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Phone Tap: Simp Gets Vibe Checked · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And let's be honest, Brooke,
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  Speaker 1: you're not far away from your children going out on
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  Speaker 1: dates in real life.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I am job, not that far off.
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  Speaker 1: And it is horrifying to all of us thinking how
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  Speaker 1: you would be in those situations.
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  Speaker 2: They can't date till they're thirty, I think, is what
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And we got an email asking if Brooke could
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  Speaker 1: pose as a mother whose daughter met a guy on hinge.
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  Speaker 1: She was all about it. And the thing is, she's
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  Speaker 1: not some uptight, stiff mom.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, she's cool.
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  Speaker 1: She can relate to the younger generation.
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  Speaker 2: But even have to tell people this, Yeah, don't believe us.
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  Speaker 1: Just listen to the phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: is this Devon he Demon? Can you hear me? Devin?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hear you this Demon.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fun name to say, Devin, Devin Demon.
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  Speaker 3: Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm Charesa's mom. You can call me Bev. It's
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  Speaker 2: sure for Baverna. Don't even think about putting a P
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  Speaker 2: in front of that. Okay. I heard that in junior high,
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  Speaker 2: pul Verna that was a hard time for good old BEV.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you I have no idea who you are, Lady.
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  Speaker 2: I've already told you. I'm Saresa's mom, the girl you
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  Speaker 2: met off of hinge Uh Charsa, the one given main
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  Speaker 2: character energy with the glow up from the flow up.
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  Speaker 2: But you didn't think I was that cool, did you?
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Look, Devin, I just need to suss you out before
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  Speaker 2: your date with my daughter.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you talking like this? And did she tell
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  Speaker 3: you to call me? No?
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  Speaker 2: But I call everyone she matches with. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 2: who's given her the ck? Okay, obviously I just found
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  Speaker 2: out your a is goaded, otherwise she wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 2: link up, so I can back around that one.
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  Speaker 3: Huh buffing' Why are you talking like that?
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  Speaker 2: I recently brushed up on my gen Z slang. If
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  Speaker 2: you can't.
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  Speaker 3: Tell, yeah, you did something.
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  Speaker 2: There was a sick article and the Reader's Digest about it.
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  Speaker 2: I call it the RDA. What are you down with?
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  Speaker 2: R d D Readers Digest Daily?
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  Speaker 3: Man, I swear to God, I have to get back
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  Speaker 3: to work. I don't have time for this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll let you go. Just back to your date.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you want to take her? She'll have the drip, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no need to fit check. I mean she's gonna look
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  Speaker 2: like a snack, a big one, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: You need to stop.
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  Speaker 2: You know I'm not de Lulu because I'm no boomer.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you can take that all the way to
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  Speaker 2: the skimmity bank. Man a term because it should be.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're trying really hard to connect that I'm younger,
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  Speaker 3: your daughter's younger.
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  Speaker 2: But by the way, after your sweet hang, would you
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  Speaker 2: mean up for coming over and being a guest on
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  Speaker 2: my podcast? It's called GIAT talk. We talk about gias.
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  Speaker 3: I want to forget you ever said that. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to hear those words again.
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  Speaker 2: What words GIAT talk or podcast? No, Desia peak energy AF.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know how to respond to an international Bannie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just crossing generations with fits and vibes. It's all
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing. Wow, what you thought I was some basic
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  Speaker 2: Becky without life experience. I almost got a tattoo of
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  Speaker 2: a butterfly on my heine. I don't even show it
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  Speaker 2: to you when you pick her up. No, No, that'll
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  Speaker 2: prove I'm lit.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I get it you're very young and cool.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm not riding the saspas.
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  Speaker 3: Gas Oh jeez.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm really sick of using all these weird terms
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  Speaker 2: because I'm just a radio host doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 2: call on you. Yeah, I'm serious, this is actually a prank.
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  Speaker 2: This is not Cherisa's mom. My name's Broke from a
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  Speaker 2: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your
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  Speaker 2: buddy Eric set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh thank god, man, that was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you've been bread krembin thirst traps all over
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  Speaker 2: the city and wanted me to match your vibe.
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  Speaker 3: No cab that is cringe as hopefully understand that.
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  Speaker 2: Of course they do. It's like six seven, you know,
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  Speaker 2: six seven wow, Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.