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Phone Tap: I Made An Oopsie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Quick Q. When someone says I made an oopsie? What
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  Speaker 1: does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: To?
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  Speaker 1: People say? Not sure, but what does it mean? Like Alexis,
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  Speaker 1: say you're over at Jose's apartment and he turns to
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  Speaker 1: you and says, sorry, but I made an oopsie. I
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  Speaker 1: know your immediate thought is he dropped one of his
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  Speaker 1: low sugar vegan mini donuts down the drain accidentally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah is that not your thought? No, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 3: leave regardless.
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  Speaker 1: But to be fair, oopsy can mean different things depending
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  Speaker 1: on the person and the context. Like today, when Brooke
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  Speaker 1: poses as an elementary school teacher and tell someone over
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  Speaker 1: the phone that she made an oopsie and continues to
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  Speaker 1: make oopsis all throughout the conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Is so uncomfortous?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? You're gonna find out? In your phone?
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is miss Darcy from Brick Elementary. Am I speaking with
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  Speaker 3: Caleb's dad? Walter?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? This is he.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Walter. I don't think we've met. I'm your son's teacher.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we missed you at curriculum night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we were going to go and then something
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  Speaker 2: came up and I'm sorry, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: You have better things to do than invest in your
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  Speaker 3: child's education. What, I'm just pulling your pickle.
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  Speaker 2: So you pulled my pickle the expression.
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  Speaker 3: Us elementary school teachers say, got to keep it clean.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So I was going to have a conversation
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  Speaker 3: with you that night, but since you didn't show up,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to talk to you about Caleb's math.
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  Speaker 2: Is he not doing well? What's what's going on with A?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're working on division and Caleb is putting the
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  Speaker 3: dot in the wrong place and oh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry he's uh hello, hello, Sorry I.
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  Speaker 3: Just did an oopsie? What Yeah, that's nature for you. Anyways,
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  Speaker 3: it's probably best if we just keep talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Kleb uh sure in math?
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh.
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  Speaker 2: See h h hello, that was a big.
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  Speaker 3: Word oopsie as we speak.
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  Speaker 2: Are you okay? Can I ask you?
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  Speaker 4: Let's just say, I ate a Philly cheese steak earlier
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  Speaker 4: today and that was my bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, we could we can do this at another time.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I can't. You know, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: on vacation, So let's just knock this out seriously.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if if you want to just handle whatever
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  Speaker 2: it is and call me back in five minutes. I'll
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  Speaker 2: be here.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't think I could get up if
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  Speaker 4: I tried. We'll just finish and then I have maintenance
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  Speaker 4: replace my chair.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god.
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  Speaker 4: So anyway, so anyway, when Caleb popsy in his math paper, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think you should call me.
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  Speaker 3: He went over his incorrect answer. Overall, I think he
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  Speaker 3: took it pretty well.
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  Speaker 2: But I think I think you should hang up because
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  Speaker 2: whatever's going on with you or the oopsie or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: it's obviously distracting you, and it's definitely distracted me and
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  Speaker 2: taken away from what you're trying to tell me.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to be on the phone. When my
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  Speaker 3: Philly cheesesteak sauces dripping into my grated papers? What, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I was doing an oopsy? Oh it sure
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  Speaker 3: is greasy.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't really always going on. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was Oh god, no, never mind. See
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  Speaker 2: is there like a paper towel around you or something?
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  Speaker 2: Is there a clone or a nappin or a fountain
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: That had nothing to do with the sauce? I just
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  Speaker 3: my pants?
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  Speaker 2: You what?
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  Speaker 3: Quadruple oopsy?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think we should table this.
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  Speaker 4: Discussion, would say, poopsy.
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  Speaker 2: This is Uh, this is t M I and I
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  Speaker 2: really think that I'd like to forget that shover happened.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't forget.
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  Speaker 2: No I won't. But I'm crying because it's.
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  Speaker 3: Being recorded, because it's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: It's a I'm sorry, it's a what it's a joke.
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  Speaker 3: My name's Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: That was funny? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: So you thought I did something, but I didn't do it,
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  Speaker 3: and then I did do it. Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 3: big oopsie.
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  Speaker 2: Like oops and I was trying to figure so.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife, Gina set you up. She feels guilty about
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  Speaker 3: missing curriculum night and apparently you told her it's not
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  Speaker 3: a big deal, so she wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: When you did the quadruple oopsie, I thought, uh no,
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  Speaker 2: this was too much.
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  Speaker 4: So did my chair period the week up.
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