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Phone Tap: Chubby Baby Photoshoot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a woman who hired
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  Speaker 1: a photographer to take newborn photos of her baby over
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  Speaker 1: at the photography studio. And she doesn't just need digital prints,
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  Speaker 1: she needs hard copies that she can drop off at
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  Speaker 1: her church to go on their monthly bulletin announcing the
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  Speaker 1: child's baptism.
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  Speaker 2: I was in our church's bulletins.
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  Speaker 1: So she's expecting those pictures back today. But there could
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  Speaker 1: be a small issue, or maybe it's a much larger issue.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna understand when you hear your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Ellen Baer. Yes, this is on
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  Speaker 2: Good Morning. I'm calling from photography. My name is Hugh
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  Speaker 2: you blew it.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, I've been actually waiting for you this to call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, hello here I am.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm calling because of the photo shoot that you
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  Speaker 2: recently did with us with your newborn. Well, I think
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a new a newborn, maybe a toddler.
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  Speaker 2: Hard to tell.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's eleven months.
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  Speaker 2: He's eleven months.
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  Speaker 3: I've been like anxiously awaiting the previews, so I'm excited
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  Speaker 3: to hear from you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, they turned out great, great, So I'm excited
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  Speaker 2: for you that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: When can I pick them up?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, that's what I need to talk to you about.
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  Speaker 2: There was a little bit of a situation we had
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  Speaker 2: on our end.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's not it's one of our photographers, the one
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  Speaker 2: that was in charge of your photo shoot. He's newish
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  Speaker 2: just to photography. What and the pictures will? They could
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  Speaker 2: look different a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to cut you off to the quick. What
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  Speaker 3: are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, apparently he used the wrong lens when he
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  Speaker 2: took pictures of your baby. And yeah, so all the
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  Speaker 2: pictures looks like he's about ten to fifteen pounds larger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait wait really happy?
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  Speaker 3: Like wait, hold on, hold on, but is it like
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  Speaker 3: a like? Is it like a still like? What do
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  Speaker 3: you mean he looks ten to fifteen pounds heavier?
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, I want to paint this as a positive
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  Speaker 2: because the pictures are so.
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  Speaker 3: Cute and they're positive.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's just say your baby's pictures look like if
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  Speaker 2: he fell into a Crispy Cream donut factory and he
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  Speaker 2: had to eat his cute little way out. Wait, every
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  Speaker 2: donut in the factory.
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  Speaker 3: So your photographer made my baby look fat? Is what
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  Speaker 3: you're telling me. I don't think you.
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  Speaker 2: Probably didn't notice or I'm not sure, but hey, you
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  Speaker 2: know what they say, everyone loves a chubby baby. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, it's even cuter than it was before.
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  Speaker 3: He's already chubby. If you guys need him look chubbier,
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  Speaker 3: he's gonna look morbidly obese. What are you telling you right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a little harsh, morbidly cute.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you're understanding what I'm telling you. I
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  Speaker 3: need these pictures today because they're going to the church
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  Speaker 3: for my son's baptism to be on a bulletin board.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he's getting baptized. That's so cute. Hopefully they have
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  Speaker 2: like a really big tub for him. It's bad. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm joking. I'm joking because the pictures are bigger. Your
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  Speaker 2: child obviously will fit into the regular that they use,
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  Speaker 2: unless he's eating a lot since the photography session, are
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  Speaker 2: you you may need like a shower almost or just
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  Speaker 2: a larger.
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  Speaker 3: I heard really enough from you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't appreciate your attitude right now, and you're
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  Speaker 3: not giving me options to fix this, so you need
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  Speaker 3: to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Well we tried to photoshop it, and we
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  Speaker 2: did have a little bit of success with that. We
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  Speaker 2: were able to shrink his head, but then it just
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  Speaker 2: made his fingers larger. New to photoshop for photographers, not editors. Right,
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  Speaker 2: you don't do it a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you guys digitally deforming my child?
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  Speaker 2: That's funny you say that because my assistant saw it
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  Speaker 2: and he was like, oh, are we going to a carnival.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's a big baby. It's just a large child.
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  Speaker 3: I need you guys to refund me immediately. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to hear any more from any of you.
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  Speaker 2: I remember now. I was actually gonna mention this photo
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  Speaker 2: might save you a bunch of cash in the future.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You can hand these same pictures out to friends and
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  Speaker 2: family every year. That's him in preschool, this is him
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  Speaker 2: in kindergarten. It's very unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Just stop talking. I'm so done with you. This is
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  Speaker 3: the most ridiculous phone call I've ever had in my light.
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  Speaker 2: I did not think you were going to be upset
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  Speaker 2: about this.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't think I was going to be upset about
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  Speaker 3: my baby being gigantic and large and photos that I
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  Speaker 3: need or tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Brian said that you wouldn't freak out about it.
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  Speaker 3: You spoke to my husband already.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the one who set you up for this
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  Speaker 2: whole prank phone call. Hold on, what do you mean
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  Speaker 2: there's no fat pictures of your baby? This was all
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  Speaker 2: made up. Everything is fine.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, you need to run the struture. So
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  Speaker 3: my pictures are okay, let's.
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  Speaker 2: Just let's let's start with. My name is jose for
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  Speaker 2: the rad show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
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  Speaker 2: we just did a phone tap on you. Oh from Brian,
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  Speaker 2: your husband.
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  Speaker 3: He set you up.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you're nervous about the baby photos.
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  Speaker 3: You are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, we're not serious. Obviously.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get over the fact that you told me
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  Speaker 3: I had a gigantic baby and I believed every.
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  Speaker 2: Second of the Well, I mean, it's either a gigantic
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  Speaker 2: baby or like a small boulder. I can't figure it
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  Speaker 2: out yet. Yeah. It's got a face though, and it's smiling,
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  Speaker 2: that's for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and the Krispy Kreme I'll never eat there again.
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  Speaker 3: Wake Up every.
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  Speaker 2: Morning was Boom tab weekday mornings on the twenties. Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning,