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Phone Tap: Put the Gross in Groceries · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I know Brooks had him, Jose, most of us have
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  Speaker 1: had him. Weird neighbors. They're either super private or super secret.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, Brooks looking over her fence with
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  Speaker 1: a pair of binoculars, trying to see what you're up
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  Speaker 1: to in that bathroom. But why is he digging a
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  Speaker 1: hole at midnight? You know that's his deal. And recently
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  Speaker 1: one guy's wife emailed us saying her husband thinks their
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  Speaker 1: neighbors are into some shady stuff and they keep inviting
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  Speaker 1: them over what. Well, they aren't the only ones who
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  Speaker 1: think that they're grocery delivery guy thinks that too. They
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  Speaker 1: would know you're gonna hear it in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm insta Court.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what I work for Instacurt, I'm your shopper Amelia
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  Speaker 1: Pleasure acquaint your acquaintance. Yeah, can I help you? What's up? No?
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  Speaker 1: I want to help you with your Instacart. I put
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  Speaker 1: the order in. Do you do you do you have
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  Speaker 1: my eye dress or yeah? I got it? Okay, And
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  Speaker 1: you have my groceries gro oh yeah, yeah, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go get those. Oh you haven't started? Yeah, I mean no,
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  Speaker 1: what I don't know how to answer that that. The
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  Speaker 1: question is confusing. I'm not really sure why you're calling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what why did I call? I don't know, man, you
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  Speaker 1: called me? Okay, wait, sorry I remember? Yeah? Are you ready? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready? What do you need? Yeah? So my health
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  Speaker 1: benefits are not the best, man, The tip's already included,
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  Speaker 1: already put it in the app. Is that what you're
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  Speaker 1: asking about? No, No, not about the tip. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: letting you know. I'm gonna be suretless. You're gonna be shirtless? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means I won't be wearing
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  Speaker 1: your shirt were my shirt normally goes? I get that,
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  Speaker 1: but why oh yeah right? Because of my health benefits
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  Speaker 1: they're not the greatest I think he benefit. What does that?
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  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with you wearing a shirt? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Because I think I have something on my back and
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  Speaker 1: I need you to look at it for me. So
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  Speaker 1: if you see now I'm not doing that. It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to like talk to me directly face
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  Speaker 1: to face. You could just put it in the reviews.
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  Speaker 1: You know you want me to put in the reviews?
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  Speaker 1: What's on your back when you walk up to my
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  Speaker 1: house with no shirt on it. Just put like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: five stars great on time? Do it? You could put
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  Speaker 1: like you should get the mole on the bottom left
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  Speaker 1: of his back checked out. You need to wear a
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  Speaker 1: shirt if you're delivering my shirt to my house. You're
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  Speaker 1: the boss. You know. I do odd jobs. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I could babysit. Why I don't even have kids? Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, that's cool. I don't need kids to babysit.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just do it. What is babysitting without kids? Is
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  Speaker 1: that a baby? Is that a riddle? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what what is babysitting? When we talk kids? Are we
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  Speaker 1: done here? I got stuff to do me and I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go. You know what, I recognize your address. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I delivered to your neighbor's house and they have sex.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, I came in one You came in one
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  Speaker 1: time and they were just going at it. Eude, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know that. I just I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: if that was an invitation for me or what. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you even telling me about what my neighbors are doing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about what my neighbors are doing, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I just need my groceries. Gotcha, And when I get there,
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  Speaker 1: I'll make sure to turn your pineapple upside down and
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  Speaker 1: leave it, leave it on the lawn. What. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even order a pineapple? What are you talking about. I'll
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  Speaker 1: get you one, I'll get you extra one. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need a pineapple. I didn't ask for a pineapple. I
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  Speaker 1: don't need you to bring me up cause your neighbors, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure your neighbors standing in Trudy might appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: They say they're invited. They invited you over a ton
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  Speaker 1: of times, and you always say no to them. What
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of read they said that to you, well,
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  Speaker 1: not them. Your wife relayed the information when she said
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  Speaker 1: you up for the sprink? Call? My what that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of what happened? Prank? What? Yeah, crank call. One of
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  Speaker 1: my other side jobs that I do is working as
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  Speaker 1: a radio host, and I do pranks and then I
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  Speaker 1: say cool radio stuff like but you know, but jow,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the radio. Huh. Oh my godd dude, are
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  Speaker 1: you serious. I'm serious, man, you're a really good sport.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife, Maggie set you up for this. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: she said, you think the neighbors are into some weird stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and she thought if the instacart guy knew, it would
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  Speaker 1: really freak you out. I thought it was the weirdest
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  Speaker 1: you've ever heard where you brought up the mole on
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  Speaker 1: your back, and then it just got worse from there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you wouldn't check out a stranger's
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  Speaker 1: mole when they ask you to. I'll check your back
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  Speaker 1: if you check mine. I don't have anything going on
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  Speaker 1: with my back. Man. Did you freak me out like that? Literally?
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  Speaker 1: What is What's what? What's what? The pineapple? What is
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  Speaker 1: that about? I could tell you, or I can let
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  Speaker 1: your neighbors stand in Trudy show you. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I want to know, now, trust me, you want
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  Speaker 1: to know. Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning