Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Prison Favor
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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- 0:16Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And if you go back
- 0:19Speaker 1: to the history of the prank phone call, the classic
- 0:22Speaker 1: one that's always being played on YouTube videos or wherever
- 0:25Speaker 1: you hear them is the guy who accidentally calls the
- 0:28Speaker 1: wrong number, but then he gets the person to stay
- 0:31Speaker 1: on the line long enough to try to convince him
- 0:33Speaker 1: to do something weird. Yeah, it is classic, it is.
- 0:36Speaker 1: I love it still well today that person is our
- 0:40Speaker 1: own Jose Bolanos, and he poses as a guy who's
- 0:43Speaker 1: currently in jail. Oh yeah, and this is his one
- 0:47Speaker 1: phone call, so it has to count. You'll find out
- 0:50Speaker 1: how it goes in your phone tapp right now. The
- 0:56Speaker 1: twenties tell me I'm five, Hello, hey man, put Hector
- 1:03Speaker 1: on the phone. Who I said, Hector? You can't hear me.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I need him on the phone right now, man, I'm
- 1:09Speaker 1: in a lot of here, Okay, So put him on
- 1:11Speaker 1: the phone. There's no hector at this number. Huh, there's
- 1:15Speaker 1: no hector at this number. Who is this? Who are you? Man?
- 1:18Speaker 1: Who who am I talking to? Right now? This is Keith?
- 1:22Speaker 1: I think you have the wrong number. Wait wait wait, no, no, no,
- 1:24Speaker 1: is this two seven five six five two? Right close?
- 1:29Speaker 1: This is two seven six fire off by one number?
- 1:33Speaker 1: Are you getting me? Holmes? Mother? Man? All right, calm down?
- 1:38Speaker 1: Just oh my god, man, call the other number. I can't, Holmes,
- 1:42Speaker 1: I'm locked up right now. Bro, this is my only
- 1:44Speaker 1: phone call a meal. Okay. Look, I'm look sor right.
- 1:50Speaker 1: I need you to understand me. Okay, what's your name? Man?
- 1:52Speaker 1: Can it? There's something stupid Keeth, and you have to
- 1:55Speaker 1: home phone number, so I don't think I can help them. Okay, okay, whatever, man,
- 1:59Speaker 1: Look I'm in some deep all right. Just give a
- 2:01Speaker 1: message to my friend for me. Okay. I don't know you, yo,
- 2:06Speaker 1: whatever homes it doesn't matter. Okay, do you have a
- 2:09Speaker 1: pen in the paper. All it is is dial the
- 2:11Speaker 1: same number that you have, just at a four instead
- 2:14Speaker 1: of But if I'm comfortable with that, please hold me.
- 2:16Speaker 1: You're my only home man. This is my only phone
- 2:19Speaker 1: call and then they're gonna lock me up forever. Man.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Please call my friend Hector. Okay, that's all I need
- 2:25Speaker 1: from you, bro, really quickly, and then you're done. He
- 2:31Speaker 1: got it. Ready, You're ready. Okay, you're gonna call a
- 2:35Speaker 1: guy named Hector, but he doesn't know you, so you
- 2:37Speaker 1: have to call him by his nickname is Shoelace, Yes,
- 2:41Speaker 1: shoe lace man. Once he's on the phone, just tell him.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Tik Tak says, I know where the money is, and
- 2:47Speaker 1: you don't have to break in the jail and stab
- 2:49Speaker 1: me with a toothbrush if you want it right. Okay, Okay,
- 2:53Speaker 1: look man, I'm sorry. I'm going through some show right now. Yeah.
- 2:56Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I can do this.
- 2:58Speaker 1: I don't think I can help you. I mean, I'm
- 3:01Speaker 1: it's a little uncomfortable right now. No, no, no, you
- 3:03Speaker 1: don't get at home. Okay, you're just giving someone a message.
- 3:06Speaker 1: That's all you're doing. Okay, there's no problem here. It's
- 3:09Speaker 1: very easy, okay. I mean it's like weird you're asking
- 3:13Speaker 1: me to do I no, no, man, it's not weird.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Just say these TikTok said, I know where the money
- 3:19Speaker 1: is and I'll split it with you, but you have
- 3:21Speaker 1: to tell me where the knife is hidden. What what
- 3:24Speaker 1: are you talking about? Knife? I can't do that. I
- 3:27Speaker 1: need the knife. It's important. I don't know where it is. Okay.
- 3:30Speaker 1: If I don't have the knife, they can't in a
- 3:32Speaker 1: crime on me. Okay. And you need the bargain for no, no,
- 3:35Speaker 1: no, no no, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna
- 3:38Speaker 1: bargain for you with a gangsterning shoe. Hey. You know what, bro,
- 3:42Speaker 1: you sound like a You sound like a bro. I'm
- 3:45Speaker 1: asking you to do is make one phone call and
- 3:48Speaker 1: play telegraph. Okay. I don't even know you, man, and
- 3:51Speaker 1: like you're pressuring me to talk to trust your Hey, Hey,
- 3:55Speaker 1: calm down, white boy, Okay, let me talk to you
- 3:57Speaker 1: real quick. Don't be scared of shoelace. Okay, Man, he's
- 4:00Speaker 1: like a giant teddy bear at hard like he's local
- 4:03Speaker 1: or whatever. He'll stab you. But I call the ambulance after.
- 4:06Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna call sula. Okay, You're like,
- 4:09Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do this for you. Okay, Yeah, call
- 4:12Speaker 1: somebody else and have the phone. Oh I wouldn't hang
- 4:15Speaker 1: up just yeah, bro, you don't want to see diktak
- 4:17Speaker 1: angry homes threatening. Oh, I'm threatening you with a frank
- 4:21Speaker 1: phone call right now. Where's it? This is actually Jose
- 4:28Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook of Jeffrey in the Morning.
- 4:30Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. It's a total joke. Man,
- 4:35Speaker 1: Your buddy Mark said you. He said, you keep getting
- 4:38Speaker 1: like wrong number spam calls and you won't to mess
- 4:40Speaker 1: with you guys crazy. Hey, don't call me crazy. Home
- 4:45Speaker 1: Shoelace is the crazy one, man. He'll got you. Listen. Yeah,
- 4:49Speaker 1: oh my god. Ju week up every morning with phone
- 4:55Speaker 1: tap two point five