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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Can't Marry Your Daughter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. As on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hi, is Cynthia there speaking Cynthia. This
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  Speaker 1: is Reverend Mitchell. I'm the one performing your daughter's wedding
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  Speaker 1: ceremony tomorrow, Lisen Mitchell. Thank you for calling. I am
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  Speaker 1: so excited to meet you tomorrow. Yeah, it's the biggest
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  Speaker 1: day of my life. That's what I needed to call
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  Speaker 1: you about. It's not going to happen. Um, what's not
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  Speaker 1: going to happen Your daughter's wedding. My daughter's wedding tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Correct now, what is going to happen? Now? Before before
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  Speaker 1: you go getting upset or freaking out at all, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to talk to you for a second because
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  Speaker 1: I've had a lot of conversations with your daughter the
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  Speaker 1: past month, so okay, and I feel that she's getting
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  Speaker 1: a lot of pressure from outside sources to get married.
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  Speaker 1: I think you know what I'm talking about. I actually
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  Speaker 1: have no clue as to what you're talking about. Frankly, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: it's obvious that you're pressuring your daughter to get married,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't support that. I have never pressured my
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  Speaker 1: daughter into anything. Sometimes mothers want their daughters to get
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  Speaker 1: married so badly that they tend to pressure them without
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  Speaker 1: even knowing. And I think that's what you've been doing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell are you to tell me what kind
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  Speaker 1: of a mother I am when you've never even met me.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a tough thing for you to hear
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  Speaker 1: right now, but I've jack and I need to get
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  Speaker 1: off the phone because clearly I have to get my
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  Speaker 1: daughter on the phone and do whatever it takes to
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  Speaker 1: find another officient for this wedding, because no matter what,
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  Speaker 1: you are not coming within a hundred miles of it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me, I've already gone ahead and canceled
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  Speaker 1: the reception and all of the other You have done that,
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  Speaker 1: and you have done that. You are no reverend, sir,
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  Speaker 1: You are Satan. Do you hear me? Satan? I think
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  Speaker 1: that's a bit much, don't you, ma'am? I mean to
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  Speaker 1: compare me. Don't you ever ever call this number again?
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  Speaker 1: I told you never called you again, ma'am. I owe
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  Speaker 1: you an apology, and that's the only reason I'm calling back.
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  Speaker 1: You've got ten seconds. I was just going over my schedule.
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  Speaker 1: I realized I called the wrong number. I mean, whoops,
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  Speaker 1: there's egg all over my face. Man, my apologies. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, consider this, if you will. You probably
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  Speaker 1: just shaved at least sixteen years off of my life
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  Speaker 1: in the last ten minutes. Oh, believe me, I get it. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking at rod of books here and there's
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  Speaker 1: Sarah's one that's not ready to get married and one
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  Speaker 1: that I guess is, and that'd be your Sarah. I
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  Speaker 1: meant to call the other people. Actually, funny, aren't you cute? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I meant to call the other people, accidentally called you,
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  Speaker 1: and jeez, do I feel like a horse's petite? Sorry idiot,
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  Speaker 1: you idiots, So we'll see you tomorrow. Then you are
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  Speaker 1: not coming within a hundred miles of my daughter's wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get that? Gotcha? Loud and clear? How about
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  Speaker 1: I have Jewil do your daughter's wedding. Then he can
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  Speaker 1: probably do the ceremony if you'd like. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who you're talking about, Like anybody on this horse would
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  Speaker 1: be better than you. Actually, I am Jewil, so so
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  Speaker 1: then not you find me a proper weathering. No, this
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  Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your daughter set you up. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm sorry to have to do this
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  Speaker 1: to you the day before her wedding, but you know
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  Speaker 1: she requested it, so he almost gave me a hard
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  Speaker 1: as hut. That was my goal the whole time. So
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  Speaker 1: it was funny, I gotta give you, But you are
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  Speaker 1: a horrible person. Wake up every morning with Jewel Funk
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  Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy Ring ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five.