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Phone Tap: Campus Cool Mom · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who works at a university
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  Speaker 1: in the student services center, and part of her job
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  Speaker 1: is helping new students acclimate to the college lifestyle. Oh sweet,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know if she's ever had a call
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  Speaker 1: quite like this before, where an older adult learner named
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  Speaker 1: Nancy is decided to enroll back in school again. She
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  Speaker 1: remembers what college used to be like the first time
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  Speaker 1: she went years ago. She's just hoping a lot is
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  Speaker 1: still the same. You'll find out your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now another.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling the university. This is Jerry, the
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  Speaker 3: student Services. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: You know what, Jerry? I am so glad you're on
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  Speaker 2: the phone with me. This is Nancy.
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  Speaker 3: Nice to meet to Nancy. Are you a student here?
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  Speaker 2: Well, not yet, but I am enrolled for the upcoming semester.
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  Speaker 3: Wonderful. We love to have you. What can I help
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  Speaker 3: you with today?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta be honest with you. I'm a little nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, Well what kind of things are you
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  Speaker 3: nervous about? Maybe we can work through them.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when I first went to college right out
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  Speaker 2: of high school. I remember what it was like to
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  Speaker 2: see those old weird people on campus. Oh, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want that to be me.
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  Speaker 3: So this isn't your first time attending a university then, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I haven't been since the nineties, So I
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  Speaker 2: was just maybe hoping you could tell me, like, what's changed.
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  Speaker 3: Because you know, I wasn't actually here back then, but
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  Speaker 3: really hasn't changed that much?
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  Speaker 2: Are people still making out in the library?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I want to get back there.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see the conversation going this way.
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  Speaker 2: I have a story about me and an English professor
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  Speaker 2: in the archives that would make you blush. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: those were the good old days. Hopefully they're the days
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  Speaker 2: that are to come as well.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, not the normal questions I get.
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  Speaker 2: I was looking on your website and I couldn't find
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  Speaker 2: any dates or times for when the co ed mixers
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  Speaker 2: were co ed mix Do you have that listed somewhere?
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's not really the stuff that I hear
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  Speaker 3: about that much.
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  Speaker 2: And what about some hot parties where I could get
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  Speaker 2: my grind on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh goodness, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I'd even go for a cool frat that needs somebody
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  Speaker 2: to buy them some alcohol on the sly Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Goodness, I can do that now. Okay, and Nancy, that's
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  Speaker 3: not really something we can done here. If you're looking
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  Speaker 3: for parties and what have you, you reach out in more
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  Speaker 3: of your own time, or I do know some clubs
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you about.
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  Speaker 2: I do apologize. I'm just trying to fit in on campus. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: tell me the weird old lady. So I read online
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  Speaker 2: that I need to send out riz Rin. Is there
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  Speaker 2: a place to buy that?
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  Speaker 3: You know? Not that I would know off the top
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  Speaker 3: of my head, So they.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have it at maybe the university bookstore.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, well you will not find that in the
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  Speaker 3: university bookstore. Can I just say one thing?
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  Speaker 2: What about if I just hang out in the cafeteria
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  Speaker 2: with a short skirt, I'm gonna have a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money on that dining card. I could take care of
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  Speaker 2: some people's dinners.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, if you know what I mean, Nancy, I
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  Speaker 3: know I can tell do you really want to fit
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  Speaker 3: in and what have you? But this is kind of
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  Speaker 3: outside my scope, outside my boundaries of what I would
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  Speaker 3: normally discuss with a student.
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  Speaker 2: So if I were to ask you about those anything
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  Speaker 2: but clothes parties, you wouldh to have any ideas like
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  Speaker 2: where they are.
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  Speaker 3: I can honestly say that. No, I would not have
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  Speaker 3: an idea of them.
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  Speaker 2: I think I actually see what the issue is. What's
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  Speaker 2: that you're kind of a loser, aren't you? Oh what,
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  Speaker 2: you're not getting invited to any of the fraternities.
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  Speaker 3: As a student services coordinator, we actually you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like one of those dorm monitors tell people that hush
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  Speaker 2: down when they're being too loud at night. Okay's kill.
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  Speaker 3: You're really crossing the line here. I'm trying to help you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm here to answer questions about the school that you have.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I thought you were just trying to put me
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  Speaker 2: to sleep. I don't think I don't think you would
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  Speaker 2: be able to have fun if it slapped you in
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  Speaker 2: the face.
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  Speaker 3: So, Nancy, you did get accepted here. They're going to
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  Speaker 3: let you attend school here.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean the school didn't say so much that,
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  Speaker 2: but your brother in law, David said I could go.
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't you talk David?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, David said they'd let any loser into your school.
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  Speaker 3: What exactly are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about when he set you up for this
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  Speaker 2: prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: It's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Because this is actually brug from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh my god, we're
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  Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: David said, you're stressed out at work and may need
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  Speaker 2: a good laugh.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even know what to say to you question.
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  Speaker 3: I was just it was so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: So I was gonna bring one of those backpacks with
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  Speaker 2: the rollers on them. You think that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: I think the one that you sit on and you
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  Speaker 3: can drive around would be a better I need you.
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  Speaker 2: Finally, finally you say something helpful.
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  Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,