Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Prelim Pics
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And recently we
- 0:02Speaker 1: got an email from a guy who's getting close to
- 0:04Speaker 1: a milestone birthday forty years old. So he scheduled his
- 0:11Speaker 1: very first colonoscopy. Is interesting, a lot different than you sixty.
- 0:19Speaker 2: He's gonna take some tombs before we make thistasy.
- 0:22Speaker 1: This is the thing. Ever since he put it on
- 0:24Speaker 1: his calendar, his wife has been giving him such a
- 0:27Speaker 1: hard time, making so many jokes at his expense. Hey,
- 0:30Speaker 1: but everyone should do it, it's very important. Well, now
- 0:35Speaker 1: he has had enough, is enough? It is time to
- 0:38Speaker 1: get back at his wife before the big exam happens.
- 0:41Speaker 1: So we do our best. In your phone tap right
- 0:44Speaker 1: now an Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Kathy. This is
- 0:55Speaker 1: Glenn from the offices of doctor Robert. Hi.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Glenn, Hi.
- 1:00Speaker 1: It says here that you are going to be driving
- 1:03Speaker 1: your husband's silas to and from his colonoscoby appointment.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Uh yep, I'm the one doing the driving. Uh yeah,
- 1:12Speaker 2: and his wife's so bad part of the deal, I guess.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, so great. I'm just gonna check that off
- 1:18Speaker 1: of my list. Okay, is that it almost so? His
- 1:25Speaker 1: exam is not for another ten days. Okay, and the
- 1:30Speaker 1: doctor has asked if you could send us some of
- 1:32Speaker 1: the prelimbs.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Uh, what what do you mean by prelimbs?
- 1:38Speaker 1: I don't. He kind of wants to know what we're
- 1:40Speaker 1: going to be working with, so we don't have to
- 1:42Speaker 1: do like a two day thing. We can just tackle
- 1:45Speaker 1: it all on one visit.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's only supposed to be one visit.
- 1:50Speaker 2: I don't what what do you mean tackle it?
- 1:52Speaker 1: I just mean we'll need to get some pictures of
- 1:55Speaker 1: the area before the procedure. iPhone thirteen or above. That'll
- 2:02Speaker 1: totally work.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Do you mean, like at the hospital.
- 2:07Speaker 1: You need a picture of the r No, No, it'd
- 2:09Speaker 1: be best if you did it at home and just
- 2:11Speaker 1: send those over to us.
- 2:13Speaker 2: I didn't think there was anything that you had to
- 2:16Speaker 2: do like beforehand.
- 2:19Speaker 1: I see, is the problem that you don't have an
- 2:20Speaker 1: iPhone thirteen because we can know it, we can lend
- 2:24Speaker 1: you one.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no, no, I have an iPhone. That's not the issue.
- 2:27Speaker 2: I just don't understand what you're wanting.
- 2:31Speaker 1: It's okay, simple. I just need you to snap a
- 2:33Speaker 1: few photos of the area that we're going to be
- 2:36Speaker 1: working on.
- 2:38Speaker 2: What area?
- 2:39Speaker 1: Are you confused? At all, because this is a colonoscopy,
- 2:43Speaker 1: like I mean technically, yes.
- 2:49Speaker 2: No, that that can't be right.
- 2:52Speaker 1: You don't the doctor just needs to see before he
- 2:55Speaker 1: does the work.
- 2:57Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. I think that legal for
- 3:00Speaker 2: me to send pictures of my husband's.
- 3:02Speaker 1: But maybe it's not. And can you please stop using
- 3:06Speaker 1: that terminology?
- 3:07Speaker 2: What?
- 3:08Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not very professional. Just refer to it as
- 3:11Speaker 1: this area.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Why would you need a picture of the area. I
- 3:16Speaker 2: don't understand why you would.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Need that picture it like this, imagine like a map
- 3:21Speaker 1: of the Grand Canyon. Oh god, it's nice to know
- 3:24Speaker 1: what route you need to take in order to navigate
- 3:27Speaker 1: it properly.
- 3:28Speaker 2: That's like the worst analogy you that are possibly picked
- 3:32Speaker 2: for this scenario.
- 3:33Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make it relatable.
- 3:35Speaker 2: So I don't know. This doesn't just seems very strange.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I understand it sounds like that, but I assure you
- 3:41Speaker 1: this is very normal. I'd say in the last year,
- 3:44Speaker 1: most doctors in the facility require this.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, doctor's just one a bunch of pictures of people's.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Areas for medical purposes. Yes, so, do you have a
- 3:54Speaker 1: pen and paper? Because I can just give you a
- 3:56Speaker 1: couple quick notes. Okay, if you don't, it's going to
- 3:59Speaker 1: take a whole lot long longer. Sure, yeah, okay, So
- 4:05Speaker 1: what I'm gonna need is an above, a below, and
- 4:10Speaker 1: a starfish prefer.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Oh come on, just I thought we were using area.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Okay, the starfish area. So three high quality pictures. Try
- 4:20Speaker 1: to use portrait mode because you know, we don't want
- 4:23Speaker 1: to go live action with this, but as close as
- 4:25Speaker 1: you can get.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Can he just take the pictures himself?
- 4:29Speaker 1: The angles of that are going to be really difficult.
- 4:31Speaker 2: You know.
- 4:31Speaker 1: If they do it themselves, we get a lot of
- 4:33Speaker 1: blurry ones. They miss it totally.
- 4:36Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess Okay, if.
- 4:38Speaker 1: You're nervous, I can walk you through it over the phone.
- 4:41Speaker 2: It's not the taking of the picture that's the problem,
- 4:45Speaker 2: it's the picture itself.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Well, and your husband told me that he can't wait
- 4:49Speaker 1: for the photo session. It could be like a bonding thing.
- 4:53Speaker 2: When did he tell you that?
- 4:54Speaker 1: When he asked me to set you up for the
- 4:56Speaker 1: spring phone call? Wait? What my name is j I
- 5:00Speaker 1: don't work at the doctor's office. I'm from a radio
- 5:02Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, your husband
- 5:04Speaker 1: asked us to do a phone tab Sila said that
- 5:11Speaker 1: you've been joking a lot with him about his first
- 5:13Speaker 1: colon oscary coming up, so he wanted to joke back
- 5:15Speaker 1: with you.
- 5:18Speaker 2: I really wanted to take a picture of his butt.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Well, hey, maybe try. You might like it more than
- 5:24Speaker 1: you realize.
- 5:26Speaker 2: No, I don't think that weak up. Every morning was
- 5:31Speaker 2: phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in
- 5:35Speaker 2: the morning,