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Phone Tap PODCAST: Obando Columbia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d Ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or Calm eight hundred. Hello. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: this is hotel's automatic confirmation service. Our records indicate that
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  Speaker 1: Daniel is scheduled to stay with us on July first
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  Speaker 1: through July fifth. If this is correct, please say yes.
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  Speaker 1: If this is incorrect, please say no yes, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: we did not receive a response. Please say yes if
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  Speaker 1: your reservation is correct or no. If it is incorrect,
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  Speaker 1: yes you answered no what your reservation has been canceled? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no no no Hello. Our records indicate that your reservation
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  Speaker 1: was nonrefundable. Therefore you have chosen to forfeit your deposit.
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  Speaker 1: If this is correct, please say yes. If this is
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  Speaker 1: not correct, please say no. No you have officially canceled
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  Speaker 1: your reservation. No. Thank you very much for speaking with us,
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  Speaker 1: and if you'd like to book it a hotel's vacation
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  Speaker 1: in the future, please simply log onto our website. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I can gladly help you book another trip via our
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  Speaker 1: automated system. Hello. I'm sorry, I did not understand your request. Operator. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: If you would like to book a different hotel stay
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  Speaker 1: with us, please say reservation. If you would like to
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  Speaker 1: speak to a representative, just say representative. Representative, you chose reservation. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can gladly help you book another trip. Please say
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  Speaker 1: the name of the city you would like to visit. Operator,
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  Speaker 1: representative Agent, Operator, you have chosen a Bondo Columbia. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, no, no, Belanger. I'm sorry. Currently we don't
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  Speaker 1: have any hotels in a Bondo Columbia. I need an operator.
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  Speaker 1: If you'd like to find the nearest hotel to Bondo, Columbia,
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  Speaker 1: please say yes. If you'd like to exit out of
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  Speaker 1: this reservation, please say no, no, no, no, no, wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: We have many locations near a Bondo Columbia. I would
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  Speaker 1: love to help you rebook. I'm sorry, I seem to
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  Speaker 1: be having trouble understanding the language you're speaking. No, would
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  Speaker 1: you like me to speak Spanish? No? No, no, you
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  Speaker 1: have chosen Espanol as your official language than this automated
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  Speaker 1: system is well. I think you're a douchebag. Whoa, what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You just called me a piece
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  Speaker 1: of and I responded by saying that you are a stop.
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  Speaker 1: Stop what is going on? This is a phone tap?
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  Speaker 1: Are you hitting me? Oh my god? Your girlfriend Emma
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  Speaker 1: set you up? Oh my god. So wait, my vacation
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  Speaker 1: is so on? I think so yeah, the one to
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  Speaker 1: Colombia for sure. I was able to book that for you.