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Phone Tap: Naughty Nana · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. Sisters and brothers. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if they're close in age, you know they have all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of stories. Yeah, from the craziest fights they got into,
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  Speaker 1: the wildest baths they took together, or even the pranks
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  Speaker 1: that they pulled back in the day. Yeah, bath with
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  Speaker 1: your siblings. Yeah, but there there's no crazy stories about it, Jeffrey,
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  Speaker 1: your sister neither. But you know what a special few.
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  Speaker 1: That immaturity continues well into adulthood, which is why a
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  Speaker 1: woman asked us to prank her brother after he sat
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  Speaker 1: some of their grandfather's old keepsakes to an antiques dealer
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  Speaker 1: to be a praise and he's about to learn some
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  Speaker 1: new things about his people. You never wanted to hear.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, this is
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  Speaker 1: barbed calling from Antiquities. I'm looking for Eric. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is Eric. Hi, Eric, I'm calling In reference to Lot
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  Speaker 1: fifty seven c that we're putting up for auction for you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I just need to make a few
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  Speaker 1: things clear here. Now, these are all items you inherited recently. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: my grandfather actually passed away. And yeah, so I'm just
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  Speaker 1: kind of looking to have some of this stuff. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for your loss. Oh I appreciate that,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I do have a couple of questions regarding
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  Speaker 1: the items you submitted. Should be quick, okay, okay. So
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  Speaker 1: the pocket watch that we have, it's rather old and
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  Speaker 1: valuable and oh nice, Yeah, it should make you some
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  Speaker 1: good money. But when you open up the watch, there
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  Speaker 1: is an inscription. Have you seen that? Um no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so. Okay, it says, Dearest Robert, spread it
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  Speaker 1: like a fine rug. Judy. Do you know who Judy is?
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  Speaker 1: My grandma's name is Judy. But it really says spread
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  Speaker 1: it on there. Well, it doesn't say spread it on there.
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  Speaker 1: It has spread it like a fine rug. Now, buyers
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  Speaker 1: just like to know the backstory of these, So I
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  Speaker 1: was hoping that you could shed some light on the
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  Speaker 1: spreading it part. No, sorry, I'm not going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to do that for you. No, your rug collector maybe,
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  Speaker 1: um no, not that I know of. Okay, we'll come
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  Speaker 1: back to that. Also, you submitted an embroidered handkerchief and
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  Speaker 1: there's also a message stitched on the back from Judy again.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well it look it's like a poem.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just read it to you. I know that, you
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  Speaker 1: know what. That's okay. I don't think I really want
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  Speaker 1: to hear that touch of you. You were the archer
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  Speaker 1: with your swift hand on your bow. The arrows of
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  Speaker 1: delight shot through my body. I quiver. Can we not
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  Speaker 1: do this either? Like my grandparents, I'm just I'm we're
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  Speaker 1: just interested on like what they're worth. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: to know, like I agree, that got to me too many.
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  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with what your grandma may have meant
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  Speaker 1: by that? No? I have no idea, And I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want to guess, because I'm thinking the same thing
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  Speaker 1: you're probably thinking. Thinking they had a lot of kids.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Are we done here? Or what?
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  Speaker 1: Very close? Very close? There's just one last one that
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  Speaker 1: I need to ask you about in this. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: that's okay. I don't I don't need to hear about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the same as the others. This looks like
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  Speaker 1: a decorative coffee tin. All I need to know is
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  Speaker 1: how much the items are worth. I don't need to
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  Speaker 1: know all this extra stuff, and I can give that
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  Speaker 1: to you. I can give you that information as soon
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  Speaker 1: as you tell me about this inscription that goes around
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  Speaker 1: the canister. I don't know about the inscription. I told you,
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  Speaker 1: I've never really like looked at it like this before.
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  Speaker 1: These aren't my things, they were my grandparents. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: this one's too judy from your grandfather. Still, that really
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter to me. I don't. I just I hear you,
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  Speaker 1: and this will be the final one if you don't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about it, totally fine with me. All right, fine,
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  Speaker 1: let's just get this over with, please, Okay, dearest Judith,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look you
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  Speaker 1: that one less romantic. You think this is the one
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  Speaker 1: I want to think about when I remember my grandfather.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm really sorry to do that to you.
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  Speaker 1: Shoult have pre read it before I read it out
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  Speaker 1: loud to stop right there. I don't even understand how
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  Speaker 1: you can think that's possibly okay to say, like, how
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  Speaker 1: are you reading these things in that. You sound agitated,
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  Speaker 1: and I am so agitated. I'm just trying to let
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  Speaker 1: you know. We're all done and you can find all
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  Speaker 1: your auction items up right now at Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Have you been there before? No? I have not.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? It's a radio show that does prank
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  Speaker 1: phone calls very similar to this one. What Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Oh my god, this is actually Broke from
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  Speaker 1: Break and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Your sister Addison set you up. My
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  Speaker 1: sister did this. Yeah, she emails us and said that
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  Speaker 1: you guys had put up some of your grandfather's old
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  Speaker 1: belongings for auction, and she just wanted to make you laugh.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like Judy and Grandpa. We're having a great relationship. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to think about that, all right. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna go read this poem to myself in the
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  Speaker 1: other room, called up Wake Up every Morning with weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning