Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Can I Take Your Daughter to Prom?
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- 0:20Speaker 1: a girl's high school softball coach calls up a mom
- 0:22Speaker 1: and makes one of the most cringeworthy requests ever. He
- 0:26Speaker 1: wants permission from the mother to ask out one of
- 0:29Speaker 1: his players to prom okay, at least he's asking. Listen
- 0:40Speaker 1: to the mom freak out when we asked for her blessing.
- 0:43Speaker 1: In today's phone tap from the Vault, right now, as
- 0:48Speaker 1: on the twenties, Hello, I was looking for Shelby's mom.
- 0:56Speaker 1: This is Shelby's mom. How are you? This is Marcus.
- 0:59Speaker 1: I'm one of Shelby's coaches for softball, one of the coaches. Yeah,
- 1:04Speaker 1: I'm one of the assistant coaches on the softball team.
- 1:06Speaker 1: How are you. I'm doing good? How are you Jo good? Um?
- 1:09Speaker 1: I just want to call and let you know that
- 1:11Speaker 1: Shelby has been doing fantastic On the team. Okay. I
- 1:16Speaker 1: can't say enough about her effort. She's just been working
- 1:18Speaker 1: hard out there, improving on a daily basis. Good. Yeah,
- 1:22Speaker 1: all the coaches are really impressed. It's a pleasure. Oh
- 1:24Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm glad to hear that. Thank you. So,
- 1:27Speaker 1: with that said, I would love to ask her to
- 1:29Speaker 1: prom with your blessing? Of course. Did you say I
- 1:36Speaker 1: want to ask her to the prom? I did? Yeah?
- 1:40Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm forty two years young. You're
- 1:45Speaker 1: forty two years old and you just called me to
- 1:48Speaker 1: ask my daughter to the prom? Are you out of
- 1:51Speaker 1: your mind? Your daughter's eighteen, right, ma'am? Where's your full name?
- 1:56Speaker 1: Before I shove this? Wake up your Did I interrupt
- 1:59Speaker 1: you while you regarding or something? Is that your full name?
- 2:02Speaker 1: Is that why you're angry? Did I interrupt gardening because
- 2:04Speaker 1: you said he had a rake? I know the break
- 2:07Speaker 1: that's going up yours? That's correct? What is your full name?
- 2:10Speaker 1: Why do you have a rake? And it doesn't matter
- 2:12Speaker 1: why I have a rake? I'm asking for your name
- 2:15Speaker 1: so I could call the principal, I'd call the superintended,
- 2:18Speaker 1: I'd call everybody the school campus. I think you're overreacting
- 2:22Speaker 1: just a tad bit, ma'am. Is this your phone that
- 2:25Speaker 1: I can have my husband call you back? Yes, this
- 2:28Speaker 1: conversation is not going the way that I had planned. Yeah,
- 2:31Speaker 1: would is that what you wanted was your kick today?
- 2:33Speaker 1: Because that's what's going to happen. No, I was hoping
- 2:36Speaker 1: i'd call you and you'd say, absolutely, I'd love you
- 2:38Speaker 1: to take my daughter to PROM. I don't care in
- 2:41Speaker 1: this way that you think it's going to take my
- 2:43Speaker 1: guard to Palm. But you're not thinking. You don't want
- 2:48Speaker 1: to be the uncool parent in this scenario. Do you
- 2:51Speaker 1: the one who's going to keep your daughter from going
- 2:52Speaker 1: to prom? I mean, well, you don't want to be
- 2:54Speaker 1: the coach with a stick up your do you, Because
- 2:57Speaker 1: that's how it's going to happen. I thought it was
- 2:59Speaker 1: a rake. It's gonna be a rake, and then it's
- 3:01Speaker 1: gonna be a stick, and then it's just gonna be
- 3:04Speaker 1: hit over the head with a boulder, a rake, a
- 3:07Speaker 1: stick and a boulder. Interesting, I might be into that
- 3:14Speaker 1: what time should I what time should I swing by?
- 3:16Speaker 1: You're not swinging by, You're not coming here at all.
- 3:19Speaker 1: I kind of like the boulder and stick and rake talk.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I don't even what are you talking about? What are
- 3:26Speaker 1: you talking about? You're insane? Are we talking about the
- 3:29Speaker 1: same thing here? We're talking about you not talking anymore? No,
- 3:34Speaker 1: I wasn't talking about that. What are you talking about?
- 3:37Speaker 1: Let me make this very clear to you. Okay, this
- 3:40Speaker 1: is not gonna happen at all. She is not going
- 3:44Speaker 1: to prom with you. You're correct. Why are you calling me? Then?
- 3:48Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Yeah, Shelby wanted us to
- 3:51Speaker 1: call you. Oh, you sounded pretty upset that one of
- 3:55Speaker 1: your daughter's softball coaches wanted to take her to prom.
- 3:58Speaker 1: I put my pants a little bit. You know that
- 4:03Speaker 1: is gross. Wake up every morning with spoon taps weekday
- 4:08Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties