. Book in Jeffrey's Phone
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  Speaker 2: Taps on the twenties