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Phone Tap: Megaphone Syndrome · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank call, and today we reach
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  Speaker 1: out to a guy who had a complaint regarding his
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  Speaker 1: recent airline experience. He's emailed them waiting for a callback.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think he's expecting this type of person
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  Speaker 1: to be handling the issue because in the past we've
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  Speaker 1: made up ailments like roller coaster syndrome and dope ticulitis
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  Speaker 1: where Jose can't stop beatboxing. But today, our own Brooke
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  Speaker 1: Fox has a made up condition called megaphone speech syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna find out exactly what that is in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from Alaska Airlines. Hi. Yeah, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I'm looking for Adam Bummer. That's me really, Hi, Adam,
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  Speaker 3: this is a courtesy call regarding your account. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Brenda Snort.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: My apologies for the loudness. I have a condition called.
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  Speaker 2: Megaphone speech syndrome.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Uh again.
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  Speaker 2: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: It just happens at the end of my sentences and
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  Speaker 3: I can't control it.
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  Speaker 2: I am I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you, Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: that means so much.
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  Speaker 3: Doctors think it happened because when my mom was pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: She used to go clubbing with me and her belly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, you can imagine how hard it was growing
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  Speaker 3: up with this answering questions in that class. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that must have been really tough. It was. I've made
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  Speaker 3: a lot of sacrifices, man, i mean even had to
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  Speaker 3: ditch my dream of becoming a librarian. Oh yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: that's not gonna work. No, you're telling me.
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  Speaker 2: So back to you.
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  Speaker 3: Looking at your account, we notice you fly quite a
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  Speaker 3: bit with us and that you're not late and pay
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  Speaker 3: pay member. Right, So just going back to what you're
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  Speaker 3: dealing with.
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  Speaker 1: You can't control it at all.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, my my problem is a little bit involved
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  Speaker 3: in you and I would be on the phone for
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  Speaker 3: quite a bit of time. So I don't know this
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  Speaker 3: is going to work here. Oh are you worried about me?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm doing fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just this is this is hard for you,
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  Speaker 3: and it's.
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  Speaker 2: Actually not hard for me at all. I've with this forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be a long call.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say something?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you're about your customember.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for that. I really do appreciate it, but I
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  Speaker 1: really should get going.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, hold on, I'm here to help. Why the rush?
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  Speaker 3: I just I think I might need to call back later,
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  Speaker 3: and that's all.
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  Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you about something?
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  Speaker 3: Stayment, make it quick. Yeah, it's like my head, my head.
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  Speaker 3: Just go go ahead. I've been single for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: And don't have a lot of dating prospects.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, why are you telling me that this is
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  Speaker 1: a customer service call?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you just seem nice, and when I go out
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  Speaker 3: with most men, they say they don't have an issue
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  Speaker 3: with my voice.
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  Speaker 2: They just say it isn't a good match for some
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  Speaker 2: other reason.
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  Speaker 3: Again, I don't know, just wondering. I hate to interrupt you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just wondering.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think they're telling me the truth?
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  Speaker 3: There's probably somebody to talk to about this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's mean. I am such a fun date.
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  Speaker 3: We have such a great time when we go out.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when we're at stadium events.
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  Speaker 1: That would make sense.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, Stephen, Now that I'm thinking about it,
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  Speaker 3: is there any chance there you are sing?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Really, because your mom says it said you weren't she's
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  Speaker 2: the one who set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what, Savid?
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear me? H?
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  Speaker 3: This is a prank.
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  Speaker 2: It's not real.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually broke from the radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh now I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the habit of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that was a wild ride.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your mom.
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  Speaker 2: Susan set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She said, she's been giving you grief for being single
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  Speaker 3: for so long. Wow, Like, I'm sorry you had to
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  Speaker 3: give up on your librarian dreams.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That and a fanner husher not a good fit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,