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Phone Tap: Dad Bod Island · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: more excited for today's phone tap than Alexis. Oh really, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy who not only applied to be
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  Speaker 1: on the show Love Island, but he's actually gotten an
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  Speaker 1: email from the producers saying they've seen his video and
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  Speaker 1: are seriously considering him for the next season, and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna mess with his hopes enturi Well, so, I mean
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  Speaker 1: he's already excited about it, but today we're gonna reach
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  Speaker 1: out with even better news. Oh cool, because a newer,
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  Speaker 1: hotter reality show just got greenlit and we're gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: him that we're moving him from Love Island to a
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  Speaker 1: different island. You're gonna find out which one it is
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Tap Mornings on the Twenties. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Flint Duche. I'm the casting director. This is Chase. Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Chase. Hey, what's up? Chase. None of what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Man? Not good, not much. Man. I think
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  Speaker 1: you got our email that we sent about you being
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  Speaker 1: considered for the next season of Love Island. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: totally Yeah. You ready to be a star, My guy,
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  Speaker 1: shut up, No way, way, dude. The people at Paramount
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  Speaker 1: are pumped, the producers, the other casting director. We all
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  Speaker 1: think you might be the perfect fit. Yeah. No, I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm the perfect fit one man, dude. I love
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  Speaker 1: that confidence. But it's not for sure yet. But it
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  Speaker 1: is looking good. This is so insane. Look, even though
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  Speaker 1: you applied for Love Island, I'm gonna let you know
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  Speaker 1: you were actually selected for a hotter, even sexier spinoff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn, okay, okay, all right, yeah what is it?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah? It's called dad bod Island. What what? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Dad boughd Island like Love Island, but thicker. Uh Is
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  Speaker 1: this a joke, dude, No, no joke. It's a real show.
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  Speaker 1: Studios are real excited for. It's gonna launch. I think
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  Speaker 1: in the fall. Okay, I'm not good for that show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a dad bot. I work out a lot. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to take that the wrong way.
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  Speaker 1: With dad bods are in right now. Okay, Seth Rogan,
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  Speaker 1: He's the new Brad Pitt. He's gonna be people's sexiest person. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to offend you, and I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you reach it out and stuff, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a dad bod. Dude, That's just how it is. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's the ultimate sound bite right there. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need you to say that right when you step off
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  Speaker 1: the plane in Paradise. I don't have a dad bud Man. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's TV gold right there. No, no, no, I'm stepping
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  Speaker 1: off the plane on on Love Island. I no, Dad
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  Speaker 1: bought Island, got you written all over it. No, listen,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. If I if I go ahead with this,
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  Speaker 1: people are gonna be trolling me on social media NonStop.
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  Speaker 1: My friends, my family. Okay, Jim Bros. Listen, Happen, listen, Chase,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know anything about this show yet. Like, if
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  Speaker 1: you want a million people on your Insta watching you
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  Speaker 1: eat a dozen e clares? No, Like, what's the difference.
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  Speaker 1: You're still famous? What are you talking about? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to be eating a claies on TV. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be showing off my body that I work really hard on. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure your calves are probably sculpted. Like, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: My everything is sculpted. To my guy, I've seen the photos.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing, you could do whatever you want. Just
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  Speaker 1: don't change the middle. Oh that's the perfect tone. I
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  Speaker 1: need it as a compliment. Forget it, bro, forget it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're not interested anymore. Yeah. I was interested when it
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  Speaker 1: was for Love Island because that's what I applied for,
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  Speaker 1: not for some stupid fatty show Dad dad Bodland of Paradise.
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  Speaker 1: Okay I'm not. It's called dad Bod Island. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: say it right. It's trademarked. And like I said before,
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  Speaker 1: studios love the idea. They've already greenlit season two. Dad
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  Speaker 1: Bob Diner, Dad Bod Diner. A dozen dudes with dad bods,
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  Speaker 1: all living in a diner, eating whatever the hell they want.
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  Speaker 1: They live in the diner. Yeah, there's not even hot
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  Speaker 1: ladies there. It's just about the dads. That downs horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I want to live in a diner with
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  Speaker 1: dudes and no chicks were all fat? Exactly? It is horrible.
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  Speaker 1: It's a total train wreck that no one's gonna want
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  Speaker 1: to turn away from the ratings bonanza. No, no, you're wrong, dude,
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  Speaker 1: You're wrong. Dude, you're wrong. Which one of us is
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  Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry? You were me? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get in there is throwing my hot bod into Love
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  Speaker 1: Island because I know it would work. Da correction, your
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  Speaker 1: dad body onto the island of dad bods. Listen in.
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  Speaker 1: I know you work for like the GV and whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but like I will fight you. I will straight up
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  Speaker 1: fight you if you keep saying that about are you
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  Speaker 1: really bummed because of the show no change? Because of
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  Speaker 1: what your roommate Tarik did? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: What did what Trek had to do with it? Tarik
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  Speaker 1: told me you got a letter from Love Island, so
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  Speaker 1: he wanted me to call and prank you. What my
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  Speaker 1: real name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, man, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Unfortunately, Dad Bought Island isn't a real thing,
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  Speaker 1: not yet. Oh my god. No, I hope it's never
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  Speaker 1: a thing. Are you kidding me? I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see that you gotta want to be on that. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you don't. Oh my god, what's wrong with
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  Speaker 1: Dad boughd Island? Is it worser better than Dad bod Diner?
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  Speaker 1: Dad bud Diner. I couldn't believe exactly. See, you're interested.
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  Speaker 1: You want to watch, don't you? No God? Every morning
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  Speaker 1: with tap We on the twenty, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning