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Phone Tap: New to Naturopathic · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Normally, when we do prank calls and we start telling
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  Speaker 1: people silly or outrageous things, they usually act shocked, confused,
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  Speaker 1: maybe even angry, oh a lot. But not today with Andrew,
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  Speaker 1: because his girlfriend signed him up for his first appointment
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  Speaker 1: with a naturopathic doctor, and we were the ones who
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  Speaker 1: were shocked on how much he just agreed to do.
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  Speaker 1: You'll hear in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, good morning, Am I speaking with Andrew.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you are who I knew it'd be you.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Sally. I'm one of the assistants here
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  Speaker 3: at doctor Bran's. I hear it's your first time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've never seen a NATO pantic bactor before.
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  Speaker 3: My girlfriend show what a great girlfriend. You are gonna
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  Speaker 3: love it. But I do need to make sure that
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  Speaker 3: you know a few things before your appointment. So do
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  Speaker 3: you have a pen?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, okay, I'll wait, Yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just continue to move forward. So first thing,
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  Speaker 3: twenty four hours before the appointment, you need to avoid
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  Speaker 3: eating foods that are green. Okay, no green like spinach beans,
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  Speaker 3: but also no grapes, avocados, even green eminem's. That's a
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  Speaker 3: big no no. Yeah, don't eat the green ones, red ones,
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  Speaker 3: Punky Dory.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, green foods just messed with our equipment. Your body
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  Speaker 3: becomes like a walking salad bar, and our system just
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  Speaker 3: shuts down.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what else we don't want is anything
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  Speaker 3: with two stripes? Two stripes on your clothes, your socks.
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  Speaker 3: What those two stripes can create real conflicting energy signals
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  Speaker 3: to interfere with our readings.
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  Speaker 2: So what are we doing? The natural anthic natural things.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you've never done this before, so you just need
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  Speaker 3: to trust the process.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, great, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Other things you need to do is speak in rhymes
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  Speaker 3: for twelve straight hours before your appointment.
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  Speaker 2: Can I be honest? You to I smoke some stuff today?
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  Speaker 3: You know what, that's the one thing we don't care
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  Speaker 3: about at the doctor's office, as long as it's not green.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's absolutely green.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, just from here on out till that appointment. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and walk backwards for five minutes before leaving your house.
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  Speaker 2: Walk backwards.
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  Speaker 3: Good, I'm glad it sounds like you're writing this down.
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  Speaker 3: Also make a note wear shoes on opposite feet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, opposite feet. You keep repeating me, But wait a minute?
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  Speaker 3: Should I repeat you? Wait a minute?
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  Speaker 2: Right? So how is this like a medical thing? Is
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  Speaker 2: not making sense? Speaking movie? What them we do? Walking back?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you your mind is gonna be blowne because
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  Speaker 3: this is all about the brain sink.
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  Speaker 2: Brenton, brain sink.
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  Speaker 3: There it is the repeating again brain sink as in
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  Speaker 3: the kitchen sink. I mean, did you know our brains
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  Speaker 3: have sinks?
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that?
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  Speaker 3: No, you're gonna learn so much here about your body
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  Speaker 3: you never knew. You know what else you have to
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  Speaker 3: write down here? The doctor prefers you to avoid speaking
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  Speaker 3: with anyone named Todd, Tina, Tanya, any names that start
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  Speaker 3: with that dang letter tang.
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  Speaker 2: Well that kn'd speak to my girlfriend. My name is Trish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be rough. But oh yeah, Well, it
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  Speaker 3: looks like you're gonna have to go on a tea fast.
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  Speaker 3: Do you get that joke? It's like fasting but for
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  Speaker 3: the letter t. Looks like you're gonna be one lonely
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  Speaker 3: man for twenty four hours, but a lot healthier.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is a lot more than I thought.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I accept your compliment. We are a
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  Speaker 3: lot and isn't it great?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It is great?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, is your pin still working?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean more?
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask what color? Ink?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect? That's what I was hoping for.
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  Speaker 2: What chances you were?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely? Because the last thing I need you to do
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  Speaker 3: is draw a big blue circle on your forehead right now?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you want me to do that?
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  Speaker 3: The blue circle is an ancient energy symbol. Okay, the
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  Speaker 3: doctor can tell you. The rest just drawn on there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's start. Go Okay, I can't do it anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Don't don't do it. This is actually Bruck from Brick
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 3: on you. It's just a prank. I mean, your girlfriend Trish,
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  Speaker 3: she emailed the radio station and she set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She right, Wait, you didn't really do the circle.
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  Speaker 2: Did you? Yeah? I got a half a circle on
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  Speaker 2: my head. At least that was funny. It's this permanent
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  Speaker 2: markt right, I mean, so I got to walk around
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  Speaker 2: like this for the rest of came to my house probably, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Andrew, I am very sorry. I hope you have
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  Speaker 3: a great hat. But you know what, at least half
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  Speaker 3: of your energy will be aligned.
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  Speaker 2: Half of my energy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There you go through biting things, you are on top
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  Speaker 3: of it
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  Speaker 2: Rubbing Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties