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May 22nd, 2026: The Better Sister Takeover · The Daily Sarcast

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  This podcast is brought to you by Therapy. It really is for everyone.
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  Wait, this isn't Lindsay. That's probably what you're thinking right now.
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  And you're right. As part of Lindsay's birthday week, she decided to give you
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  the best gift of all by not having to listen to her for one whole day.
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  That's right. It's the better sister.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Starcast. I give you the news and maybe you laughed.
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  I'm the better sister, Nicole, and today is May 22nd, 2026.
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  In real news, researchers are continuing to work on AI tools that can help interpret
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  animal communication, including dolphin clicks and dog vocalizations.
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  So instead of our family dog Zoe just staring at us with attitude,
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  she can tell us what she really wants. More treats.
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  The Knicks are three wins away from their first NBA Finals appearance in 27
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  years. New York hasn't been this close since 2000.
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  I don't fully know what that means, but based on the screaming in the city,
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  it feels deeply important. in. This weekend is Memorial Day weekend.
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  Some people have already started and some are anxiously waiting to get off work
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  to beat the traffic down to the shore.
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  Memorial Day is a day of remembrance honoring U.S. service members who lost
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  their lives in the military service.
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  In Lindsay Live, we are currently on day three of who knows how many celebrating Lindsay's birthday.
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  I do have to give it to her. She really does know how to celebrate the small
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  things, including always having a celebration for every single new jobs she's
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  ever had. We're currently on 53.
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  MVP of this week goes to our dad because, well, if you know Lindsay and you
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  know my dad, you know he deserves it all and so much more.
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  MVP also goes out to all the teachers trying to finish up the school year. You really got this.
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  Cooking tip of the day. Don't know what to make for dinner? Just go to happy hour.
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  Feedback, comments, questions. Know any cute single Jewish boys looking for
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  a date? Please, for the love of God, on behalf of my entire family and everyone
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  who is in Lindsay's lives, please email her, lindsay at thedailysarcast.com.
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  Thanks so much for listening, and have a great weekend.