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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pizza Insurance · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a woman who's been a regular customer at a local
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  Speaker 1: pizza shop for years. It's one of her favorite spots,
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  Speaker 1: and her fiance who set her up, says she orders
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  Speaker 1: from there all the time. Well, she's about to get
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  Speaker 1: a call from the restaurant's new pizza delivery boy, Jose,
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  Speaker 1: who's probably the last person you'd ever want handling your food,
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  Speaker 1: and he needs to do a quality check on her
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  Speaker 1: most recent order and also maybe confess to something terrible
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  Speaker 1: that happened during the last delivery. You'll hear her reaction
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now on the twenties to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hello, is this Maya? This is Nya who's calling? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Landon. I work at pizza. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? I was the guy who delivered your
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  Speaker 1: pizza last night. I just was calling up to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that you enjoyed everything. Yeah, it was fine. You
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  Speaker 1: know I ordered for me guys all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see that. But you did say it didn't like
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  Speaker 1: taste weird or different, same good old pizza. Right. Should
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  Speaker 1: it have tasted weird? Was something wrong? No? I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it should have tasted weird. I actually think I
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  Speaker 1: handled the situation better than most delivery drivers would. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about, Well, something technically did happen with
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  Speaker 1: your pizza before the delivery weight. You handled it and
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  Speaker 1: you said everything tasted fine. No, no, no, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: tell me what's going on. Okay, First off, not my fault.
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  Speaker 1: That's the most important. I don't think so. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure that that's the most important. Tame, get to it.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to pizza? When I pulled up to your place,
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  Speaker 1: I got out of the car and I tripped on
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  Speaker 1: the curb. You have like an invisible curb out there,
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  Speaker 1: by the way. You may want to paint that thing.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to the pizza? Oh? Yeah, yeah, the pizza. Well,
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  Speaker 1: as I tripped, the pizza ended up kind of coming
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  Speaker 1: out of the box. Wait a minute, but I picked
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  Speaker 1: it up right away, like three seconds. Have you heard
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  Speaker 1: of the five second rule? I beat that way twas?
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that my pizza was
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  Speaker 1: on the ground before you brought it to my door?
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  Speaker 1: Technically I wasn't the ground, it was the road if
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Well, I picked it up before
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  Speaker 1: the five seconds and I made sure it was cleaned
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  Speaker 1: off before. What do you mean you made How did
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  Speaker 1: you clean it? Well, you know you blow on it
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  Speaker 1: and then put your hands on it. I touched the dirt,
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  Speaker 1: not the pizza, though. You blew on my pizza, and
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  Speaker 1: you touched my pizza before you brought it to my door. Correction,
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  Speaker 1: I touched the rocks and the pebbles. I picked them off,
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  Speaker 1: the idiot. No, you dropped my pizza outside and then
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  Speaker 1: you picked it up and dusted it or off and
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  Speaker 1: then took it to my door. Well, ma'am, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you're complaining. I had to dust it off.
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  Speaker 1: It landed cheese side down. So what am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: Just plat it? Guys, I can't believe you don't know
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  Speaker 1: why I'm complaining? Are you kidding me? I took care
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  Speaker 1: of it, and you just said you're feeling good, right,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't had any like weird bowel movements, right, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot like, I seriously order pizza from guys all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and I cannot believe that you would handle my delivery
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  Speaker 1: this way. Look, I feel awful. Okay, what is your name?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Landon, but that's not important. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even need to remember that because you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely no, Landon. I think that you just lost your job. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm certain that you just lost your job because I
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  Speaker 1: would definitely and I saved my job because I saved
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  Speaker 1: your pizza. Ma'am. You know what. I've had enough of you.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to speak to a manager. Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: hear me out. Look, I never want to have the
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  Speaker 1: situation to happen to you again. So that's why I
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  Speaker 1: would like to offer you pizza insurance. Pizza insurance, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is that what you're saying? Yes, because you order from
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  Speaker 1: us all the time. The pizza insurance is only ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine dollars a year. And if a driver drops or
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  Speaker 1: throws or accidentally eats your pizza of this This has
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  Speaker 1: got to be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said
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  Speaker 1: to me. An insurance is not dumb. I mean you
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  Speaker 1: have you have life insurance, you have car insurance. Right.
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  Speaker 1: The thing people care about them els is pizza. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the scam is that you think right now. No,
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  Speaker 1: this is not a scam. It's a real thing. My
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  Speaker 1: boss requires me to sell. Three Pizza insurance is a month,
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  Speaker 1: and so far, my mom's the only one who's signed up.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what, she hasn't had to use it. Every
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  Speaker 1: pizza I bring home from work has been fine. No,
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  Speaker 1: surprised that she hasn't, because this is doable. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: got me. The insurance thing wasn't real, idiot. Actually, this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing isn't real. Because my name's Jose and I'm
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  Speaker 1: on a radio show called Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm doing a phone tap on you, your fiance
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  Speaker 1: Dug set you up. Oh my god, Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, he said, you guys ordered
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  Speaker 1: pizza the other night and you kept saying it didn't
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  Speaker 1: taste right, so you wanted to mess with you. My goodness,
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of anything so crazy. Pizza insurance. It
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  Speaker 1: was hilarious. Well, let's be honest. I dropped it for
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  Speaker 1: ten seconds, all right, But I did blow on it,
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  Speaker 1: and I picked all that crap off of it. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning point five