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Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brooke is a woman of many talents. I'm struggling to
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  Speaker 1: think of one right now, but I know there's many.
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  Speaker 2: She knows how to put food together.
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  Speaker 3: I can tap dance.
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  Speaker 1: But one talent that she definitely does not possess And
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean this in a negative way at all.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you never did.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the way it is. She cannot pull off
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  Speaker 1: any voices, impersonations, or accents.
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  Speaker 3: Accents are hard for me. It's like, I'm also not
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  Speaker 3: good at foreign languages. I feel like it's a hearing
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  Speaker 3: issue for me. Yeah, there's like an ear. I can't
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  Speaker 3: take what my brain wants it to say and get
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  Speaker 3: it to come out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke has so much personality naturally, there's no room for
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  Speaker 1: any extras to fit in. And so today, we have
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  Speaker 1: her do a lot of accents.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that I want you guys to hear this.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, if you're interviewing for a job, you
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  Speaker 1: need to sound smart. And how do you instantly sound smart?
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  Speaker 1: By talking in a foreign accent. Duh.
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  Speaker 3: Duh.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to see if Brooke can pull it
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  Speaker 1: off in your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Are we really going to air it?
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  Speaker 4: We're doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Right now.
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  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Good day to you, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Julie P?
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  Speaker 4: It is. Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is Sandrine Mugglestone. I have an appointment to
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  Speaker 3: interview for the vacant operations manager position.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get my resume that I sent over?
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  Speaker 4: Your what?
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  Speaker 5: My resume, Natalie. Yes, Natalie sent over my resume.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're the person that Natalie referred to me. I see.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I just have your name on here as
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  Speaker 4: being Sandy Stone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, I like to use my full birthright name
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  Speaker 3: when talking in an interview. Sure.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little surprised by your accent. Now I didn't
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  Speaker 4: mention where you were from.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this old accent, yes. I'm just a regular Margaret Thatcher,
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't you say?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I guess so. You're both English sounding.
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  Speaker 4: My family's from.
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  Speaker 3: A small village, a quaint place.
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  Speaker 5: You've probably never heard of it. The Kensington up in
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  Speaker 5: Crumpetsville Grove.
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  Speaker 4: Which is where again?
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's just yonder, down the bouldered path of
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  Speaker 3: the Hirshire, Hirshireshire.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: They say the more names, the smarter the people are
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  Speaker 3: in the village.
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  Speaker 4: Do they say that? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: They do.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, this sounds very silly. Like, I feel like
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  Speaker 4: this is all kind of made up.
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  Speaker 3: Oy, crikey.
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  Speaker 5: You got me whoa wait ah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you just change your accent like is that a
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  Speaker 2: totally different accent.
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  Speaker 3: Mate you found me out what sorry i fibbed a
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  Speaker 3: little bit there i'm really from the land down under
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  Speaker 3: are you from australia ah sheila you're a smart one
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  Speaker 3: yeah studies show that aussies have the highest intelligence out
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  Speaker 3: of any nation well outside of japan.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't know that, but you know, it's not
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  Speaker 4: really relevant.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we could tussle in a bush about it, but
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  Speaker 3: we don't need to.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but you
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  Speaker 4: definitely don't sound Australian either. Like, I don't know what's
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  Speaker 4: going on.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably my grandpappy from Ireland coming through.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I spent a lot of time with him
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  Speaker 5: as a wee lass, and flow in and out of
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  Speaker 5: different accents, but you know what they say, the more
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  Speaker 5: languages you speak, the smarter you are.
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  Speaker 4: You're only speaking one language. I'm sorry. I don't have
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  Speaker 4: time for this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's just that when Natalie recommended the position, she
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  Speaker 3: said you were looking for someone who has, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the skills with the people and knows a lot about
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  Speaker 3: different cultures.
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  Speaker 4: I never said any of that to her.
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  Speaker 2: I just said I needed someone who could handle the job,
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  Speaker 2: like who had the experience and was smart.
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  Speaker 3: You know us Irish, we drink so much because, you know,
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  Speaker 3: we got to kill some of the brain cells. We
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  Speaker 3: have too many. We're that smart.
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  Speaker 5: Can you believe it?
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying, are you drunk right now?
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  Speaker 3: Perhaps, but, you know, I can still function.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Higher than the average.
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  Speaker 3: That's the genetics from grandpappy.
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  Speaker 4: I really, I'm going to have to go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, don't go. Don't go. Are you sure you're
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  Speaker 3: just not intimidated by my Australian, Irish, British, Scottish accent?
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  Speaker 2: No, there's nothing intimidating about it. It's really hard to
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  Speaker 2: listen to, and I don't want to talk to you anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, maybe you'd be more impressed if I used
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  Speaker 3: my dumb radio voice and I told you this was
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  Speaker 3: a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: I truly thought that you were a drunk, crazy person.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I may be that. That may be true still.
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  Speaker 3: But your friend Natalie set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was going to have to, like, call
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  Speaker 2: the police or something because you sounded so insane.
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  Speaker 3: Put me in the old pally wagon, will you? It's
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  Speaker 3: not like it'd be my first time. I'm really going
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  Speaker 3: to work on that.
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  Speaker 2: I promise. I don't think it's going to help.
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  Speaker 4: You're pretty bad.